Trolls (2)

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A nomination for those poor lonely people sometimes called trolls.

Sometimes we get an infestation on here, an odd place to troll given the nature of the site and the people that frequent it.

Some strong opinions on here but most of the people here that post their opinions here know their opinions can be questioned, debated or shot down and accept that is the spirit of the site. No a place to express your opinions if you’ve got a fragile ego or conviction that your in possession of the only opinion that matters, we all manage to live in peace 99% of the time.

Then we get people like hero, this nomination is for you fella (Now banned – DA). You did your best to be offensive but being offended is a choice and you don’t have it in you to offend me. I realise this is another reason for you look in the mirror and see failure staring back at you but I also realise it won’t stop you going on the internet looking for some attention in the hope someone might mistake you for an alpha or at least an amusing human being.

This isn’t a cunting, this is my attempt to give you some of the attention your so desperate for.

Take a bow hero, I briefly noticed you, the same way I notice dog shit on the pavement, not pleasant but easily avoided and of no consequence. That’s it ‘hero’ that’s all the reaction you can provoke. You’ve even failed at trolling.

Must suck being you?

Nominated by:  Sixdog Vomit

54 thoughts on “Trolls (2)”

  1. As trolls go this was the most hostile one Ive saw on here.
    Don’t quite know why he targetted Sixdog?
    But was impressed how calmly Six responded, didn’t give Hero the reaction he wanted👍
    Dont know if he was Bad Lieutenant?
    Possibly, maybe not?
    Do suspect theres people who have multiple aliases on here,
    And don’t have the best of intentions towards the site.

  2. You should follow my example,S.V….I refuse to be provoked and resist the urge to get into slanging matches.

    LOL.

    • Morning Dick@

      Like you im a temple of serenity and shy away from conflict.😀

      Hey, know this might be a bit cheeky but have you a bit of spare land in your vast acreage I could have to put a yurt on?

      • A Yurt ?….I saw what people are charging for “glamping” in a yurt or “shepherd’s hut”….fucking incredible.
        …and it’s a firm “NO” to your request…it would start out with just you and before I knew it it would be like a fucking refugee camp….probably get Lily Allen and Gary Fucking-Lineker popping up to demand that I move out of my vast abode to make room for the “poor souls living under canvas”…the Hounds and I would be sent to live in the byre while assorted Campers took advantage of my magnificent facilities.

      • I did think about letting you bunk in with the horses but the smell,shite and cast hair would be unbearable.. the horses just wouldn’t put up with it I’m afraid.

  3. I don’t understand the cunts.
    Instead of mithering other people why don’t they watch some porn or have a few cans?
    Maybe get a nice lady in?
    Anyhow,shite.

    • The type of “lady” that these cunts associate with tend to have blue hair, shaved on one side, don’t shave their armpits or legs due to it being a symbol of male oppression and eat veggie burgers by the ton.

  4. Trolls are a bit like Gnomes, only uglier. Must be a right cunt of an existence living in some shitty cave somewhere trying to upset people. SV dealt with the recent trolling with superb equanimity. Well done too, to Admin who have a hair trigger policy when it comes to ejecting the inadequate cunts.

    (Thank you! We do catch quite a few trolls right from the off. But sometimes the odd one sneaks through and we have to rely on you cunters to flag them up for us – DA)
    By way of light relief, I just read that Boris is thinking of reopening pubs but banning them from selling alcohol! What a fucking cunt.

    • I saw that too….why the fuck would anyone go to a Pub if there was no alcohol?…the man is a fucking Mental.

      • PS….why would the Pubs even bother opening if they can’t sell drink ? Costs money to open the doors…more than they’d get off selling the odd half of fucking lemonade.

      • Morning Dick, Morning All.

        Nothing surprises me with these cunts anymore. Apparently it is to cut down interactions/infections or some such shit. Well that’s easy then, butchers not allowed to sell meat, shoe shops with no shoes…that should keep everyone safe, job done.

      • Maybe they’ll re-open schools as long as there’s no teaching British History ?

        Or re-open restaurants as long as they only serve plant based Vegan Crap ?

        I strongly suspect that air-head Carrie Simmons or whatever her fucking name is, is the one behind this. She must be one hell of a Cock Sucker Boris, or have you lost your balls entirely ? ?

    • PS The policy is in line with how pubs have been going for years now. Full of cunts with families in tow, wanting fucking pizzas, and half a shandy all round. Huge TVs to kill conversation. Trolls too. No proper beer, no brown and bitter, no mild, just shit lager. No smoking, no swearing. I stopped going more than a decade ago. Fucking rubbish.

    • There’s nothing so lonesome,
      so morbid and drear,
      Than to stand in the bar
      Of a pub with no beer

      Slim Dusty

    • Anyone want to put money on the bars in parliament being allowed to sell alcohol?

  5. No point trolling here. Everyone else on this site is an inadequate cunt. I am amused by the cunts as I know better, and reading the fatuous comments gives me a feeling of superiority.

    Oh, and Admin are cunts as well.

    (We aim to please – DA)

    I’ll get my coat shalI I?

    (preferably a concrete one with a nice river close by – DA)

  6. Any chance of a link to the “hero” please – I must have missed it.

    You can’t be friendly with everyone you meet but you can learn something new from everyone you meet.
    Fuck me, is that wisdom finally coming to me🤔.

    Miserable-when I finally find my country retreat, I will happily allow you a plot for a yurt-in exchange for keeping the local pie-keys, benefit riders and foreign types “orf my laaaaand”👍

  7. I love trolling but I save it for the right time in a special place (the Guardian comments).

    • Conversely, I often wonder whether trolls on here are disgruntled Guardian readers who’ve stumbled on here after searching for one of those mouthy, leftie, brown women with braids who are usual shouting down Brexit or Britain on Al Beeb.

      Either that or they actually ARE the mouthy, leftie, brown women with braids, furious after discovering their own cunting.

      • Sheee-it Cap’n.
        Could I have shared bandwidth with David Lammy or Lenny of Henryshire😢
        I need to go and wash my hands now…

      • You could well be right. I would not be surprised if this site was hacked, “shamed” or put off the air one day by Guardianistas.

      • CG, I doubt Lammy has the ability to even bang out a vitriolic rant, the seething, monosyllabic grunt.

    • I realize now I was a alternative voice (some may say troll) on a hard green website, but by fuck they deserved it. I couldn’t let a single piece of their utter bullshit go unpissed-upon.

    • Yep! Turned a complete failtroll into a mildly successful one. On the plus side the failtroll was so clumsily appalling it still outweighed this noms sentiment.

      • The point of the post was to give him some attention, he’d worked hard for little reward. Never expected it to make it past the noms page.

        I hope he’s reading and bathing in the glory and attention he struggles to get on his own.

  10. A real “troll” goes virtually unnoticed…sets the ball rolling and then steps back to watch the ensuing fallout.

    We are never going to all agree all the time…be fucking boring if we did but sometimes the accusations of “trolling” ( I din’t mean you with “hero”,SV. he was obviously just a complete tool) sometimes seem to come when a different opinion is expressed….or accusations of “sock-puppetry” which seems to be another retort if a different opinion is suggested.

    I’m certainly in no position to call anyone a troll or a sock-puppet,I admit that I enjoy suggesting a contrary opinion sometimes.

    PS…Although I’m sure that everyone will agree that my “Krav”, “General Cuntster” and “Robin Bastard” were pretty special….LOL 🙂 .

    • DF@ Krav was “a despicable degenerate”, but enlightened things rather! RB could be a bit on the confrontational side on occasion which was a pity as he made some good points for debate – from my experience of IAC the trolls are owned with acerbic wit mingled with dark hints of brutality! 😃 – and if they get personal they get nuked by Admin.
      (We have a dungeon in Admin Towers, full of nude pics of Flabbott, Jess Phillips, Pelosi, Dawn Butler, Cameltoe and Ann Widdecombe among many others. Trolls end up down there, never to be seen of again – DA)
      On other news I got fkin piss wet through on my ride earlier, and the skies were so leaden I kept the bike lights on!

      • Morning,Vern.

        I do miss Krav…he was a mental Cunt but made me laugh.

        Rain all blown out up here but everything is just a sea of clarts…you’re a braver man than me venturing out willingly this morning…especially on a push-bike. 🙂 .

      • We’ll all be riding push bikes if cunts like Greta Iceberg and the XR nutjobs get their way.

        Never mind the practicalities, let’s focus on saving the fucking planet – that’s their myopic mantra.

  11. This week saw us saying farewell to another of caught speddings sock puppets. Although I don’t class him as a troll, just a boring Walter Mitty full of shit schizophrenic, he always says just as he’s about to be banned that he’s out of here, and how boring and shit the site is, yet within days he’s back with another account. Silly cunt.

    • He’s a bit like a 1980s cartoon villain who always manages to come back each episode.

      I’m hoping his next incarnation will be Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
      “I’ll get you next time Gaaadget!!”

    • Yes GS, sockpuppets, the last hurrah for the angry coward, the persona non grata and the snivelling crybaby.

      • I’ll add to that it would be quite a hoot for Admin to have a flick through the IP address’s here and see how many are duplicates and more I’ll wager 😉

      • @coolforcunts. It’s not that easy to distinguish between them with the use of VPN’s. CS comes and goes with using a VPN. Trolls often work in small groups and probably wank each other off.

      • Bertie, Check the important stuff. Under trolling it mentions don’t try to use proxies, so presumably admin take a quick peek for VPNs. Anyone using a VPN should automatically get the fuck off pill which eliminates 99% of sockpuppets and trolls. Anyone caught trolling using a static IP, gets their IP address blocked.

        I’ve simplified this obviously because it takes time and effort from admin to check all new members comments for using VPNs, however there are plenty of free VPN check sites.

        Sockpuppets really aren’t the brightest buttons on the coat. Are usually fuck up for using the same sort of terminology and can be spotted from a country mile away. I don’t think there is a rule for having more than one account here so they haven’t broken any rules per se. however it’s still not cricket for a multitude of reasons 😷

    • I have him down as a Walter as well. Says he’s in his 50s but comes across liike a 15 year-old trying to ‘blow minds’ with his facts and logic and his sexual adventures.

      His kind are ten-a-penny on the internet.

  12. Good cunting SV,
    Seen many a fruitcake troll round these parts over the years… Rickie Doubleday was a complete bellend and has probably topped himself now. As for Hero what a sad wanker, the great thing abaaaaaht is a cunt is you can be a cunt (within reason) and say cuntish things etc. There is no need to troll on here, but some sad cunts feel the need to…they never last long as admin rightly get rid of the cunts.

  13. When you think of it, most augments are pointless. Even if you convince an opponent you are right they will not admit it because if makes them look weak and stupid. People just dig in and defend their opinion ignoring all facts and logic or invent their own.

    Trolls thrive on this playing devil’s advocate. They have no fixed opinions or integrity and will just counter everything you say. They often work in pairs or use an alias to back themselves up.

    Life is too short to waste time on them.

    I don’t mind jousting with genuine people whose point of view differs from mine but I dislike idiots who try to wind me up.

    You can usually tell the difference.

  14. I must admit I thought Fr. Upp was CS at one point and would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Fr. Upp.

    I knew that Euan A P (you wanna fight) was him though. Same sort of writing style.

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