Katie Price (7)

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Can I put forward a cunting for Katie Price’s Dad’s load. I cunt this load for being shot into Katie Price’s Mum’s twat. The result of this load firing has been a woman of such cuntishness, she reads a 10 on any cunt o’meter.

At the moment she is exploiting Harvey, who to be fair hasn’t got a clue what fucking day it is. But is cunt of a mothers uses him at every opportunity to rake in cash from stories.

Katie Price has, in my opinion gone above being a cunt, she is at a new level, of maybe Mega Cunt, Double Cunt, Extraordinary Cunt…………….call it what you like.

The cunt is never out of the fucking media, but the sad thing is, the best part of any story in The Sun is the comments sections. Some excellent renditions of her being a cunt without the use of the word.

I know the cunt has been cunted many times, hence my wanting to cunt the load that started it all. Why the fuck he could’t have had a tit wank that night

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

40 thoughts on “Katie Price (7)”

  1. Made 40 million quid, bankrupt and turned a mansion into a dogshit strewn slum with only Kid Kong for company.
    Quite a role model for any aspiring slut there – you go girl! Preferably somewhere I never see or hear you again.
    Right, time for a “somewhat breezy” bike ride then on with making some garden planters.

  4. A total Cunt in many ways but I’ll always have a bit of respect for her. I’m sure it would have been a lot easier for her if she’d just shunted Harvey off to some institution as soon as he was born..she didn’t. Now she must face up to the fact that she is going to end up as a bankrupt figure of ridicule…don’t blame her for desperately trying to squeeze the last few drops out of her disappearing “career”.

    • PS….this one made me laugh….

      “Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital as a precautionary measure after ‘feeling unwell’.

      Myself and the other 4.4 million people on the NHS waiting list wish him a speedy recovery”

      from Sickapedia.

    • DF@ – A well made point, she could have just dumped him after realising his innumerable issues were not going away and her dedication to him is one of her few redeeming features, and if it’s the choice of signing on or being paid to produce tripe for gullible idiots then it’s kind of a “no brainer” – much Like Katie herself! 😀
      Now, who mentioned an absentee black Father..

      • An absentee black Father. AKA Dwight Yorke.

        Mind you, if you were Dwight, would you want to be anywhere near Katie and Harvey? I know I wouldn’t. But then, I wouldn’t have gone near the dirty slut in the first place.

        At the time, I bet Old Fergie went purple and exploded when he found out Yorkie was tubbing the biggest slag in Britain. Yorkie with Superslag and Becks with Skeletor Spice? The cunts Old Taggart had to put up with back then.

  5. She’s a sad lost soul. Nothing to fall back on,no skills,qualifications ,no talent…she will truely reap what she sowed.
    I get the feeling she will either vanish and check out early or somehow manage to keep floating back into the public eye with ever more desperate acts.
    If she had just finished that degree in quantum physics but hey ho.

  7. The skank has 2.4 million followers on soshul meeja. That makes her very marketable and the telly boys know that. When the inevitable fall comes they will be there to pick over the bones.

    • Agree totally Freddie. Katie may well be a cunt but the vultures of the media who live off her are bigger cunts.

  8. Apparently Harvey was put in a home because she has hurt her legs and has trouble running away when he is trying to shag her.

  9. One of the least attractive page three slappers, I never thought she was up to much, famous for getting massive fake tits, end of.
    Now, beaten in the looks and personality by a rubber sex doll, it totters from one builders lackey to the next, as even z list celebrities give it a wide berth.

  10. I think the term your looking for dry itchy is ubacunt, and yes her shameless parading of Harvey the window licker is shamefull, especially when thats the only reason she is on the radar these days, one day Harvey, will chin the silly bitch sometime time very soon….

  13. “If Katie Price’s vagina had a password, it would be password”. As we all know, her vagina doesn’t have a password and it is wider than the Grand Canyon.

  14. While she was porking half of Man United’s team, I heard some unsavory tales about her. The one about ‘Jordan’, a strap-on, and some (celebrity at the time) mouthty (male) cage fighter springs to mind. The likes of Yorke and Sheringham weren’t fussy when they dived into this dirty slag, because every cunt in Manchester knew of her and what she got up to.

    Aside from thicko footballers, Price usually hooks like-minded media whore blokes. That Peter Andre cunt for a start. She screws the aforementioned clown, spews out yet more Jordan Spawn and uses them for even more money and publicity. It’s like a never ending cycle. This low rent prossie uses Kid Kong to the hilt already. But when Harvey snuffs it, the bitch is going to be unbearable. And the joke is scores of mongs on social media will join her on the griefjacking tsunami. Price is only ‘famous’ because stupid bastards have made her famous, and continue to do so. This utter slag and brainless bitch should have been ignored from the start.

  15. They’re paying people to become infected with covid so they can do tests on them. If she’s looking for a way to make money she should offer her live body to medical science. They’d find new strains of just about everything.

  16. She has been on the cover of Women’s magazines for years. I have thought on more than one occasion that she must get a retainer from them to write anything they want about her even if it’s not true.

    I’ve even seen her likeness in a cartoon drawing in Home Bargains in the kitchen cleaning area. If she hasn’t seen, approved it and received money for it already she’ll probably sue them for using her likeness.

    You’d think if people amass a large sum of money they’d spend it wisely to live on for the rest of their lives. She must have been very badly advised to lose however many millions she had. All going well she might be the ideal presenter for DIY SOS or some such programme because Nick Knowles is a white male and doesn’t fit their agenda. The production company would pitch it to the BBC as ‘Like Challenge Anneka – with fake tits’.

  17. I would fuck her for only one reason: So I wouldn’t feel left out.
    If she was a used car it would have 900,000 hard miles and not something you would want to be seen in.

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