Isle of Man

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The Isle of Man, home to Norman Wisdom, highly flammable holiday resorts and spážmö cats, that would be enough to cunt them for, but no, it’s now been decided that lockdowns be lifted on the island as case numbers have dwindled, the smug look on the bunch of 6 fingered, webbed toed cunts holding their pint glass in the boozer while mainland cunts are treated like fuckspangles is almost too much to bear, but I’m sure when cases rise rapidly they definitely won’t send there sickly serpents to us to treat will they, fuck these tax dodging cunts!!!!

(I’ll supply a link then – NA)

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/world/article-isle-of-man-residents-hit-the-pubs-to-toast-the-results-of-their/

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

27 thoughts on “Isle of Man”

    • The TT, kippers, viking treasure,
      Great scenery, corporal punishment, an sexually obliging big birds who’ve never seen the mainland.
      Its got its plus points.
      Ive not been in years.
      Its the British Bermuda!
      😁

      • Morning,Mis.

        Why don’t you hire a jetski and go across like that bellen who couldn’t even swim a couple of months ago?…I’d love to see the photos of you cruising into the harbour in your Viking helmet…beard blowing in the wind.

      • Last time I went Dick was with the youth club.
        I was the most enthusiastic to go hiking get out etc and the bloke running it took me out rabbiting, shown me how to make snares etc.
        Ever been?
        I genuinely liked it.
        Morning mate👍

  2. If they want to keep their island free of stinking foreigners and their diseases then good luck to them. If only we could do that here in Londonstabistan. I don’t know what the OP’s beef is but then i’ve never been there and probably never will.
    Big yawn.

    • Been twice. No Parki’s , no worgs, shirtlifters used as fishing bait, coppers are old fashioned cunts, no spitting and certainly NO fucking littering.!

  3. Just as irritating as the social media “influencers” and chavvy “The only way is essex” Cunts who were so keen to post pictures of themselves sitting by the pool in Sandy Land.

    I admit that it’s probably just jealousy…I can’t fucking wait until we can go the Pub again.

  4. Hendrix played there, didn’t he?

    Great set – utterly spiffing 22 minute version of Machine Gun!

    Oh… wait a minute… that was the Isle of Wight.

    • Morning Ruff.
      Hendrix played Stockport.
      Tabernacle club march 15th 1967.
      Just over the road from Strawberry Studios.
      I didnt go,
      Still a dirty look in my daddys eye.

      • Just been talking to my mate in regards to the pubs opening.
        Saying on Sly News everyone should of been innoculated by July.
        Im going to line that landlords pockets, he deserves it the poor fucker after this.

      • Morning Miserable.

        Hendrix played Ipswich too. I missed him cos we were up north visiting relatives in Scunthorpe. I was gutted!

      • Any mention of the Scunthorpe Creampuffs will always leave a bitter taste in the mouth.

        Morning all.

      • MNC, Jimmy Hendrix used to Busk on the Corner of Shields Road& Chillingham Rd Newcastle in the 60,s as a guest of Chas Chandler. As a young un, walking down Bath Lane and into Pink Lane I also bumped into Bob Dylan. Can’t do that these days though.

      • That’s bullshit about Hendrix busking in Newcastle.

        Chandler had an expensive Mayfair flat at the time and Jimi moved in there the moment he arrived in England. Not only that, he was playing London clubs from day one, either solo or sitting in with bands like Brian Auger Trinity and Cream etc.

        He did play in Newcastle, but not before he started touring as the Jimi Hendrix Experience

        Nice story though.

  5. Isle of Man?
    By boat?
    No thank you,all the boats I’ve been on were filthy and full of cunts.
    Romantic jetski?
    Possibly,depending on the wench.
    And I’m spitting feathers ffs.
    10 pints then jetski.
    Perfect.

    • I’m surprised that more of the Calais enrichers don’t come to this country by jetski…can’t be any dearer than paying a smuggler.

      Morning Unkle T.

    • When I used to go to the island as a kid, some of the ferry crossings were fierce.
      I have happy memories of skating across the deck on a vomit soaked deckchair. You couldn’t be sick over the side as it would all blow back in your face.
      The Island has got a high Scouse population, mainly as a result of it being used as a penis colony in the 1800’s when my Uncle Billy was taken there for indecent exposure.

  6. I was never completely certain quite what Manxmen had done wrong to deserve such vigorous and relentless lampooning by Messrs Whitehouse, Higson, Thomson et al in The Fast Show.

    On the other hand, I did meet a small party of them holidaying in Kalkan¹ two decades ago. If I described the behaviour of this group at breakfast as that of “slack-jawed inbreds”, I would have been doing a disservice to residents of the Ozarks.

    Caroline Aherne † is up there with the Immortals, though.

    ¹ İlter, my travel agent and fixer when I lived in Ankara, often made recommendations of where to stay. This time, it was a boutique hotel called the Villa Mahal in the rather snooty resort of Kalkan, near Kaş. It was very expensive and rather underwhelming, the breakfasts were especially disappointing. It did however attract a “discerning” clientèle. While we were there Professor Lewis Wolpert was a guest, as was that fat chick off Casuality (this was 2000).
    Alas, also present was a large-ish group of Manxmen. They had probably won the lottery and were splashing the cash. These noisy sweaty pisspot chavs evacuated the breakfast table of its comestibles (by secreting the food into zip-up bags) leaving the waiters in a flap. Funny at first, but after a day the novelty wore off.

  7. Oh I dunno.

    You mean the population had a sense of community and weren’t baby blood drinking, Bill Gates death vaccine conspiracy cunts? And because they stuck together as a community for a bit, they can now relax lockdown rules as hardly any cunt has got it?

    Same shit happened in places like Vietnam too. People stuck to the rules and now life is pretty much back to normal, but with huge immigration restrictions.

    Who’d have thunk this could work over being an anti social conspiracy cunt, eh?

    But I agree on the tax dodging cunt stuff.

  8. “They should bring back the birch.” That is what my Nan used to say. If I was in power I would bring it back just to please her.

    That bloke Kelly came from the Isle of man. Anyone seen him lately?

  9. I like the Isle Of Man.

    Independent, and liberal,- in the correct sense of the word.
    Thinks for itself, and does its own thing.
    Very few immigrants.

    We quivering Mainlanders, would have changed its name to the Isle Of Persons,
    or the Isle of MGBGTQ+ by now.

    The TT would have been banned years ago like motorcycle road racing was in the late 1920‘s.

    Best of luck to our webbed-feet friends I say!

  10. I know the island very well, I spent a great deal of time there as a teenager.
    Best described in the 1980’s, when the brewery (Okells from memory) sold off the pubs as follows: The Isle of Mann-60 000 alcoholics, clinging to a rock 😂

    35 years later, the population now has more “come-overs” and “stay-overs” than the indigenous Manx cunts-and cunts they are.

    IRA funding ( saw it with my own eyes many times-buckets being filled in the pubs), inbred, educationally sub-normal, bigoted, homophobic, we-believe-in-fairies, piss heads.
    There is fuck all to do there, except get pissed.

    It is no coincidence that the island had two major asylums often full to capacity, yet any difficult procedure, it’s an air ambulance to Liverpool.

    The Manx are just Oirish-scouse cunts, without the history.

    Name a famous Manxman: The Bee Gees and several others.
    Name a famous Manx women? Most of them after 4 pints of snakebite and black, were world class slags😉

  11. The IOM is a tax haven for the super rich – Nigel Mansell lives there and I believe he is still a special Constable.
    Wouldn’t mind going for the TT – anyone with the balls to pilot a 200MPH missile around back roads and between walls commands my respect! (but not the kippers, kippers are rank – less meat than an imprisoned supermodel and full of bones, smoked mackerel is so much better) and to pay my respects to my mate nipper who got killed riding there – I will have one for him in Joey Dunlops bar.

  12. As I live there, (but not a local ‘Manx as the hills, yessir’), some of it is true.
    The pubs are open, very nice it was too.
    As for the Fast Show having a dig, Higson, et al., played a gig at Bushy’s pub when I was working there in the eary Nineties. They were so shit, that a mate of mine heckled them for the whole performance.
    Also saw ‘jet ski’ bird waiting for the bus today with her brood.
    One more thing. After living there for so long, I can honestly say that the locals do have ten toes: seven on one foot, three on the other.
    All true.

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