Elton John (10)

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That bewigged petulant four eyed cunt Elton John has has a hissy fit over Brexit negotiations and musicians. In the Guardian natch.

He is demanding, no less, that they go back to negotiations because an army of lefty, luvvie, woke cunts have been fucked about by the good old EU.

He says his working in Hamburg in 1966 was a baptism of fire and that young musos will be denied the chance.

Hello? Does he think the cunts who now dominate the bland/rap ratings ever look further than mirror karaoke? Pay their dues like proper musos used to? Silly old cunt.

There are many fuck ups in the Brexit bill but this shrill, shirtlifting cunt comes way down the list.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/elton-john-launches-scathing-attack-on-the-tories-for-screwing-up-the-brexit-deal/ar-BB1dwKBG?ocid=msedgdhp

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

58 thoughts on “Elton John (10)”

  1. What is that hair-transplanted fuckwit going on about, how “musicians won’t be able to perform in Hamburg”, presumably because of Brexit.

    Proof that the cunt has gone fucking nut, as how does he explain the BEATLES and others performing and working in Hamburg, long before the EU and its coteries of Cuntmissioners even existes.

    Is there nothing to fucking stupid, that the EU-cock-gobblers won’t drag up, conflate or just plain LIE.

    Looks like the old windy candle is sputtering… What a CUNT. Goodbye Yellow Pricked Toad….. FUCK OFF.

  2. “Bennie and the Jets” was a bit of an anthem back in the seventies. Now it would be Bennies for the Cunts.

    • Twenty Thousand and ONE cunts, for reminding me, I HATED that fucking song and it’s the one the bastards on the radio keep playing.

  3. That picture. He looks like Kuarto, “Quaid turn on the reactor” and his ringbit could be used in a remake of return of the Jedi as the Sarlac pit.

  4. Were in a “pandemic” .No cunt can travel. So Reg wants to go back to normal, the old normal. Were bands from America refused access to play in Europe before Brexit? No. Its just more Remoan . Fuck off Reg.Cunt.Bald cunt.(with respect to bald cunters)

      • A shame Moonie isn’t still alive though. I reckon Keith would have pissed off and baited the Remainer cunts at every opportunity. Cherry bombs down Steve Coogan’s bog would have been a great one.

        May the loon rest in peace.

      • My all-time hero.
        Not a full shilling but a great laugh and a great drummer!👍🇬🇧
        RIP
        Keith

  6. Tell them to imagine it’s the 60s or 70s again and apply for a work Visa like they did then.
    Moaning cunts.

  7. What in the name of Dorothy is this turd-licker bumbling about now? It doesn’t make any sense, going to Germany when most musicians struggle to speak their native language. This is about as clear as….well, Elton John’s back passage.

  9. This singing Liberace is fuck all without Bernie Taupin’s masterfully written lyrics.

    The fucking fat, poisonous old Queen.
    Go and emulate the achievements of a true “Great Briton” in Germany: Barnes-Wallace. Crash that fucking private Jet into a German Dam, buster!
    Preferably with your Wifey, David and best chums Sparkletits and the half blood prince, on board
    Cunt☹️👎

  10. “Bernie Taupin´s masterly written lyrics”. Come on CG! Admit you´re pulling our legs. How about this doggerel from “Your Song”?
    I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
    Well a few of the verses, well they’ve got me quite cross
    But the sun’s been quite kind
    While I wrote this song
    It’s for people like you that keep it turned on

      • Gilbert O’ Sullivan used to do better songs than Fat Reg. Nothing Rhymed, We Will, and the ultimate I’ve been dumped and am gonna top myself song in Alone Again (Naturally). Fat Reg did some good ‘uns in the 70s, but Gilbert at his best was better.

      • No coincidence that Fatso Rego did virtually fuck all of note after Taupin fucked off. One of Reg’s biggest post-Bernie hits was ‘Song For Guy’. With its three word lyric: ‘Life isn’t everything’. I mean, for fuck’s sake.

        Fat Reg only hit the comeback trail properly when he brought back Bernie for 1983’s ‘Too Low For Zero’ along with the original 70s band (Olsson, Murray, Johnstone and Cooper).

        And here’s the great Gilbert:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGE6gzkMAfw

  11. Re: The nomination photo of Fat Reggie Gay-am I alone in thinking that his head is vey “porcine”-like something displayed in a 1970’s pork butchers market stall😝
    I bet David Cameron and chums would love to stick their “private members” in its mouth. All in the name of initiation 🤔
    Cunt(s)

  12. Dame Elton is so far removed from real life. If I had lots of dosh like this doughnut puncher I would help at the source rather blame others and expect them to sort it out. This is the problem with wealthy lefty slebs, they all point their fingers and stand back from afar with their mountains of cash, trying to paint themselves in a perfect light. None of these wankers would ever go back to their old skint lives or mix with riff-raff, but they like gullible people to think that they care and actually would help out. They’re all two-faced cunts.

    • Dame Reg is meant to be dead generous!
      And with that in mind hes got a point.
      Why should stringstrummers be denied the right to get ripped off and beaten up in Hamburg?
      The Beatles did it and their scousers.
      Theyll have to go to Birkenhead now lnstead.
      I think Reg has nice hair and bet his wife and kids are rightly proud of him.
      If Reg wants to contribute to my gofund me page Im quite happy to accept.

  13. Was a huge fan of Elton when I was a teenager.

    Bought his records and saw him several times in concert. A fantastic musician and showman.

    As a relatively accomplished pianist learned to play many of his songs.

    Very sad for me to see what he has become.

  14. Aren’t rich and famous people usually quite thrifty with their money?
    The nomination picture looks like he’s seen a sale on at Poundland, or the reduced price bit in a supermarket.

    • Spoons@
      Elton John’s not tight with his money, he bought Rod Stewart a valuable piece of art for Christmas once.
      Rod bought him a mini fridge.

      • Wonder what its valued at Miles?
        Say a lot about Elton but hes not tight.
        They were great friends Rod and Elton,
        Used to play pranks on each other.
        But fell out, shame when mates fall out.
        He probably caught Rodney siphoning petrol out of the roller or stealing off the washing line?

      • He did ressurect Neil Sedaka’s career. Something in his favour I think.
        Yeah great documentary on Neil. His mother mismanged his wealth. And he became suddenly utterly unhip with the ‘British Invasiion’. Reduced to playing bars. And then England. His rather delicate wife avoiding the glass fights in Batley and northern working men’s clubs. Then Elton took him up again. And really he became much more popular and wealthy than the first time. Great BBC 4 documentary as I say. Showing how to make a pop song sat at the piano. Very ‘preppy’ his initial look was. Did actually get said to him-‘Did you used to be Neil Sedaka?’

      • That’s nothing. Captain Beefheart composed all the songs on Trout Mask Replica in a single eight-hour session at the piano.

  15. Reg is going to need more than a visa……..he will also require a vaccine passport, the cunt. Still he does have his own private jet ( much used by the Duke and Duchess of hypocrisy) and he probably doesn’t hang around public toilets anymore bumming perfect strangers. Oh , I don’t know though.

  16. From the photo with the nom, it looks as though Paul Scholes has really let himself go since he retired!
    😀

    • I thought it was Sturgeon caught in the gasp as her ‘special friend’ rams home the haggis-shaped dildó.

  17. Poor little poofter, so now it’s no different to anywhere else, just apply for the visa and get on with it.
    Some cunt will set up a little business to source visas for musicians to go to Hamburg, maybe musicians union.

    Fuck the cunts!

  18. Now im older I like to go to gigs and complain about the noise,

    Turn that bloody racket down!!

    And continually request ‘freebird’.

    Or sing the lyrics to Freebird no matter the song.

  19. What a detached from reality fat cunt he really is.
    There are no ‘musos’ any more and there is no musical scene in Hamburg or anywhere else. Popular music as an art is dead. The likes of Cowell and his horrendous pop puppets and TV shows have killed bands and real singers off. The bass/guitar/drums/keys format and unit is all but obsolete, and the Blue Mink Bat Flu has killed whatever live music there was. We live in a world where cunts like Titless Swift, Ariana Cunt, Kunty Perry, and Ed Sheercunt rule the charts and sell millions. That’s the way it is now. Even if there was another Who or Hendrix, they wouldn’t even get past a demo tape. I am well aware that Fat Reg lives in Fairyland, but this is taking the piss.

    • Norman@
      Jimi Hendrix played in Stockport.
      No shit .
      Before he broke big obviously.

    • Not all true Norman:

      During lockdown various IsAC contributors have been busy writing a rock opera, entitled “CUNTS!”-a bit like “Grease!” But without Olivia Newton John and with more swearing 👍

      Now we have a keyboard player in Willie Stroker, after lockdown, we can head on up to Fiddler Towers, where we will have the use of one of his Grace’s “vast” barns as a rehearsal space😀

      “CUNTS!” Is a tale of everyday annoying bastards from all walks of life, who find themselves stranded in an abandoned BBC television studio and must survive without personal assistants, make up & wardrobe, political advisors, spin doctors, ghost writers or caterers. What a fucking nightmare😢

      Open auditions start soon, I would like to Cast Miserable as Brian Blessed, B&W Cunt as Lewis Hamilton and you Norman, as Sean Ryder.
      Plenty of other roles available to fill, including Katie Price-although that role will take some fucking filling😣

      Fiddler said the key to the “cast” barn is “under the hedgehog”.
      Is that a quaint Northumbrian saying?🤔

  22. In 1966 the UK was NOT even a member of the EU or the European Commission or The Common Market! So what the fuck the old queer thinks he’s talking about is total bollocks!

  23. Shut up Reg, you pudgy Pig, the only reason this fat puff spends thousands on fresh flowers is to mask the scent of shit and jizz from all the Barrymore style party’s that him and his limp husband throw, I bet he’s been wrung out by that much muscle over the years his arsehole now looks like Dot Cotton’s Mouth.!

  24. This mud darts enthusiast has finally gone doo-lally. I’m not sure if this is due to all those ‘bacterial infections’ he kept getting (poop stabbers tend to pick up all sorts from rimming and all that other degenerate stuff they do with poop)?

    His arsehole must be like a smashed watermelon by now.

  25. I remember when this old cunt did a TV advert’ for the Royal Mail – probably about 20 years ago.

    I can’t quite remember the content but I do remember when, unusually, the unit director brought some internal mail round to my desk and I tried to make a funny comparing him to Elton John. Did I (unintentionally) hit a nerve or what. He exploded and said he hoped I wasn’t comparing him to an ageing, shirt lifting cunt of an arse bandit before the round of PDRs that year! What a mistake to make.

    He was right though – gold plated cunt.

  26. Bank balance down to the last few hundred million you soft cunt?
    No?
    Then pay for all these marvellous artists to travel all over Belgium and Hungary earning their musical spurs.
    Thought not.
    Just more addled bullshit from a fat Puff.

  27. This repulsive old hypocrite hopes that as the years pass, fewer and fewer people will remember he took out a super injunction to cover up his banditry and brown dripping stains in the lounge. Therefore let us keep that alive.
    A celebrity threesome, eh? Here are the Captain’s odds:

    Michael “friend of Prince Edward” B*ll: 10/1
    Louis “I had a big hand in One Direction” W**sh: 5/1
    Gordon The Gopher’s former “colleague”: 5/2

    • The only time I want to hear anything about fat Reg is when his semen filled corpse is slowly turning into sequinned compost.

  29. Sirs:

    Like many who grew up in the 1970s, I went through my Elton John phase.

    Then I got the first Ramones record and that was that.

    “I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues” was the favorite song of a really cute girl in college. I was right on the verge of sealing the deal when the goddamn thing came on the stereo, mixed in with cuts from all the classic makeout music of the era — Genesis “Seconds Out,” “Frampton Comes Alive” and a live Santana record.

    The song proved to be the anti-aphrodisiac. The moment passed, never to return.
    I went on to a suitably decadent life filled with mostly unpleasant women who had one thing going for them, at least — they hated Elton John.

    She married a blow-dried deb’s delight, squeezed out a couple of rugrats, got fat and Stanley Stockbroker divorced her. Or so I’m told.

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