Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who notches up his first dead pool hit by picking correctly George Schultz also known as George P Schultz.The P being short for Pratt.Schultz was 100 and was Secretary of State for Ronald Reagan and Treasury Secretary under Richard Nixon.
On to Deadpool 199.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
My Picks (Shaun)
Rush Limbaugh
Marty Schottenheimer
Dai Davies
Carlos Menem
Paul Canoville
They’re dropping like flies in an insectocutor factory !
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Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando)
Don’t nick my noms Cuntamus Prime, you cheeky fucker. I’ve had JEJ for months
3
Tom baker
Leslie Phillips
Lionel Bair
Michael Parkinson
Whispering bob Harris
1
Ghislaine Maxwell
Katie Price
Tracy Emin
Lily Allen
Gina Miller
0
Now that is a great wish list
0
Norman Lloyd
Sonny Barger
Richard O’Sullivan
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Walter Mondale
0
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Micheal Aspel.
Patricia Krenwinkle.
Timothy West.
0
In there Mr Dribbler
Betty White
Raul Castro
Gene Hackman
Henry Kissinger
Bob Dole
0
Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Morris Perry
Bob Wellings
0
Joe Bugner
Hollie Johnson
Michael Nesmith
Brian Blessed
Neil Young
1
Slick Woods
June Brown
Tom Parker (The Wanted).
Tom Smith (rugby)
Alan Greenspan
0
Crikey, they’re dropping like flies at the moment!
0
Must be Brexit.
1
Shirley maclaine
John Lyndon
Martin Scorsese
Prince Philip
Tom Jones
0
Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
0
Bamber Gascoigne
Michael J Fox
Stephen Sondheim
Tom Lehrer
Annie Proulx
0
Colin Baker
Matthew Corbett
Tina Turner
Una Stubbs
Michael Moorcock
0
Glynis Johns
Ted Dexter
John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Bernie Ecclestone
Well done Dickie. My uncle worked for George when he was at Bechtel, a decent bloke according to Uncle Perry.
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Paul McCartney
Wayne Osmond
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Khaled Mashal
Brian De Palma
0
Joss Ackland
Jack Smethurst
John Nettleton
Clarissa Eden
Kenneth Kaunda
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl
0
Bamber Gascoign
John Williams (Composer)
James Galway
Roger Whittacker
Michael Aspel
0
Josef Fritzl
Paul o Grady
Jimmy Somerville
Micheal Barrymore
Philip Schofield
1
Barrymore in the dead pool – ironic…
1
Alan Oppenheimer (the voice of Skeletor)
Vernon Wells (Wes from Mad Max)
Buzz Aldrin
Franco Nero
Norman Tebbit
0
Shamima Begum
wishful thinking I suppose, but wouldn’t it be great if one of her fellow peace-loving pedo-worshippers offed her? Cut off her deformed inbred head with a rusty butter knife or something?
Come on pedos, do it for Allah!
0
If only. I would throw a party if that ugly bitch was bumped off.
0
In there, Mr Dribbler.
Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Henry Woolf
Anna Karen
Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
0