Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted former US child star Dustin Diamond known for his role as Samuel “Screech” Powers in Saved By The Bell would be the next dead dude.Diamond was 44 and died after a brief battle with cancer.
On to Deadpool 193.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
My Nominations (Shaun)
Captain Sir Tom Moore
Rush Limbaugh
Leon Spinks
Michael Caputo
David Gulpilil
Tony Bennett
Rush Limbaugh
Linda Nolan
Micheal Parkinson
Jimmy Greaves
0
Swap Rush Limbaugh for Betty Boothroyd
0
Captain Tom
Richard Wilson
Loretta Switt
Robert Wagner
Shannen Doherty
0
Captain Tom already bagged
Prince Philip
0
David Berkowitz
David Icke
David Irving
Rose West
Peter Tobin
0
Fuck sake how quick did you get in with that list
0
Why, did you want to steal my regulars?
0
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
Rolf Harris
0
Tony Blair
Boris Johnson
Matt Hancock
Prince Philip
QEII
0
Prince Phil taken.
Prince Harry.
0
Bobbi wine
Harvey price
Alexi navalny
Eric Clapton
Beast of Bolsover
1
Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
William Russell
0
Jim jong mutherfucker korea
Ayatollah most high cunt Iran
Sleepy joe, (harris last to see him alaive)
Jezza Corbyn
Matt Hancock (boris the tousled fairy last to see him alive)
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Matt wansock taken replace with owen jones. Attends a Barrymore pool gathering
2
Paul gascoigne
Dennis Lille
Jeff Thompson
Bob Wilson
Captain Tom
0
Cross out captain Tom
And go for Billy whitehurst (footballer)
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That’s a brave pick 1066 Billy Whitehurst is one hard cunt..Mind you if he cops it guess he won’t be
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Olivia Newton John
Kenneth Cope
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Tom Baker
0
Richard O’ Sullivan
Harry Roberts
Lawrie McMenemy
Shirley Jones
David Attenborough
0
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Desmond Morris
Christopher Plummer
Mel Brooks
Hamish MacInnes
Stephen Sondheim
0
Mountaineer MacInnes? Died 22/11/20.
0
thanks friend…. not many people knew that!
0
Brigitte Bardot
Alain Delon
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Leslie Caron
0
Still no credit to me for getting Phil Spector right. Hey ho.
Stuart Hall
Sidney Cooke
Ian Huntley
Bill Cosby
Jonathan King
1
Credit, Whiffy? What for?
Spector snuffed it 16/01/21 so to win you ‘d have had to have put an entry into DP 191 which opened on 06/01/01 and closed 23/01/01 when Coolforcnuts won with Larry King.
Having checked the DP 191noms it looks like you didn’t enter so stop blubbing man. Credit is only given to winners when its due.
3
And no. 5, Brad Pitt
0
Why, don’t he impress you that much?
2
Ken Clarke
Dominic Grieve
Lewis Hamilton
Philip Hammond
Murray Walker
1
Tim curry
Michael gambon
Pope benedict 16th
Harry Belafonte
Bernard Cribbins
0
Gary Glitter
Mick Jagger
Elton John
Clint Eastwood
Clifford Rose
0
John Kettley (is a weatherman)
(and so is) Billy Giles
(and so is) Wincy Willis
(Cuntalugs already has Michael Fish)
Richard Keys (has no knees)
Johnny Marr (plays guitar)
0
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
John Astin
Bill Ward
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Shaun.
0
Bob Dole
June Brown
Leslie Phillips
Bill Cosby
Woody Allen
0
Cosby n Dole taken…
George Schultz
Henry Kissinger
0
Bob Dole not taken! Swapping him back in removing George Schultz.
0
Shaun’s Hand Of Death strikes again. I remember this programme. It was fucking shit.
The Dalai Lama
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
0
Les McKeown (Bay City Rollers)
Madeleine Albright
David Owen
Buzz Aldrin
Virginia Bottomley
0
McKeown deserves to go for admitting to fancying chickens @rse mouthed Wee Jimmy Krankie
Best of luck, CMcC.
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/life/features/still-on-a-roll-former-bay-city-roller-les-mckeown-31249499.html
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei
Piers Corbin
Good darts Shaun (Again)
0
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Billy Bragg
Sandi fucking Tosvikg
Michael Praed
1
Jimmy Carter
Betty white
Christopher Plummer
Gene Hackman
Sophia Loren
Good darts Shaun
0
Some thieving Gypsy has stolen Buzz Aldrin!
Norman Tebbit
Roy Hattersley
CJ de Mooi
David Bradley
David McCallum
0
BTW Dustin Diamond was known as Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond at one point. The dirty bugger!
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Aw, you had me going there.
At first glance at that picture, I thought that cunt Zuckerberg was dead.
Ah well…
In there again, Shaun.
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Johnny Briggs
Anna Karen
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