Vaccine conspiracy rumours are cunts, aren’t they.
Bill Gates is tryna mess wiv my DNA, innit!
You’ll become a genetically-modified human being!
It’s a transfection agent!
Them’s tryna put a microchip into my body!
It turns you into a batty boy!
Say what now? What was that last one?
Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian, an Islamic cleric, has allegedly told his 210,000 followers on social media to avoid the vaccine because people who have had their shots “have become homosexuals.”
Well shut that door!
Is this religious nutcase trying to become the new Borat? Back in March, he claimed the Coof could be cured by putting `violet oil’ on your arse. A couple of million global deaths later, COVID must’ve been deadlier than he thought. Either that or there wasn’t enough violet oil or patchouli to go around.
Psh.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
Because rubbing a lubricate on your arse doesn’t sound gay at all.
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Morning LL.
I haven’t got any violet oil!?!
But Swizzles sweet factory down the road make Parma violets!
Reckon if I explained I wanted to rub it around my arse for protection theyd borrow me some?
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Hmm, islam.
R*pe an 8 year old boy – fine.
Consenting adults up to bummery in private – wrong.
A disgusting murderous barbaric cult for disgusting murderous barbaric savages.
Nothing more to add to that really, time for a bike ride.
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Good , I hope none of them take it. Its made from Pork and all profits go to Drone Strike capability. Nothing like a few less peacefuls.
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I must say that after having the vaccine last week I’ve been feeling rather queer.
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The usual Medieval shite from a cunt and closet peedo.
Those carpet riders are not wired up right.
Vaccination by oven has been advised.
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So in the mosque when they are sticking their arses in each others faces it smells of violet oil? I think not, the dirty, batchabazi cunts.
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He’s quite right, you don’t want to take the Infidels’ magic medicine. Allah will save them!
Now get those coffins ready. 😁
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Or just bulldoze them into a hole and cover it with sand. No need to complicate these maters.
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Matters! I request an edit button. I’ve broken my own rule about never answering one of my own posts.
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Sprinkle some Violet oil over his arse.Twat
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If I take it I’ll become straight then? Ooh, Tulsi Gabbard get your meatflaps out ready love, I’m comin’ in…
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He looks the sort of straight forward, honest, and totally plausible cunt that we could get in to replace Hancock.
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210,000 followers?
Had more when he was in ‘it aint alf hot mum’.
Ducky as fuck.
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This is why countries where Islam is the main religion are so fucking backward. Living in mud huts in dust bowls dying of disease ( this applies to most of Africa too). Some senile degenerate waffles incoherent rubbish while sitting on a rug wrapped in a sheet and the faithful take it as holy scripture and follow.
These savages add nothing with a damn to any country they float into.
Enoch mate you were so fucking right.
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Tanzania is being pretty progressive (in the right side of the word) round about now.
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More proof that the problem when peacefuls are circumcised is that only the foreskin is removed rather than the entire penis.
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I am very pleased rag’a’bagdad head has said this. If the mugsy muslim cunts heed his advice they may very catch Chinky flu and die. This is simple mathematics
Raggy heads don’t take vaccines = more catching it = more may die from it = less to come to the uk in their little boats = less money being on them, their 7 wives and 20 children = more cash to spend on what the uk really needs (well maybe that last bit isn’t so true).
I also saw this on Al Beeb this morning, my piss went from a usual tepid to steaming hot:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56135778
Who the fuck does the WTO think they are telling the UK to donate vaccines now to developing countries rather than waiting until their is a surplus. I think that the first in the year since this shit hit the fan that they’ve piped up.
Tell you what why don’t the Chinks who fucking gave us all this fund it, in fact with their vast reserves of cash and noodles why the fuck are they not paying for everything.
Also, most of these tinpot, despot countries probably have funds – they just use it to buy weapons to kill each other and besides Mr. WTO most of these cunts are trying to get to the uk to ‘technically’ we are giving it to poorer nations.
Fuck off.
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I do apologise for some of the awful grammar in the above post – a few beverages last night doesn’t help when writing the Queens English…
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This guy is completely wrong, everyone knows that gayness is caused by a worm, what a fucking idiot, the vaccine actually causes conversation to the religion of David Icke (aka Son of God).
These Muslims have no fucking idea!
Cunts!
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Jim Royle looks fucking rough these days, at least he is washing his hair though.
Take the towel of your head, put your glasses on and watch the telly, Jim lad!
“Vaccination-MY ARSE!”
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Never thought much of the violet oil on the arse treatment: tung oil would have been more effective imho.
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winter green oil is much more effective.
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