Ever wondered why cops don’t bother about most crime affecting ordinary people? Why they act when someone takes the piss out of a tranny on Twatter? Why they take the knee and allow BLM rioters free range?
“A cash-strapped police force is advertising for a new £74,000-a-year ‘fairness and belonging’ director to ‘oversee improved inclusive culture throughout the workplace’.
The new role at West Midlands police, which includes 28 days of leave a year plus bank holidays and a ‘generous’ pension, comes as the force continues to face a funding shortage that has seen 2,000 officers lost since 2010.”.
Birmingham. Inner city knife and gun crime. Ever present danger of Muzzie lunatics. Drugs and druggies.
This is their response. Welcome to “wokedom”, where law and order takes second place to inclusivity.
Chief Con. is one David Thomson by the way. Surely, in the cause of inclusivity he should step down for a Muzzie transexual lesbian Vegan?
Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/west-midlands-police-slammed-over-19560810
Seconded by Freddie the Frog
West Midlands Police
This Police “Service” are seeking a “forward thinking and creative individual” to be an “assistant director of fairness and belonging” on £74,340 a year.
Presumably only poofs, lezzers, trannies, pikeys, BAMEs, peacefuls, dinghy sailors, junkies, reformed criminals and Gary fucking Lineker need apply.
Fuck me….policing in the 21st century!!!
I feel confident that the successful applicant will be a white heterosexual working class Man..
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Director of Fairness and Belonging? Sounds good to me. As a straight white male I’ve felt a sense of not belonging for quite some time. My best wishes go to the successful applicant.
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I feel really bad for the West Midland plod who want to do the job. I would say to them stop wasting your life, get down the doctors get signed off with stress, work it then see if you can get a cushey job in HQ collating assults against bi gender non specifics. Failing that take medical retirement.. Police HQ carparks always seem full yet much fewer officers on patrol etc.
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The cops should get back to doing proper police work, like fining young ladies £200 apiece for travelling 5 miles to deserted bits of countryside and drinking peppermint tea.
Wreckless bints were lucky not to get their skulls crushed.
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Reckless not “Wreckless”!
Wreckless Eric has much to answer for.
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Well there is only one destination in the final taxi RTCP. Just ask Matt Wank sock.
Wreckless is a legend. 😆
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This is the only story in town, they were fucking wrong, driving for 5 miles and meeting up for a cup of tea.
It’s a clear breach of the spirit of the law, a public flogging will send out a message that we are in a crisis, the hospitals are at breaking point, it’s not a joke anymore.
And they were fucking white, obviously using white privilege.
I am appalled at such behaviour.
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That salary is too low for such vital work.
They should be ashamed.
The daft fucking cunts.
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I should apply, I would be perfect, encourage officers to say things like..
‘You’re nicked you P*ki slag’
‘I’ve got you banged to rights you filthy blik scumbag’
Sorted.
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I am not sure that you grasp the thinking behind this appointment; you must stop watching the reruns of ‘The Sweeney’.
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I recorded the pilot the other day, sat down to watch it only to find it was signed for the deaf. Fucking hate that, distracts me so much I don’t see the programme.
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I think I would be able to wing it, for a day or two at least 😂
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There is of course a good reason why they’re recruiting more of a “diverse range of cunts”, no fucker can play the race card against them, blood boiling but true!!!!
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Hey all thank you. All will go well with the new position I’m sure! I’ll do it!
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Of course, the successful candidate, male or female, will have to weigh at least 22 stone in order to fit in with the fatso force.
I see that the arse dragging fuckers have the full support of Hancock in their vital work of intimidating people out for a walk or drinking coffee in an open space, One senior police officer was moaning yesterday that they were tricked by protesters when arresting some people out and about in Bournemouth. What utter shit.
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Well said utter shit. Losing all faith in the police ‘service’ they are only a force when it comes to nicking two bints out for a coffee. Common sense has gone out the window. Soon you will get arrested for shit like this. Still funny today.
https://youtu.be/teSPN8sVbFU
Forward to 20 seconds
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Brilliant. Surprised it has not been banned! Maybe watching it will get us arrested….
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Hopefully this will see the end of misgendering on Twitter in the Brum area. Vital work. Also grooming will be seen as a cultural and multicultural benefit to the community. In a ‘fairness and belonging’ way, of course.
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Application for assistant director of fairness and belonging for west Midlands police.
I would like to apply for the above role, please see attached CV.
Although a white male I love them blacks, even pakis,
Im not prejudiced against trannies, bummers or fish suppers, and think I’d be a positive influence on other officers.
I wouldn’t beat any suspects or accidentally throw them down the stairs.
The pigs would benefit from my experience in the exposure community.
Does it matter I have a criminal record?
Your sincerely Miserable.
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Dear Miserable,
Unfortunately we wont be taking your application forward. You dont seem to have the necessary BLM and diversity credentials. Loving blacks and even pakis is all very well but you fail to mention your commitment to raising the rights and respect of trannies, shirtlifters and suntanned pee dohs.
I would like to take this opportunity to wish you well in your future career.
Might I suggest removals (and I dont mean our persecuted ethic rapist community) as being more suited to your skill set.
Yours sincerely
Davis Thomson (Mrs) Chief Cuntstable
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Cheers Davis, to be honest Im not that suited.
For the best really, id be tempted to trolley dash in the confiscated goods, and probably would of stolen from other officers lockers.
Just the money sounded nice!
And I like driving fast and ignoring red lights!
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I thought that was the Brummie, card-playing, fat white chick loving, racist arsehole, known as Sir Lenworth Henry, dressed as a copper in the photo above.
Perhaps he needs to finish off the look of the ‘fainess and belonging Director’ by donning a multicoloured, floppy hat, whilst pouring copious amounts of condensed milk onto thick white, sliced bread and shouting “Oooooookkaaaaaaayyyy”
Hang on, isn’t white bread now rrrrrrrrracisss?
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White clouds are even more racist Paul – somebody should do something about them – going about the sky flaunting their white privilege!
Bleedin’ outrage it is – we need to appoint a black cloud as a director of cloudversity!
White clouds will not be allowed to apply of course.
On other news, the nazis have shut Parler down.
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I would like to think that it will bounce back.
Gab is still running, it can get ‘messy’ with some of the more extreme posters but they’re easy to block and it has its own servers so Google etc. cant do a darn thing about it .
Fuck Zuckerborg, Drossey and Google.
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Anyone who has been to an away match in this area knows that the West Midlands Dibble are complete and utter cunts and they have been for decades.
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There were 5 coppers sacked the other day for sexist, racist and homophobic language. Were they going around shouting this stuff? No, the office they used had been bugged. Basically a bunch of blokes having a laugh in private and some bastard had grassed them up. Even the coppers can’t trust the coppers.
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Shocking-but funny.
Foisted by their own etc……
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Back in 2005 on holiday in the Greek isles with our friends, the bloke being a Northants copper of almost 30 years, we met a chap who had applied for that force and was turned down.
Intelligent, 32 yrs old and athletic type.
My mate told him he’d be far better off if he re applied to to tell them he is gay. Not much has changed i reckon.
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Exactly the same thing happened to a lad I knew-but with the fire brigade.
Young, bright lad, fit as a fiddle, semi-pro MMA fighter / ex ABA regional champ.
He would have been perfect-the local brigade was on a massive diversity crusade (2009/10).
The local brigade wanted him and advised him to declare himself as either gay or a muzzy.
He declined.
Their loss😢
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ADMIN:
Perhaps you should advertise the position of “Diversity & Inclusivity Officer” for IsAC.
It is obvious to all that we have a wide variety of suitable candidates to choose from.👍
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I recently received a visit from our local plod. No helmet, Man bun. Vertically challenged, overweight, and resembling an unshaven telly tubby. His effeminate lisping speech was a give away, and his gait was that of one holding a turd in place lest it slipped the leg. I give up.
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Who’s be a copper these days? Mostly people you don’t want enforcing the law.
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If you have 15% bames or 6% bummers your in step with the overall population. in Nazi Scotchland you only need 5% in the old bill et al. The bbc is vastly over represented with bamers and bummers as is the old bill.
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……..and adverts
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I phoned the police to report a burglary and they offered to come round and tint my hair.
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That’s sexist and offensive, but I like it 👍
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They can’t give it rest can they. For that salary you could have two to three more street coppers, saying that I can’t remember the last time I saw one walking the beat back in normal times. They’re too busy nowadays beating a confession out of a 78 year old Granny for taking a breather on a park bench. Some of these poor cunts will confess to the Chicago fire with the fucking Gestapo antics lately. Reminds of the car jacking attempt on me last year. Dropped his stash of drugs whilst I managed to give the cunt a kick in the mush. The coppers came round and asked if I could go around the neighbourhood and smell any weed like I’m a fucking blood hound. Isn’t that their fucking job????
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The police are recruiting now Bob! I wouldn’t sniff at the chance of joining!
😀
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I’m surprised they didn’t put a lead round my neck Bertie and take me for a shit and walkies. This country is a fucking basket case.
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I wish that there was a job that allowed me to tell all these people to go and fuck themselves and to go and rim the late Chiggun George’s ring.
I wouldn’t mind if the pay was crap (less than £100k) ….. in fact I would do it for nothing,
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I have had a run in with the Police today for working on my mum’s house which is in Cornwall, whilst she is in hospital. Both Tier 4. I read up on all the Covid regulations and I was doing charitable , essential structural work on her house for a vulnerable 80 year old. No. I had to return home or face a £200 fine. I was staying in her house, not mixing with anyone, my sister filled it with enough food for my visit but I had to cut my trip short by a day or face arrest.
Luckily enough the copper let me finish what I started but I now have to source a builder to do some other work I was about to start today and should have finished tomorrow. This is not easy, as so many companies are not returning calls.
The essential work was repairing the front step to her Park Home which was collapsing. The last thing you want is to come out of hospital and then break your legs falling through your door step.
You try and abide by the guidance but it is still wrong. The rules are too confusing and not consistant from one county to another.
Utter Cunts.
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