Unoriginal Achievements

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The First (insert gender/race/disability here) to (insert achievement here)

Short one.

I am fed up of reading articles or seeing programmes about the first woman/BAME/disabled to do something a white male achieved years before.

Fuck off. It’s been done. Move on.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Dribble

34 thoughts on “Unoriginal Achievements”

  1. Think the picture a little unfair to the jews. They are usually hard-workers who don’t really ponce off the state.

  2. Good nom, it’s an tacit admission these people are exceptional for being able to do what we have had to do since the Dawn of time. They always try and sell the line that these groups have been prevented from accessing opportunities but history is littered with examples of people who just did shit regardless of race, gender or sexuality.

  4. Everything has been done at least once before. It all goes round in a circle. What was fashionable and popular years ago becomes fashionable again.
    Sometimes with a slight variation of the same theme.
    I’m waiting for the new romantics look to come round again.

    • Looking for the New Romantics to come around again? Probably just looking to justify your clothes from way back when.
      How about buying some new clothes you tight bugger?

  5. How about the first sand w0g to come here without banging on about their killer cult and knocking the fact it is bad for :
    a) kids who don’t want to be grooomed
    b) women who don’t wish to be subservient, covered slaves
    c) the gays
    d) people casually walking through cities not wanting to be murdered by sword wielding loons.

  7. They can only do these things now because they are here benefiting from us. If they were still in their rat hole home lands they would achieve fuck all.
    All people and cultures are NOT equal.

  9. One thing that we will never see, first BAME to only produce children they can afford without sponging off the government.

  10. I was with you until you included the disabled in this group. They don’t belong there.

  11. A chef in a local restaurant achieved the impossible by being awarded a Michelin star despite living with a severe and debilitating case of psoriasis.
    He makes everything from scratch….

    • Is it restaurant joke day today, JR?

      What’s the difference between a restaurant and a glory hole?

    • I have suffered from psoriasis for over 40 years. Not pleasant. BUT IT STILL MADE ME LAUGH!!!!! Should have reported you for hate…..

  12. I couldn’t give a fuck what they achieve or which woke outlet applauds the attention seeking cunts.

  13. We had a woman Prime Minister way back in 1979.
    We had a BAME newsreader on the telly (Trevor Mac).
    There were disabled people also on the TV (Davros, Jeremy Beadle).
    And poofs were legion in the TV and showbiz world (too many to mention).

    It’s nothing new, yet the Grauniad and the likes wet themselves if there is anything that fits their woke and anti white/male wank propaganda purposes. It’s like the Doctor Who situation. Far better actors have done the part. But, when a new one was announced, there would be a bit of press and TV hype and all that and then it would die down and the series would go on. Yet some drippy woke woman gets the role and the MSM and social media shitehawks acted like it was like winning the war, the World Cup and the lottery and they are still at it. Totally over the top and completely unjustified, considering how crap Jodie Whittakunt actually is and how the show has hit rock bottom with its woke drivel.

    But that’s the thing. It has nothing to do with talent or merit and it has piss all to do with achievement. It is all about what they – the libfuck woke stasi – want and who they want. As long as the gender and skin colour match up (i.e: not a straight white man) they don’t give a fuck. This is all about these cunts getting their way.

  14. I’m going to be the first white dude on a BAME Networking training course tomorrow. Should be interesting.

  16. The front wheel in the green shirt needs to be wary of the peaceful woman next to him in the pic. Looks like she’s getting a blade out.

  17. Don’t you know that the first man on the moon was a person of colour!?

    Neil Armstrong was “identifying” as a person of colour despite being white.

    Moreover, he wasn’t really a “man” but a gender neutral trans!

    The history books have clearly got it all wrong, the racist bastards

  18. I agree with Bertie. If a disabled person becomes the first person to do something then that’s noteworthy because they often have to overcome major hurdles to do it due to physical/mental handicaps.

    • Indeed. The disabled have a genuine case.

      Although some would say dark keys have lower IQs on average and therefore, it is also an achievement if they become or do whatever.

      But they blame their late and rare achievements on Whitey’s evil racism, which is utter bollocks.

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