(Given the new lockdown announced today (4th Jan 2021), this nomination is slightly out of date.  But it’s all relevant, so knock yourselves out – DA)

I nominate the “New Covid Variant”, yet more bollocks from the government and medical domesday mongers.

Apparently this one is 70% more infectious that the first little bastard. What’s the betting that an announcement will be made that the new vaccine will be ineffective against it and they’ll have to discover a new vaccine.

Then when a new vaccine comes out there will be another variant announced and another vaccine needed and this will go on and on and on with more lockdowns, tier restrictions, businesses going bust, jobs lost, deaths from non treatment of other illnesses, suicides and the continued fuck up of the economy.

You can just see it happening they must think we are fuckin stupid!
How come this new variant has only decided to infect us in old Blighty?
The whole thing stinks like a steaming hot turd.

Nominated by: DLP 

and another one of a similar nature from Everyonesacunt 

The stupidity of world leaders/governments.

The latest headlines from all media outlets “new strain of COVID-19 found in south east England. (migrants? sorry gimmigrants).

Followed by things like France close border with Britain, (good keep your fucking migrants cunts. Europe consider travel ban on Brits. New virus strain could be in NI already!! America fears new COVID strain could be heading their way. For fucks sake, give me strength!!

Of course it’s coming your fucking way numb nuts it probably came our way from you. There are probably dozens of strains of COVID-19 out there you daft self important yet totally unimportant mother fucking cunts. I bet chunky take away land has hundreds of variations (double cunts).

I completely despair the western world’s population are led by cunt’s so stupid it really is beyond comprehension. Cunts fucking useless stupid cunts.

…and kind of related in a related-kinda-way, from Fuglyucker 

A pox on your house cunting for plebs in Cardiff shopping in droves with no masks trying to save a few quid.

Don’t these stupid fuck monkeys realise its cunts like them keeping Covid going, meaning we are going to be locked down for extra weeks, months, who fucking knows how long!

I wouldn’t mind so much if it was only these cock wombles that die of Covid , but its usually these strokers that survive and kill others and if we are in lock down over the summer thats another biking season fucked…..so wear masks you cunts if you cant stay in doors…..cunts