Louis van Gaal

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Louis van Gaal is a cunt.

Old Louis says the only reason Solskjaer hasn’t been sacked yet is because of his status as United legend.

Well, yeah. But there’s also the fact that Ole’s brand of football doesn’t send people to sleep like LVG’s did.

Oh, and Ole is still clearing up your mess, you dyke-fingering, cloggie Edam-eating cunt.

Nominated by: Norman

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/louis-van-gaal-solskjaer-sack-man-utd-training-flaw

38 thoughts on “Louis van Gaal”

  1. Really? I think Solskjaer is a very average manager personally but they are top of the league so sacking him might seem a bit harsh.

  2. Like Klopp who has done wonders at Anfield, Ole has been given time and it looks like it could be paying off. I admit I had misgivings about Ole as a manager, but I would never call for his head and shout ‘Ole Out!’ The cunts who have done that – usually nu-footie post-premiership bellends and foreign tosspots – should just fuck off never to be seen again. And ‘Goldbridge’ is a fucking cunt.

    LVG was the most boring United manager since Sexton. Only thing was Sexton was a nicer bloke.

    • Van Gaal went to number 6 on my cuntometer, with 10 being the highest number, when he done that theatrical falling over pretending to dive fucking nonsense on the sideline. Hilariously enough that is all he will ever be remembered for as an English premiership manager.

      6 on my cuntometer is still quite high though and he joined mid range boring cunts like Mick Hucknall, Macca and the like.

    • Solskjaer is doing a very good job in my opinion and is benefitting from being given time and backing.

      Spot on regarding the nauseating fan cunts as well who squeal for managers to be sacked every season after a few disappointing results.

      The sheer amount of these types (and often clueless cunt ex players as well) that used to call in to the likes of Talksport or 606 demanding that Arsene Wenger be sacked from the Arsenal job never ceased to amaze me.
      “He’s taken us as far as he can!”
      “He’s out of touch with the modern game!”
      “He’s gotta go!” blah blah blah.

      All this despite the guy completely overhauling and reinventing the club over a 20 odd year period plus guaranteeing Champions League (so called) qualification every season despite his squad being regularly pillaged to pay for a new stadium.
      Obviously anybody who knows the game knew, they’d only know how good he was once he was eventually pushed out the door.

      Now they’re a mid table outfit and a million miles from the level Wenger had them playing at.
      Careful what you wish for as they say.

      • Let’s not forget Arsenal weren’t particularly successful before his arrival either – they were Uefa Cup regulars who had won the league twice in 45 years, with most of their success coming in the Herbert Chapman era.

      • Twice in 45 years is an interesting interpretation, General. It also happened to be twice in 7 before Wenger’s arrival with a lot of the squad that he inherited.

  3. Football cunts should keep their yaps shut, who really gives a fuck? Another big business given an easy time whilst smaller businesses get fucked.

    • Fact is Sixdog that they’re given an easy time because they have the money to ensure regular testing. It’s sad but that’s just how it is.

  4. He always reminded me of a stern, haughty-looking trânnie. He’s got that same constipated look that Keir Starmer has.

  6. He reminds me of a tortoise. It could be worse, they could have Steve Bruce as manager. Watching his teams play is like watching a coffin warp.

    • Bruce could be slightly more attacking at Newcastle but some of the abuse he gets from their fans is awful. Never much been a fan of the Geordies.

      • Nope, I’m from Plymouth actually Rob. Nice strawman though. Criticising the guy is fine but acting as if he’s the lovechild of Hitler and Stalin is a bit over the top considering you’re not even in the relegation zone.

      • Oh, and you’re not a big club by the way – I don’t care how big your stadium is, big clubs win more than just one trophy in 60 years.

      • Hello sailor ! I have never slated Ashley or Bruce. There are many fans of other clubs that are just jealous of a one club one city, that has the eighth largest football stadium in England which stands on its original plot and still has soul and if bought by new owners could become the second largest stadium once again. I respect your opinions General but football is tribal. 👍

      • Don’t really know tbh WCC. Although I was born there we moved down to Wiltshire three weeks later as it was more convenient with my dad working in Chippenham at the time, so that’s all I’ve really known. I certainly would like to go back there at some point if I can afford it though.

  8. Speaking as a Leeds fan personally I think Louis is Ace…Helped scum to be a boring shit team..

  9. Quite frankly, United would be mad to sack him. He’s finally got that team challenging again with a core of young players and exciting football. Whether he’s the man to take them to the next level remains to be seen but he’s certainly doing a very good job of laying the foundations.

  11. I will always remember the way he humiliated the great Bobby Robson at the press conference at Barcelona, when he was bought in to replace Bobby☹️
    Total contempt for one of the greatest British managers and all round nice guy, by an arrogant, preening cunt who proved he was out of his depth in the premier league.

    Time for a “Shhmoke & a pancake”, the cunt👎

    • Bobby was offered the United job in 81 before Big Ron got it.

      LVG’s time at Old Trafford was never going to work. Lumbered with Giggs as his assistant when he wasn’t wanted. Picking shite like Fellaini and (the aptly named) Blind and Lingard (how is that cunt still here?). Louis the cunt always went on about his ‘philosophy’. Well, the twat should have realised that MUFC had their own philosophy. Which Sir Matt, The Doc (RIP), Big Ron and Fergie knew about. But LVG knew fuck all and he didn’t want to know either.

      • Fellaini is one of those players who is really good to have on the bench as a plan B thanks to his height and aerial prowess. But there’s no way he should’ve been starting.

  12. Maybe Van Gaal is unhappy he got fired for being boring, defensive minded, filling the team with overrated dutch donkeys and ordering a team famous for attacking to hide in the penalty area in front of the keeper whimpering in fear and having one tentative trot forward each half.
    I would never have hired the clown in the first place, but United, knowing full well he demands the most boring shite I have ever had the misfortune to watch.

    • “Still hired him” that last bit should have read – I blame the Jamesons, but as it’s my Birthday I am going to get fucking hammered – socially functioning psychopath and a gutful of Irish whisky – what could go wrong? 😱🤣👍

  13. If he ever gets bored of football and wants a real job, he has that authoritarian look of a Dutch Nazi collaborator and could be a border official currently confiscating ham and cheese sandwiches off British truckers “because of Brexit”.

  14. I seem to remember Van Gaal in a post match interview complaining about the excessive hair pulling that had being targeted towards a certain Marouane Fellaini.
    I’m sure he said something along the lines of hair pulling having absolutely no place in football or any walk of life except for maybe WWE wrestling or masochistic sex 😂

  15. This cunt LVG is always holding a fucking clipboard during matches. Somebody needs to grab it off him and shove it up his arse. Then fill his arsehole with cement.

  16. I was looking to hire a Transit on a long term contract and was weighing up the options. My nephew is loosely associated with the motor trade so asked his opinion on Hertz Van Rental.

    He said, “I don’t know much about post-impressionist Dutch painters”….

  17. Looks like a child-sacrificing, adrenochrome-guzzling pedo. Hadn’t thought about football being involved in that world up until now, but his pic makes perfect sense.

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