HRVY

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Apparently someone called HRVY, who appears to be related to Beaker from The Muppets, was on a fascinating social experiment for the digital age called ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ this year. Allegedly this is actually what he calls himself, because he ‘thinks it sounds cool’:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/strictly-star-hrvys-adorable-explanation-23025481

The Mirror is equally deserving of a cunting here for describing this bastardisation of an already pretty wanky name as ‘adorable’.

What kind of gurning, masturbating chimpanzee thinks removing the vowels from his name makes him anything other than a TTL WNKR?

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz

88 thoughts on “HRVY”

  1. Looks like some sort of rent boy that Keith vaz would use..allegedly, I bet Michael Barrymore has a pool party happening soon, awight, bring yer trunks

    • Yeah and Uncle Joe is crying his eyes out talking about honour and decency and quoting Lincoln. Funny he had nothing to say when his boys were burning cities all over America.
      What a cunt.

      • Oh, the horror and outrage from the ‘Beeb’ and their ilk.
        Had these been BLM baboons storming Congress, they’d be lavished with woke praise and seen as heroes.

        Fuck the BBC, fuck BLM and fuck Uncle Joe’s Mintballs.

      • Yesterday the BBC had an article ‘Trump’s comments fact checked’ (lol) and right next to it ‘Nancy Pelosi- How she got to the top. And stayed there.’

        One was fawning and one highly critical. You can guess which was which.

        We can’t cunt the BBC anymore, and I think it lets then get off lightly as the thread we have doesn’t get many daily comments (myself included, so I’m a bit of a hypocrite lol).

        They are fucking stupendous cunts.

        And yes, I can see why the yankeedoodles are kicking off. Once upon a time I would’ve condemned such things as last night, but now…

        …fuck it. The gloves are off with these cunts – but it’s not good if people croaked,of course. But nobody said fuck all when BLM twats were doing to their killings and beat downs. Fuck them all.

        And as for Twatter and Arsebook banning the POTUS yesterday, what a fucking joke.

        Trumpy lad, put on a military uniform, put on some shades and grow a big tache. Appear on the White House balcony and declare yourself ‘El Presidente’ and fire your machine gun into the air going ‘Aaaaargghh’ after your speech demanding to be called ‘Dear Leader’.

        Fuck it. World’s gone mad, might as well.

      • A Trump supporter has been shot.
        Hope its not General Cuntster?!
        They’re just warming up for a big kick off,
        Good.
        Take back control, im not one to condone violence as you know,
        But some fires started at this cold midwinter, some seasonal shooting and festive lynching would be nice!
        Id be appalled if karamac Harris was dragged from her nest and tarred and feathered!!
        🇺🇸🇺🇸

      • Freddie, I think you mean Zombie Joe. The ‘hands on’ freak can barely read from a teleprompter.

  3. I have heard that the jumbo jet is still awaiting clearance to leave Katie price’s vagina, and so is lord lucan and shergar

    • The Republicans are self destructing. The Democunts are rubbing their hands together with glee.

      Could it be that Trump is a Democunt Manchurian candidate? Perhaps he remained a Democunt after he defected in 2016….

      That is my conspiracy theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.

      Anne Elk (Miss).

      • Fucking priceless how the MSM are bleating about this ‘attack on democracy’.

        Funny, that they haven’t said that about the remainer shite who have tried their best to stop Brexit.

        Cunt trumpets to a man.

      • RTC@ – “That’s the worst thing I have heard Since Vernon Fox’s last Crown Court statement to the Judge”! 😃
        M Whitehouse, deceased then placed in the rotting corpse of Joe Biden.
        Anti lockdown protests all over the UK today, no reports from the MSM, the pigs didn’t catch the fleet footed Fox! 🤣🏃‍♂️☠

  5. Looks like a zizz gargling arse bandit, come pouncing more like, this is what happens when you get rid of bullies….

  10. When I heard Harvey was on strictly I thought of the less abled son of cum dump KTY PRC. I would have tuned in to see the pudding headed one trample dancers to death. But sadly it wasn’t meant to be. It was some white toothpick

  11. That sort of thing has been a bug bear to me for years now, even in my own family, although the vowels are not missing changing the spelling of ones name boils my piss to hypersonic levels, such as my nieces & nephews with ordinary names like Hayley (haylee) barry (barrie) ricky (rikki) nicola becomes nikki etc etc, no you spazmo cunts you’re name is what your parents gave you use it and stop trying to be a ‘oooh look at me i’m different ‘ kind of cunt, no you’re not your ordinary.

  12. Since he’s getting into the swing of the reality game, he might want to apply for Barrymore’s upcoming swimming-based one, ‘Unlucky Dip’.

    Just kidding, seems harmlessly clueless enough, there’s a ‘raft’ of far more deserving CUNTestants that should queue up.

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