Graham Norton [3]

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Graham Norton deserves a nomination. For years we’ve had to endure this cunt on BBC One with his dire chat show. And on Radio Two, where he was duller than a polished potato. This precious little shitflake has been whingeing that part of the reason he quit his radio show, was because he didn’t like that the BBC regularly publishes a list of the salaries of its top earners, including Norton. Normally, I wouldn’t give a fuck because I’m legally licence free. However, the BBC is primarily funded by licence payers, which means, and this is something Norton seems to not understand, the licence payer has a fucking right to know what the BBC is paying Prima Donnas like him.

Norton is typical of the type that the BBC considers ‘talent’, arrogant, far left, possessed of an over-inflated sense of their own importance and superiority and lacking any respect for the people who pay his overblown salary. The answer for Graham is simple. If he doesn’t like his REAL employers, licence payers, knowing how much they pay him, he can fuck off to a commercial broadcaster, of which there are many. I doubt he will do that though, so he’ll just keep whingeing and showing us all what an utter cunt he is.

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Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

98 thoughts on “Graham Norton [3]”

  1. The limp-wristed Oirish cunt has defected to Virgin radio to ruin listeners Saturday and Sunday mornings. Nice to know my Virgin media bill may possibly be paying this pooftèrs salary. Overrated unfunny mick. Mrs K knows of his shenanigans in the gay community through work colleagues and believe me this arse bandit makes Schofield look like a Saint the dirty bastard.

    • I fucking hate the Irish on TV.
      I fucking hate Gays on TV.
      I fucking hate Smug Cunts on TV.
      I fucking hate TV.
      Fuck Off.

    • He truly is a horrible obnoxious fucker. That grating giggly laugh alone makes me hate the cunt and what is with all pooves trying to sound like schoolgirls, furthermore why do the BB fucking C have them on every prime slot?

      Can’t be listening to the cunt, and that beardy prick Branson is welcome to it on Virgin, don’t listen, won’t listen, can’t make me listen.

      The next time I want to hear about him is when a newsreader announces in solemn tones he’s dead, found lying in a puddle of his own feted juices with a 14 foot scaffold pole up his slack rectum.

    • It’s TRUE that Graham LOVES THE COCK and, I don’t want to go OT or upset my fellow cunters BUT…… Gary Lineker is an absolute 100% gold plated CUNT and is on a different cunt shelf than all the others. He even gets paid the most which gives him a third fishy pussy lip on the CUNT that is Lineker. I rather fancy fiona Bruce so she can stay and polish my bellend with her tongue but the rest can fuck right off. I wouldn’t give them a mop job.

      • I fancied giving Sue Carpenter a proper seeing to.

        And Doon Mackichan’s parody of her on The Day Today gave me the horn even more.

  2. I think he still works for BBC Studios, their highly secret commercial arm. Mr Belfield keeps track of this swindle. BBC totally corrupt, told them on their survey. CUNTS.

    • I watch Alex Belfield from time to time too, Jeremy Vine is another overpaid BBC bell end in his gunsights as well. Can’t stand that mincing gobshite fairy Norton either.

  4. Mincing little twat.
    Ireland, the shithole that keeps on giving, any country that can produce this cunt, pikeys and the Jedward freåks, deserves to be napalmed into oblivion.
    ” We’ll come in low, out of the rising sun ………. ”
    Get To Fuck.

      • I agree, Jack.

        I despise that one trick pony load of spudfucking shite. A piss poor Old Mother Riley impersonation. That Brendan O’ Cunt has to have his awful wife and his fat cunt son in it as fellow ‘stars’. Even though they are shit and have no talent whatsoever. That nauseating bender who is like a fairy version of Jack off On The Buses also irritates the fuck out of me. And the scores of blatantly staged ‘mistakes’ and ad libs are sickening. No real professional fucks up that much, especially when the cameras are rolling and it’s a proper take. My mother was friends with a lady who was in Coronation Street in the 70s (Kathy Jones as Tricia Hopkins) and she said mistakes like that hardly ever happened. The ridiculous drag act isn’t the only fake thing about Mrs Brown’s Cunts.

      • Thoroughly agree gentlemen. I can’t believe this Mrs Brown’s Bum Boys shite actually passes as legitimate comedy these days? It’s utter tripe and about as funny as a fire at a children’s home.

        Mrs Brown’s Tax Avoiders more like.

      • Never seen an episode but know enough about the general gist of it to know it’s basically predicated on the comedic value of getting away with ‘fuck’. Can’t believe it still going after all these centuries, it should have died as quickly as Peter Kay and his garlic… bread.

      • Mrs Brown’s Boys is possibly the worst and most unfunny programme in history.
        Truly fucking awful.

      • Someone shoot me please, the Mrs actually likes that shit-fest of a show.

        I dutifully watched it (once) with her in the vain hope of getting a jump or at least a blowy. That program is by far the most pathetic attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen, and that’s baring in mind the incredibly low bar NZ comedy sets.

        I lasted about 10 minutes and gave up; any longer and I’d have stuck my foot through the screen and sent you cunts the bill.

        I’ve also had the misfortune of seeing Brendan Whatshisname in interview….he’s even fucking uglier out of his drag routine.

        Unfunny, mutant looking Bog trotter cunt.

  5. The bottom (ho ho) line is that those amounts are obscene, and completely unjustifiable for the work and effort involved. Don’t fucking tell me for a second that you couldn’t find new talented enough folk who wouldn’t jump at the chance to fill every one of those public trough-swilling cunt’s positions for just shy of six figures, and chances are they’d do a damn sight better at it. And no I’m not some commie against ‘entertainers’ earning shit-tons of money, fill your boots if it comes from revenue streams. But in the case of the Bolshevik Brainwashing Cunts, they’ve got the GBP by and large over the fucking barrel knowing enough folk acquiesce that they ‘have to’ have the licence.

    Same with the public sector in general. Aside from top-level surgeons and consultants, all public sector salary scales should be capped at £1 short of the six-figure mark. You’re there to SERVE THE PUBLIC you greedy bastards, not pocket their income tax, NI and Council Tax.

  6. Is this the Irish cunt that wears a Union Jack waisticoat during the Eurovision Cunt Contest? What sort of Motorway Mick worth his salt would even think of doing that?
    A rapacious do anything for money and TV coverage whore like Norton, that’s who.

    And he is shite as a chat show host. Has to be ‘funny’ all the time (see also Elmer Fudd Woss and Human Slug Corden) and bottybasher ‘jokes’ are commonplace. This spudfucking sausage bandit has helped turn the art of television conversation into a clown show. Sort of like Wogan meets Benny Hill. Except there are no lovely Hill’s Angels where this screeching fruit is about.

  7. Personally I don’t mind Fiona Bruce or even Alan Shearer. Stephen Nolan once conducted the most sickening and cringeworthy interview I have ever heard, so bad in fact that I forwarded to a like minded neighbour. Huw Edwards is up himself and Vanessa Feltz is a loud mouthed fat pig.

    Like most people adamant the licence fee should not be made compulsory, and until people can opt to pay it (or not) by subscription the BBC should concentrate on diverting the obscene salaries currently going to those without any real star quality should be capped. If the “celebrities” don’t like it they are free to fuck off and make other arrangements.

    Answering the caption question, no I don’t.

    • At least Shearer was a proper footballer and a supreme centre forward who played the game at the highest level.

      It’s cunts like those diabolical wimmin pundits who make out they know what the top flight in the game is all about. No they don’t, so they should fuck off and put the egg and chips on.

      • One of the best forwards this country has ever produced Norman, but fucking wank at punditry!

      • Yes lol, he got his fingers burnt quite badly there didn’t he!

        I can remember the legendary Brian Clough once saying “Some people think you can take football boots off and put a suit on. You can’t do that.”

        Very true. All ex players were pretty much wank at top flight management

      • Agree with that. Shearer is an absolute legend of the game, but as a pundit.. he’s almost as bad as the wimminz (almost). I like pundits who have good tactical insight and see stuff I haven’t noticed and will argue and stand by their comnents (Gary Neville – Alan Hansen was good at this too, the cunt – oh, and Jimmy Hill believe it or not).

        Shearer’s insight is dull and obvious. No wonder he was a shit manager. His ‘insight’ seems to revolve around ‘As a forward, he’s got to look along the line and stay inside there.’ Or ‘he was leaning back when he hit it so it went over the bar.’. A million a year for that? Fuck off!

        Roy Keane and Chris Sutton are chancers as pundits. Very entertaining , they like to shit stir and cause rows/controversies but their tactical knowledge is piss poor.

        The token dark keys are also fucking terrible pundits. They must be able to find better than the likes of Micah ‘back of the class’ Richards?

        Wimminz? As I mentioned years ago, the problem is that they don’t understand the game at that level and they can’t be criticised for their comments. Look at Karen Carney recently. Said something controversial about Leeds on air, and then cancels her own Twitter because she got a bit back. Then all the woke bastards come out saying to stop ‘bullying’ the poor lady. Bollocks! She should stand by her comments like all the male pundits (who also take abuse if they say stupid shit) or go back to the fucking kitchen.

        As for the cunt in the nom. Bummers and n0nnces do well at the BBC. I’ve also heard stories about how degenerate the cunt is. I doubt he’d even get an invite to a certain entertainer’s pool party, they’d be too scared of him.

      • Just wait now for the day that wimminz pundit submits an equal pay claim just for sitting next to Shearer for a few MOTDs…. and the supine cunts at BBC surrender without a fight.

        The MOTD payroll really is fucking scandalous for 90 mins not even all year round (although it seems it)

      • Only world class players who were top managers were Beckenbauer with Germany, Cruyff with Barcelona and Dalglish in his first Liverpool stint.

        Keegan came close at Newcastle though.

      • Dalglish at Blackburn + Didier Deschamps.

        So that’s 4!

        Don’t know what to make of Zidane as a manager Norman, even though he won three successive European cups??

      • Alan Shearer has shit taste in “shiny”suits too😂
        However, I find that quite endearing-he is not a pretentious cunt-he let his football do the talking👍

    • If Feltz was ‘distributed’ properly, there would be a pile of bacon and pork scratchings to rival the 1970s EEC Butter Mountain.

      • RIP Joan Rivers. Of her interview with Feltz, and patronisingly being introduced as 78 years young; “and I wanted to go, and here’s Vanessa and she’s 350 pounds thin”.

      • Victor Lewis-Smith did a great “Celebrity Obit” on Feltz. I think it involves a diarrhoea blowback in an enclosed space…

    • That miserable Scottish cunt with the funny eyebrows Alan Hansen was paid £40,000 for every Match of the Day programme on which he was a pundit.

      £40,000, back on 2010/11!!!!!

      Can’t win anything with boys? Spot on as usual Alan.

      • Top centre half though, Hansen.
        Martin Buchan was the best, but Alan Hansen wasn’t far behind. God knows how much the pair of them would be worth now. Harry Maguire and John Stones aren’t fit to lace either Buchan or Hansen’s boots. I would say Van Dyke at Liverpool is the only Premiership defender anywhere near Buchan or Hansen class.

        I also remember how a younger Lineker used to arselick Hansen on MOTD and agree with everything he said. Des Lynham used to take the piss out of Lineker in those days.

      • Great player Hansen and a proper tall bastard like me, I agree Norman, Van Dyke is top quality and alongside Alisson made the mighty Liverpool formidable. We are missing him badly.

      • Stam was magnificent in his first two seasons, and Fergie dropped a bollock by getting rid of him.

        Paul McGrath was also a superb defender Pure class on the pitch.

      • Rot in peat Wogan. He lived near me and was a cunt. He had jobs done at his property and knocked people.

      • ” Every penny goes to the children ” he used to warble, in his coma inducing Irish brogue.
        Then it emerged he was being paid thousands for his blarneying shtick.
        Fuck Children In Need.
        He could always be made to lose his temper by the words ‘ Fountain Forestry ‘. A tax avoidance scheme he was involved in.
        Cunt.
        Good evening.

  9. I can’t fucking believe they still employ Steve “Fat Cunt” Wright, let alone pay the useless wanker £479k a year. Of our fucking money.

    • I was tortured by Wright in my former workplace. The cunts put Radio 1 on and Steve Wright in the Afternoon every fucking day and it was like listening to hell.

      The interrupting of records, the cretinous screeching ‘posse’, the crappy Stones impressions, the geordie ‘Mister Food’ song, that ‘Diamond Geezer’ cunt and his ‘Mister Spoons’, the pervy at the window, and loads of other fingers down the throat shite. I still hate Wright to this day.

  11. Another million who’ve not renewed their TV license, keep it up BBC. Mind you the BBC want the government to pay for the BBC directly and collect the money from taxation.

    • That will make it kick off. No taxation without representation.

      I don’t watch the BBC shite today, or have done for years, there is Nothing in their output that represent me or mine.

      They can get to fuck on that one. I wonder what fire prevention BBC local radio have in place, allegedly.

  12. Having looked again at the pic used in the nom.
    There must be some kind mistake, surely.
    Where’s the BAME???
    I know Vanessa likes BAME cock but that doesn’t excuse the shocking lack of diversity.

  13. He’s a prevaricating prick of a poof paddy. What is there to like?

    Fuck all. Cunt.

  14. Looking at the pay these cunts get makes me glad I’ve never paid the TV licence. Fuck the lot of them, although Fiona the Bruce would get a pounding.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • Agreed B&W, the jolly hockey sticks, boarding school milf would love it. She must be thinking “Look at all this old shit” when some old Doris brings out a teapot worth a few hundred quid on the Antiques Roadshow on her salary.

  15. It seems the BBC will try any way of getting funded apart from actually going up against other subscription based broadcasters like Netflix. They either realise they would be bankrupt in a month or they have had their snouts in the trough way too long to want to change.
    Seeing the compliance in this country regarding Covid, the BBC could put go fuck yourselves in capitals in the screen all night and the same cunts would still pay the licence. Wake the fuck up people.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • That’s the problem with the U.K, we eat any shit authority dishes out. We just accept anything if it comes from above.

      If your family or my family were best friends with a notorious sex case and then it was revealed the intelligence community named your uncle as a suspected fiddler (not Dick) then your son was invited to discuss your association with a convicted fiddler and his fixer girlfriend we’d have our windows bricked for a start, your life is effectively over, if you’re a member of the royal family you carry on as normal.

      The BBC sheltered Savile for years, many have come out and said so, Prince Charles wrote a glowing eulogy to the cunt. Neither have offered an explanation deeper than “we never knew.”

      Goes back to the cunting earlier and the woke police commissioner, they are not serving us, they will be coming for us sooner or later for thought crimes whilst those in authority or with money ruin lives with impunity because they have no fear of the sheep.

      A fortnight ago the WHO stated a PCR test alone was not sufficient to diagnose covid because it’s not accurate, according to the WHO a positive PCR test must be followed up with a clinical diagnosis before a case of covid should be registered. The Government and the BBC are still giving us case figures based solely on PCR test results, worse than that the government is destroying our futures based on this misinformation.

      Time people asked themselves why.

      • Exactly SV, there will be an inquiry into ‘The Covid 19 response’ and it’ll confirm it was handled shockingly.. only for everyone to shrug their shoulders and carry on watching reality TV and order Deliveroo.

  16. What kind of cunt thinks that snorting blob Feltz is worth forty quid never mind nearly half a fucking million!
    Also, whatever Doris replaces Lineker on that fucking football programme will be moaning about gender equality if she doesn’t get paid what that jug eared cunt is on.
    Fuck off to sky, where I can ignore you for free.

  18. He’s a Poundland Larry Grayson copy doing a copy of Wossies equally nauseating show. And as for radio, the beeb tried to sell him as a Terry Wogan clone. Why is it that they think these people are so uniquely talented that no one else on earth can replace them? Linekunt, Balding, Claudia fucking Wankleman etc etc. Are you seriously telling me there is no fucker out there who can do the job cheaper and to the same standard? It’s a cosy club funded by the licence fee payers so don’t whine when Joe public wants to know who’s getting what. Bog trotting Cunt!

  19. This tosser even has his own wine brand. Jesus wasnt gay mate so fuck off.

  20. Proof again as to how out of touch the fucking BC are. The total salaries for the cunts in the pic is over £6.5 MILLION or the licence rip-off for nearly 41,500 “contributors”.
    So next time some BBC Cunt bleats about “funding” think of 41,500 over 75s being cleaved and threatened by this bloated pile of leftist guardian reading, woke cuntery.

  21. Lauren Laverne 400k? I used to fancy the shite of out that. But 400k?

    For that, paying customers should get to have a go on it at least.

    And Zoe Ball on 1.5m is just taking the fucking piss. That pic above is a roll call of talentless, lucky wankers who hit the fucking jackpot, won the lottery and the pools at the same time.

    • She got a million quid pay rise and lost a million listeners. Work that out, ohfuck its equality.

      • She only got a TV gig because of nepatism-he Dad was/is Graham Ball AKA Johnny “Think of a Number” Ball.

        Talentless cunt.

    • Lauren bloody Laverne with a voice like fingernails on sandpaper. As for Zoe Ball, absolutely ghastly and a pair of nostrils like the Northern Line tunnel exits at Golders Green.

  22. He seems to think he’s a reincarnation of Gay Byrne or Terry Wogan, unfortunately for him, he hasn’t got the wit of Terry Wogan or the sincerity of Gay Byrne, he’s just a screeching irritating queen with nothing but smut and vulgarity, the cunt!

    • Graeme Norton is the worst thing out of ireland since nailbombs.
      A shite interviewer, unfunny,
      And overexcited all the time.
      He gets a pass from the BBC because hes gay and not English.

      • Put a slug of Ketamine in his rimming lube.
        The dirty boy.
        Evening MNC.
        Week end again !
        Had a lovely steak and a good guzzle of gin.
        Top hole !

      • Evening Jack,👍
        One small job tomorrow and im opening the last of the Christmas ale, and might treat myself, missus an dog to a steak!
        Debbie was asking about you,
        Did you leave her hanging on the phone?
        You cad.😁👍

      • Unfortunately, yes. This bloody weather has been playing havoc with the Rookery’s phone and Internet reception.
        Could do with some ‘ Rapture ‘. 😀
        Take it easy, icy again tonight.

  23. I will add this:

    If he goes, he will be replaced with name.
    Be careful what you wish for.

    (He is not fit to kiss the feet of the greats of yesteryear).

  25. After we were blissfully relieved of that ruddy faced comb over Irish cunt Wogan, the meedja and in particular the BBC decreed that a more noxious and grating Irish cunt was needed to fulfil its quota of vacuous faggotry. As if Wogan’s mediocre drivel polluting the airwaves for literally decades had been insufficient, the BBC took it upon itself to once again grate on our souls with never ending, toxic stream of faggy shite, wafted into our faces like an anal leak. Not only is Norton a talentless, whining man whore, but a genuine vexation to the good in anything. It’s just this whining, loveless effeminate ego fest that is a barrage of jaded innuendo and schoolgirl “humour”. Fuck off you cunt.

  26. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again whilst I’ve got a hole in my Plymouth Argyle suffering arse. He’s about as funny as a burning orphanage. I’d rather pay £12 a month to North Korean TV and watch ‘Uncle Kim’ than ‘Auntie Beeb’.

  27. Everybody said Venessa Felch’s career was finished in 1999 because she had no discernible talent. She doesn’t even have a nice personality. Now she’s on £409999 per year. Who is she sucking off at the BBC to get that?

    Fiona Bruce is so into everything she must literally live in the BBC. Probably claiming a second home allowance too. Her and that other cunt David Mitchell living in sleeping bags in Broadcasting House. Like Arthur Askey during the war.

    I read somewhere that Jimmy Hill used to do Match Of The Day for £50 a week + diesel money because he loved football that much. He didn’t need £1.3M quid a year. Lineker should be told to do a crisp advert involving Unkle Terry’s oven where he is accidently killed by overcooking.

    • People took the piss out of Jimmy Hill, but the fucker would write his own tactical insights and help edit the videos for MOTD. They were getting a presenter, pundit, video editor and script writer in one.

      He could even host the show if needed (much better than Lineker too). The professional foul rule, 3 points for a win, no passing back to the keeper…just some of the stuff he mentioned on MOTD as ideas to help the game. He was mocked for all of them, but they all got implemented. Worldwide. He didn’t agree with caging football fans either and thought if you let supporters sit in comfort they’d be less likely to riot. He put seats in at Coventry because he was also worried that people could die in crushes or riots. Then Hillsborough.

      What the fuck has linekunt ever done but talk woke bollocks and lined his own pockets?

      Yes, Jimmy Hill could be an annoying test, but at £50 show I’d have him back in a heartbeat.

    • Yes, Lineker could do a tour of his homeland Poland, ending in a pyrolytic incident in one of those famous kraut-built ovens.
      Sadly, I have to agree with SV’s comment; if the licence fee is scrapped, the Bastard Burbling Cuntitude will no doubt be funded out of tax, with inherent impossibility of evading…
      We are no longer living in the early days of television, so the licence can FO&DO.

  28. I get the horn over the weather girl Sarah Keith – Lucas and I have a thing for women with freckles.
    I can’t get to fucking sleep either.
    What with the dogs barking around here and when I do get to sleep, the birds start singing ( to be fair I would miss the bird song if they disappeared)
    Oh yeah and the BBC are cunts, they never did reply to my e-mail…quelle surprise.

  29. I’ve never liked the unfunny camp shitpusher.
    What the Bumfuckers Broadcasting Corporation don’t realise is that 99.999% of viewers positively HATE this cunt along with everyone else in the Nom picture.

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