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Partisanship Hollywood is a cunt, isn’t it.

There’s been a tantrum about an actor being cast to play a deaf man….because he isn’t deaf. ‘The Stand’, a series written by Stephen King, has a deaf character which was given to a non-deaf actor Cue meltdown, anger, threats of boycotting.

This seems to be the latest fuckwittery from woke Hollywood. Another nail in the coffin for meritocracy.

Frankly, one of the funniest experiences I’ve had was when I was forced to endure a bird I was trying to conquer, playing ‘wife of Cratchit’ in an am-dram version of A Christmas Carol. Tiny Tim came hobbling in on his crutches, sat on a big chair, then spent the next ten minutes swinging his legs and waving at his family. It was ace.

Will you have to have had experience killing somebody to play James Bond? What about playing a soldier or lasering aliens in space? Will they soon insist that only gerbil-smugglers can be cast as homós?

Furthermore, should we not watch any film or delete all old films where an “able-bodied” actor played somebody with a disability and consequently have to ditch The Elephant man, Ryan’s Daughter, My Left Foot, Keyser Söze, et al?

Psh.

Lights….camera….Action! I said, “Action!” I said, “ACTION!!”

Haven’t they ever heard of acting?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

89 thoughts on “Go Hollywoke”

  1. FUCKING CUNT OFF HOLLYWOOD.

    A decent film hasn’t come out of there since 1995.

    That’s the year this all went to fuck. 1995.

    25 years to fuck up the world.

    1995 – mobiles, world wide web, reality TV, Hollywood CGI-filled shite.

    1995 is the year the quarter-century plan was activated.

  2. If they want reality, let’s start with the ridiculous bias towards non-whites in advertising.

  3. Kurt Russell played Elvis in a film, clearly he’s not Elvis, Will Smith acted the role of Muhammad Ali, he definitely ain’t the former heavyweight champion of the world. Then there’s the problem corpses in movies, live actors clearly appropriating jobs of actual dead people, Zombie films, don’t even go there.

    Fuck wokeness, fuck hollowwood. It’s perfectly fine for BAME actors to play white roles.

    Fuck BAME if an ant is in my living room with me and the other half the ant is a minority but globally there are one million billion ants and 7.8 billion people who’s the actual minority?

    There are around 850 million white people globally and those 850 million white peoples are now to be second class in their own lands and bow down to a global population of underachievers.

    • Soon to be reduced to a few hundred thousand via the Kill Bill vaccine.

      Went out yesterday shopping for the first time in a week. Every single fucker muzzled up.

      They all deserve what’s coming to them. I’ve no altruistic words anymore.

    • Be great if all the wokes started protesting about live actors playing dead ones. Maybe they could all shoot themselves in the head to show solidarity 👍

    • Poor old Richard. Desperately trying to wash the taste of Disney cock out of his mouth after his bit part in the last Star Wars film…

  5. I thought the point of acting was to play pretend for a bit. I remember playing cowboys and Indians. I preferred being the Indian because I was Big Chief Sit Down. I would sit down and read comics whilst the others beat each other up or some such. Play fighting of course. 🙂

  6. Luckily the manifesto Hollywood cram into every film has turned into box office poison.
    I hope they keep it up.
    The drug addled cunts.

    • And when the latest Terminator or Charlie’s Angels wokefest slides down the crapper and loses millions, it’s the fault of “toxic fandom” rather than pandering and lousy writing.
      Blame the customer for a bad product…

      • A Charlie’s Angels with no Farah Fawcett (RIP), no Jacky Smith, no Kate Jackson, no Cheryl Ladd and no Tanya Roberts (RIP)?

        Fuck that for a sack of shite. Once one has seen the original and the best, nothing else will do.

  7. Make or break. You either ‘believe’ official figures or you don’t. ‘Official figures’ have it that thousands are dying weekly from COVID-1984. Yet ask someone in your community, where are the constant funeral runs?? Where is the constant cemetery activity?? Where are the makeshift Crematoria being set up?

    Answer: FUCKING NOWHERE.

    Yet, if you want to believe official figures, then hundreds of thousands of kids go ‘missing’ every year. Where do they go? Where are the bodies??

    I’ll purport an answer. Right now, this morning, BBC ‘executives’ are fucking kids. Why are we even bothering to be polite and genteel about this shit anymore. We all know it’s going on. I give up on humanity when we know the paid elite are snatching, fucking and killing our kids, and we don’t do a thing about it.

  8. Slightly off point
    Although undoubtedly a cunt soon to be EX president trump has been removed from Twitter , apparently he’s a very ( dangerous) man who incited the ugly scenes at the capitol so he’s gotta be “no platformed ” by the righteous, cue a tsunami of hollywank celebrities celebrating the death of free speech

    Crissy teigen “ ha ha ha ha “

    Whoopi Goldberg “ at last “

    Mark ruffalo “ congratulations to the board at Twitter “

    Julie Dreyfus “ what took ya so long jack “ reference to twitters head honcho kicking trump out

    One of my favourite quotes is from ronald Reagan “ If fascism every comes to America it will come in the name of liberalism “

    Free speech is allowed if it’s approved by the ironically named liberals ……

    Hollywank is the shitty tip to the enormous TURDBERG that threatens anything approaching real democracy and free thinking

    • Trump is not and was never a cunt.

      And Chrissy Teigen is PROVEN PEDOPHILE with her filthy ‘tweets’ about three year olds.

      • As a president absolutely not , unlike most trump actually did what he promised in his 2016 election pledges…
        I would take trump over Biden every time …….

      • Trump may be a cunt but to me he was and still is MY cunt.

        Look mum all words one syllable!

    • Whoopi Goldberg?
      The same Whoopi Goldberg that openly defended and condoned notorious child rapist, Roman Polanski? That Whoop Goldberg?

      Ah.

      • That other Polanski acolyte, Devil Streep will also no doubt be crowing about Big Don’s removal from Twatter.

        And don’t get me started on Allen/Polanski fan but Trump hater Skanklett Johansscunt and Alec ‘You’re a fuckin’ pig’ Baldwin on Saturday Shite Live.

      • Yeah that Whoopi Goldberg. They all get selective amnesia when it suits regarding cuntishness

      • Poopy Goldberg is an ultra-left Marxist cunt whose greatest claim to fame now is farting live on TV on The View.

        Which should be called ‘OUR view and no-one else’s’.

      • She also holds the titles of chimpiest ho:

        1997
        1998
        2003
        2005
        2009
        2011
        2016
        2019
        👍

  9. Fuck Hollywood

    Let them carry on with their wokemania, but the bottom line will always be box office. And as we’ve seen with a lot of so-called blockbusters, especially from the Marvel universe, box office takings have bombed over the last 2 or 3 years.

    In any case I prefer independent cinema from Europe and Asia (Japan mostly), and they remain mostly unaffected by this new virus called “Woke”

    Fuck Hollywood!

    That’s all folks!

    • Totally agree Techno

      Mrs Stroker and I much prefer to watch little known International films than the usual overhyped boring and predictable Hollywood shite.

      Relatively little known actors without massive egos and the ridiculous wage demands who can actually act, original storylines and decent plot, little or no computer generated graphics, gratuitous violence and at the same time providing a deep and meaningful insight into other countries cultures and everyday living.

      Japanese, Scandinavian, Greek, Spanish and German in recent weeks.

      Hollywood simply is churning out predictable unimaginative regurgitated crap for those people with limited intelligence using overrated, overpaid actors who like to preach to those in the real world how they should be living their lives whilst doing the complete opposite themselves. Cunts.

      Can’t be arsed with it anymore.

      • Japanese cinema, is always a winner for me, especially from the likes if Takeshi Kitano and Takeshi Miike

      • Japanese cinema, is it Techno? Hmm…the kind featuring young looking girls in school uniforms getting fingered on trains and forced to give businessmen blowies in hotel rooms? It’s OK, your secret is safe with us. We won’t judge. Much.

      • To be fair, Imi-Yank, that bird in the classic “The Freezer” was no schoolgirl.
        She had, possibly, THE best norks ever captured on celluloid 😉👍

      • I remember the Cinephone picture house on Market Street in Manchester. The only place you could see Bruce Lee and martial arts films in the 70s. They also did ‘blueys’ and the Bruce films were often twinnd with a Sylvia Kristel picture as a double bill.

        Lovely stuff.

      • Jeebus Norm-as a young man watching that double bill, you would know whether you were “coming or going”😳

  10. Anybody out there who collects classic films on disc should probably think about hiding them.
    Along with music and books.
    That’s the way things will go.
    And I do not possess a tinfoil hat of any kind…

  11. But surely that’s what a good actor does? Play parts that are a challenge or show their abilities to the full?

    In The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert Terence Stamp played a transexual and he did it superbly. But if that were made now, an actor of Stamp’s quality would be ignored in favour of a real trannie, but a far inferior actor. Both Wilfrid Brambell and Harry .H. Corbett were serious straight (non-comedy) actors. One was a Dubliner with a posh accent. The other was a Mancunian socialist. But both transformed into rough arsed cockney rag and bone men in one of the greatest comedies of all time. Steptoe & Son could switch from hilarity to pathos in a second, That is what a great actor does,or at least it’s what they used to do.

    This woke whinging has been going on for years. It’s like the cunts who moaned about It Ain’t Half Hot Mum and Michael Bates.

    Bates played the part of Rangi Ram, the native bearer. Woke shitheads have moaned in unison ever since about Bates playing an Indian and ‘blacking up’. But the thing was Michael Bates was Indian. He was the only cast member who was born in India (the other two Asian lads in it weren’t) and Michael was the only one who could actually speak the Indian language. He brought authenticity to the part, but because his skin colour wasn’t dark enough, these cunts weren’t happy. Sound familiar?

    • Cracking post Norman,
      Agree entirely.
      Whythenshawe lad Harry H Corbett.

  12. Does this mean we need to look for some pukka dwarfs, wizards, orcs and balrogs for the remake of Lord of the Rings?

    • Looking at that Link on a recent nomination, most of those cast members can be found on Labour’s front bench😂

  13. Watched “Strangers on a Train” (1951) on YouTube this morning.
    Only one BAME in it…….some geezer’s butler who appeared for about 15 seconds. Shocking raaay-sism.

  14. What thick people fail to realise is that as soon as Biden is ‘inaugarated’, he’ll be bumped off, giving Kamel-Toe the presidency to usher in complete ultra-left Marxist Communism. But only for the masses, of course. Nazi Piglosi will still have her freezers full of $50 dollar ice-cream.

    I personally can’t wait to watch the entire world fall to shit and all liberals to claw and scratch at their faces and the sky, going “but, we were NICE”, fuck you and take it all in the cunt you completely deserving cucks.

    • Totally agree
      To any people who thought Trump was so terrible then I doubt they’ve seen anything yet.
      That whole recent election shitfest stinks to the high heavens.
      The Trump Derangement Syndrome media were more than complicit in pushing the Russia Russia Russia delirium for 3 years previous until it was thrown out. (surprisingly)
      Maybe it was a honest and fair election in November 2020… Cough! … and I’m sure that Kiddy Sniffer will serve his full 4 year term …. Splutter!!! .. .and the Neo Liberal regime change war machine won’t soon be back wreaking havoc in the Middle East in the name of freedom (oh the fucking irony) … Cough!!! .
      Big Tech, Hollywood luvvies, Burn Loot Murder et al have all wet the bed for 4 years, stamped their feet in tantrum and have all got their way.
      It’s the average honky American citizen and the innocent soon to be bombed Middle Eastern citizens I feel sorry for because the rest of them can just fuck off.

      • He fucked his own daughter in the shower. She wrote about it in her diary, and had it published online Sep/Oct, until it was completely scrubbed prior to November 3. Just like Hunter’s laptop with all the ‘c’ porn on it. For a few weeks before the election, it was all out there, I saw it myself, regrettably. Then any and all sources alluding to it were literally just ‘wiped’.

        People don’t realise that we are now actually living in ‘1984’, where ‘news’ is literally just wiped and never to be spoken of again if it doesn’t suit.

        As a macrocosm, Jeremy Hunt is gay. He even did an interview about it in a gay mag back in the late 90s/early 2000s. Find it anywhere now? Nah.

        Winston Smith’s job has been active, and effective, for the last 25 years.

    • The only thing standing between them and establishing full on communism is the US Constitution itself, so it all depends on the Dems eliminating the Filibuster in the Senate and then packing the Supreme Court with sympathetic left wing judges to advance their left wing agenda.

      • Those are nice words ThomasCunt, but as was proven in November and then again this week, words don’t matter. If you’re a leftist you can do whatever the hell you want and there won’t be any repercussions.

        So expect the death camps sooner rather than later.

  15. Yeah, I’m not watching the new wokefest that will be Bond. I turn anything off on Amazon Prime or Netfucks with even the merest hint of woke. Consequently I’ve been reading a lot of books. Fuck’em, cunts!

    • Bond slid down the toilet rapidly after Goldeneye.
      Fuck Daniel Craig, and Barbara “bullshit” Broccoli too…

      • Never really took to Brosnan ans 007 either. He wasn’t awful and he was nowhere near as bad as that soyboy smacked arsed Craig cunt. But Adrian Paul (Highlander) or Clive Owen would have been a better choice for a 90s Bond.

      • Edwina Izzard to be Ms Moneypenny in the next Bond Film.
        Lenny Henry as “M”
        Diane-Louise Jordan as “Q”
        Tom “I’m-not-gay” Cruise as evil whitey “Donald J. Scare-mongerer”
        & of course Sophie “kill-whitey” Dark-key as Bond. (License to ethnically cleanse whitey)
        👎

  16. You only have to watch Bryan Robson in Jossy’s Giants to realise that people playing themselves on camera doesn’t work.

    • True, Robbo could not act. But on the pitch he was better than all the current United and England teams put together.

      The only time I have seen people playing themselves really work was A Hard Day’s Night. With John and Ringo being the best at it.

  17. Time to remake The Al Jolson Story. So we need a jewish black to play a whitey half the time…… bunch of cunts. Hollywood desperately needs biking.

  18. The entire American establishment Left – Political, Cultural, Media – are child-sacrificing pedophile blood-drinking cultists.

    There, I’ve said it.

    Let them sue me.

    • They won’t, because they can’t, because it’s true.

      That filthy beast system that’s existed since the dawn of the flicker, let alone the talkies.

      And then there were the 30’s. Go back over some of Shirley Temple’s films now, and wonder why the camera longingly gazed on her barely-bikinied buttocks thrusting and flailing around in one particular scene.

      The people that put the shit on your TELL-LIE-VISION are the ones that are RAPING AND KILLING THEM behind the scenes.

      But keep up your Netflix subscription. Hey, why not watch everyone over for a ‘Cuties’ Popcorn Party??

  19. I can envisage some woke-driven remakes

    Slightly Dirty Harriet (Dirty Harry)
    Seven non-binaries for seven gender neutrals (Seven brides for Seven Brothers)
    A Dwarf Called Horse (A Man Called Horse)
    Planet of the Whites (Planet of the Apes)
    Janice Bond (James Bond)
    Those Magnificent Gender-Fluids in their Flying Machines
    Batperson
    The Racist Empire Strikes Back
    Ms Schindler’s List

  20. By their twisted logic:

    Only a real spy can play a spy
    Only a real soldier can play a soldier
    Only a real witch can play a witch
    Only a real alien can play an alien (good luck)

    No more dress up and make believe then, all gone because ‘woke’. Next they’ll be banning fancy dress costumes.

  21. Unfortunately for Hollybollox people just dont want to watch this shit. Shakespeare understood there are only about four stories. Hollywood used to understand this. If you deviate no one believes in the plot line (women beating up men) and the whole thing falls apart and you have a turkey. Money talks and bullshit walks.

    • That’s why you get wankers like Baz Luhrmann doing ‘Romeo and Juliet’. Anyone can throw glitter over their cast and do a hundred cuts a scene. But we were all ‘dazzled’ by the ‘brilliance’ of it. No. He did it once, where it belonged, in Strictly Ballroom. After that, it was all just affected shite.

  23. And what is it about pop stars who think they can act?
    To my knowledge there are just two big rock stars that could. Roger Daltrey and David Bowie. The Kemp brothers were good as the Krays too though.

    But the rest? Jagger, Sting, Madogga, Prince, Joe Strummer, Macca (that Broad Street shite), Ladyboy Gaga, Bee Gees (that Sgt Pepper bollocks). All utter crap.

    David Essex was OK in Stardust, mind. And that Slade film ‘Flame’ is fucking ace.

    • Try and find an old sci-fi film called “Freejack” Norman. Mick Jagger’s “acting” has to be seen to be believed 😆😆😆

      • Think I saw that one at the Mayfair cinema back in the day, Baron. Anthony Hopkins was in it, I think.

        Jagger was absolute shite in it, I agree. His acting ‘prowess’ apparently became a running joke within the Stones. Which Mick didn’t like one little bit.

      • Elvis was a great singer, CG. But his films were usually crap. Saw him once in a Western in a non-musical part and he was pretty decent in it though.

        Frank Sinatra was a rarity. A great singer and actor. The Man With The Golden Arm is a masterpiece.

    • Always loved that quote from Roger Daltrey about Tommy:

      ‘I’m on a bed, Ann Margaret is standing in front of me, with all that (mimes grabbing a pair of tits). But not only am I supposed to be blind, she’s supposed to be my mother as well. Can anyone have such bad fucking luck?’

      • Hopkins was indeed in it, along with Emilio Estevez. Daft fun film with no pretensions but Jagger should have stayed at home…

  24. Want to ruin a movie,tv drama or play? Make the main character an efffffnick or a wummin.
    Watched You Only Live Twice last night. Great fight scenes with a vodka drinking womanising white bloke who was sexist,violent and intolerant off bullshit and mealy mouthed cunts. Ah the good old days when boys had proper role models.
    I’m off to watch the Great Escape . White blokes and no women mincing around and getting in the fucking way….come on Hilts clear that fucking barbed wire fence.

    • I object to Eddie Redmayne being chosen to play the role of Professor Stephen Hawking in the film ‘The Theory Of Everything’ made in 2014. This part should have gone to an actor suffering from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Plain laziness on the part of the casting director.

  25. Surely the whole fucking point of acting is that actors AND ACTRESSES (I will NOT call actresses, actors!) are ACTING! They’re not what they are portraying and they have no need to be. Their job is to pretend to be somebody or something that they aren’t.
    For FUCK’S ACTUAL FUCKING SAKE!
    CUNTS!

  26. Acting.
    Grown Men and Wimminz being paid a fortune to play dress up and pretend.
    The whole idea behind acting is that you do not look at the characteristics, gender, sexuality etc, you look at the quality of the performance.
    Cinema and Hollywood are both in very serious decline because they produce films the vast majority do not want to see.
    I will leave the last word about Hollywoke to singer and alleged/soon to be actress Katy Perry – “we should live in a world without walls” – as she sits behind the 16 feet high walls of her multi million Dollar security patrolled mansion.
    First rule of business? Give the customer a product they want.

    • In revolutionary France, a cunt like Katy Perry would have been first in line for the guillotine. Shame we haven’ got a time machine, eh?

  27. Crap fact.

    Gene Wilder’s character in Blazing saddles was originally going to be played by another actor who turned out to be a genuine alcoholic.

    On the first day of filming, he collapsed with the DTs.

    This is why it is usually better to let someone who isn’t affected by the maladies of the character they are playing have the part.

  28. Works both ways. Its all made up nonsense anyway for entertainment, I could not care less if someone is deaf or not. Or if James Bond is played by someone black or peruvian.
    I would prefer every actor cast however, in all films, to be an attractive female

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