Free & Subsidised Food For Politicians

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Free food for our starving, underpaid and overworked politicians.

Politicians currently receive up to £125.00 a week in food allowances, funded fully by the taxpayer, on top of a basic salary of 80 plus thousand a year and apparently unlimited expenses.
The best food money can buy, in the Palace of Westminster, which would cost £2-300 per head in a London restaurant, for the discounted price of fish and chips.
As almost 1.5 million UK citizens are forced to go to food banks – not because they don’t like what’s in Waitrose, not because the Marks And Spencers delivery vehicle is caught up in traffic – because in one of the richest Countries in the world, in the 21st Century – people do not have sufficient income to avoid starving to death.
There will be the usual suspects who use food banks because their cult tells them to take everything from non followers, and the 20 stone chav sweatbags who spend their benefits on Stella, drugs, Sky TV and takeouts, but amongst these are proud people who are driven to this because they have nothing.
End this outrage.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

72 thoughts on “Free & Subsidised Food For Politicians”

  1. What? £125 per week for grub? Ffs this is out of fucking order.
    That’s just straight forward wrong . Any decent politician, don’t laugh, would refuse it or give it to charity. If I were on 80k a year I couldn’t do that. Could anyone with a reasonable moral compass?
    Greedy pukes.

    • The mistake you make is thinking that they might have a moral compass; there is a mountain of evidence that suggests otherwise.

    • Refuse freebies ? you must be having a laugh !
      These greedy cunts not only claim expenses for envelopes & stamps, they also claim the cost of ’employing’ members of staff – to lick the envelope & mail it for them ;
      n.b. It’s usually a member of their own family they ’employ’ at the tax payers expense.
      They just love a long, greasy, gravy train…..

  3. Cheeky cunts arent they?
    Maybe give them a sleeping allowance?
    Vouchers for rentboys?
    Free nappies?
    These theiving old cunts have the nerve to call themselves civil servants?
    P0nc£s,conmen and parasites.
    Hang the fuckin lot on the London eye,
    Rename it ‘traitors chandelier’.

  4. Look at that fat greedy cunt. I thought Jabba got his in “Return of the Jedi”

    HO! HO! HO!

  5. Great salary, pay rises above inflation, expenses, free travel, free food, free booze, money for food and booze and £10k to work from home.
    Why do they get away with it..?
    Because we let them…..

  6. I hope the greedy Cunts don’t get subsidised Fray Bentos pies…I’ll be fucking angry if they do.

  7. DF@ – a quick sample below.

    From the House of Commons Autumn/Winter A La Carte menu:

    HOT FIRST COURSE
    Seared ham hock, sage and gherkin
    with grilled sour dough, soft poached quails egg,
    herb salad and piccalilli vegetables (G) £9.63
    Soups served as a starter or as an intermediate
    course
    Parsnip velouté
    with watercress oil (Vg) £7.88
    Roasted pumpkin and sage soup
    crème fraiche, toasted pumpkin seeds (V, D) £7.88

    A plague on both their houses.

    • Well at least they’re not getting anything as classy as a tinned-pie,Vernon….that’s a weight off my mind.

      🙂 .

      • They are low bred plebeians and scoundrels in their entirety Sir Fiddler!
        They have not the breeding, deportment or vast estate to call themselves Gentlemen! 😃👍

    • Quails’ eggs? I have only heard of them in ’Brideshead Revisited’. The poofter had his mummy send them to his Oxford college from the family estate.

      • Quails are tiny little things,
        So their eggs must be wee diddy things Guzzi.
        If you want to recreate the menu Vernon posted,
        Just substitute Cadburys mini eggs.

  8. You would have thought after the expenses scandal ten years ago things would have changed, but the inquiry hadn’t even begun before the gravy train set off again. There are cunts who will submit a receipt for 30 pence for fucks sake! Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. They should publish every year top top fifty expenses claimants, and a top ten of who claimed for the smallest item.
    And they can fuck off with the free TV licenses too. Perhaps if they had to pay for the fuckers they might actually try getting rid of them.
    Grasping skum.

    • Cur Kweer Stammer was the DPP who helpfully swept the MP’s expenses scandal under the carpet. Nothing to see here – move right along….

  9. Off topic but did anyone have Gerry Marsden in the deadpool?
    I think his pacemaker packed up.

  10. Well at least this explains why Ian Blackford is such a fat fuck. He probably eats and drinks his own weight in the H of C restaurant at every opportunity.
    The fat cunt.

    • And he wants to end the Union. Maybe that’s his weightwatchers plan. The fat, useless cunt.

      • Blackford is noonoo from teletubbies – hoovering up everything – the fat fucking bastard !

    • Blackford can’t be far off a Mr. Creosote moment… Just one eentsy-weentsy after-dinner mint?
      Please God, that 2021 is the year he dies. January, hopefully…

  11. Harvey Proctor has a special extra box on his expenses sheet, the dirty fecker.

  12. Were any of Gerald Kaufman’s alleged victims of homosexual murder and cannibalism ever served up in the house of commons restaurant as “braised pork”?

    • Funny enough, years ago Spitting Image had a Silence of the Lambs sketch with Kaufman as Hannibal Lecter.
      Coincidence? I think not… (allegedly)

      Fithithithith!!!

  13. When did Bakers Oven change their name to Greggs? I’ve not been there in ages. I loved the steak bakes.

  14. Remember David Lammy claimed £100 for Jaffa Cakes in one year.
    The fucking fat cunt.

    Re: food banks, I have done a few bits in the past, raising funds, collecting donations etc-I can confirm that many people fall through the holes in the welfare state and with ridiculously expensive living costs, are dependant on food banks.

    I wonder what the catering bill is for the EU staff????

    • £100 worth of jaffa cakes?
      Hehehe fer fuck sake.
      Delivered in a skip, the dirty cunt.
      CG, like you before I turned into a beacon of common sense and imparted wisdom I worked rehousing the homeless, also helping in the donations, fundraising, etc.
      Few were genuinely needy, some feckless wasters, some the victim of circumstance,
      Some the victim of their own stupidity.
      Most of the people who donated were genuinely decent well meaning people.
      None were politicians.

      • MNC@ – I used to work as a debt adviser for the CAB – on Mondays there would be a queue of people who could be seen outside the pub all the week before, new mobiles, flash clothes etc – parasites who just wanted the state to feed their kids because they were too mean and irresponsible to pay for their own kids (we gave out vouchers for the local food bank)
        I would say that over 50% of the people wanting (and in some cases demanding) food vouchers were parasites, but it was the best feeling in the world helping some poor fker who was hungry and too embarrassed to say they were at rock bottom.
        Unfortunately in my professional experience the needful were rather outweighed by the needy.

      • @Vern,whats the best (cheapest) option of getting a client to pay money owed please?

    • @Cuntlestiltskin:

      A 6′ bloke with a shaved head, 15 stone and size 12 boots😉
      The courts are fucking useless.

  15. Second house, free expensive food and drinks, free travel. MEP’s got even more, we wonder why Parliament didn’t agree with the will of the people?

    The trough is a big one, constantly refilled by the tax payer.

  16. Like the picture of Two Jags Prescott.

    I saw him in the back of one of his Jags once. I was stuck in static traffic in the middle lane of the M4 whilst he traveled at speed in the outside lane which had been newly restricted to keep the plebs out. I did shout out support as he passed (“thanks for tripling my council tax you (unt”!).

  17. Not surprised in the slightest.
    There’s no reason for anyone to go hungry in our country but then again there is no reason at all for politicians to receive subsidised anything.

    But they do.

  18. Cyril Smith would’ve had a field day. He liked to get his finger in all the pies.

  19. The bastards. We (me, wife and puddy cat) spend between £50 & £60 per week on food, nearly £70 at fucking Christmas. Why do these cunts get food on expenses any way?

  20. Cuntlestiltskin@ – Apologies, there was no tab to post on your question.
    If it can be proven the money is owed you are on solid legal ground.
    Email the Third Party (don’t waste time phoning) or if no email send a letter which requires a recipient signature. Inform them there has been no payment, you assume there has been an administrative error and would appreciate it if they could settle the bill within 5 working days.
    If no payment within the stated period contact them again and inform if there is no payment forthcoming you will regrettably be left with no option but to issue County Court proceedings, (AKA “The Small Claims Court” in this scenario) – If still no payment in 5 working days google “How to make a Court claim for money” which will take you to the GOV.UK site with the relevant info.
    Make sure you claim for all expenses incurred, travel, loss of wages, postage and interest etc as well as the amount owed, and – very important – state that you are happy for the (now) Defendant to be reasonable and pay before the County Court case is heard.
    If it does get there and it goes in your favour you can instruct County Court Bailiffs to collect payment or remove goods, if the bill is over £600 you can bypass this process and instruct High Court Enforcement Agents or High Court Sheriffs who will send a letter then rock up, get paid up or start loading up – DCBL are very good and recommended.
    It will cost to issue and instruct if necessary but should you win you will be able to claim all costs back.
    Good luck, and a word of warning – County Court Judges are miserable arrogant buggers so if it does go to a County Court be very deferential and polite to them (I play golf with one of them – I am fkin glad I have never been in one of his Courts!)

    • Foxy@
      Im a honest man, dont try and rip anyone off, pay my way expect others to do the same.
      So when I first started my business I got ripped off for small amount (£50) by a charity,
      Soon smartened up.
      Ive held peoples goods till I got paid, once locked a asian blokes nephew in my van till uncle paid up.
      I’ll never be owed money by customers again, its stressful.
      I now only do same day payment.

      • MNC@ – I run an online business and various cash ones, the Ebay one is fine – they pay or they get bollocked, but I had to issue County Court proceedings against a courier who destroyed a pair of mentally pricey Lloyd Loom Chairs over a year ago, still waiting for a Court date, and had to make a complaint to the Police of fraud when Ebay would do nothing after some thieving Nigerian bitch stole a thousand quid handbag then falsely accused me of fraud.
        I annihilated her, she was collared for a lot of things beside mine (one Woman crime wave would be appropriate) – and I got paid out, she refused to pay so I sent some big buggers to her place who explained they would be moving goods or getting paid.
        They got paid – I despise thieves.
        And cash is King, I have no trouble with getting payment. 😉

      • Had a customer Foxy, older bloke, nice bloke,
        Worked for him before, no issues.
        Did another job for him, he came in the van, gets to the end,..hes forgot his wallet.
        He says ill drop it off shortly.
        Hour goes by then 5 hours.
        I bell him, be there shortly.
        No show?
        Bell him again after a hour, no answer, then again later, no answer.
        In the end I go his house its dark, I open his back gate, creep up his garden path,
        Hes sat watching telly,
        I bell him, he looks at his phone and doesn’t answer!😀
        I bang on the window and he goes pale=busted!!
        He opens the door an I say
        “give me my money, now.”
        He pays me and feed me bullshit about on his way etc.
        I see him occasionally in the supermarket and he cant look at me, he knows I know hes a fuckin deadbeat.
        Cant trust any fucker.

    • That’s very helpful Mr Fox, it’s about 2k and I gave him benefit of the doubt regarding his fee’s (I was subcontractor for this work) but I know he’s been paid. He’s in Norwich. I had considered selling the debt and will see what that will entail.
      General C, I’m a 6ft 3ins skinhead but only #11 boot size. Too easily rattled to be trusted to act correctly though so damage to his property would likely ensue. He might get a different jab as well.
      Thanks for the advice and have a good new year all.

      • No worries – if it goes to a County Court and judgement is found in your favour then you can escalate it directly to the High Court as it’s over £600 – and then the big boppers call round and the Defendant pays or gets their goods removed.
        Be chilled, polite and ruthless – there is no better feeling in the world than getting deadbeats to pay up, my experience is the legal way is the slow and frustrating way but it gets results!
        Good luck, if you need anything else let me know! 👍😃

  21. Doesn’t stop at MP’s, the lords, senior civil servants, senior council staff, these a lot of snouts in the trough.

    • So he had his own custom built chair that took up the space of three normal sized seats but I bet the club didn’t charge him the price of three season tickets for the shame of being labelled “fattist” by mongs on social media.

      • I’m sure the club paid for the other two seats for him LL, all in the support of diversity, no doubt his seat was near the pie stand. The fat bastard. 😂

      • B&W- I wonder when was the last time he saw his cock😳

        I saw a documentary 20 years ago, he was a big lad then-had to use 2x scales to weigh him.

        He did come across as a nice bloke, jolly and a “personality” in his local area.

        That link you posted said he was replaced as Britain’s fattest man by a lad who weighs over 70 stone.
        Fucking hell.
        That’s 6x average men.
        Fuck inviting him around for a New Year Buffett 🐘

    • I don’t think a dead pool would be enough for Barry. He’d need a huge lake!

  23. I can’t think of any other job in the UK where a cunt can get paid so generously without having any qualifications.
    Laxy thick shits.

  24. £125 a week food allowance is a fucking joke. That is more than my weekly shop and trips to the pub (when they were open) combined.
    I work for a local authority and I went for years without a pay rise. Nurses and teachers got them but not me. Fucking MP’s vote themselves 10% every fucking year, expenses, free house and flip it to double up on decorating and more expenses on top of employing your family. Utter cunts and the Lords are just as bad.
    Nigel Farage voted himself out of a job with Brexit. Put him in charge and see a difference.

  25. Them and us.Torch the House of Cronies & those scum in the House of Parliament.A disgrace

  27. These tossers should pay for their own meals out of their 80 grand a year 👎👎
    People are having to use food banks to eat while these wankers Lord over the normal folk The sooner Parliament is brought to book and this dishonest system is sorted the better They work for us not us them 👍👍

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