A “fuck you, Sir” cunting for our wonderful and ennobled Knights of the Realm (Expat division). What they really deserved was for the Queen to shaft the cunts through the knackers with her sword. Here’s a brief selection. I could just as easily choose dozens more as I’m sure fellow ISACs could too:-
Branson. For services to hypocrisy.
Cheeky multimillionaire all too quick to get the Covid begging bowl out last Spring for his crappy airline from the warmth of his Caribbean tax haven.
Connery. For services to champagne socialism.
Decades of tax avoidance yet all too quick to wave the saltire from the comfort of his Bahamas mansion. As if Indy ever made a difference to him (unless in that Harry Ford film).
Green. For services to asset-stripping.
Inflicted misery on thousands of redundant BHS/Topshop staff and pensioners whilst swanning around on a fuck-you gin palace and counting his – yep – tax free dividends.
Ratcliffe and Dyson. For services to extreme tax avoidance.
Two for the price of one cunting for a combination of recently shifting either their own or their company’s domicile/ tax base to Monaco / Singapore whilst continuing to claim millions from the cash strapped U.K. taxpayer in farming subsidies and R&D grants.
Nominated by: Isaac Hunt
Cunts the lot of ’em.
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Yes I like this one Isaac they are absolutely cunts should be stripped of their Knighthoods, stripped of their citizenship and stripped naked and flogged for the amusement of passing folk. Especially the two faced half and half one known as Hamilcunt..
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Richard Branson, net worth 4.5 billion and a man who would sooner have his right arm cut off then have his bank balance 50p shorter. He also said about British Airways regarding a government bail out some years ago that it was a bad idea and we should wait for it’s demise. Soon had his hand out when the shoe was on the other foot, wanker! He certainly is one smarmy hypocritical cunt I would like to see go skint! Fat chance though, sadly!
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Adding to this, I have a friend in Finland who told me that their government helped any company with a bailout except any of them that had something to do withTax avoidance schemes or had a CEO that was a tax exile etc. Fucking excellent stuff and that should be the way to go here too!
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Coolforcunts, it is refreshing to see a government with a dollop of common sense. Governments seem to have forgotten that they have no money of their own, it is taxpayer money. It pisses me off when The Jellyfish throws our money away just to keep a footballer quiet.
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Totally agree, Guzzi. I told my friend that was an excellent way of going about matters and I wish our lot would do it that way. No chance of that, as you say they don’t care because it’s not their money, it’s ours!
I’m all for the charity begins at home method as well, but they are busy throwing it away on the “needy” in other countries helping to keep the warlords rich!
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Tom Bower wrote a brilliant expose of Branson – ‘Behind the Mask’.
Acutely details what a malignant cunt he really is
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I don’t give a fuck where they live or pretend their company is based.
Their annual gross profits are a matter of public record so simply tax them at the UK rate with an added 10% on top for trying to avoid paying their way.
Ultra cunts like Green should be legally obliged to fulfil his employees pensions from his private wealth or face 15 years in prison.
It’s all a filthy corrupt mess.
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Having a knighthood is the true mark of an Establishment CUNT.
(With a few honourable exceptions – Ed.)
Nuff said.
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Indeed, Comrade RTCP.
For some reason whenever I hear the prefix ‘Sir’ I think of James Wilson Vincent Savile…
– Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire,
– Knight Bachelor,
– Knight Commander of the Pontifical Equestrian Order of St. Gregory the Great.
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Morning Mike. (Or whatever time it is in your neck of the woods)
As far as I’m concerned, the fewer of these self serving cunts there are in the country the better.
If only every other projectile vomit inducing celebricunt would follow their example.
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Equestrian Order of St. Gregory the Great??!
Fuck me… Sounds like Pony Club, all rubber Ed up, whips, lube, the lot…
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You never said that when you were Sir Rufton Tufton did you! 😉
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I’m one of the honourable exceptions. 😁
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Yes a lot are cunts but I comfort myself that Geldof has his for services to soap dodging and warlords.
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I can’t say I blame these cunts, if I had vast fortunes and was richer than the royal family of my country, I wouldn’t want to share either. I need to hear Dick Fiddlers take on this. I wouldn’t want the junkies and brood mares of this country to share my money.
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Would be nice if knighthoods were only bestowed on people who actually sacrificed for the county. End of, not political donors or chinless cunts who got themselves incredibly rich. Isn’t being incredibly wealthy reward enough on its own?
Rarely should they be given to politicians, with exceptions for those like Churchill.
Anyone who served the county on active service should have a title, not a knighthood but lifetime recognition that they put their lives on the line for Queen and county
Entertainment dishes out enough of its own gongs, no titles for entertainment. Lollipop ladies etc could be awarded civic awards if they’ve served the community exceptionally well.
Lordships should be abolished totally along with the the Westminster day centre they attend.
Another thing that really grieves me is the likes of Prince Charles and the rest of them walking around with a chest full of medals.
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Do some serious research regarding WSC, you might find he was not what you’ve been led to believe.
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Not forgetting certain individuals who use tax payers money to fund they’re pursuit of sporting greatness, accept the plaudits and honours, use their profiles to make a mint advertising all sorts of shit and gain a lifetimes employment as a BBC pundit.
Step forward Sir Mo Farrah, “British”??? Olympian.
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I forgot to add. Rather than repay some of what it cost to be able to pursue his hobby for a living. This cunt decided the repayment via the British tax system was too high and fucked off in to tax exile. Vermin!
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You forgot the whinging cafe ole ubacunt Hamilton , may an F1 car drive up his arse, absolute prick….
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Believe me. I can never forget that cunt. But he can at least claim he made it with McClarens money and not ours.
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If you don’t live in the country and don’t personally pay tax in it, you should not receive honours or subsequently be stripped of them. Hamilton should have been told he wouldn’t be honoured whilst he’s a tax exile.
Whole system should be scrapped. Very few deserving recipients.
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Sir Patrick Stewart should shut the fuck up too. Mouthing off about Brexit and telling British people how to live whilst living in The States and having his arse pounded by his girlfriend 40 years his junior, the opinionated, waxy cunt.
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Not to mention apologising to the French for Brexit, on behalf of the British people, in 2019. What a cunt. His last show was absolute shite, because he was allowed to shove his lefty politics into it.
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The hours system rewards politicians chums who make “donations”, cough, scores virtue signalling points in the eyes of the rest of the world or maybe gives old Doris an MBE for services to dinner lady-ing👎
As for these business cunts who excell mostly at tax avoidance, the deserve the title of GOTC:
Grand Order of The Cunt👎
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Make the fuckers come back each year and take part in tournaments. Tilting expertise was a must for knights back in the 16th century. King Hal would not have taken any shit from cunts like Sir Richard Rich and co, they were expected to put on the iron trousers and take their chances at the lists. He took part too, and woe betide any fucking knight that complained. It would be good to see that royal ginger twat who has the temerity to share the same name given an fucking great lance and have to face off against Sir Hamilcunt, another good match would be Sir Paul McCartneycunt versus Geldof of Pissstain.
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Hand ’em out to all and sundry, the more the merrier and the quicker this farce descends into ignominy the better.
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Time for a new hours system.
I propose the IsAC honours for services to cunting.
Get your nominations in, fellow cunters👍
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Hours????
Honours!
Apple corporation deserves the Grand Order of The Cunt for its fucking predicative text.
Cunts👎
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Tax avoiding cans of can’t. Until they pay tax, they should have no say in how to run a country.
Also, the word expat makes me think of a cowpat that is no longer a cowpat. An ex pat.
Also, why is cowpat called a cowpat? I know it’s poo of a cow but why call it cowpat specifically?
When doing a number 2, I don’t call it a humanpat.
Me: “If you pardon me, sister Dolly, I’m off to the lavatory to expel a humanpat.”
Dolly: “You what?!”
Me: “A number 2”.
Dolly: “Oh a shit! Don’t forget to flush, brother dearest”.
This question was brought to you by Spooningtons Cutlery Emporium. For all you cutlery needs.
P.s morning all. 🙂
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Morning Your royal Spoonington.
Cowpat from pat-a-cake.
“Your Highness, ze commoners, zey are, how you say, rioting, demanding food “
“Allors! Fuck zem! Let them eat shit. Give zem cow-pat!”
From “Ze grande Francais bake-off” by Alexander Dumas.
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All a knighthood is is a lapel so that the travelling class can go around the world unencumbered by having to be asked by serving proles whether or not they want the kids brought out yet.
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Equestrian Order of St. Gregory the Great??!
Fuck me… Sounds like Pony Club, all rubber Ed up, whips, lube, the lot…
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I think the EU is somehow going to put the boot in on Branston’s tax haven. No doubt B is a Brussels cocksucker, so it’ll be rather funny if they asset-strip the turd.
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