Crystal Palace Football Club

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A brief and succinct cunting for Crystal Palace Football Club.

After nearly 60yrs of support I’ve finally had enough. Up and down the league tables, the Eagles are better described as the Yo-yos.

But that’s not what it’s about. The final straw came when, like the fucking SHEEP they are, they again “took the knee” to the fucking (only)BLM fascists and and Saint George the patron saint of robbing pregnant women.

The football play is shit, the woke crap really gets my goat, the fake crowd noise and worst of all, the gradual elimination of Caucasians from public view, in other words racial apartheid.

The FA and everything that buys into this shit can go fuck themselves with a dried barrel cactus. I only hope that we, of all shades, in our millions, vote with our wallets and drive the woke cunts to bankruptcy and pauperdom.

As for the “Eagles”, more like the pussies, another word for CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sheikh Anvakh 

69 thoughts on “Crystal Palace Football Club”

  1. At least Palace don’t think they are world class like the dross at Arsenal. Qualification for playing at Arsenal? An exotic sounding name and and a massive ego, not forgetting to be a social media addict.

    If Arsenal sign a decent player they will turn him into a mediocre player and if an Arsenal player insists on continuing to play well he will be sold to a competitor ASAP and go on to win trophies.

    • Arsenal are certainly not world beaters at the moment, but at least they won something recently – unlike the Spuds!

      Crystal Palace have some of the best fans in the Premiership. Of course, fans are of no consequence nowadays. The Sheikh is spot on with his nom. Footie is all about spoilt, vitue signalling cunts. Fuck them all, cunts.

  2. I hate the Nigels with a passion, they are the enemies of my blood so I love this nomination and couldn’t agree more…..total cunts. I notice you didn’t mention the self styled “Palace Ultras”, a bunch of posing middle class woke wankers. No doubt if they were allowed in they would be clapping like seals at all this kneeling bollocks. Shit ground, shit shirts, wank supporters. Cunts.

    • I had to Google “the Nigels”.

      I thought you might be cunting Farage supporters for a minute there…. 😂

      • What are you doing in a footy stadium Ruff?

        Ahhh!! I see.
        You’ve arrived for your COVID jab have you?
        😀

      • Afternoon Bertie, afternoon LL.

        Where did you get the idea I was in a footy stadium?

        Last time I was in a footy stadium was at Ipswich Town, Circa 1967, when a friend whose father was the team’s doctor invited me to watch a match in the directors box.

        All I can remember about it was how green the grass looked…

        I see cunts in England aged over 70 are to receive offers of a covid vaccination this week, so you’re alright Bertie, you jammy bastard!

        Tweed and real ale, LL? More like denim and Baileys nowadays.

      • Hello Ruff.
        I was really referring to the fact that football is not one of your usual interests!
        I’m waiting with my sleeve rolled up!
        Percy thinks he’ll probably need a jab in order to keep flying but he’s terrified of needles.

      • Does Percy have any issues wearing his mask in Waitrose or washing his feet (whilst parroting Happy Birthday backwards twice) when he comes in from shopping?

      • Have to admit it’s been quite a challenge to get our cats to wear facemasks while out pissing and shitting in next door’s garden! 😁

      • My two cats refuse to wear masks😢
        There is a big black tomcat sniffing around to-I am concerned they will be radicalised.
        There is no fucking way I will be taking a knee to the furry little bastards☹️

    • Freddie are rug a knuckle dragger who supports Millwall, a Weed bum boy, or a Clown supporter?

  3. My brother-in-law has supported Palace all his life, he’s just happy if they don’t get relegated never mind about actually winning anything 😄

  4. Take a knee. Oh fuck off you virtue signalling cunts.
    You couldn’t pay me to do that. Does anyone just stay upright and refuse? If they did at least they’d prove they had a back bone.

  5. There are too many football nominations on here.
    We know they’re cunts for kneeling to the BLM racists.
    We know they’re overpaid.
    We know it’s shit without the fans.
    We know it’s shit with piped in, canned cheering.
    We know it’s shit with eased rules, copious subs, and drinks breaks.
    It’s shit at the moment but it’s still the best game in the world. If you don’t like it watch some tedious golf, some dreary snooker, or some bum-banditry rugby.

    • Nowt wrong with snooker Captain.

      Not the same without Michaela Tabb refereeing in her tight black trousers though.

      • Did I read that a Chînk won the snooker the other day?

        “I no pot de yerrow. Why yerrow onree two point but brack seven point? Dat lacist.
        I wanna big blake! I take twenty minute coz I make noodle.”

      • Yeah that’s right Captain. Yan Bingtao.
        Looks like a class act.
        Looks to have nerves of steel for a 20 year old even though he looks at least 35 to me.
        Could be a flash in the pan like a certain Keith Deller in the darts during the early 80s

  6. About 10 years ago, I worked with a Palace fan whose desktop background was a photo of the Palace team at their training ground. The building at the training ground has a sign which says “Winning is Everything”. The funny thing is – Poxy Palace have never won anything in their history!. They don’t belong or deserve to be in the Premier League and the sooner they get relegated down to League One the better: they can also take fucking Fulham with them. I’ve hated Fulham ever since the Phoney Pharaoh bought them and blew millions on taking the poxy club up to the Premier League. Pity Phil the Greek never arranged for a white Fiat Uno to follow fucking Fayed senior.

    And I also hate the fucking fake crowd noise. You can tell it is fake because the players aren’t booed when they take the fucking knee.

    • I wish Wigan were back in the Premier League. The fact they were there in the first place was a proper underdog story. Ditto Blackpool.

      • Bournemouth in the Premier league is a fairy tale.

        I would like to see Rangers and Celtic in the premier league for a season-settle the debate once and for all👍

      • If they were given one season in the English league Rangers and Celtic would surely both spend it battling relegation.
        They’d need about 5 seasons to adapt and then they’d possibly both be top 6.

      • Bournemouth may well be back in there next season the way things are going. Don’t be surprised to see Luton in there before long either with how well run they are.

      • I think Norwich will win the Championship-the other places will be interesting.
        I hope Burnley go down-purely because the way they had an opportunity to agree that “All lives matter”, but shit themselves and hung younger Jake out to dry👎

  7. Once the FA and the clubs decided to endorse the taking the knee bollocks, there was always gonna be a problem ending it. If they tried to, it would only take one dark key or Caramac coloured player to protest and they’d have to carry on. It could go on forever potentially. A bit like Linecunts reign on match of the day! Imagine that!

    • They could have just said they’re flattening the racist curve, and imply that once it’s under control the kneeling will quickly be over. Hang on, no.

  8. Probably repeating something said on here but let the cunts take the knee for now. Once fans are allowed back it will stop, I almost guarantee it. Enough is enough. An effnick lad from a club in a lower league has actually said he no longer endorses it. Its lost its meaning where it has dragged on for so long, and he doesn’t even agree with the BLM cause as they are trouble makers with a nasty agenda.

      • Now watch the poor cunt get hounded and harassed by everyone, especially burn loot murder!

      • He’s mixed race so he’s in a stronger position to protest than any honky player.
        Doubt any fucker in the gutless media circles will say too much for obvious reasons.
        So very sad but so very true.

      • I think it may have been GTC. I just thought he was grounded and level headed. It was good to hear someone of colour grow a pair and say what he actually thought of all of this, rather than jumping on the bandwagon like other well paid privileged footballers who feel that they are being hard done by.

      • He had to seek approval from his manager, Chris Hughton to not bend the knee. Until these cunts can think for themselves, this will continue. They are all shit scared of any retribution from their club.

    • Didn’t a black football director at some club or other also call it a load of old crap? Les Ferdinand maybe? Not sure though.

      • Yeah Les Ferdinand actually called it out as virtue signalling and said or advised QPR not to partake any further.
        Don’t know if they actually stopped doing it though.

      • QPR did in fact stop taking the knee, to much scrutiny from the press.. They did it because it loses it effect every time it is done They are right, and it does, and this is from one of the most diverse teams in professional football. One of their best decisions, and possibly the only time in the last 10 years I have been proud to support QPR

      • Didn’t Les also say that there aren’t enough blacks in the media?

        Fucking hell, I like Les too, but I don’t think he’s switched his telly on for 10 years if that’s what he thinks.

        I bet he doesn’t say there are too many black football players though.

        Still, I don’t want to cunt him out, he’s alright by be, much nicer than his cunting cousin, Rio.

  9. Wouldn’t surprise me if the FA says that white players and fans will have to bend over and part their arse cheeks and get shafted before every game in honour of BLM. If Covid wasn’t getting on my fucking tits enough, we have this charade every game. I just don’t get it, a career criminal who points guns at pregnant women being lauded. Am I missing something???

    • Like some other pre match stunts that were interesting once or twice but which we are now QUITE over it.

      Yes I’m talking about that absurd Haka displays by the All Black wankers. Just shut your pie holes and play some rugby. Stop getting special treatment to putt on your pregame pantomime

      • With you all the way on that one Three Strokes.

        The Haka, as performed by the All Cunts, is a stylised, choreographed load of bollocks.

        It also reeks of gamesmanship (read: cheating) as the other bunch of square heads have to stand around cooling down, after having done their pre match warm up, and watch the stupid dance. That is a massive advantage come kick-off and it needs calling out for the farce it is.

        I’ve cunted the Haka at least once before.

      • Course I’m Strine and they beat us all the time as well, mind you I’m not from NSW nor Qld so I don’t really give a shit

  10. Football ball is a dead sport they just haven’t collected the corpse yet, it’s more about politics these days and the constant sucking up to the feeble leftie values makes me puke, shaking hands before a match, what the fuck do they say, I hope you win today mate, and then the hugging afterwards, it will only get worse with the likes of Lineker given a platform to voice his woke belief’s, once a sport for males now has been watered down to barely resemble the once great game loved by millions.!

    • In Aussie footy they hate each other’s guts pregame and try to kill each other right through to the final bell, then they stand around chatting like old mates

  11. I had some Irish Friends who were also very keen to take the knee. Perhaps the two should meet.?

  12. When all this knee taking bollocks ends it’ll be the gay equality taking over especially when Luke Shaw (allegedly) comes out. I’m not sure what they’ll do yet though, It’ll be one (or probably all) of the following.
    -Players playing in heels.
    -Players playing with nail varnish on
    -Players dancing to YMCA before each match
    -The FA Cup is replaced by a rodent shaped dildo
    -Tranny Referees

      • Justin Fashanu was born in the wrong era. I think Raheem Sterling is a bit suspect, the limp wristed cunt. Didn’t know about Luke Shaw ? Is he known as ‘Cool hand’?

  13. I wonder if that cunt Matthew Simmons still has to sleep with one eye open?
    I hope so.

    Eric should have killed the little cunt and then got a knighthood.

    • Thats about the most famous thing Palace are known for Norman that bellend fan getting a kicking from Cantona. I’m glad Eric did that to the cunt, although I’m not sure abaaaaht his poetry at that press conference with Fergie looking confused lol.

      • Oh I don’t know, seagulls following the trawler etc, I think it summed the media up pretty well, scavenging cunts.

      • I also remember the 9-0 thrashing Palace got at Anfield in 89, B&WC. They are also known for that as well.

    • As a Palace fan I probably view it slightly different to you Norman. Simmonds was a twat but problem was Cuntona was being his usual arrogant self and refusing to walk when he was sent off. I’m sure if a Palace player had done that at Old Trafford he’d have been called a few things.
      I well remember the 9-0, but the 4-3 win the semi final against the bin dippers later that year was perfect revenge. Found Liverpool’s Achilles heel of not being able to defend a corner.
      I think we could all cunt specific clubs, it’s the banter of football.

      • Cheers for the post, Fish Mitten. Interesting to hear a view from the Palace side about Selhurst 95. Paul Ince also got involved on the night when he didn’t need to. I think Incey threatened the whole Palace end by shouting ‘We’ll fucking take the lot of you on!’ but he was always a chippy little cunt. From what I remember Cantona and Richard Shaw were at it throughout the game and Eric got sent off. Simmons thought he would be safe and he ran down ten rows from where he was to purposely bait Cantona. Banter is one thing, but he did spit at Cantona and he told him to fuck off back to France and called him a French motherfucker. If Simmons was giving stick, he should have had no complaints in getting it back. But the little cunt was on the front of The Sun crying and acting like he was as pure as the driven. Lying cunt said he only shouted ‘It’s an early bath for you’. Turns out the little fuck had form for both BNP antics and armed robbery (as in hitting a petrol pump attendant with a spanner). What was worse was the witch hunt that followed. Cunts like Gary Lineker, Willie Morgan, Garth Crooks and scores of celebrity nobodies acting like Cantona was the love child of Reynard Heiydrich and Myra Hindley. Man United and Crystal Palace themselves handled it as best they could, I think. But the FA, the tabloid press and Gary Lineker went well over the top. Looking back now, it all adds to the Cantona legend and no softarse would ever give it back to some gobshite in today’s game. They would cry on Twitter instead.

      • Thank you Norman.
        It certainly was an unsavoury incident but the media blew it out of all proportion.
        My initial thought was he’d better not do that at Millwall. Him and Ince would have been killed if they had.
        Certainly the taking the knee thing is becoming annoying even though now they seem to have stopped mentioning BLM and talk about driving out racism.
        The amount of black players now I doubt there are many racist comments at football matches not compared to the likes of what Viv Anderson, Laurie Cunningham, Vince Hilaire and the others in the 70’s and 80’s had to endure.

  14. If it’s a nomination cunting knee bending fuckwits then it’s a worthy nom.
    One minute per year for the UK’s war dead and 6 months and counting for this fucking rabble.
    I think it’s all been said in previous noms about these cunts.
    Doesn’t happen in the Bundesliga or other European leagues though which is reassuring.
    As one Cunter pointed out earlier, how the fuck are they going to actually stop this virtue signalling shitfest?
    Is it here to stay permanently?
    Surely to fuck not.
    Hopefully a crescendo of boos and fuck offs from a packed stadium will shame the stupid overpaid out of touch bastards into standing up.

    They’re only pulling this shit off because there is no vocal opposition to it.

    It’s the Euros coming up soon and if the stadiums remain empty we can probably expect Southgate and his band of snowflakes to lead the way and possibly even shame the opposition into kneeling in memory of St George.
    Hopefully Kane, Stirling and co will be made to look like the cunts we know they already are.

    CUNTS!

  15. I have no practical way of registering my disapproval of taking the knee, short of burning down a stadium, because I have no interest in sport and they’ve never received a penny from me.

  16. Crystal Palace look like the Belgian Congo national team.
    If they played at night and the floodlights were dimmed, they would beat any team in Europe😉

  17. Every team in the Premier League is up to this cuntitude of kneeling. It’s well outlived any purpose it had.
    As a Palace fan I know we are there to make up the numbers. How can you compete with the two Manchester teams spend £50 million on a bench warmer.
    I preferred the older days when it was more competitive and the likes of a Notts Forest could win the league and Man Utd and Spurs got relegated.
    The money has ruined it.

    • Don’t we all have nicknames. For us it’s the Weed or Bum Boys for Brighton (though you get done for using the latter), Millwall are the knuckle draggers or scum and Charlton are the Clowns. Charlton as the Clowns is the one that makes me laugh the most. Almost insignificant club that after 10 years in the premier league sacked Curbishley as they wanted to move onto the next level. They certainly did, down two leagues quickly.

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