Yuri Tolochko

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Yuri is a bodybuilder and recently married his wife Margot.
Margot is fit as fuck!??
Perfect figure, nice features,
Looks a right dirty bitch!
Problem is Margot is made of rubber, shes a sex doll.

Yuri postponed the wedding due to chinky flu, then again when he got battered at a trans pride march, wearing a pink tutu, someone broke his nose and knocked a tooth out.

In Kazakhstan theyre not as progressive as us?

Now Yuri and Margot have gotten a new addition to the family, a dog.
I worry about this dog, I dont think yuri is safe to own animals?

He says hes pansexual, Im not sure what that is,
But if he marries a doll then hes capable of molesting a dog.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

(More here, if you can keep a straight face – DA https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/offbeat/kazakh-bodybuilder-yuri-tolochko-marries-his-sex-doll-margo-ng-b881736392z)

81 thoughts on “Yuri Tolochko”

  2. Our dog is trained to gather up all the empty wine bottles after we’ve had people round.
    He’s a Bordeaux collie….

  4. I guess it’s better that this fucking nut job is with a rubber doll rather than a real woman, at least if he throws a wobbly and stabs her it with just be air a gel that comes out rather than blood 😂

    I am just popping out to propose to my favourite tree, I hope ‘they’ say yes.

    • An English tree I trust😀

      A nice Oak, Ash or perhaps a sexy little “beech”👍

  5. What the fuck? He looks like a mad cunt.
    I wonder if the doll likes it up the arse.

    • Evening B&WC…now that they’re married, she’ll stop taking it up the arse and the mouth and the fanny too. She put on 60 latex pounds and give up her job as well, the frigid doll bitch.

      • Evening TTCE, how could I be so naive. Of course the sex will stop, the arguments and whining increase and she’ll get upset if he cheats on her with another doll. The mad cunt will probably get her a Covid 19 ‘vaccine’ to be safe. There really is no pleasing women. 😁

      • Ha ha ha-Thomas-fucking brilliant!!!!

        (have you knobbed the ex yet? I have a tenner riding on it, so grin and “bare” it, stout yeoman👍)

    • I thought all these Kazak Borat types were all poor as fuck village dwelling peasants B&W? Maybe Margot is some Chinese knock off that will start leaking when he smashes her backdoors in.

      • Your right LL, she probably is some Chinese Knock off. What if the Chinese have put Covid 21 in her and poor Yuri catches and passes it on? Poor Yuri would never get over it.

    • It always seems to come back to things going up people’s arses with you.

      I suppose that’s the ‘bottom line’ is it B&WC?

      • Evening HS,
        I know it’s disgraceful. One of my new year’s resolutions is to stop all this foul behaviour. Then again there are many more debauched things I’ve seen online.

  6. Of course he had to postpone the wedding to his fiance, because along with BAME’s, silicone stuffed sex dolls are a high risk group.

    • I’ve always wanted one ever since I saw Airdoll featuring the luscious Doona Bae.

      • He’s a pandemic-pansexual-he probably married her brother last year.
        Next year will be a set of Tefal pans😍

    • Talking of cunts having kids, there was a story today about those to rich gays who were probably the first to have kids, or paid some trout to squirt their jizz up themselves and flog them the results. It says one of the fruits has run off with their (their, fucksake!) daughters boyfriend, and now the daughter has said she will happily carry a surrogate child for the pair so her ex boyfriend and her fake dad can have another baby. What a fucked up ‘family’

  8. I wonder where he got her…and how much she cost…and how long it would take them to deliver to a prestigious address in rural Northumberland ?

      • Fucking hell.

        ‘No trainers’, but you can come in with a fucking sex doll on your arm lol.

        Mind you, I wouldn’t take the piss out of the cunt. He looks handy and is obviously a mental bastard. And an Ivan.

        Not a good mix to get involved in a confrontation with.

    • Sir Fiddler-joking aside, with this lockdown bollocks, a latex fuck buddy might be the way forward for you-save a fortune in lawsuits, too😉👍

  9. Fucking hell that article is funny.

    Back in the day, someone on a stag do might buy you a sex doll as a joke.

    Now if they got you one, you might be tempted to try it out.

    Not me of course, I’m talking about you degenerates.

  10. I wonder if the doll gets half the house in a divorce settlement if the cunt starts screwing something else.

  14. Although Yuri is a mad cunt I can sort of understand the positives in having a Doll as a wife.

    No arguments, sex when you want and how you want it, haven’t got to buy it presents, haven’t got to take her aaaaht and wine and dine it, no nagging, you can call it a cunt to its face, and if you have got a real wife/girlfriend she can’t accuse you of cheating on her as its a doll. If you got a cleaner in once a week and had a doll you could possibly be quite content.
    Well played Yuri.

    • I reckon you are giving serious cuntsideration B&W.
      If she disappoints, at least she can pay for herself in one of you Soho establishments, 24/7 working, no sick pay, no overtime, no medical bills.
      Win-win😃👍

  15. As an intellectual, I consider Margot’s breasts to be too big. Apart from that, in the words of Frank Zappa, I would definitely “give her a try”.

    I got a girl with a little rubber head
    Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
    She never talked back like a lady might do
    And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
    And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
    P-I-N no lie
    K-Y me-oh-my
    She’s 69 – 95, give her a try
    P-I-N-K-Y
    P-I-N I cry
    K-Y don’t be shy
    69 – 95 boy, give her a try

    Her eyes ‘s all shut in an ecstasy face
    You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
    Throw a little switch on her battery pack
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
    P-I-N I cry
    K-Y don’t be shy
    69 – 95 boy, give her a try

    I got a girl with a little rubber head
    Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
    She never talked back like a lady might do
    And she looks like she loves it every time I get through

    Her eyes ‘s all shut in an ecstasy face
    You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
    Throw a little switch on her battery pack
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

    (Ms. Pinky by Frank Zappa, 1976)

  16. I remember reading somewhere about some Jap smartarse type who made a robot that looked like Scarlett Johansscunt.

    Now, I wonder why he made that and what he did with it?

  17. I bet at school he was the kind of pervert who cut a small hole between his teddy bears legs, and then cried when his mum threw it out 3 weeks later because it was starting to smell.

  19. This baldie depraved Ivan cunt somehow reminds me of Viz legend, Fru .T. Bunn and his gingerbread sex dolls.

  20. I wonder what will happen when she has a meltdown,will he marry her plastic tits sister,the stupid steroid looking evil cunt.

  21. I think this will be an item that will depreciate in value somewhat, when being sold second hand.

  23. I wonder who it was that gave the cunt a good kicking?
    Must be a real hard bastard.
    I wouldn’t fancy taking him on.

  25. I suppose it keeps the fucking roider away from the wildlife. And when the roider descended, he could give it a few straightners and it wouldn’t go bleating to the cops.
    I remember the days when this sort of pathetic deviant behaviour was something to be ashamed of, and best kept private.
    I miss those days.

    (typo fixed – DA)

  26. Bet she runs off with his mate and he tops himself.
    Shes out off his league.
    Better looking
    Smarter.
    And a pussy sponsored by Dunlop.

  27. Off topic. Millwall fans booed the BLM kneelers at the game today.

    The bb fucking c are apoplectic about it. Cries of waayyyycissssmm for all the usual suspects.

    Fucking great.

  28. Imagine the delivery driver turning up and unloading it from the van in a see through plastic bag? Your neighbours would be chatting lol.

    Or some brave cunt taking one home on the bus after shopping in Argos?

    No, I’m not thinking about getting one delivered you cunts.

  30. Smelling burning rubber can be a symptom of a brain tumour. Poor old Yuri’s not going to know of he has a serious neurological disorder or just friction burns on his cock!

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