Yuri is a bodybuilder and recently married his wife Margot.
Margot is fit as fuck!??
Perfect figure, nice features,
Looks a right dirty bitch!
Problem is Margot is made of rubber, shes a sex doll.
Yuri postponed the wedding due to chinky flu, then again when he got battered at a trans pride march, wearing a pink tutu, someone broke his nose and knocked a tooth out.
In Kazakhstan theyre not as progressive as us?
Now Yuri and Margot have gotten a new addition to the family, a dog.
I worry about this dog, I dont think yuri is safe to own animals?
He says hes pansexual, Im not sure what that is,
But if he marries a doll then hes capable of molesting a dog.
Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt
(More here, if you can keep a straight face – DA https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/offbeat/kazakh-bodybuilder-yuri-tolochko-marries-his-sex-doll-margo-ng-b881736392z)
Is there no insanity society won’t condone in order to virtue signal? Some would say where’s the harm I expect
The harm is the cunt is insane and all those applauding him are indulging the actions of a lunatic.
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I wish them every happiness.
You need a rubber on the end of your pencil, and yuri has taken it a step further.
My concern isnt them!
Perfectly normal heterosexual couple,
No! Im worried about the dog.
If he bums it he’ll have to marry it.
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I wondered where she’d gone!
Where’s me fucking passport?
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You’ll have no problem getting her back Terry, Yuri looks like a pussy.
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To all my love slaves out there, Thunder Lipps is here, in the flesh Bayybay.! What a fuckin weapon, I bet his dog sleeps with one eye open.!
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Yuri has seen the 1980s film Mannequin too many times and has convinced himself it’s a true story.
It’s probably for the best that he’s not interested in real women. He’d probably end up another Ted Bundy or Rodney Alcala.
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The nomination picture, which one is the doll?
I can’t imagine cuddling up to cold rubber would be nice.
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Those sex doll things cost a fucking fortune, several thousand quid. (so a friend told me)
Mind you it could be worse……Sparkletits costs several million times more than that and comes with stereo whining and lecturing that you can’t switch off. Harry Halfwit should have a word with this bloke.
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I think that Yuri has the right idea. ‘Real’ women nag the shit out of you and tend to make your life a fucking misery, for no other reason other than enjoying it in the sadistic way that women do. I’ve been married for 15 years, so I’m well versed in all of this. Would I trade it in for a doll that never gives you any grief and allows you to rip the front out of it, then turn it over and rip the back out of it whenever the mood takes me? Yes please! I’ll take two…here’s my fucking money.
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He might be a bit upset if the dog gets hold of it and drags it behind the sofa.
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Fucking daft cunt
Strong in arm weak in the head
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That’s not even last year’s model, it’s the one that Donald Trump bought in 2005.
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Anyone notice that the BBC have only reported about the booing at Millwall but not at West Ham? Is that cos WH are in the PL and M aren’t? Or because M have a certain reputation so it’s ok to vilify them but not other clubs? Makes you wonder how many other clubs had booing that you’re not going to hear about.
These are unprecedented times we’re living in gentlemen. Covid 19 is the least of our worries.
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Yuri’s steroid abuse gave him a little winky.
Margot never complains about Yuri’s shortcomings.
Margot is a keeper.
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I dont think the sex doll is a bad idea, you can have a screw whenever you want, it doesn’t nag, argue or talk back, you can be as perverted as you like and it wont roll its eyes and judge you.
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Exactly. We will all be fucking robots soon, so this is like a warm up.
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Massively off topic, but I am following the conflict out there, influx of Syrian mercenaries sponsored by turkey, the ethnic cleansing of the Armenians.
War crimes, churches destroyed, grave yards destroyed all that shit as they chuck the people of other belief out.
No they are not that progressive at all
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