Woke Pronouns

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I’m so fucking sick of the woke cunts saying we need to know and respect everyone’s preferred pronouns. I was taught that humans born as boys go by he/him/his and girls as she/her/hers. Learned that 50+ years ago and it’s still valid today, god-damnit.

I just got an email message from my doctor’s office telling me that I had a new message on my patient portal. So I logged in and found the message that said “Save time at the doctor’s office by filling out the following questionnaire before you arrive for your appointment. This will help your care team prepare for your visit”. Sounds reasonable so I click on the Questionnaire and I get this:

http://www.imagebam.com/image/5191e51361971429 (Link is safe – DA)

Honest to God that was it – the whole questionnaire. Apparently, I had filled out a questionnaire a few months ago and declined to answer the above fucking cuntish question. So now I’m being harassed to give an answer.

Of course, I’m not going to answer. Just one look at me and there is no question that I’m a he/him/his; if you’re too stupid to figure that out you shouldn’t be working in my doctor’s office you stupid cunts!

When I check in at the doctor’s reception later this month I’m sure I’ll be red-flagged that I haven’t completed this vitally important woke questionnaire. So the receptionist will ask me the question about my preferred pronouns.

My question to fellow Cunters is this: I want to give her an answer that will never be forgotten by her or the fellow cunts in the doc’s office that she’ll tell about my answer. So what should my answer be?

Need your help. Thanks.

Nominated by: Boomer Cuntbuster

65 thoughts on “Woke Pronouns”

  1. Ask her to help you decide, then get your willy out and ask her if she knows what this is?

    Good luck

    Big Al

    • Big Al,
      I hate to break it to you, but the mentally ill cunts behind this woke shit, on presentation of said willy for inspection, would then just sweetly ask

      ‘ah, but is that a male penis or a woman penis?’

      (Note: the deviant fuckwits think that they are women, they’ve started dropping the trans prefix when talking about themselves, what we know as women are mere lowly cis-women — Read: unter-women)

      I wish I was fucking joking, but….

  3. So sick of being expected to do as I’m told, though they’re wasting their time I’ve never done as I’m told. Sometimes just for the heck of it. Fuck off new age woke bullshit merchants nothing but a set bunch group gathering of cunts.

  4. Reminds me of a cartoon from the Great Gilbert Shelton and Ripp Off Press:

    Titled: snappy comebacks:
    It shows a long haired hippy standing in an airport-a milliatary looking father with wife and 2 brats says:
    “Haw Haw-I can’t tell whether its a little boy or a little girl”
    The hippy replies:
    “Well, suck my dick and find out!”

    That might work😉👍

      • I am a huge fan of the works of the counter-culture artists of the 60’s/70’s:

        Gilbert Shelton 👍
        Robert Crumb👍
        Jay Lynch-his Nard n’ Pat is my favourite-google image it Mis😀👍

  5. Quote from LGBTQ+ Resource Center website;
    “The dichotomy of he and she in English does not leave room for other gender identities, which is a source of frustration to the transgender and gender queer communities”
    It would seem that the English language isn’t good enough for these freaks anymore.
    May I politely suggest that they might like to learn a more inclusive and diverse language such as Arabic?
    Preferably in a college in Saudi Arabia. Let’s see what our peaceful friends make of these fucking weirdos.

  6. This is from LGBTQ+ Resource Center website;
    “The dichotomy of he and she in English does not leave room for other gender identities, which is a source of frustration to the transgender and gender quéèr communities”
    It would seem that the English language isn’t good enough for these fréáks anymore.
    May I politely suggest that they might like to learn a more inclusive and diverse language such as Arabic?
    Preferably in a college in Saudi Arabia. Let’s see what our peaceful friends make of these fucking weirdos.

  7. Boomer – tell the receptionist that the doctor has asked you to give a sample of sperm for a count, placing an empty bottle on the desk.
    Say to her you’re unable to come and can she lend you a hand.
    😅

  8. My suggestion, in answer to your explicit question, Boomer Cuntbuster. Firstly, master the Cyrillic alphabet (not as hard as it looks) and while your at it, perfect an archetypal Russian accent (think: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat, or alternatively Sergei the Meercunt).

    You can then convincingly use the pronoun господин (= «gospodin», Russian for “Mister”), preferably in conjunction with the surname Скрипáль(= «Skripal», Russian for “MI6 agent resident at Salisbury”). Claim to be suffering from any or all of the following:

    🐓pinpoint pupils of the eye.
    🐓excessive production of mucous, tears, saliva and sweat.
    🐓headache.
    🐓stomach pain, nausea and vomiting.
    🐓chest tightness and shortness of breath.
    🐓loss of bladder and bowel control.
    🐓muscle twitching

    … and you’re in!

    • As you’re a man of precision, CS, it would be remiss of me if I didn’t point out your little ‘faux pas’ in your first paragraph…
      “while your at it”.
      Peerless literary standards ought to be upheld.

      • For one awful moment, Thos, I thought you were going to take me to task over my unnecessary¹ and entirely incorrect (and worse still: horribly incoherent) usage of the full-stops in that “bullet point²” list of the symptoms of tabun/soman/sarin/VX poisoning.

        Thanks for letting me off, your very generous. I have no excuses in mitigation; I have plenty of time to check the peccadilloes of SwiftKey™ today.

        ¹ or should that be “un-necessary”, Autie?… we all know you’re reading this 🎄

        ² aka: load of old cock

      • novum erratum interveniens
        for

        mucous

        , please read:

        mucus

        “mucous” is adjectival, whereas “mucus” is the correct, nominal, part of speech. You missed that one, Mr Cunt Engine (as did I).

        As a boy, I always got confused by “nominal” being the adjectival form of “noun”. Bloody tricky language is English. Mandarin is far easier.

  9. You could point out that there should be a box for ‘none’ as it is gender facist to make someone decide which category they should choose.

    This of course doesn’t happen where RTC lives as everyone is a number.

  10. I bet these woke mongs don’t respect the pronouns of bands, eh?
    Cunts that say ‘Stone Roses’ when it’s ‘The Stone Roses’.

    Also these same millennial spazzes will say ‘The Eagles’ or ‘The Small Faces’, when neither has a pronoun. There is no ‘the’ with these two acts.

    Another good bit of woke baiting is asking any uppity female woke cunt who actually founded the Me Too movement. Guaranteed that 99.9% of the daft slags never know. Their faces are a picture when you tell them. Like cavemen when they first saw fire. Then the baiting goes up a notch when you ask them why the Me Too movement was formed. Again, they never know. They always think it was some self serving Hollywoke celebrislut like Natalie Portmouth or Skanklett Johansscunt who founded Me Too, and it also fucks ’em right off that a sexist working class bloke like me knows more about it than they do. Like rats in a barrel and great fun.

    • Norman, I Googled your question and found out it was Tarana Burke. She’s not particularly good looking, more like shite hit with a club. That may be the origin of what she deemed to be sexual assault but was in fact a blind guy protecting his guide dog’s eyesight from her horrendous visage. On your first point, I agree totally. Call a band by its given name, otherwise you’re a cunt. Always liked the band named The The, because it would confuse the cunts even more.

    • I’m sorry Norm but I have to respectfully point out that “the” in The Stone Roses” or “The Who” is a definite article not a pronoun.
      I’m not normally a grammar nazi as I know Miserable would give me a kicking for it!
      😀

      • Blame that cunt, Paul McCartney. I once read about him saying ‘Yoko used to order us around. She’d say ‘Beatles do this! Beatles do that!’ Not ‘The Beatles’. She even took our pronoun off us’.

        So it’s Macca’s fault, Bertie. Always blame a Mickey if you can…

    • I was being annoyed by the vet to provide a name for my cat. I’d never named it as I advised them. Evidently they entered the word “cat” in the database as their reminder letter said;

      “Dear Mr 3 strokes, please bring cat in for its six month checkup.”

      When I did present “cat” for its checkup I advised the receptionist to change the database entry to “the cat” so that the sentence would scan better on my next reminder.

      Yes, slow life.

    • Questions: Who DID invent the #Me Too thing & what exactly for? Just curious. I thought it was one of their woke weirdo things.

  11. Our ePCR only gives ‘Male/Female’ options when searching for a pt, so, they’re fucked if they call us.

  12. I would just write BOLLOCKS in red felt tip pen on any rubbish like these quasi official forms

  13. Fuck me, there are 10 classes of pronoun. Indifinate pronouns – anything, anybody, everything, everybody. That about covers it all. Fucking load of bollocks. Fuck em all.

    • Dont tell them anything,
      Theyre profiling us.
      Tell them only things pertinent to medical information,
      Blood group, any medication etc.
      The lad who works for me said he refused a flu jab and has been classed as “non comformist”.😀😀
      I dont tell them any more than I tell the taxman,….only what I want them to know…😀👍

      • Hes a atheist CC, so going to hell.
        Hes also a Labour supporter,
        So going to hell
        But a more honest, decent lad youd struggle to find .
        Think ill sack him Christmas eve hes making me feel bad about myself.😁

      • Mis – Isn’t he the guy who has a little son who walks with crutches? I think you should at least give him Christmas Day off, furlough him,claim the allowance and then sack him in February!
        😀

      • Great advice Miserable. That’s how I treat the taxman, so it will be a natural for me.

  14. Ask the wokeist what she thinks your chromosomes ‘identity’ as then creat some chemistry by throwing acid in her face a la Parki.

    • The queen refers to herself as one ! One is opening one’s presents this Christmas!

      • She is Borg!

        Current designation: One of four.

        Halfwit and Meagain have been de-assimilated!

        Resistance is futile…

    • Thatcher?, she only referred to herself as ‘we’ as a natural consequence of her true ‘Gerasene’ nature…

      Queenie?, isn’t that something to do with the old ‘hive reptilian overlord mind’ thing that they’ve got going on there….

  16. Call everyone mate or pal.😁
    It drives them mad.
    “I happen to be a doctor, and feminist!”

    MNC “good for you.now shift your fuckin car mate.”

    “I identify as a trans women!!”
    MNC “look pal, I dont give a fuck if your Transylvanian!
    Just get out of my way, alright mate?”

  17. Do these cunts demand we change the ‘verb to be’ too?

    Like, ‘They is happy.’ ???

    A native language is built on grammatical structures which become second nature to those of a native tongue.

    You can’t fuck about with it just because you want some special attention, you woke bastards! It’s confusing and stops you speaking naturally.

    So fuck right off you massive cunts!

    • Cuntologist,
      The first time I saw that, she was at a village fete, and spewed at the idea a ethnic type had made the cake.
      Couldn’t breathe for laughing!
      👍

      • Terrific wasn’t it! Perfect reaction to a lot of things nowadays. Anytime I hear about Meghan Markle, knees at football, dinghy riders etc I do a projectile vomit, in my head.

  20. Tell the demented cunts you identify as a Berserker.
    Then smash the fucking place to bits.
    Oh and if there is a form to fill in,wipe your arse with it.

    • If they asked me what my gender is, I’d say Neuter. It’s so long since I had sex I might as well be.

  21. Funny I was trading this earlier. From the MMR

    NEWS MUSIC NEWS
    Sam Smith responds to Shawn Mendes misgendering them
    “We’re all learning together”

    By
    Will Lavin
    12th December 2020

    Sam Smith has responded to Shawn Mendes misgendering them earlier this week at iHeartRadio’s Jingle Ball.
    On Thursday night (December 10), Mendes used improper pronouns to introduce Smith before they took to the stage at the star-studded virtual event.
    It comes after Smith announced in September last year that they identify as non-binary. The ‘Dancing With A Stranger’ singer uses the “they/them” pronouns, which Smith has on their Instagram profile page.

    “Oh @samsmith I’m so sorry for referring to you as a ‘he’ for your jingle ball introduction,” Mendes wrote on his Instagram Stories on Friday (December 11). “It absolutely slipped my mind. Wont happen again.”

    Smith has now responded on their own Instagram Stories, reposting Mendes’ story.

    “We’re all learning together,” they wrote with two white heart emojis. “Happy holidays, all my love xx”

    • More of the article-

      Last month, Smith admitted that they weren’t prepared for the “ridicule” they faced after coming out as non-binary.

      The Oscar-winning star changed their pronouns some six months after first coming out.

      In a recent interview with CBS This Morning, the singer, 28, spoke about the challenges of coming to terms with their true identity while facing the public spotlight.

      “Queer people all around the world, we don’t identify within those two places. Gender, for me, has been nothing but traumatizing and challenging throughout my life,” Smith said.

      “It’s so hard to explain. I just feel like myself. I don’t feel like a man, basically.”

      Smith explained: “I honestly, I can’t express to enough people how much courage it’s taken. I wasn’t prepared for the amount of ridicule. And bullying, really, that I’ve experienced.

      “I mean, honestly, the comments and the types of things that I have to answer and walk through every day is very, very intense.”

      • ‘coming to terms with their true identity’

        But shouldn’t that be coming to terms with their true identities?

      • Hypocrisy not his strong suite it seems:

        “…Gender, for me, has been nothing but …”

        Ahem… “me” ??? The fucking bell end doesn’t even know what to call him/itself.

    • Fucking oxygen thieves-“they” need to pull “their” head out of “their” spunk filled arehole.
      Really “they” do👎

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