Tobias Ellwood MP

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(He’s the 4-eyed cunt in the middle of the pic. Don’t know where he got the medals from though –  DA)

Pompous upper class twit Tobias is allegedly a Conservative MP, but he doesn’t seem to know which side his bread is buttered:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/no-deal-brexit-navy-french-fishermen-b270498.html

He, and whining old woman Chris Patten, on Wireless 4 earlier are complaining that the Royal Navy will be instructed to get heavy with frog fishermen who invade our waters after January 1st 2021. What would Tobias do?, just ask them not to be naughty?

No wonder government is in such a state when you get big girls blouses like that pair of wankers getting upset when the government get tough.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and seconded by Captain Quimson

Seconded WC,

I am fucking incensed by this no marks back benching cunt.

Elwood is supposed to support THIS country, not the EU, a show of strength is exactly what is needed to show the “surrender monkeys” we’re not taking their shite anymore,

in-fact Elwood I would send the submarines out and torpedo any foreign cunt who even entered an inch in to sovereign BRITISH territory (that includes the dinghy demons too), okay you Quisling cunt!!!!

19 thoughts on “Tobias Ellwood MP”

  1. 77th Brigade infiltrator CUNT that wants us all locked up forevermore, whilst him and his elitist chums wine and dine the finest way all the while.

    I’d love to get a shovel and smash his horse teeth down his throat.

  2. French boats had planned to blockade British ports if they didnt get their way. Enough said.

    • Come the 1st of January we will be fully justified in sinking them.

      Just like we did with entire French navy in WWII

  3. Just his name.
    Anyone called Tobias is a little toff cunt!
    Another one taking taxpayers money while hating his country.

    No allergies to hemp Tobias?
    Just slip this fashionable rope tie on….

  4. Toby needn’t worry. Under the EU trade deal, Frog fishermen will still be allowed to invade our fishing waters until 2026, at which point they will be required to let our fishermen have 25% back. Possibly.

    Phew! Crisis averted.

    The Royal Navy can now concentrate on the day job, rescuing Africunts and ferrying them to the most racist country in the world EVER!

    • Indeed. Will be interesting to see if Tobias squeaks again in 5 years’ time. I suspect he won’t – he will be quaffing fine cognac at the Commons reinstated bar instead.

      A truckload of grandstanding by some upper crust nonentity.

  6. Just a side show it seems to me, this was a story pushed to the forefront just before Boris negotiated away any real post brexit fishing rights for British fishermen.

    Brexit to me always meant no deal, it always meant some rough days ahead as the price to pay for sovereignty. It meant the government preparing the nation for the day we left with no deal.

    I’d not be surprised if Ellwood was reading his part of the script supplied by Boris’s handlers.

    We should ignore the words and look at the actions or in this place lack of actions from the government.

    How many times did the government and media hype the probability of no deal? What actions did the government take to prepare us for no deal? What explanation of the impact of no deal was given to the population? There was some speculation but no in depth explanation of what no deal meant. It was never going to happen.

    Ellwood knew full well that the Navy wasn’t going to be used to protect our territory, the same way as it’s not used to deter illegal access to our shores by dingy rats but more as a taxi service for them.

    • More insight in these few paragraphs than you’ll find in a week’s output from the cunts in the msm.
      Fucking well said Sixdog.

      • This Tory remainer twat would let the EU walk all over us. Does he really believe that French fishermen would keep to their side of the divide in the channel? One thing that’s guaranteed, no French boat that gets sunk by the Royal Navy will come back.

  7. This cunt is a septic, born in New York!
    Seeing he was a Captain in the Royal Green Jackets, he doesn’t exactly like engaging with the enemy does he?

  8. Our Toy Town navy won’t be doing a bloody thing.
    We don’t have enough vessels to patrol our waters at the best of times.
    Plenty of money for benefits for Africunts however.
    If this cunt was in the army then that’s fucked as well.

  9. Maybe Tobias Deadwood will end up battered down an alley during one of his rough sex excursions among the lower orders.
    Armed forces Captain? He’d be more convincing as the platoon mascot, the pencil necked cunt.

  10. Posh, rich, privately educated remoaner p*nce. Expenses Fiddler and written two books licking the EU arse. We don’t need cunts like this in the Army or the House of Commons. Fuck off Tobias you goggled eyed fuckwit.

  11. I would love to see this cunt go into a pub in Grimsby or Brixham and explain his views to the locals. Fucking wanker.

    • I have a feeling our toff chum will be “less than welcome” on his visits to the fishing ports of the North.
      Fuck me – did I just seriously say that? 🤣 – like this entitled traitor prick would ever visit the terrible mythical place called “oop North” – if that ever happened I would treat him like an impertinent doorman!
      Or leave him to my associate “Ishfan the Hungarian Man mountain” – he used to collect from chaps who did not pay their debts..

      • I might have a gig for him shoulr6he venture to East Angular.
        I know nothing about it though.

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