Breakdancing and the IOC (2)

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The International Olympic Committee are cunts.

Announced today (Dec 7th) was the inclusion of break dancing in the 2024 Olympic Games.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/55223554

I’ll let that sink in.

“It’s going to be great for breaking as it gives us more recognition as a sport,” British breakdancer Karam Singh told BBC Sport. Who else?

Meanwhile squash, a real sport which is fuckling hard, requiring huge reserves of fitness, stamina and no little skill missed out on being included.

I’ll let that sink in.

No doubt by the time the 2028 games comes around, there’ll be an Olympic event for fried chiggun’ eating.

If they could combine spinning around on your head waving your legs in the air WHILE eating fried chiggun’, then they might be on to something. That has huge comedy potential.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

…and seconded by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I am going to nominate Olympic break-dancing.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/olympics/2020/12/07/breakdancing-joins-olympics-ioc-seeks-youth-crowd/

This pastime – it is not a fucking sport – is being added to the events which will be held at the 2024 Olympics in Paris.

The Paris Olympic Organising and the IOC are a bunch of cunts for adding this display of epilepsy simulation by wannabe spastics to the Olympic programme. Also, breakdancers are a bunch of cunts for gyrating like a bunch of morons to fucking crap hip-hop ‘music’.

The article says that: “Thomas Bach, the IOC president, said that the decision followed a “clear priority” of the IOC board to introduce sports that were “particularly popular among the younger generation” and that the IOC also took into consideration the need to urbanise the Olympic movement.”

Breakdancing is not a fucking sport and if it is “popular among the younger generation” it proves that modern young people are fucking idiots. I also hate this term “urban/urbanise” in this context – it means people who want to deal in drugs and dress like drug dealers as one ISAC cunter mentioned recently in a cunting of JD Sports.

Breakdancers, the IOC, the Paris Olympic Organising Committee and the frogs are all cunts.

...and another one, this time from Cuntfinder General 

Break Dancing as an Olympic Sport.

The modern olympics have come a long way haven’t they? From Much Wenlock to the huge, corporate monster of the new millennium.

From truly dedicated amateurs, to millionaire professional sportsmen.

It gets worse-Break Dancing. For Fucks Sake. I imagine this is linked to the current black-ass kissing fuckwittery.

I have a suggestion to the Olympic committee-why not go the whole hog. A perfect event for our BLM chums:

Modern pentathlon- break dancing, spray paint graffiti , moped mugging, 100m with stolen trainers and human beatbox.

Cuntfoolery for cunts.

31 thoughts on “Breakdancing and the IOC (2)”

  1. I suppose you could argue that it’s no different to those floor exercises where little birds run around with streamers but you could also argue that darts is no different to archery or shooting and that never gets a look in.
    Of course we all know this is a political decision, a virtue signalling move to prove how woke they are while they pocket all that money.
    I take it the drugs policy will be suspended as da smoking of da gunja is all part of the “culture.”

  2. Morning Admin, problems getting on site this morning!
    Hope everything ok?👍

    Breakdancing, should rightly be in the Olympics,
    As should the twist and heavy metal headbanging.

    (Morning all. Yes there’s been one or two overnight issues, probably due to Night Admin spending far too much time hogging all the bandwidth on PornHub gawping at celebrity nudes! – DA)

    • Don’t forget morris dancing!
      Breakdancing? If it was the TikTok shuffle in an empty hospital – gold medal!
      No categories for pan bashing, seal clapping, grassing on the neighbours, 12 year old girls sprinting from the pyjama wearing Savilles in the 100 metres, anything involving dinghies – nothing we are good at!
      Shout me if they bring baseball in! 😀👍

  3. Let’s get Lammy and Butler to throw some shapes – they might be the new Torvill and Dean. Or they might not.

  4. It is widely accepted that break dancing was invented by da effniks when one of them tried to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

    In my youth, calling someone a break dancer was the latter day equivalent of calling one of your school mates Joey Deacon.

    How times change.

  5. CFG modern pentathlon, excellent start to the day. The Olympics to me are a total borefest rammed down your throat by MSM cunts.

  6. Another pastime the effnicks need to be included in on a world stage. Are they not content at running as fast as they can from the sound of a pistol? I mean they get enough practice. Why not include knife throwing? Maybe the 4×100 relay can include a bag of coke or a stolen handbag instead of a baton. While they’re at it let’s include hide and seek at the games and give the McCann’s more funding to enter a team.

    • Why on Earth would anyone want to watch a Lump of Coal rolling around on the floor to a sound barely resembling music. I prefer to watch them knocking fuck in each other at boxing.!

  7. If I was a cynical man id be forgiven for thinking that sports were being selected especially for black lifes matter types to win?
    Note olympic parenting and Olympic honesty failed to make the final cut?

    I hope we get a gold in the stabbing event!!

    • I’m looking forward to a clean sweep in the sailing!
      Except in the Mother and child class..
      Gone too far, off now! 🚴‍♂️

  8. Is it so only Dark Keys get the medal?
    Used to like the Olympics.
    Now it’s shite.
    Used to be plenty of East German steroid freaks winning all sorts they shouldn’t have.
    Now it’s a woke BLM festival.
    Fuck That.

  9. I remember when break-dancing was all the rage in the ’80s. I was in a nightclub in town and saw what I took to be a Spazza having a seizure on the small raised bit of the dancefloor…I immediately put down my drink and set off to get a closer look expecting him to piss himself or something….alas I was beaten to it by some of the bouncers who started to kick shit out of the poor “medical emergency ” ..even I thought that was a strange way to deliver first-aid but had to concede that it was certainly effective…up got the “Spazza’ to take a remarkably accurate swing at his would-be rescuers… turned out he wasn’t actually having an “episode” but was actually breakdancing which was barred in the club ,luckily the bouncers managed to restrain him and he was last seen “break-dancing” his way down 2 flights of concrete steps.

  11. The Olympic Games has turned into a fucking circus, it’s judged on its opening and closing ceremonies, there are too many ‘sports’ and bullshit included.

    I usually just watch the sprints and that’s about it.

    Complete was of money and time.

  12. To be be fair to the IOC breakdancing narrowly beat street stabbing as the newly included sport. An appeal is pending by the international competitive suicide bombers association as they feel being overlooked yet again smacks of prejudice against their sport which has grown steadily in popularity over recent years.

    ICSB Spokesman Achmed O’Mo’Hammed stated “Our members are not in pieces over this decision, this has blown our dreams apart”

    A spokesman for the Olympic committee responded “We were unable to find enough volunteers to sacrifice and since our friend Jeff Epstein sadly passed away the supply of virgins has dwindled to nothing.”

  13. Have I recently woken up in an alternate dimension where the craziest most improbable shit actually happens? BLM, the worship of a dead black criminal, white people behaving like black people in support of the dead black criminal. Doris doing his best to pretend that he isn’t going to cave into the EU. Just about every single TV advert contains non white people in a predominantly white Country. Potential terrorists walk among us with more arriving daily on the dinghy express and now this! Fucking break dancing in the Olympics? In one of my craziest dreams I wouldn’t be able to come up with that fucker!
    I have this idea in my head that we are actually living in a computer simulation, a few Physicist’s think that it is entirely possible, but the programmer is losing or lost his mind, he keeps loading in the ridiculous idea’s just to see how we react! If flying saucers land on Earth next week and the little baby Jesus crawls out then I’ll take it as confirmation of my crackpot theory.

    • I believe it’s quite possible that the universe is a hologram made up of two dimensions rather than three. I also believe that if the olympic commttee are determined to make themselves look totally ridiculous, they should consider introducing marbles, hopscotch and synchronised boxing.

      • I don’t see why not.

        Tiddlywinks is now an olympic sport and has been since 1984.

        Seriously. I’m not making this up.

  14. No doubt the BBC will give this blanket coverage, along with wimminz football. Fuck the athletics, no cunt is interested in that racist shit.

  16. Its yet another one on a long list (much too long) of events that rely on subjective assessment and scoring by a panel of ‘expert’ judges: gymnastics with ribbons, icy dancing, poncey horse-dancing, high diving etc, rather than those which produce a clear and obvious winner.

    Not only does this introduce plenty of opportunity for cheaty cunts (just look at some of the boxing decisions over the years) but it normally means the particular sport or pastime lacks a proper punchline.

    Need to bring back some of the ‘non-negotiable’ events; Chariot Racing, Gladiators, Christians v Lions etc

    (And although the Christians have obviously got some history and form here, in these enlightened times it would only be fair to open that particular event up to those of other faiths).

    Very happy if some of the Lottery funding went to breed a stable of fighting lions, instead of the poncey equestrians or ugly as fuck Curling Teams.

    Final thought, and picking up on Herr Fiddler’s theme earlier, if Break Dancing becomes an event in the Paralympics it will simply look like a pitch invasion.

  17. What next , stabbing competition, or how about best hoodie wearing, or train surfing or stone throwing at a scared shitless grannies window ? What a crock of shit

  19. I’m all for it because then it will be included in the para-olympics.
    Fucking comedy gold awaits.
    In fact try doing a windmill with no legs and arms. Be like a spinning top.

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