The America’s Cup

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What a pile of rich boys toys wank this is.

Sell outs to oil rich countries (the Emirates in New Zealand case) and propped up further by arse licking Government, both regional and national. It’s a complete non event for anyone not associated with the sorry circus; only of interest for the most jingoistic of cunts.

Emirates Team New Zealand deserve an extra slice of cunt cake for being the most extreme of hypocrites. After winning the last regatta, they said they would revert back to what they called “proper sailing”. In other words, to do away with all the technology that makes the America’s Cup nothing more than F1 on water.

So what did the lickspittle wankers do? Oh, that’s right, they promptly developed the most advanced boat to date. Best not to upset their real paymasters, all while flogging the Auckland taxpayers to death, who are unfortunately saddled with the ponce “sailors” for the next few weeks.

Fuck off and sink. Anyone got a submarine and torpedoes handy?

Nominated by: KiwiCunt

49 thoughts on “The America’s Cup”

  1. Well at least it will please cunts like St Greta of Icebergs

    Perhaps this is the way forward – everyone travel the seven seas by whatever the fuck those things are in the header pic.

    As for the “America’s Cup”- load of rich cunts pissing about on the open seas, spending shedloads and expecting us to give a fuck!

  2. Yes the AC sucks royal cock; it’s just an excuse for rich boys to show off their elitist toys. Slightly off topic but I’d like to say President Trump has been a great president and will be sorely missed after a month or two of the reanimated corpse of Biden and his faux-left horseshit so called policies.

    • He won’t be in for long, until his VP takes over.
      I see she hasn’t denied liking white cock, up the arse.
      God Bless America.

  3. I wonder if any of these rich white privileged cunts will be bending the knee before setting off?

  4. The America’s cup and especially that papist pommy tax dodging cunt Alan Bond wrecked my home town of Fremantle. He turned it from a nice, dingey, run down quiet backwater into a rich prats playground until the money ran out then Notre Dame cunts bought it up for cheap and what was left was taken over by woke vegan beatniks. I pray for tsunamis to cleanse Fremantle and wipe out this flotilla of trust fund inbred gits and their boats.

    • Which is why I can’t stand the AC. Last time New Zealand won it, the downtown waterfront part of Auckland was renovated to accommodate the regatta, to the tune of 100s millions of dollars. That upgrade was needed though, and the Viaduct area of town is a great place to eat/drink.

      However, now the AC is being hosted in Auckland again, the regatta bosses weren’t content to use existing facilities. Oh dear me no, they demanded new ones. When the rate payers rightly balked at the costs involved, Phil Goff (mayor of Auckland) did tell the AC committee to fuck off.

      But, in true politician fashion, both him and the Government caved when they threatened to hold the regatta elsewhere, and not even in NZ at all. So now Aucklanders are going to be saddled with enormous debts, payable through our rates and taxes.

      Fuck the AC. The rich cock wombles could easily afford to pay their own way, but want to have the best of all worlds, and not have it cost them a red cent. Cunts.

      • The rich are rich because their nature is to get out of paying for anything and to get the hoi poloi to pay for their life style. Do us a favour KC and shit on their jetty, hopefully they’ll slip on it and break their skulls, fall into the sea and get eaten by sharks.

  5. I know nowt about little boats or sailing.
    Do know that all sailors are bummers.

    Sinbad-bumboy
    Spanish armada-lisping bumboys

    Christopher Columbus-bumboy
    Captain Birdseye- smelt like a lesbian.
    Hence the term “oooh hello Sailor!”
    😁😁

    • The nomination or the regatta? The AC can fuck itself from all angles.

      Still, there will be Suckdick Khan (327) up next. Much better. 🙂

      • Doesnt touch us in cold miserable lockdown Pommie land. Yachts? What fucking yachts? Had it been your horse faced woke PM, then that’s another matter.

      • I was sorry to hear that on the news. You poor bastards have been told to stay indoors again over Christmas. What a pile of cunt that must be.

        Chin up, and see you on the other side. 🙂

  7. Last time I went sailing we witnessed a container ship carrying lamb cutlets break up on some rocks.
    Conditions got a bit choppy after that….

  8. The channel cup on an air bed, trophy? Citizenship, too many winners. Needs more sharks and gunboat obstacles.

  9. Ocean racing and Americas Cup, shit loads of money for fuck all

    Cant even watch it, like paint drying, an Ocean race Yacht sailing across the southern ocean days on end on one tack ….. yawn.

      • The mayor of Liverpool Honest Joe starred as the iceberg in Titanic!
        If you listen carefully,
        Just before the ship hits the iceberg you can hear
        “Not my fault dat la”

    • I agree. As a spectator sport, sailing is about as thrilling as watching the ocean evaporate.

      The round the world challenge though…..that takes some serious balls to attempt, in my opinion. Sat on a glorified plank of wood and using a bed sheet for propulsion, whilst trying to sail through the Southern Ocean? Good fucking luck to those lunatics.

      Good morning Sick, good morning all.

  10. Morning Mnc.

    The Onedin Line…..my dear old mum used to love watching that. The theme tune I can still recall to this day. 😀

  11. The Americunts cup? Is that the one with two girls and sloppy bum-bums?
    Never seen it (thankfully)-not into “marmite sandwiches” 😝

  12. It was better when only the Americans were allowed to win. A bit like the World Series. Soon the Chinese will win everything.

  13. Didn’t Team NZ have some shenanigans with the bit that sticks out the bottom one year? Keel,? Tiller? Captains log?
    You’re right, dull as dishwater, oh look, some sea.
    Fuck off and sink indeed.
    Got any Windjammer aftershave?

    • Pub in Macc, called the Ship.
      Loads of famous boats they could of used!
      The Bounty
      The Adventure galley
      The Orca
      Theyve gone with the USS enterprise.

    • It was the Aussies ; Alan Bond and his famous winged keel. Good luck to him, the perennially unsportsmanlike Yanks lost for the first time ever as a result so it was worth every penny. The cobbers rejoiced for months and Bondy ended up in the clink a few years later for various £££ misdemeanours.
      Champagne all round as far as Im concerned

  14. I once spent a week on a fucking yacht going around some benighted Scottish Islands…it was appalling.

  17. I did rather enjoy Sir Ben Ainslie taking over the helm at the last minute and show the Yanks how you do it in San Francisco harbour.
    7-8 yrs ago. A comeback up there with Istanbul 2005 and the Miracle in Medinah.

  18. The America’s Cup

    Over filling with all sorts of cunts, trumps, Dar keys, lesbos (don’t really mind these one’s though) fag blood donators, bleached chickens and fat people pumped up by chemicals that can’t run from public shootings. Americas Cup my arse!
    (your post fell foul of WordFence, and the word “fag”. Might need to improvise next time round – DA)

  19. Just a thought, but perhaps the Frogs could “do a Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior” on the whole event. Would be a fucking sight more interesting than what was correctly described as Formula One on water, which also bores the bollocks off me for the same over-tech’ed corporate reason.

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