Solicitors

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These cunts who don’t charge a fix price.

If anyone else could charge a price plucked out of thin air and keep charging for it and the price goes out the window as quick as the HS2 Budget.

I understand they need to live, however charging an hourly rate of £250.00 per hour + VAT is in the stratosphere of cuntyness.

These laws which they also get off the back of elected MPs and existing common law brought about by kings. Thus of course when the socialists don’t vote them down because its not in there own interests.

Absolute cunts

ps never trust a patient lawyer..

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man 

35 thoughts on “Solicitors”

  1. Aye theyre cunts.
    Thats their job.
    But ive had my pockets filled by them more than theyve took from me.
    Plan on keeping it that way.

  2. The worst cunts are the ‘specialists’.

    The type of solicitor who helps these migrant filth fill in all the forms for benefits, housing and every other perk these human locusts hoover up.

    Which basically means they fill the forms in for them and Joe Daki, Hristo Dooshka and Bogo Amin don’t even have to think or pick up a pen.

    Bent as fuck and uttter cunts.

  3. The law, for the guidance of the wise and the obedience of fools.

    Lawyers are a blight on our existence, they draft law so complex that you need a lawyer to understand what the fuck the law means. Common words can have a completely different meaning in law, this can only be to trap the common folk into committing branches of law by misunderstanding the terms and conditions.

    Our good friend Vlad the Putin has just commented on the Russian vaccine rollout and when or if he will take it.

    “Mr Putin, 68, speaking at his annual end-of-year press conference, hailed the Sputnik V vaccine as safe and effective and said other age groups were receiving it first.

    “I am a fairly law-abiding person,” he said. “I listen to the recommendations of our specialists. So I haven’t had the shot yet. But I will absolutely do it as soon as that becomes possible.

    Note he states he is “a fairly law abiding person.”

    Now out interpretation of ‘fairly law abiding’ and his may differ a little from his.

    Me – occasionally exceeding the speed limit or riding a motorcycle with no silencers.

    Vlad – ignoring international law or giving toxic tea to the leader of the opposition.

    The law is a cunt, it’s a bigger cunt because many of those engaged in legal practice send their time using the law to fuck others over.

    70 lawyers stood for parliament at the last election, they would be drafting laws to fuck us all over and protect the vested interests sponsoring them..

    THE Blairs are lawyers, nuff said.

    • Being the said sod that I am, I calculated that the last Parliament was over represented by lawyers by a factor or 53. I am reminded of the last days of BSA , a once great company that made motorcycles, air guns and many other products; the board of directors consisted solely of accountants, not one engineer.
      Ignore History and you are doomed to repeat the mistakes.

  4. Solicitors/lawyers, are indeed the very epitome of the word “cunt”

    But we need them at times, especially when moving house, car accidents and such like.

    Who else can you turn to when the shit hits the fan?

    • Indeed, TC. They’re not all cunts. I found a good one to help me out of a motoring jam I found myself in earlier this year. She thought of clever things that I hadn’t thought of and got me off the hook.
      Not only that, she said she wanted 800 quid for 4 hours’ work (1-off total cost) and I said that that was more than my car was worth and politely offered her 600 and she accepted and mentioned that hardly anyone ever tries to negotiate her on her hourly rate. Yet, by simply asking politely I knock 50 quid an hour off her rate.

      • If I’d have offered sexual favours, one look at my ugly mush and she’d have trebled her rate!

      • I also had a very good specialist lawyer defend me for something I actually hadn’t done (for a change).

        Not only did I walk away scot free before it even went to court, but she got all of my fees refunded by the court / CPS.

        She also showed the police up to be a bunch of money grabbing retards. That bit was priceless.

  5. The French President has tested positive for Blue Mink Bat Flu.

    That’ll teach him to shag grannies. won’t it?

  6. The firm I worked for charged £200 an hour for my services, I got £9 an hour.
    Solicitors are occasionally necessary but every one I speak to I feel the need for a shower straight after.
    Law is also a good entry point into politics – the greed and arrogance shown by solicitors and Barristers is a transferrable skillset to politics.
    Shakespeare got it right about solicitors.

    • I could tell you some stories about the frankly unbelievable and totally illegal behaviour of some of Europe’s leading legal cunts.
      They really are grasping, conniving, pieces of effluent.

      I actually DO wash my hands after a telephone conversation with:
      -Lawyers
      -Estate agents
      -Car salesmen
      Utter fucking pond life ☹️👎

      • Just so long as you remember to wash you todger thoroughly after ‘consorting’ with any of that ilk.

      • Never gonna happen-I am only attracted to women who have a heart that is still beating 😉

  8. Ambulance chasing cunts who do everything in slow motion. Had an accident? Even if you havent we will get you compo.
    Adverts featuring cunts who sue (no win, no fee) ‘just to stop it happening to someone else’ Fucking grasping bullshitters.
    Poor kid fallen in the river? There must be blame, racism and compensation.
    Another poor kid dies of Asthma? Dont worry, we will sue the council for negligently having the North Circular running through the borough. In a racist manner.
    Rapist, pee doh? No worries, we will keep you in the UK at taxpayer’s expense.
    Murdering Jihadi? We are just the people to get you home safe to start again.
    An official enquiry needed? We have an army of overpaid parasites to spin it out for years and years. Make that decades.
    Dont want to make a cake glorifying preversion? Dont want lifters sleeping in your home B&B? The lawyers are coming for you.

    I detest the cunts.

  9. Solicitors especially personal injury lawyers are legal highwaymen, theiving ,lying, bullshit work generating, cunts, got fucked over by this old useless cunt my own solicitor [dead now i suspect Marion Jay],it was a total farce i would have been better off without a solicitor full stop, unhelpfull truth bending shit stain of a cunt this woman was and my experiences with solicitors since backs that up, but that old witch was the worst, im sure she would get locked up these days for pulling that kind of shit…..

  10. Solicitors actually charge for when they’re even ‘thinking’ about a case. I ‘think’ about tits and fannies a lot through the day but Paige Spiranac or Jennifer Lawrence never materialise before me. The biggest cunt solicitor of all time has to be the one who made a living out of bringing cases against Iraq/Afghanistan veterans for alleged war crimes. I can’t remember his name but if you type A. Cunt Solicitor his name will be in the list of thousands that come up.

    • That’d be Phil Shiner. The traitor who deserves to be mugged and murdered by one of the darkies he loves so much.

    • That’d be Phil Shiner. The traitor who deserves to be mugged and murdered by one of the dårkıes he loves so much

      • Also, he wear comedy granny glasses with red frames, further condemning him as a cunt.

    • A thoroughly odious person who sought to put assets such as his house and a collection of guitars in his children’s names in a vain effort to escape the inevitable lawsuits .
      I am surprised that he is still alive; the soldiers he was seeking to crucify must be saints.

  13. Not for me this one I’m afraid.

    I’ve had cause to use solicitors on a couple of occasions and they were worth every penny I paid them…too many people make the mistake of not getting a decent solicitor when,in the long run, they can actually save you thousands of Pounds.

    I’ve got a couple of friends who are solicitors but I wouldn’t actually use their services…better to pay a bit more and get one who really knows his business,

    • You mean the sexual harassment cases have been dropped?😃

      Have you got their number for fellow IsAC’rs?

      • “Fellow ISACers”?…..my solicitors are good but they’re not fucking miracle workers….I’d have thought that any solicitor who had to sit and listen to the likes of B+WC or Mr.Cunt-Engine describing,with revolting relish,no doubt, their “peccadilloes” in open Court would think that he had made a big mistake when deciding to enter the legal profession.

        Evening,General….are you keeping well ?

      • Evening your Lordship, we Sir-ship.
        Very well today-after the year we have had , I met up with a great old mate of mine, a brilliant guitarist.
        He knows I sold all my kit – gave it away years ago and have not had an electric guitar for years.
        We met outdoors and at the end exchanged Christmas presents. He then dipped into his car boot and handed me a guitar gig bag-making me promise not to open it until I get home. I tried to refuse it-he was insistent, I have helped him out a few times over the years.
        When I got home and opened it:

        A Gibson Les Paul Custom, 1959 Cherry sunburst re-issue 😃

        So feeling like a lottery winner, for a change. Very humbled.

        I hope you are well and well prepared for Boris-the-cunts “small” Christmas…

      • Dick-like many on here, I suspect, life has treated me like a statue for the last 5 years.
        Today I fell like a pigeon, for a change 😀👍

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