Sir Philip Green (3)

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Sir Philip Green: Capitalist Cunt of the Decade.

I support free enterprise but this greedy git gives it a bad name.

Corporate raider. Asset stripper. He hollows out any company he buys. Fails to invest. Runs them into the ground. Extracts huge dividends which he pays over to his wife in Monaco. 1.2 billion from BHS alone. Sold it for £1 to a serial bankrupt with a huge hole in the pension fund.

This also begs the question: how bad does someone have to be to lose a knighthood?

The Tories awarded one to this spiv for “services to retail”. He only ever served himself. Excess is his middle name. £100 million luxury yacht moored in Monaco. Dressed as a Roman emperor for his 50th birthday bash. Hired Tom Jones to sing. Kate Moss on his arm.

A notoriously quick-tempered hideous tubby little man who considers himself to be a business genius and fashion guru. Unable to cope with hi tec he got his secretary to print out emails for him to read. Won’t use a computer. Dismisses social media marketing. A luddite and now a dinosaur. Lost 25000 jobs. Left another massive pension hole for his employees.

Now has more time to spend in Monte Carlo. Say hi to that other deluded billionaire resident the soon-to-be Sir Lewis Hamilton from us Phil.

What a pair of feckers.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

54 thoughts on “Sir Philip Green (3)”

  1. Isn’t his prehensile lipped offspring begat of his orangutan missus shacked up with a ‘Stormzy lite’ rapper/DJ/layabout cunt?
    Chip off the old block for cuntiousness.
    Fuck him and the kippah he rode in on.
    Greasy, duplicitous cunt,get out of your temple to greed.
    I’d take a peerage though, I revel in the thought of dragging the honours list even further into the mire.
    Tum te tum.

  2. Chloe Green thinks shes hot. She a scag dog. Phillip Green and his family are the Munsters of Britain.A parasitic boil on the backside of this country. The cunts will hopefully end up like the Maxwell’s.

    • Hot? Fucking hell – Lord knows what she sees when she gazes in the mirror, but hot is not the adjective I’d use to describe her.

      A mouth like a duck’s anus and a long, gaunt face. Looks like a slimmer younger version of the old 4 x 2 boy in a dress.

      A real miracle cure for priapism, if one were ever needed.

  3. The price of a free market or the lack of proper regulation for business?

    Capitalism works, unregulated capitalism doesn’t.

    The great reset which John Kerry has assured the woke media will be applied to the US much faster and harder to the US than people an imagine under the Biden administration probably won’t effect Phil much, we will pay the cost of that whilst billionaires remain untouched.

    What Phil has done to businesses the UN is about to do to western nations.

  4. I used to work in the make-up department of one of his stores and just look what happened to me. Bastard.

  5. Phils like one of those puffin birds isnt he?
    Little waddling fat big beaked …
    Whos the slags?
    The old one with the placcy face his missus?
    All paid for with peoples pensions he stole.
    He’s going to jew hell when he dies,
    Where all the butties are bacon .

  6. This guy is the reason why ‘the happy merchant’ meme exists, he’s the spitting image of it. That’s about as far as I can go publicly on that tangent without stepping on old PC Plods toes.

    An absolutely vile individual, inside and out.

  7. One of the most odious, obnoxious, avaricious fat cunts to walk this planet a complete and utter cunt can’t wait till he’s on deadpool

    • Fine prose, LOTM. I suspect he doesn’t have long. Looks like a candidate for an elevated BP.

      Corpulent, sweaty old cunt.

      • I feel sorry for the primo hookers out there who’ve had the misfortune of his sweaty, heavy breathing, disgusting fatbody.

        He probably used his covetous ways to escape paying too. Shifty cunt!

  9. This fat cunt should have some medicine.
    Arrest him and seize all his assets here and abroad.
    Fill up the employee’s pension fund.
    Audit the cunt into another galaxy.
    Invent a tax that only this cunt has to pay.
    When he’s skint arrest him for vagrancy and put him in the oven.
    An object lesson for the other vermin that infest the nest.

  10. Let’s hope the Somalian pirates board his yacht and make him walk the plank, though they’ll have to balance out the weight, that fat cunt could cause some serious listing…..

  11. What is it about the name Green? That pig ugly Labour MP Kate Green has called for the rebranding of the Honours system as the use of the word empire is offensive. This cunt received an OBE in 2005 for fuck knows what and was happy to receive it then alright. What’s changed?
    She completely misses the bigger argument that the whole fuckin’ corrupt system needs kicking into touch.

    • Bertie-what are you getting Percy Parrot for Christmas? A shiny new microwave oven. again?😉
      A new bowling ball?
      Membership of Millwall FC?👏

      I am a cat fancier myself and will be treating my pussies to some cat-nip, which B&W Cunt sold me. It smells a bit different to the last catnip I got from Pets at Home, at £40.00 was considerably more expensive too.
      still, if you can’t treat the ones you love…..
      😃👍

      • Evening General. Unfortunately Percy won’t be home this Christmas as he’s appearing in the panto “The Parrots of Penzance” at the Garrick Theatre in Stockport. Miserable is handling all ticket sales so he might be able to offer you some discount if you’re interested. Give your pussies a Christmas stroke from me!
        🙀 👍

      • It’s sad when they “fly the nest” Bertie😢
        Is it an x-rated version of pirates?
        Will give them a stroke from you😉

      • I’ve always been a great admirer of pussies General but only ever borrowed and never owned one.
        Percy has been performing for 5 nights and has been receiving rave reviews. However, I’m a little concerned about his sexual leanings as he’s taken a fancy to a cockatoo.
        ( Fuck, I think I’m on the second round of these revelations!)

      • Its 2020 Bertie, you have to see things from Percy’s perspective. He’s playing the field, today its a cockatoo, next week maybe a blackbird or a bearded tit.

      • Very true LL. Percy has grown up so quickly and is experimenting.
        Does anyone know at what age a psychopathic parrot reaches the age of sexual consent?

  12. The Daughter looks like she has received a “Kray Smile” from Ronnie.
    Weird. A paper bagger. In fact, a double Bagger.
    😘

  13. The Robert Maxwell of the modern age. Let’s hope he ends up the same way……sleeping with the fishes.

  15. What a ugly family, his bitch looks a proper fuckin mess and check out the wankers Gutt, this cunt deserve’s some incurable disease and maybe a few yrs of suffering, I hope Somalian Pirates board his yacht, rape his brood and eat him.!

    • That kid of his has had more work done than Notre Dame after it set on fire. Looks like Ed The Duck with lipstick. What an ugly cunt.

    • And Deborah Meaden in terms of impariality. You have a fantasic idea, i really love it but i want 95% for a £5.00. How about deborahz you fuck off and let a spitfire fire some rounds off up your saggy asshole.

  17. Woman steps onto elevator and there is Sir Green
    Oh Sir Philip I’m such an admirer, can I suck your cock?
    Sure you can, but what’s in it for me?

  18. Odious little toad.Strip him of his phoney “Knighthood” and throw him in jail.Arsehole.

  19. Fucking oily cunt. Sometimes I agree with Hitler on why he so disliked capitalism. Do you think those two birds in the picture would be anywhere near the cunt if it was Philip Green the plumber? Also, he’s obviously holding his stomach in, in that picture, probably got a gut like Neville Southall. And another also, there’s a bit of darkie about him. And his eyes are too close together.

  20. Repulsive, grotesque excuse for a human being.

    Being boiled alive in pig’s piss is too good for this utter cunt.

  21. Looks like he will be dead soon anyway, he’s a wreck for someone with those resources.

  22. This fat horrible cunt is a disgrace to this Country you can see why people laugh at us.
    This wanker is Robert Maxwell revisited pension asset stripper needs taking down a peg or two arrogant self appointed no body
    Needs a task force appointed ASAP to look into the affairs of this Arthur Daley character/chancer and asset strip him under fraud and misrepresentation then throw him in jail for about 30 years total waste of space.

  23. Mrs c pulled back the curtains this morning and said that there was a heavy dew on the lawn.
    I thought that she meant this disgusting cunt. No

  24. He’s a cunt of biblical proportions no doubting. You don’t get that rich by not being so. Anyone associated with him and his assets is a cunt also. A printers I worked at for many years went bust with 400 jobs lost after his Point of Sale buyer (A fat Paki called Shrooti) pulled the plug despite our excellent service because she didn’t like our account handler. She was most unsteady on her heels, and I followed her down the stairs once. One good kick from behind and I might have saved everyones job. You live you learn.

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