Science Grown Meat

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Science grown meat is a cunt.

Now I know soppy British love animals and hate bull fighting and blood sports (iv never done either but respect both,sorry, not sorry) but humans are at the top of the food chain.

We are integral to life on earth and have a responsibility to it. For example those little spikey cunt hedgehogs are almost extinct thanks to badgers that dont have a predator thanks to green loons, as we are their predators.

I live in London. I like animals in my dinner with fat and muscle. This will never be replicated. Its just another wank fest for distancing humans from the rest of the planet.

Eat animals, fruit and veg. Perfick.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

39 thoughts on “Science Grown Meat”

  1. Fungus and locust not your thing? Soya meat? Oh wait soyas decimating the rainforests.

    Soylent Green Sir? Suits you Sir!

  2. This nightmarish to me. Lab-grown meat, explained

    Lab-grown chicken is meant to be physically identical to chicken from slaughtered animals. It’s made of genuine chicken cells, but it’s grown on a cell-growth scaffold in a factory instead of growing in a live animal.

    I mean fuck me. Er this ain’t natural.

  3. When there is so much said about the dangers of eating processed meat, this is about as processed as you can get.
    I’d rather see my dinner running around until I shot it or caught it.

  4. Lab grown meat?
    Fuck that!!
    The dirty meddling with nature fuckers.
    Id eat a vegeburger before id eat one from a petri dish made by some budding Frankenstein.

    Hedgehogs are meant to be endangered,
    But loads round here, have them in the garden.

    • Honest to goodness Miserable you can imagine some mad scientist actually growing a chicken in the lab and at the first cluckj exclaiming ‘IT’S ALIVE!!! ‘IT’S ALIVE!!!’

  5. If you dont want to eat animals dont. Im going to carry on doing what humans have been doing for a million years and eat actual animals. If we no longer need animals there wont be any.

  6. Dont worry when the Chinks take over the world, a bowl of rice and bat soup a day for all. Enjoy whilst you can.happy fucking Christmas cunts.

    • The bat would be boiled alive I presume, Harry? Washed down with freshly spurted snakes blood and its still beating heart (sort of like the olive in a cocktail) because they’re so civilised. 6,000 years or something isn’t it? Perhaps it’s my convict heritage, but I don’t want to be that civilised; happy to stay feral on convict island.

  7. Food for cunts, made by cunts, sort of stuff the magnanimous Chris Packham would eat, so say no more!!!

  8. First step towards cloning – animals to begin with, humans next

    Imagine 30 clones of Boris or a Kweer, or St Greta running around the world!

      • One bonus about human cloning is that Mr Dick Fiddler could have 30 clones of Gemma Collins serving his every need in his huge mansion!

  10. If you like slaughtering animals and eating them, or even fucking them, then become a peaceful like me. Fake meat is Haram and therefore Islamophobic.
    That makes you untouchable.
    Enjoy your plastic KFC infidels!

    • You never hear vegan/veggie protestors demonstrating outside of Halal/Kosher restaurants, but they’re quick enough to raid KFCs, pizza places and other fast-food joints that serve Western food.

      Hypocritical cunts

  11. I’ve heard that hedgehogs are endangered because pikeys and assorted East Europeans are partial to them roasted when they can’t get swans.

    Lab grown shit is just another public health nightmare waiting to happen .Frankenstein foods, as they used to call them, are for cunts.

    Of course, with Covid scything through the elderly population, and Brexit, Soylent Green will be all the rage next year. Granny and Chips, anyone?

    • When I’m dead I hope some virulent disease wipes out the human race and leaves the planet free for all animals to have a happy life. They’ve tried Aids and Ebola, now it’s looking like Covid won’t be good enough either. But they’re working on it so fingers crossed.

      • Your right, Allan. There is always a mad scientist cunt working on something to wipe us all out. Must be an interesting job. Never see vacancies advertised though.

        ‘Maniac Micro Biologist required to work on Top Secret pathogens. Only experienced maniacs with suitable cackle need apply.’

      • As long as it targets the right kinds of people and wiped out billions, I’d have not problem with it.

  13. Let’s skip the bullshit and get science to start growing fresh pussy in a dish already.

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  18. I can’t wait to order a Domino’s with Homunculi topping.

    Klaus Schwab has already told us that we’ll be eating cockroaches and weeds in a few years’ time, best bend over and take it as 99.99% seems only too happy to do I guess.

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