Pay It Forward

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Pay It Forward Bollocks.

With 2020 being a cunt of a year this story passed under the cuntdar, more at home with one of those “And finally” sentimental news items added on at the end of bulletins when they have exhausted Covid hysteria.

At a drive-thru branch of Dairy Queen in Minnesota, a driver asked if he could pay for the order of the car behind him when paying for his own, the next driver was told what had happened then they decided to pay for the order of the car behind them and so on. This shit went on for two and half days and 900 hundred cars before someone grew a pair of balls and just accepted a freebee, broke the chain and fucked off, leaving the next driver to do the unthinkable and pay for their own food.

It’s not that I am against random acts of kindness but after the first few dozen cars how many people felt embarrassment or social pressure of carrying on this charade especially since this kind of lemming like behaviour is what social media thrives on?

Dairy Queen of course loved it, “I will say it over and over again, you never know who your gonna touch when you do something. We don’t know how many people we could have touched in a bigger way” said branch manager Tina Jenson. Come off it you soppy bint, it was strangers buying each other ice creams in an act of coerced charity and by car 47 wondered what the fuck they were doing.

I haven’t heard of this before and apparently it is quite common but like Halloween, baby showers and gender reveal parties imported from the US, it won’t be long before more people are “touched by kindness” in KFC drive-thru’s across the land over here.

(Given the KFC customer demographic, less touched by kindness, more knifed in the throat – NA)

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Supplemented by W. C. Boggs with this:

An act of kindness at a KFC drive-through would be for the customer with gold teeth and a Rolex to only kick you in the balls when they grab your wallet, not stab you in them.

19 thoughts on “Pay It Forward”

  1. From what I remember about the Dairy Queen chain from my gallivanting around ‘Muurica is that it’s the same plastic shit they sell in McMurder, Burger Dong, and Wendy’s “restaurants” i.e. the burgers are made from the tails, horns, and genitals of the bovine. The kindest thing you can do for your fellow driver is chuck the wretched shit into a litter bin.

  2. I lived in Minnesota for 11 years. It’s shit. There’s a thing called “Minnesota Nice”. It’s a term which basically describes the locals’ passive/aggressive nature. They really are cunts.

    Four months of the year is blighted by the fucking weather. The first snow arrives around Thanksgiving (towards the end of November). It’s so cold over winter that it never melts and only gets added to by subsequent snow storms. The fucking stuff is still on the ground the following April, FFS!! One year it was -38 degrees Fahrenheit (which is -38 centigrade as well by the way) for 2 straight days. Another year, a snow storm dumped 17 inches of snow in just a few hours. Cuuuuuuunnnnttt!

    The locals who grew up in that fucking climate all drive like lunatics. Overtaking and tailgating with compacted ice and snow on the roads. It’s like they’ve never heard of diminished friction coefficient in those conditions. Absolute fucking cunts all of them. Glad I left and deeply regret ever setting foot in that poxy state.

    The fact any of the cunts did something nice for someone else simply amazes me. Minnesota can fuck off to hell. Other than that, peace be with you this festive season.

    • Apart from the snow, it sounds just like where I live. And the surrounding areas too. Cunts everywhere you look. I hope they all have a really shitty christmas.

  3. Hang on…. Minneapolis is in Minnesota
    Minneapolis spawned George ‘fry chiggun’ ‘n’ waddymelon ‘ Floyd protests.
    Place deserves a drive through cunting for that alone.
    Bloody Marys and roast rib of beast today.
    Gave Rapunzel a rogering and the sun is shining.
    Now then now then owzabout that then… 😃

    • Yep, spot on Cuntle. When the shit was going down as they say, we knew exactly where the rioting and looting was. Very sad to see places who know being destroyed by peaceful, law abiding stand up citizens who were upset about a convicted criminal being killed by a cop.

      Minneapolis’ claim to fame from this point on…ground zero for the rise of BLM and knee taking the world over.

  4. Some poor cunt looking at the mini bus full of obese gospel choir singers behind him pulls out his gun, puts the barrel in his mouth mouth and ends it all, leaving just a note to say pass it back.

  5. If only some kind junkie had paid for St George’s drugs murder forged money then none of the Blek Lies Mither would ever have happened.
    Free chiggun my arse.

  7. Be just my luck to be expected to pay for one of those morbidly obese Cunts on “My 600lb Life”…although I must admit I’d probably pay up as long as I could sit and watch while they ate it…it’s fucking hypnotic just seeing their vast,purple moon-faces stuffing endless cheeseburgers down their gaping maws as the tears run down their bloated piggy faces and they wail ” Ah’m a prisoner in mah own body,the doctor should help me,ah deserve it”. Just imagine how much more satisfying it would be if you could just keep passing them more and more food until they finally exploded…

    • How to bring these fatties back into the human race.

      Lock them in a cage suspended from the floor and don’t feed them.

      To get from 250 kg down to 50 kg the cow must lose 200kg of mostly fat, which is 37,000 KJ per kg, at daily kJ burn of 8500kj should take the burger magnet slightly Over 800 days to burn down to the ideal weight.

      Just give ‘em a water pipe and a bucket under the cage. An when they complain tell em you had yer chance and you grew fat folds on your facking FOREHEAD, enuffs enuf.

      Sorted, you’re welcome!

      Next problem!

  8. This sounds like a load of bollocks to me…..a publicity stunt and free advertising for Dairy Queen. If you found a tenner in the street would you pass it on to the next cunt you bumped into? Like fuck you would. You’d think , fuck me I got lucky for once!
    Or am I just a cunt?

    • I had the same thought, Freddie. Plus the last time I was in a DQ, was the last time. Shit food and terrible service.

      Now, about that tenner. It’s mine!

      • It might be yours but i’ve already spent it so tough. Yes, in my experience, DQ are the bottom of the Yank fastfood pile. I would put Arby’s at the top…..their hot beef sarnie is very tasty and different but probably not very good for you.
        Whenever i’m in Yankland and see an Arby’s I pile in there. Much better than the usual suspects.

    • Maybe the service was so slow one driver had enough and fucked off, then all the cars got the late order of the car in front. Fuck knows how the payments got fucked up, and after everything the manager said to HQ we don’t know exactly what the fuck just happened there, and the PR guy was walking past and thought to put a positive spin on the whole clusterfuck by making up this frankly unlikely story

  9. Not as good as one of the mass execution techniques used in Idi Amin’s Uganda.
    The condemned were lined up one behind another. The second man in the line was given the sledgehammer and executed the guy in front of him by bashing his head in. Then he passed the sledgehammer to the third guy in the line and was bashed over the head until dead. This continued all the way to the end of the line. I don’t know if the final guy was reprieved or one of the guards did him in. Far better than paying for the people in the car behind you.

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