The Rt. Honourable Oliver Dowden CBE MP
A cunting please for nanny state twat Oliver Dowden for wasting ministerial time and taxpayers money meddling in things that do not concern him, namely his demand that the makers of The Crown post a ‘Health Warning’ at the beginning of each episode of their drama informing viewers that The Crown is not a documentary.
Fuck off cunt, this country’s infantilised enough without your mindless interference.
Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff (Apologies to Mr Creampuff, as we had totally forgotten who the nominator was when putting this together. Probably drunk at the time – DA)
Hmmm, maybe he’s got a point.
Sadly my other half likes to watch “The Crown” so I’ve seen bits of it.
It’s a right old pile of wank.
Makes Diana out to be some sort of Saint, surprised they don’t get her to wear a halo.
Fuck off.
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Point of Order, Admin:
How dare you refer to my nomination as “by somecuntorother”! 😡
Have a nice day. 🙂
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They were right first time.
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No comments from the peanut gallery.
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You’re not just ‘any old cunt’.
You’re an M&S cunt!
Standing for masochistic and sadistic, not referring to a well known store!
Afternoon Ruff one.
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Afternoon Bertie. Not sure why you think I’m an M&S cunt, although you’re not far wrong. Maybe you’ve misread the nom again?
PS: I have never seen an episode of The Crown. Not even a trailer.
PPS: Admin – your apology graciously accepted.
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Have you seen an M&S ad about their food? In the same way, you are not just any old cunt, you are a superior cunt!
You must always be able to accept a compliment when it’s offered to you!
😀
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‘ you must always be able to accept a compliment etc.’
Compliments on this site are rarer than unicorn shit.
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Sorry Bertie, I don’t watch adverts, so was a bit Confused.com. You are the kindest among us.
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Guzzi – compliments of the season to you!
If I can bring some festive cheer into this fucked up world, then I will feel I’ve achieved
my mission in life.
Oh, fuck it! Humbug. What the fuck am I talking about?
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If Heineken did Old Cunts…
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Look on the bright side RTC – better to be “somecuntorother” than “justanyoldcunt” 🤪
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The warning is needed.
‘Watching this shite might make you lick the windows, or is that Windsors. Same thing really.’
Anyone affected by this should contact Halfwit&Halfbreed, litigation specialists, Hollywoke.
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There should be a warning on the BBC Parliament channel, ‘Some of these scenes contain cunts’
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Everyone I know keeps on banging on about how great “The Crown” is!
I watched a couple of episodes, and it was a complete borefest. Moreover, no doubt it will have had the “woke” treatment at some point or other. Mustn’t offend the libtard windowlickers
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I can only image what kind of cuntitude is written into these things nowadays.
No doubt the Duke of Edinburgh would be black and dianna would be a Muslim, stuggling to eradicate transphobia through lesbianism and non binary vegetarian activism….
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I watched the first two series but haven’t seen it since.
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He’s got cunt written all over him….
C-b-e
O-b-e
M-b-e
C-u-n-t
All seem to be the same thing really.
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Did Admin fail to put your name at the end of your nom? If so you could be entitled to compensation.
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Don’t forget PTSD and mental ishoos, which will add a few grand to the compo
And do a Markle and say that you’re black, even though you’re white. And you’ll get even more compo
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Admin Mansions really are gonna be paying through the nose Techno. 🙂
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They absolutely should put a warning at the start of this programme, as follows:
“IF YOU THINK THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY THEN YOU ARE THICK CUNT. FUCK OFF”.
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At the start of The Vicar Of Dibley Christmas Special, they should put this warning:
THIS IS NOT A COMEDY. THIS IS BLATANT POLITICAL PROPAGANDA.
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Indeed RTC👍
Or shorten it to: Does not cuntain comedy!
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So fuck Brexit, Covid, recessions, immigration, and a million other things that are fucking up this country. This cunt seems to find the time to whinge about a fucking TV programme!
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Looks and evidently sounds like he identifies as a pansexual three year old unicorn.
Off topic, but did any other cunters clock that mental ugly bald black bulldog dyke bitch, Rep Cynthia Johnson (D, naturlich) systemically throw away her career on the legislature for the sake of a jive-talking Facebook harangue to Trump voters? Oh well, one less ‘of colour’ prize for Xi Biden to hand out to his cabinet elect.
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I did. The vile cunt has been stripped of all her committee assignments and further disciplinary action is pending.
By the way…for clarification she is a member of the Michigan State House of Representatives, not the US House of Representatives.
The MSM is trying to defend her here in the states by saying that Trump supporters called her names. But even the Michigan Attorney General…who is also a Democrat…condemned her.
Merry Christmas to all. 🎄
PS To Ruff…With regard to your name being left off the nomination…start a movement and demand reparations:
Ruff Noms Matter.
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R4 Extra repeats a lot of old programmes, and before them often warns us that they contain (quote) “outdated attitudes”. No, you festering pissflake cunts, they are not outdated. Not while I’m still alive. The sheer fucking gall of it.
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Same as on the TV channel Yesterday, Komo, when they screen the great Porridge with Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale.
“This show contains outdated language”
WTAF-F?
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Odd that they don’t do that when broadcasting the plays of William Shakespeare.
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Required, a warning before just about every current R4 programme:
“Contains offensive diction, sloppy grammar, inverse racism and untrained stereotypical woke presenters”
Not that any modern announcer could get through that without stumbling.
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Looks like an ageing, chippy member of 80s gay band Bronski Beat.
A cross between Jimmy Somerville and that impossibly bleached blond singer who replaced him after he formed the Bumuhards.
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He looks like he’s about to spurt blood bubbles from his exploding, red face. He should cut down on the black pudding breakfasts, the gammony cunt. If he maintained his blood pressure, perhaps he wouldn’t want to nanny everybody.
Good nomination, Ruff Tuff SomeCuntOrPuff.
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We will have ‘Warning sign ahead’ on the streets soon enough.
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Of course the The Crown is propaganda, the cunts know the Queen will not take legal action. Open season for the makers and the legion on cretins that watch it. Cunts one and all.
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Peoples lives, businesses and sanity are being tested by the current useless government and this lump of dog excrement wants to bang on about some TV show for chavs and Karens?
A slow strangulation hanging would be suitable, not short drop but long and drawn out.
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What’s the soppy bewildered cunt on about?
Everything on the telly is total bollox.
No warnings for The Offended or Trannies required.
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Don’t watch anything on Netflix for two very good reasons. One, I hear that virtually all of it is shite and two, I’m a tight cunt. There’s too much available on tv anyway. Six million channels worldwide and none of them show Lee Majors’ major work, The Six Million Dollar Man. Bunches of cunts.
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You could always watch ‘Cuties’, a degenerates wankfest about 14 year old bames in a twerking competition.
That’s just fine.
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Actually they’re 11.
C’mon man, three years is a highly important differential when you can’t guarantee you’d make it through your full four-year term.
-PedJoe Xiden
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If I wrote the script for the next series, it would be far more interesting:
-reveal that Phillip has been banging his “Personal Assistant” for years-golden showers, rimming…
-Andrew banging “That” slag Vicky “piggy-back-style” (stupid posh twats), in full detail-facial cumshot the works-that should kill off a few old’uns-make a better job than fucking Covid👍
-Prince Charles caught wanking over a copy of Gardeners World magazine by his Grandmother, who raps his bell end with a soup ladle.
-Diana having a train pulled on her by the household cavalry, the medical staff of The Royal Brompton Hospital and a group of Chelsea Pensioners.
I bet even RTC would watch THAT!!!
😃
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Interesting that Dowden failed to demand Channel 5 post a “Health Warning” at the front of their recent Henry VIII series which depicted Anne Boleyn as a full on Dark Key:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/commentisfree/2020/nov/04/why-are-people-losing-their-heads-over-a-black-anne-boleyn
Woke fucking phoney Tory cunt.
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Two things stand out from this piece:
1. Surprise, surprise, the author calls anyone who objects to a black actress playing a very well known white woman “racists”. Shock, horror.
2. You have outed yourself as a Guardian reader, RTC. Have you no shame??🤪
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I believe RTC has low blood pressure and needs to read the Grauniad for medical reasons only.
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Looks like all the cunts are coming out now during Cuntmas.
First it’s Joe Anderson (where did my chin chiminey chin go) from Liverpool:
https://news.sky.com/story/liverpool-mayor-joe-anderson-stepping-away-from-role-after-bribery-and-witness-intimidation-arrest-12156723
Should the cunt be on unpaid leave no, cunt should fuck off to Jabba the Hut’s palace.
Then it’s let’s rip a new arsehole into those who broke COVID rules on SKY news, but because I am special I can do what I like Kate Burley. Needed to go into another restaurant for a piss – WTF! Why did they even let her in for a piss, what a load of ‘ol donkey’s bollox. Cunt should be sacked, along with all the other munters who were with her.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/dec/09/kay-burley-row-could-undermine-sky-news-warns-colleague
Rita Whora, not once, but twice now – fucking bint.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55213784
Whose next, who wants some!
Grrrrrrr
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What a fucking hypocrite Burley is. It’s not alright for Dominic Cummings to break the rules, but it is okay for her to. She is an utter cunt.
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Yeah and just read the tart is to stay off air for 6 months as a little slap on wrist.
Bet she’s on full pay, old cuntflap.
If one of us mortals were to do that we’d be slapped up with fines. COVID proven one thing for sure which we all knew – them and us…
Bring back Che.
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Very fitting that ruff tuff cream poof had his nomination pinched. Lol karma mate.
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