Lewis Hamilton gets caught at last!
The supreme Eff 1 CUNT has been caught by Covid 19 after celebrating being a 7 times champion and no doubt flaunting all the social distancing rules in Monaco. You must remain at least 2 metres away from a rich cunt, quite hard to do there admittedly.
Shame he only has mild symptoms but it will give someone else a chance to bomb round Bahrain in a borrowed car. Perhaps they’ll get one of his BLM mates to drive, they have lots of experience with ‘borrowed’ cars.
(Dear Admin, any chance of using the photo of Lewis Hamilton topless showing the star on his chest with “shoot here” appended somehow?)
Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess
and supported by: Sick of it and Keefthecunter
A race day special cunting for Mercedes Benz F1, their superstar driver Lewis (sporting cunt of the year) Hamilton has been hit by a bit of Covid so a reserve driver has to be in the great mans car.
In steps George Russell, British driver who normally jogs along at the back of the pack in a Williams probably expected him to maybe get somewhere in the top 10 with their team driver Botas taking the win.
Unfortunately young George forgot the script and put his car in first place which is a bit embarrassing to say the least and more so for Hamilton because it proves you can put anyone in a Merc and they will win.
Mercedes have to do something to stop George winning, well putting the wrong tyres on the car was a fucking smart move, the utter cunts!
From a cunt, Hamilton; to a true legend, Paolo Rossi, who died this morning aged 64
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Great player. Smooth as silk. Great technical ability. Rossi cost almost double what Trevor Francis cost three years before Francis’s transfer. He was barely 20 too when he broke the world record transfer fee.
He certainly did for the great Brazilian team in ’82.
Maradona, best player of ’86 World Cup died last week.
Rossi, best player of ’82 World Cup dies this week.
Mario Kempes must be fucking shitting himself.
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It sounds harsh, but I’m thinking of Linekunt might be shitting himself too (just as he did back 1990!)
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Hopefully. They say “things come in three’s” 😃
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Will we have a wank-fest over Paolo Rossi, as we did with Dago Primadonna, or was Paolo not a drug taking, alcoholic cheating cunt?
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He was but he didn’t spend the rest of his life rubbing our noses in it like that fat marble-shaped cunt from Argentina.
I liked Rossi (Kempes too) and I’m sorry he’s gone so young. Funnily enough he was mentioned elsewhere on this site barely a fortnight ago.
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Good. It’d be like winning the Lottery if the cunt was on a ventilator. It’d be like winning the Euromillions eight month rollover if it was just about to be switched off…..
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He doesn’t look very tanned in the picture.. In fact he looks like a white privileged cunt. nuff said
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Well, Grosjean was getting all the attention after his crash and obviously Hamilton couldn’t allow that to happen for too long….
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Am I allowed to switch off his ventilator please?My pleasure.Git.
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You’d have to join a very long queue.
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True.He is a waste of sperm
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Only utter cunts do shirt-off mirror selfies.
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Couldn’t agree more. He deserves a thorough cunting just for that photo.
Self important woke cunt.
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I did a mirror selfie after my heart surgery. Ok I’m a cunt but a scarred cunt is better than a tattooed cunt.
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Completely agree, mirror selfies are bad enough but shirtless mirror selfies are like having a wank and screaming your own name when you bust a nut. In addition, he looks like an absolute COCKSUCKER with those tats – a complete cunt.
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Shame it’s not ebola.
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If I got three wishes for Christmas I’d gladly donate one of them to ensure he developed some new super ebola, ensuring loss of tongue, hands, feet, and distorting his neck so he can never wear tacky bling-bling innit’ ever again.
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That race cracked me up . Essentially Russell driving a car for which he was about 5 inches too big, with all of Hamilton’s bespoke equipment and still driving all over everyone.
Anyone who has ever driven the car says it is the best F1 car ever built.
It seems the only driver on earth who can’t make it work is Bottas.
All Hamilton has proved is that he is better than him.
Verstappen would win every race in that car.
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George Russell is no ordinary driver Just because he’s been running at the back of the grid in a Williams don’t ever underestimate him because he is quality of the highest order.
Vestappen although good is not in the same league as George Russell or Charles Leclerc fact 👍👍
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Russell was a F3 champion and F 2 champion
And been driving the life out of a Shite car put him in a decent car and you saw the result
Watch your back Lewis they have found your replacement
Take the knee for that yer cunt
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Probably hasn’t got it at all. Just another attention seeking stunt and a chance to play the victim. It’s well known the racist virus attacks BAMEs so he wanted to stand (or kneel) with his bros from da hood. Wanker.
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Car racing, football and sport in general is full of me me me look at me cunts who I wouldn’t urinate on if they were aflame.
They can all eat shit, die in pain (hopefully) and roast in hell.
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The post race analysis was quite amusing, the Wolfe guy was obviously embarrassed when asked ‘you now have a team selection problem’
The tyre issue wasn’t just confined to Russell’s car they also fucked over Botas, but I guess he is used to being fucked over.
We now know why Botas very rarely got the upper hand against Hamilton, he just isn’t a particularly good driver, if a bloke can jump into Hamilton’s car with only a couple of practice days, lead the race from the start and would have won had it not been for let down by his pit crew, is Hamilton a special one or is George Russell even better.
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It’s the car I think. I do believe that F1 experimented with robot cars at some point, or at least discussed it. If that had happened, it would be more dull than it is now. Having a human making mistakes is only what makes it marginally better to watch than paint dry.
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George is a brilliant driver SOI, he still young and obviously has a bright future with Mercedes. Although I don’t rate Bottas he was in the slower tyre when George overtook him. It’s not the first time Mercedes have made stupid mistakes and they had a shocker. I would like to see George get the drive again this weekend. 🏴
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Lewis “the 24-7 mask” Hamilton has tested positive for Covid.
Rumour has it he even eats and sleeps with that thing on.
Rumour has it that he’s also a gigantic cunt.
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That’s no rumour on the second part of your comment
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This blatant race rigging shows, if you needed showing, that what is touted as ‘elite ‘sport is not sport at all. Just a load of greedy cunts wanking themselves off and expecting the public to watch.
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Formula 1 is an unfair game of Scalextric where the spoilt brat who it belongs to, always wins.
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They’ve given him the wrong test.
He has AIDS.
The cunt.
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I agree Lewis can be a cunt but anyone who knows anything abaaaaaht F1 (and who have actually been to a race) will know that it’s not all car its a partnership. I’ve rated George Russell for a long time and there it’s no coincidence he’s part of the Mercedes driver program. Yes the Mercedes is a top car (like Vettels Red Bull in which he won 4 consecutive titles and then did fuck all in a fast Ferrari) but it takes a top driver to get the most aaaaht of the car like Lewis, Alonso, and George Russell in that shite Williams.
Valteri Bottas is not in Lewis’ league and it shows week in week out, hopefully George will get the seat next year and can learn from Lewis and carry on the British driver dominance for another ten years.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Agreed. Hamilton the person is a monumental cunt. Hamilton the racing driver is the best driver in the world, and has been for quite a few years.
I also hope Russell gets the Mercedes drive, I would be very surprised indeed if Toto isn’t seriously considering it.
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I agree RB,
Why Valteri got next season drive is a mystery as he barely out qualifies Verstappen in that slower Red Bull. To be fair Max is fast and I look forward to the next few years especially with the new regs coming in. 👍🏽
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Maybe Bottas is better on his knees than he is sitting down?
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I hope so. Bottas is wank, he’s a modern day JJ Lehto (who was also wank). Russell had that race done till Mercedes fucked up that pit stop.
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Tax dodging, virtue signalling, BLM supporting Go-kart monkey.
cunt
Cunt.
CUNT!!!!
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I heard he caught the virus in his tax dodging private jet.
The same jet he purchased tax free from BA
He later added the letters M and E to the signage.
Just so he could remind everyone that the jet was as oppressed as he is.
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The letters BA would be a much lighter shade than the letters M & E so everybody would know it’s all about Lewis.
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Naught but an impecunious jungle bunny who’s currently benefitting massively from 50% white privilege.
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I know all abaaaaht it. 😁
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Seems to me that Hamilton gets a nom on this fine site at least once a week.
Suits me fine.
I’m quite happy to keep calling him a cunt til the cows come home.
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He is streaking ahead on sports cunt of the year as well. Personally i think he is worthy of total cunt of the year. He is a complete bell end.
If there was a reopening on COTY to add him to Covid cunt of the year, even with the head start the PRC has had i think he will streak past them faster than a silver arrow the cunt
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Formula 1, the most boring ‘sport’ in the history of man. We have a finite supply of oil and these cunts drive pointlessly around in a circle wasting the fucking stuff. I would rather watch a coffin warp. As for ‘Brudder Blud’ Hamilton, fuck off to Compton if your so moved by their plight? Thought not…
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I hate it when they crack open those fuck-off champagne bottles and wank the contents all over each other.
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How could they tell?
Or did someone notice that his IQ had suddenly jumped up a couple of points above its usual.
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Hamilton is a massive uber cunt but I still reckon Piers Morgan shows him a clean pair of heels for sheer obnoxious cuntery.
He’s in a league all of his own.
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That nom photo looks mightily suspicious-a large dose of “the gayness” at Hamilcunt towers.👎🏾
Cunt of the Highest order-perhaps HM Queen can award him this title?
👍
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If this turd who likes to virtue signal us from his tax haven dies of Corona Virus can I nominate a virus for a Knighthood ?
Arise Sir Covid 19, slayer of Cunts.
That alone would make 2020 not such a bad year afterall
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Oh no! I only hope the poor victim does not suffer!
Oh, sorry, I meant the Virus…
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It’ll leave his body with a sore arse and looking fucking bored.
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Lewis Hamilton has incurable cancer is a much better headline
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This disgusting little ch!mp makes me puke, but no matter how much cash this sorry tosser has in the bank if he was to be in a line up for theft or drugs offenses with 5 white men then this maggot would get the tug, all your money can’t change that Samb0.!
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Hamilton ????
I remember real formula 1 drivers like Scarfiotti, Innes Ireland , Bandini Denny Hulme,rodriques (both),Jo Siffert Jochen Rindt Etc Etc Etc in real cars driving their hearts out,,,,TO WIN ,,,,FUCK THE MONEY !.
AND THEN !,,,we got JYS and his money driven “safety campaigns”,,except he was not paid to drive for Ken (TOP BLOKE) Tyrrell, I still have a slip of “Basildon
Bond” with a Shilling stamp on it, written clearly it says ” I AGREE TO DRIVE FOR
THE TYRRELL RACING ORGANISATION FOR NO PAYMENT”,,, Ken was no mug a JYS got his dosh from a bunch of mug companies who believed in all of the “RACING” bullshit,
I once heard Ken say that “Formula 1 is only glamorous when its happening “.
Oh yes Hamilton ??? RASTUS CUNT !.
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From what I’ve heard, the little race baiting cunt has more chance of catching something other than blue mink bat flu. If you get my unsavoury drift…
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