Harry Maguire is a cunt.
Not only is he the worst United centre half I’ve seen since Mark Higgins, this Easter Island headed cunt is supposed to be Manchester United captain.
So, what does he do during a game against hated rivals Manchester City? He wears a rainbow armband to show his ‘solidarity’ with trannies, dykes and bottybashers. He also puts in a spinless display and then starts hugging the Gorton Globetrotters. Hard to imagine Martin Buchan, Bryan Robson, Steve Bruce, Eric Cantona, Gary Neville or Roy Keane doing that during a Derby game. And the same goes for past Blues skippers like Mike Doyle, Paul Power, Paul Lake or Keith Curle. Hugging City players during a Derby game?! Get to fuck Maguire, you slabheaded fucking bottle job cunt.
Nominated by: Norman
I am not a football fan. But it pains me to see a game for hard men turned into a blancmange fest. It’s sick.
Unkle Terry – step forward and start loading.
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Yeah in the seventies a partisan crowd would sing – ,’you’re gonna get you’re fucking heads kicked in’. Soon they will be singing ‘we are the world, we are the children…’
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He really looks so happy to be be embracing Stonesie. As though a long lost relative.
I suppose what with taking the knee and shaking hands to be right in with lgbt community there might be instituted a compulsory kiss in the cheek.
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I only went to football in the 70s when I was nine. Chelsea North stand. “your going to get your fucking head kicked in” alongside the melody of ” your going home in a fucking ambulance” was music to my ears. The football was a distraction when you had a dwarf being thrown around for his and our entertainment. The whole point of the game as far as I could see was the infiltration of the away stand for the actual sport to begin. Football on the other hand is a tedious bore .
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I recall similar memories back in the 70s and 80s, especially with local derbies between Birmingham City and that sack of shite from the other side of the city.
Attendances exceeding 40 or 50,000, mostly all-standing, and you could buy a pie and pint for a quid, plus a 30p programme, and chant to your heart’s content without having to worry about offending some soft cunt.
And yes, there was plenty of racism thrown at footballers (not that I condoned any of it). But rather than put them in their places, it would fire up the likes of Mark Walters, Laurie Cunningham, Brendan Batson, Cyril Regis et al. and they absolutely dazzled the crowds with their skills!
Crunching tackles, short shorts (no gloves or thermal fucking vests); 1 sub, and no undersoil heating.
compare and contrast to the Fantasy Football World we have today
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“We’ll see you all outside, outside. We’ll see you all outside.”
“Who’s the wanker in the black?”
“We all hate Leeds.”
All top singalong tunes. The wanker governing bodies, egged on by the meeja have ruined a good afternoon out. It is now a game played by effeminate, virtue signalling, cry baby cunts, in front of empty stands.
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Spot on.
It’s all fucked up now.
Saturday afternoon in town was a time when you had to be on your guard. And not incase some cunt tried to hug you.
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A particular favourite of mine was to the tune of Terry Jacks Seasons in the sun. “We had joy we had fun we had (opposition club here) on the run, but the joy didn’t last cos the bastards ran too fast”. Salad days indeed.
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“Soon they will be singing ‘we are the world, we are the children…’”
Well, that would be the Christian thing to sing.
In your dreams, Miles.
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“You’re going home in a fucking ambulance.”
Now:
“You’re going to the chiggun shop on a vegan diversity bicycle.”
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Rich bender, batty boys, bending the knee to a marxist political party and the mentalist alphabet people is quit frankly nauseating.
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Never heard of the cunt. Just another batty boy who has no idea of the real world outside of football.
How anyone is still paying attention to these knees bending tossers is beyond me.
Uncle Terry’s oven for the lot of em.
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Bet you have to be careful in the showers around Molly Maguire?
A cynical career move by virtue signalling or just loves buggery and people dressing as ladies?
MBE within 12 month.
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The money has turned them funny.
Funny as in skipping headlong to Gayness.
Full injury time oven.
Deluded Fancy Cunts.
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All players who don’t play for Ipswich are cunts.
All fans of teams other than Ipswich are cunts.
Anyone who manages a club other than Ipswich is a cunt.
Half-and-half scarves are from Satan’s arsehole.
Be honest, football fans and put your own club in place of ‘Ipswich’ and you will agree. At least during the game. I like to think of myself as a fair minded individual but I go nuts at Portman Road. When we still lived in the UK, my wife used to meet me and a friend of mine who is equally fanatical in the pub and she said the first ten minutes after a defeat were bad. We were fine after a pint. But football is a brilliant game that can fuck with your mind. I got told off in Australia for screaming four letter abuse at the linesman.
I think Norman cares about Man Utd and wants his team to do well. I get that. However, anyone who supports a team other than Ipswich is still a cunt. 😀
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I never thought I’d see a time when teams like Lincoln, Doncaster and Wycombe were above Ipswich in the football pyramid but here we are. Sad what’s happened to your club.
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What a good player John Wark was. I was too young to appreciate him first time around, but I’ve been watching the 82 World Cup recently.
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My cousin went to school with Mick Mill’s son. There’s fame for you.
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Used to love watching Ipswich on the telly in the late 70s early 80s CMC. The 78 cup final should have been a slaughter for Ipswich, they should’ve had four or five. They had some great players. Eric Gates was my favourite along with their Keeper Paul Cooper, who, IIRC had a cracking record at saving penalties. How we could have done with his type in June of 1990.
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As a Sheffield United fan, saw him come through the ranks. I thought he was a good player, nothing exceptional. Spent most of his time in the bookies on London Road, wouldn’t surprise me if he has a problem with it. By the way Norman, the best defender I’ve ever seen at Bramall Lane was Paul McGrath when he had a season with us in 1997. Hardly trained but fuck me was he good. His reading of the game was something else, what a player.
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I admire your honesty Frank. ‘As a Sheffield United fan’
As they say in AA – Welcome Bob.
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Watched the Blades for 40 years Cunstable, this is indeed one of the worst sides I’ve seen. This is bearing in mind some of the utter utter wank I’ve watched at Bramall Lane down the years.
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To be fair he’s only wearing the armband because the premier league force them to do it, same as the bending the knee shit. But he is a shite defender and overall dumb cunt. Having said all that he plays for scum and it’s a shame that they weren’t all on a Boeing max for an away game before that got pulled.Like the good old days with busby and his pals.
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Wow, that last line goes a bit far don’t you think? Kinda strikes me as the sort of rhetoric some United fans use to mock Hillsborough.
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About as funny as childhood cancer.
Cunt👎
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…..aimed as Kopcunt👎
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Football thread isn’t it, and now we’re all woke,fuck you cunt
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Football thread isn’t it, and now we’re all woke, fuck off
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Koplad
You been taking comedy tips from Sir Lenny Henry?
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As a Liverpool supporter, I disown Koplad’s comment.
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There’s humour Koplad then there’s that. Wishing death on people goes beyond the realms of a mere joke and into bad taste. It’s no different and no less despicable to people saying you lot are always the victims.
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If you think I wanted the team actually dead then your crazy, as a Leeds fan anything to do with man utd is a no no. It’s terrace banter that’s actually quite mild compared to what the fans sing. As for a Liverpool fan to condemn it then that’s fine to take the moral high ground, but that clubs fans have more blood on their hands both at home and abroad and have denied other fans of decent clubs the chance to play in europe for a decade when ALL English clubs were banned because of hysel
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Well, change your name sunshine!
You’ve got a nerve as a Leeds fan identifying as “Koplad”
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Plastic fan, most sides in England have a kop originates from boar war
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Would that be the same Leeds who got spanked 6-2 by Man United the other week? You’ll stay up but like Pep Bielsa is very one dimensional and needs to manage the big games better.
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Bielsa is working wonders with championship players with exception of the few signings made this summer. I’ve no doubt we will stay up and should have more points on the board but for shit decisions at the likes of liVARpool. At least they wear there heart on their sleeve which is more than can be said of some of the bigger sides.
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United should just give the captaincy to Fernandes. He’s a born leader and extremely talented to boot. If Coady wasn’t a Scouser he’d be perfect for their defence.
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Anyone have Pierre Cardin in Deadpool?
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If anyone has I’ll dig up Pâddy Ashdown’s rotting corpse and eat it.
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RTC, tuck in. The meal deal (yet to be confirmed by Admin) is courtesy of Boris the Boilsucker.
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Oh fuck! 😳
That said, I am feeling a bit peckish…
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You might want to rinse him under the tap a bit first 😄😄😄
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Football, especially English top level football is basically a dirty whore to any global political trend.
Doesn’t matter how fucking retarded or fucking nefarious the trend may be, football will welcome it with open arms. Unquestioned!!!
Con-a-virus = yep, masks outdoors in fresh air, yeah we’ll promote that blatant bullshit sir, no problem.
After all, we’re in an EMPTY fucking stadium.
Burn Loot Murder = yep, we’ll all kneel before kick off every match for the rest of our careers sir, no problem.
LGBTQXYZ = yep, we’ll all wear laces with pretty little rainbow colours on and the captain even gets to wear a lovely rainbow coloured armband.
Throw in the subliminal messaging before or after Sly/BT sports replays, reminding you you’re either a racist, homophobic, or that you need to be terrified of a cold virus, and you’ve got the perfect social engineering plan for the plebs and saddest of all, the next generation of kids.
To call the sneaky fuckers pulling all the strings, and the greedy, spineless players doing exactly as they are told, absolute fucking CUNTS would be my understatement of the year that’s for sure.
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And yet the fans will still drink it all up, willing to spend £80 for a ticket (not including travel, food and a drink); or giving Sky sports fuck knows how much every month to watch 22 millionaires kick a ball about while becoming political symbols with the bending, the power salutes, the ribbons and whatnot
but then the fans probably come a distant second for clubs these days. Global marketing, media rights, streaming rights, billionaire investors – that’s the ball game these days.
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The top flight clubs absolutely do not need any fans in the stadium Techno.
They could quite happily play their matches in empty stadiums decorated with BLM or Globo Homo propaganda for as long as they like.
These foreign owned cunts could not give one flying fuck about the fans through the turnstiles.
The dirty money just keeps on rolling in.
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C.f. Rollerball – it’s a prophesy.
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Good cunting Norm.
Illustrates the days of real loyalty to a club has gone.
Players are hired guns.
Stones and Maguire are like Tweedle Dumb & Dee:
Both massively overrated. Maguire has no pace at all-I rate lindelof above him.
Come back Staam, Bruce, Vidic, Pallister or Rio☹️
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This is why I like Grealish, cunt though he is. Clearly loves playing for the club he supports and you’d sooner see him punch a Birmingham City player than hug them.
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Face like a slapped arse and an attitude to match👎
Absolutely horrible cunt and a rubbish centre half Wouldn’t pay him in steel washers 👎
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As long as Pogba is at United Maguire is not the biggest cunt in the squad.
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Wo.gba is festering pus, needs to be excised.
Good news is, he is as good as gone.
👍
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Fernandes is everything Pogba was supposed to be for half the price. One of the most loathable players in football.
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Pogba that is, not Fernandes who’s loathable.
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Stupid cunt Micah Richards reckons the other stupid cunt Paul Pogba “needs to be loved”
Yeah righto Micah lad.
You just stick to ticking diversity boxes.
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Will the knee takers be playing in the Qatar world cup with stadiums built with indentured servitude that even the ancient Romans viewed as slaves.
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His only saving grace is that he is white, other than that he is a cunt along with the rest of Man United, closely followed by the rest of the premier league.
Cunts.
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I used to have a massive crush on Martin Buchan back in the day. Bumped into him in the Wembley bar at half time during the 1983 FA Cup replay. Thought I’d died and gone to heaven, sad twat that I was. He wouldn’t have worn a rainbow armband but would probably have given anyone who did a sly elbow to the head.
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Buchan was the greatest one on one centre half of all time, Betty. Martin wasn’t even fully fit for the 1977 Cup Final, but Kevin Keegan didn’t get a sniff in that game because of Martin Buchan. The Fonz is cool. But Buchan is cooler.
Big Jim Holton (RIP) was also a great defender. Master of the 25 yard sliding tackle. Six foot two. Eyes of blue. Big Jim Holton’s after you.
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I hated it when footy became a middle-class obsession. Happened around Euro ’96. It was a piece of piss to get tickets to see England home or away, even for the Euros pre 96.. I recall trying to get tickets in 96.
Fucking impossible because all the Hooray Henrys and Henriettas (loads of split arses suddenly started going to the games) bought them up on Ticketmaster at £300 a pop. The ones on general same sold out in minutes and you could never get through.
Baddiel and Skinner suddenly became football fans too, clueless cunts. Particularly Baddiel, he just spent his time taking the piss out of players’ haircuts or some shite.
These posh twats need to fuck off back to the rugby and dressage, the cunts.
Can’t even stand up and shout abuse at a player or ref anymore. Actually, at some grounds, you can’t even stand up and sing your team’s name. What a load of shite.
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Back in the darker days of the mid 80s, some cunt or other who worked the Sunday Times wrote that football was a “slum sport played in slum stadiums watched by slum people” or words to that effect.
I know that I’d take that era over this current one in a heartbeat.
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Just like a lot of things that were great in the 20th Century, football got taken over by sociopathic corporate cunts who have turned it into a billion dollar industry that no longer satisfies the primordial urges of the common folk. And on top of that, it has become politicised, another conduit for brainwashing the masses.
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Ex-Manchester City captain and blue legend Mike Doyle openly loathed Manchester United and that’s how it should be. George Best (RIP) was briefly linked with City in the tabloids in 1972 and Bestie said the only way they’d get him into Maine Road without a United shirt on was in a wooden box, and rightly so. Eric Cantona and Keith Curle – the Manchester club captains of their era – went at it every time they played against one another and quite rightly there was no love lost. And I recall David Beckham (pre-Posh slag and cunt stardom) doing a ‘Kiss my arse’ gesture to the Kippax, and Gary Neville flipping the bird at a blue shirted Carlos Tevez during a League Cup semi final.
What has happened to the decades old rivalry and the passion? As Hugh Cornwell lamented, No more heroes any more.
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Norman:
If you were in charge and could dump any five players and bring img five more, who would they be?
Serious question?
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In.
Img-sounds like a Korean surname😂
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Five dumped?
Jones, Pogba, Martial, Lingard, Lindelof.
Five in?
Aguero, Van Dyke, Grealish, Son, Modric.
Rashford gets a stay of execution if he keeps his gob shut.
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I think we have as much chance of signing Van Dyke, as signing his namesake who was handy with hush paintbrushes.
Sadly ☹️.
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Rupert Murdoch destroyed football by making it an overpriced spectacle of poncery for the elite to watch, in between their soy lattes and asking “Who’s the leader of the shirtball table – I’ll support them”.
And if Maguire the gutless low talent turnip is worth 80 million quid I am fkin Elvis – an act of desperation to “Shaw” up the worst defence in the league!
Pogba, De Gea, and a number of passengers dressed in red need to be gone – Ferguson would have had half this squad out the door with his boot in their arse.
Thank y verruh much..
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Aah – caught out by P***ery! 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Apologies Admin!
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Leicester were more than happy to get £80m for him.
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I once read that English fans’ verbal abuse of players was nothing compared to the Dutch. One club’s fans regularly screamed ‘You’re a dog’s dick!’ at one of their own players. Sounds reasonable. We pay our money etc.
What I have to say to players these days is ‘ Get off your fucking knees, you soft pansy twats!’
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I was once a dedicated football fan but these days I refuse to watch this current crop of money hungry mercenaries prance about hugging each other after a sub standard performance, why not go the full hog and high five the goal with their opponents, shaking hands before kick off for what? Hope you win today mate! And as for the Racist act of taking to the knee, as long as this munkey lovin gesture is in football I for one will not be.!!
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