My first cunting is CUNTS WITH EU FLAG NUMBER PLATES.
(Welcome aboard, WCM – NA)
We voted to leave in 2016 and you still see these asswipes with the little EU flag on 18,19 and 20 plate cars. Not many where I live but me and Mrs Mcfuck went to Oxford in the summer for the first time as abroad was out and every fucking car had one. Looked it up and yes outside London, Oxford had the biggest remain vote. Are they saying ‘look at us we are still EU’? Well fuck them. I am pretty courteous on the road and usually let people in, but my new rule is EU flag – then fuck you, you cunt – you can sit there forever. Cunts.
Nominated by: wattana cunty mcfuck
I made a point of never having the EU swatika on my number plate.
When travelling abroad, I always used the cross of St. George bumper sticker.
Oxford can go fuck itself too. If I ever get hold of a nuclear weapon, Oxford is getting it.
I fucking hate Oxford.
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Oxford, never seen so many speed cameras and 50mph limits. I was a nervous wreck
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Apparently it’s worse when there are BLM “protests” in the area. The speed limit is usually reduced to -30mph (for the bicycle-mounted police at least).
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Whatever you do, don’t try and drive down the high street after 07.00.
If you make this faux pas, expect to be chased by upper class fuckwits on bicycles trying to hit your car with a cycle pump.
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Bike pump Vs trolley jack handle.
Let’s see how that works out…
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Don’t get me started! One thing that irritated me before, during and after the referendum (and even now) are pricks who fly EU flags outside their house and in front of the garden so that all passing cars can see.
Funny though how they all tend to be out in the sticks where they’re more likely to be middle-class and not affected by mass immigration….. funny that.
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There’s a block of flats next to me and some cunt on the top floor has two eu flags on the roof. He’s also a lib dem, so double cuntitude.
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Welcome aboard with your first nom WCM – I would never tolerate some “foreign nonsense” type number plate on my Mercedes – it seems a tad unpatriotic!.. šš
A badge of pride for remoniacs, or a practical decision given that new number plates now cost around forty fkin quid!
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No foreign nonsense on a Kraƻtmobile, Mr F? Unpatriotic? Shurly shum mishtake?
My motor has had the annoying EU stars on the plates from new. However, next service it has I’ll be getting them changed for ones with ENG and cross of St George (not Floyd). Forty quid or not, it’ll be worth it to p!ss off any fanatical EU lovers & Welsh/Scots Nationalists.
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Not the sort of thing I usually notice but Il keep a Phillips screw driver in my pocket from now on.
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You can buy perfectly sized gb stickers with a union flag background, that go right over the eu ring piece of stars. I got some off ebay as my second hand merc had those wanky eu number plates.
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I got a second hand audi too. Id never buy a new one. Funny as well because my sisters bloke drives two of them. Brand new and he likes this BLM shit too and I told him where to stick it. I still have them on because i cant be arsed to pay 30 quid for a new set of plates or have the car trashed by anarcist cunts.
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Anarchists protesting in favour of big government.
Stupid (mostly) posh pricks…
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Number plates in all forms are the Devils cunt. Just a way for plod to fine you for any motoring indiscretion..
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I have always hated people who park like cunts and during a cuntish parking-related fit of googling rage a few years ago I stumbled across this little beauty.
https://www.obscenitycards.com/stop-parking-like-a-cunt-stickers
Although I think nowadays planting this on the driver door handle of a persons car would go beyond anti-social behaviour to manslaughter because of the possible coof-related impact.
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My preferred method of attachment would be via a 4″ nail to the head. My 18 year old Ford Focus was scrapped yesterday, great runner but other uneconomical repairs required, so it”s walking or the fucking bus now. Personally, I think these EU number plates are invitations to arsonists.
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18 years isn’t bad to be fair. I had my 14 year old Kia Rio scrapped last month and I’d already had the alternator replaced, the EGR value shut-off (resulting in having the ECM remapped) and one of the brake calipers reconditioned just in the last 18 months.
Luckily I got to run my tyres bald as fuck during the sring and summer due to the government’s 6 month MOT holiday so not all bad.
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It never quite reached 100,000 miles but the sills were fucked plus some small electrical faults. But there was also a leak into the driver’s footwell that I never traced after 5 years of searching so it seemed pointless repairing a car that was sodden under the driver’s carpet. I really liked that car.
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Reserved for white mercedez spinter vans parked on a juction. Justice!
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No EU on my reg plates and a GB and union Jack sticker on my roller shutter.
Fly the flag
Love your country
Fuck the EU
Buy Britishš¬š§š¬š§
Anything less is ducky darling.
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What the working class need to do, is invent a car company which is crowd funded by members and affordable. And NEVER sell out.
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@Clown Clown the Cunty Man Thanks for tacitly admitting that the majority of people who voted to leave the EU were/are the working class and thus stastically under privileged compared to the other side.
So clueless and out of touch – you must be a labour/momentum member correct?
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TITS@
Remember we don’t cunt fellow cunters.
Clown is a new cunter.
No need to insult him.
Show some manners.
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Im not. I was a member of UKIP.
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And also I hate politics.
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And also some people are seriously patriotic.
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@Clown Clown the Cunty Man
I think there may be a delay here in our conversation and as a result we’re talking past each other but I apologised and retracted my original remarks so you have no reason to provide said evidence (nor did you previously because I had no place to demand it).
I’ll also do again, a thing I don’t normally even once.. I apologise.
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@Clown Clown the Cunty Man If that is your idea of a proper demonstration of “rise up”, “rage against the machine” and “fuck the establishment” then you are really shit at being EVEN a faux revolutionary.
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How is anything faux? Give some evidence please? Ive told the truth the whole time ive been alive.
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@Clown Clown the Cunty Man
I’d like to apologise for any insults or unfounded accusations I may have levelled against you.
I have a tendency to do that when I have a certain amount of booze in my system and I read/interpret the wording of people’s posts a certain way.
This is actually a very open and welcoming free speech forum for people to speak their minds freely and I, as a non-admin, had/have no right to accuse anybody of being a troll without good cause.
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Thank you. Much appreicated.
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@Miserable Northern Cunt
I wasn’t intending to cunt another cunter but I’ve noticed it’s often the case that we sometimes get posts from multiple new or repeat-newish cunters on the same day and they seem almost inevitably to be exaggerated caricatures of “rightwingers” or “leave voters” and use hyperbolic speech to assist in that exaggeration as you would expect them to be if portrayed by clueless lefty, remoaner fucktards so I react according to what I see.
On reflection I will apologise to the cunter in question as I had/have no intention of cunting another cunter. Thanks for the input.
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Dig my vote out then.
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TITS@
Good manššš
We’re the minority in a world full of lefty cunts, we stick together ā
Besides Berties our first line of defence!!š
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In one post i purposely put my face and real e-mail on one. So you can call me a liar for a long as you like it makes no difference, i wanted full brexit. I ever went to a UKIP rally and met farage and Liam fox. I don’t lecture people.
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Clown Clown@
It’s sorted now.
No one thinks your a troll.
Enjoy the site.
Miserable š
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Ok, what if you have these on your car but it’s because:
1. It came with the car when you bought it 6 years ago?
2. You have neither the inclination to change it, nor do you fancy splurging money
on a Union Jack flag number plate and will only change if/when you are made
to?
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Just write in marker ‘fuck the Eu’ Harold!
Save a few quid.
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If your really ballsy hyphanate no-
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To save the embarrassment or bother of changing your EU number-plates perhaps you could change your name to Lord Heseltine and drive around in a blond wig while screaming out the window at pedestrians that Brexit is a terrible mistake and it must be stopped… don’t forget that to really get that “Heseltine” disguise convincing, make sure you regularly piss yourself.
Glad to help,Mr.Steptoe..
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Considering all of those criteria for being driver-whilst-remoaner, maybe Steve Bray should require a license and visual markings by-way-of an EU number plate in order to be pedestrian-whilst-remoaner. I’d vote for that in a referendum.
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Actually Dick, I was going to dress up like this character from Midsummer Murders
http://midsomermurders.org/stag2.jpg
If stopped by the police I will tell them my name is Dick Fiddler. I do hope that’s ok my liege.
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Thats the cunt which made me sneeze with his dodgy smell tweed jacket. Still came third on the poker so dont really care.
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On the other hand, this lot can go fuck off and burn…
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From January the 1st it will no longer be a legal requirement to have the EU flag on number plates so stop panicking, and also tyre specification of noise, wear , wet grip, so all of you have nothing to worry about
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My firm will no longer make number plates with the eu logo after January the first and I am looking forward to binning all I have left in the bin on December 31st , happy days ahead!
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I wouldn’t want an EU plate. I was thinking of getting a little rising sun flag for my Honda.
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Should have bought a Mazda (HQ Hiroshima), Allan, then you could have had a mushroom cloud on the plate instead.
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@Sidsix:
Donāt bin em, flog those EU plates to all those cunts in Oxford, Cambridge, Owen Jones and other cuntsš
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I bought a new car in Feb 19. It has an English flag on the plate.
Not a union jack. The cross of St George.
I told them that if they put an EU flag on the plate then the sale was cancelled…
Fuck the 4th Reich and fuck the SNP as well…
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Good call dioclese
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Well said Dio! šš
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They probably put a French engine in it.
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Good on you my man.
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These type of cunts try and conflate us leaving an overbearing, unelected, sclerotic, protectionist, Ponzi scheme racket called the EU( which we never ever voted to become a member of) with us actually physically leaving EUROPE!! Which as anybody with a double digit IQ would know is an impossibility……
Go and Fuck EU selfs ……….
CUNTS …….
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On a a similar theme, my dishwasher broke down over Christmas. (Mrs B had been pleading for a day off but I decided to run her into the ground.) As a result, Iām not in her good books. Sheās not forgiven me for her Christmas present. She nearly hit the roof when she unwrapped it. Still, I donāt think she was expecting me to give her a self inflating dinghy.
Anyway, thereās a shortage of all white goods at the moment in the UK because of COVID!
None of these machines are made in the UK. Whilst I thought Iād be freed from the EU shackles on the 1st Jan., it is with regret that I have to announce that the first delivery through my door will be a Jeeerman Bosch machine. Oh, the fuckinā shame. It wasnāt meant to turn out this way. Fuck right off.
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It could be worse! You could have had a Beeko product delivered with some brown-hued, illegal persons smuggled in the box and had your place subsequently burned to the ground.
Obviously you and your family would only have had any publiicity from the media if the media could somehow blame fire on the tories and/or Brexit..
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Percy is a firm believer in Beco products. He sharpens his beak on their coffee grinder.
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Evening Bertie, merry Christmas š²š²
We have a Meile washing machine,
Best appliance we ever bought!
Weight of a small car though and last forever.
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I know people with 1980ās Miele Washing machines that are still going strong.
An elderly acquaintance in her late 80ās, has a vacuum cleaner that was a wedding present 60 years ago.
Her carpets are a fucking disgraceš
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@Cuntfinder General
Some people mock those who say “they don’t make them like they used to”….. there is a reason that cliches exist and that’s because they’re true.
That’s the beauty about those old products, they last because they were built by craftsmen and never had that in-built obsolescence that modern electronics have.
Most old 80’s and 90’s films may have seemed naff and cheesey at the time but even my 70 year old boomer Dad, on reflection, really appreaciates a good, old-fashioned, 80’s/90’s action film like Predator or Demolition Man even though he though they were shite back in the day. Now he realises how bad modern films are.
….. kind of like how nobody really appreciated good, normal, old-fashioned, speech, thought and humour because we never even considered that we’d get uppity, authoritarian, little cry-bully wankers trying to shame or dox us for having opinions counter to their own. But that’s where we are.
Holy shit, that went from old fridges to fuck the millennials very quickly.
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Two:
I am a firm advocate of the old Chinese proverb:
Wise man cry once.
Foolish man save money, cry often.
I have high quality things I have purchased new or second hand-high quality, far superior to modern tat.
Mostly British, German or Japanese.
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@Cuntfinder General
Not Chinese though! Let that one sink in. The only thing that China has ever produced which has been successful in fulfilling it’s original purpose is the thing which the Chinese government claims originated from Australia.
Those guys are so humble they just can’t admit when they’ve done a thing nobody else could’ve done so they give Australia the credit. Good lads them Chinks.
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Australia started manufacturing in 1938 and gave up around 1944. So it couldna been us
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Correct! Even people like Sir Nigel and Douglas Murray are sometimes heard interchangeably using the term Europe to describe the EU but Douglas Murray (at least) always notices his mistake and corrects it.
I sometimes think that Big Gay Doug would have been a better spokesman for leaving the EU rather than Sir Nige.
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Hello Trolly McTrollface, how the devil are you? (rhetorical question, no need for any response).
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I cannot believe the Nashville bomber’s name:
Quim Warmer
Unbelievable.
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Anthony Quinn Warner.
Close but no cigar.
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@Cuntlestiltskin
Quinn is to Quim, what CLINT is to CUNT.
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Trolling much? (also rhetorical question).
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It’s probably only a vicious slur, but rumour has it that Lord Adonis walks around with an EU plate with the number R5 OLE stuck to his backside.
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Are you sure it doesn’t say F3LCH TH15?
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Haha just read this, just spat my beer out laughing! Cheers Ron,
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Evening Sid,
What you drinking?
Some decent beers from around your neck of the woods isnt there?
Im abstaining as working tomorrow morning.ā¹ļø
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Doom bar mnc, nice and cold ,been in the fridge last 3 days..the beer? Room temperature!
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@JonDoe
I’d like to make the same apology to you as I made to another user if I have incorrectly and undeservedly accused you of being a troll.
If I am incorrect in that assessment/accusation I apologise.
If this carries on, the admins will have to set up an apologies page with about 95% of the apologies coming from me.
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The RV and the suspect are a complete red herring, I’m almost certain it’s so they can soon invent a new “threat to democracy”, most likely a far-right Trumper, to scare attention away from recent truths that are coming to light.
Here are some facts.
1:Still images from the location before and during the explosion show clearly that the flash point does not originate at the RV, but immediately across the road.
2: Multiple witnesses are all saying that warning did not come from the RV, but from the speakers of the smart street lamps installed in the area.
3: The RV was parked outside of an AT&T building, AT&T were the ones contracted to do a forensic audit on the dominion voting machines. Where were those machines to be sent? You guessed it, Nashville.
4: The former owner of this building was part of Cerberus National Management. Cerberus owns guess what? DOMINION
5: Cerberus is run by Staple Streets Executives. Now who is the co-founder of Staple Street? None other than Joe Biden’s brother-in-law
This isn’t just some cockamamie conspiracy theory either, these are all confirmable facts. It doesn’t get more obvious that this an obvious, legitimate conspiracy being undertaken here, the rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper.
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What the fuck does RV even mean? I don’t even speak Conspiracy Theorish!
In the words of Samuel L Jackson…. “ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!”
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Recreational Vehicle, or a motorhome. The vehicle that is supposedly owned by said suspect and is at the very centre of this plot, being the reported origin of the warning and subsequent explosion .
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Okay KipperFlaps………… and why the fuck are you talking about RVs exactly?
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Who put sand in your Vaseline, man? There are more than enough cunts in the topics without you putting in so much effort to give us another.
Let me ask you, why are you responding to a chain regarding the Nashville bombing when clearly you don’t have the first fucking clue about it? I’m talking about the RV because it’s pivotal, nay, the entire crux of the Nashville bombing, to which this comment chain originated upon.
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@FlipperLips
The reason I initially responded to the opening gambit of this particular “chain” is that the prime mover of this “chain” has a black antifa flag as it’s avatar so my intitial thought was “Oh! This is a comment posted by a cunt!”
So as a result, I responded with as much passion, skepticism and vitriole as I could muster.
I generally cared not a tropical fruit-flavoured fuck about the subject of the initial posting and I still care not a fucking jot.
From what I can gather though, it’s a bunch of retards/yanks (same difference when you subtract your awesome constitution) killing each other….. so same shit different day.
I’m not sure why I should give a fuck. Please fill in below the reason I should give a fuck about your failed state and it’s fraudulant election?!
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OK, fella. Right you are. Still doesn’t explain why you would then go on to proactively choose respond to me in the manner you did, especially for someone who screams to care so little.
It’s clear for all to see that you are purposely being an antagonistic cunt here recently. One look at the previous comments within the latest posts see’s you seeking out people to start shit with. Textbook definition of trolling I guess. I shall leave you to it, I would go to Twitter if I wanted to converse with an arsehole.
Do me a favour though, don’t come back and apologise to me like you did all the others, once you realise how much of a prick you are being again. Clearly, like all the other recent apologies you left to people, it would only be insincere and I would rather you shoved it up your arse.
As a parting note though, just for the record, there is no “your constitution” or “your state.” I’m English you numpty.
You don’t have to be a national of a foreign country to be aware of major foreign current events and how those events could potentially affect your own country.
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@FlipperLips
Let me explain. At the moment of typing this, it’s coming up on 6AM GMT, I’ve had 12 bottles of 5.4% good stuff and a bottle of white wine and I’m still not ready to go to sleep…. I am however spoiling for a rumble……… you just happened to be the unfortunate fucker online at the time.
I’m not CHOOSING to be an antagonistic cunt, I just am one when I’ve had a skinful……. which I have……. so I am.
I’m also not a troll, merely engaging in troll-like behaviour on account of the blood in my alcohol stream.
Also, I’m not of the impression that I’m considered a troll on ISAC as I’m a long-time poster on here, I just have some issues (just ask Quick Draw McGraw) and my issues tend to manifest as troll-like behaviour.
If you don’t want an apology that’s fine, it saves me the time and effort in keystrokes (especially the backspaces due to drunken errors) but I prefer to do apologies in person however I wouldn’t want to apologise to you in person as dropping the nut on somebody is generally considered impolite.
In response to your condescending parting note, I used to be so keen and interested in the US and it’s political system that I also could’ve been mistaken online for a yank myself (Bill of Rights commited to memory since 2016 incidentally).
I guess you could say I’ve become black-pilled because even the septics with all of their haughty talk about 1A and 2A are doing fuck all about having democracy stolen from under their noses.
I don’t care if you’re a septic or not, you’re all a bunch of soft-arsed cunts to me.
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Take it easy man that avatar is just a regular garden variety false flag, not necessarily Antifa.
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My cousin makes ads, hereās a breezy one he did for Aussie number plates. No EU fuckwittery, just lads trying to impress the chicks!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5E7pDyFu_A
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Nice birds in those ads to be fair.
Do the plates saying anything else apart from “MATEEE”?
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I think not, as you can see from the ad, entire conversations can be carried by Strayan blokes by exchanging the word āmateā. And the dork got the attention of the cute chick!
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Where the fuck did FlibbertyJibbert go? I thought we were having a nice discussion.
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No EU plates on my Car but itās German but I wonāt buy one thatās under 25 years old as I donāt want to give them any money and modern BMWs are shite anyway and wouldnāt touch one with a barge pole.
The good news was last year it got a recall for a new steering rack and airbag which must of cost the Fatherland a small fortune for a car which cost me Ā£750.
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