Eddie Izzard (6)

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A There’s Nowt So Q ueer As Folk, Theres-No-Business-Like-Show-Business, look at me duckie, cunting please for that demented ex “comedian” soon to be Labour MP, Izzard, the boy/girl done good this week, his fans calling him a “trailblazer” (though I’d still call him a raving poofter) for “LGTVQABC123 comedy”.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/eddie-izzard-pronouns-she-her-transgender-b404753.html

What tremendous act of bravery did the raddled old queen come out with to make him the queen of wokedom?. Admitting to being a turd burglar?, breaking down and saying he had AIDS?. Knob polishing the winner of Strictly Come Mincing? Well, no – nothing quite so cutting edge as that: he allowed himself to use the pronouns “she” and “hers”.

A raving exhibitionist pervert, the smegma on the Labour party’s foreskin, hoping to become one of Starmer’s charmers. A bigger cunt than Blair and Mandy put together.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

And seconded by LeonardoDiCunty:

The cross dressing ‘funny man’ has announced he/she/it is in a ‘transition period’ and wants to be addressed as her/his.

I assume this is ahead of it formally becoming one of the sisterhood. Sadly I couldn’t read the rest of the article as It was pictured in leather skirt, pouting red lipstick and a strange blonde hairdo, shorter than, but not unlike the cunt from the Human League off of the eighties and I had to go off and puke.

Years ago this would have been freak show material with kids in the audience pointing and crying.

It’s just abymisal really that wrong uns get headline billing in the tabloids, are all ac Ross anti social media etc and are lauded as some sort of superhero sin society.

I fucking despair.

And thirded by Miserable Northern Cunt 

Eddie Izzard.

Ive never found him funny.
Creepy, certainly but not funny.
Now Edith Lizzard wants to be known by the pro nouns ‘she’ ‘her’ etc.
Took him till now, late middle age, to want this.
He also commits the crime of beret wearing.
This is ok for the armed forces but anyone else doing this is despicable!
Che Guevara, frank Spencer, every Frenchman, wolfie smith,
Its the sign of a wrong un, a bad egg, a warning that the wearer is a pariah.
Oh Betty.

46 thoughts on “Eddie Izzard (6)”

  1. Look at the fucking state of that. What a disgusting old poofta, the very queen of wokedom swinging it’s handbag at anyone who disagrees with it’s fanatical remoanerism.
    Labour MP you say ? I don’t see who is going to vote for this fucked up mess. Possibly in Brighton……maybe they could put it up against that Lucas cunt.
    Benders v tree huggers, that would be interesting. The modern Labour Party, God help us.

  2. I’m sure that rather fetching pink beret (Gay Paree chic,I believe it’s called), bright red lippy, serial-killer wig and insistence on being called “she” will have the traditional Labour voters rushing back to the Party come the next election. Hopefully it’ll be adopted as a candidate somewhere in the traditional Labour heartland and not just be handed some safe degenerate constituency down South…I’d love to see Her/She tottering through a council housing estate in Middlesbrough or Halifax in it’s high-heels,accosting locals to lisp endearingly “Can I count on your vote,dahlink?” afore taking the chance to sexually-assault the potential constituents as they stand pussystruck at the vision of exotic loveliness asking for their vote.

  3. I can’t tell you how much I’ve hated this insufferable cunt ever since his beret-wearing, foot-stamping appearance on Question Time when he spent the entire hour sticking his fingers in his years going ‘blah blah blah’ at anything that didn’t accord with his precious ‘views’. Before that he was a sometimes funny sometimes not comedian. Since that he’s been a bigger and more useless CUNT than Katie Price’s.

  4. It will say much about the state of politics in this country, if the male genitalled freak is elected to the House. Euthanasia ( enforced ) is the only solution to this problem.

  6. I think it’s great. If it stands in, say, Rotheram, Labour will never get another seat there – ever. So, let’s have more of this type as Labour candidates in the red heartlands. And by the way, looks a bit like that mad tranny copper from west yorks rozzers.

  7. And how is this thing supposed to empathise with the working class people he will be representing?

    He can’t he has been an attention seeking whore all his live and offers the electorate sod all.

    Put the fairy 🧚‍♀️ on a Christmas 🎄 and leave h there. Cunt

    • The thing that really fucks me off about this thing Izzard is that he/she did a newspaper interview before the last election, in which defending his aberration boasted that he didn’t buy “cheap” wimminz clobber but bought designer material – I wonder how many of his prospective constituents could afford premium priced handbags and clothing?. Also, given the cheap front of the curtain and spit and sawdust venues he performs in, how can he afford the clobber himself, unless he has a rich sugar-grandad.

  8. I remember reading somewhere that you can not stand for election if you are mentally deficient. I think not knowing what gender you are disqualifies Izzard in this criteria.

    Having said that, if the rule was enforced, the house of commons would be empty.

  9. Izzard is just an old fashioned transvestite like FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, but unlike Hoover who was a practicing, closet homosexual, Izzard is straight, not gay. He is a newcomer to the fake LGBT “community”. Gays used to HATE transvestites and transsexuals as they used to be called, before they changed it to transgender. But now they enlist the trannies into their ranks to boost the numbers and help the ongoing plan for degeneracy in Europe and America. So Izzard is just trying to get the credentials to be a legit LGBT “member”. As for being a Labour supporter, they jumped the shark long ago, they no longer represent the working class, so Izzard is not thinking of families in Blackpool.

    A few years ago, on the BBC for Comic Relief it must have been, Izzard was in deepest, darkest Africa, in a village full of happy-looking kids and he NOT in women’s clothes or wearing make-up like he ALWAYS does. Hmm, wonder why that was…

  10. HE is a poofter cunt. If he is ever elected, then God help the Labour party and this country. (Bet he’s not trying for one of the Northern red-line constituencies?

  12. The lauding of those who are clearly mentally ill is a strange new phenomenon.
    It looks like a granny with dementia that has escaped from a care home.
    In better times it would be in a cell,nice and quiet.

    Unfortunately we seem to live in shitty times.

    Granny needs the oven vaccine.

  14. Another cunt who pissed off to the USA to try and “make it big” then slunk back to Britain with his arse in his hand shortly afterwards.
    See also Russell Brand and Piers Morgan (cunts).

  15. I find him/her/it a bloody sight funnier now than I ever did as a so-called comedian.

    The fucking cunt.

  16. Saw the degenerate Edith on the final of Portrait Artist of the Year. Changed channel immediatly.
    Who is this thing trying to kid. Les Dawson was more convincing in drag.
    Be interesting if it gets a seat in the more enriched constituencies.

  17. He/It/She ? Should feel right at home in the Labour Party ?👎👎
    Who votes for these retards ? 👎👎

  18. Doctor: “I’m afraid it’s bad news, sir.”
    Eddie Izzard: “It’s madam, actually.”
    Doctor: “Sorry, madam. You have testicular cancer.”
    That’s the level of insanity we’ve reached now. Thank God I’ll never meet it, so I won’t have to address it as anything!

    • Sorry about the duplication. Got a message saying I had duplicated before I duplicated. Time for another coffee and to step away from the keyboard!

  20. If we’re allowed to choose our own pro nouns now can I now be referred to as God / Supreme Lord / Messiah? Probably not, I’d be told that even though I wished to be addressed this way, it would be inappropriate, however, if you’re an insane, lady/man you can do whatever you want.

    To be honest, I couldn’t give a flying fuck what Edward Lizard wants to be know as, he/she/it can choose whatever they want. But for the love of cunt, stop ramming it down my throat (wink wink nudge nudge), and stop saying how brave he is for doing something he wants to do. If I want to knock one out, I don’t have newspapers heralding my bravery.

  21. Never found this cunt remotely funny when he was a comedian. Now he is a repugnant leftist freak. Smarmer you deserve what you get. Fucksake what a shower of shit…..

    • I second that, Gutstick.

      I bet the Ripper would have loved to have gone to work on that with his vintage, wooden-handled ball-pein and Stanley ‘Yankee’ ratchet screwdriver.

      • Let’s face it, he made hand tools sexy. Unlike Katie Price, she made vaginas a turn off.

  23. I don’t know if he is a pooftêr a tranny or both, bit I saw him in Tesco once and he was looking at me like he was either thinking ‘what a goyo looking man’ or he thought I was a celebrity due to my presence and aura. Either way he can can go fuck himself and good morning to you all and go fuck yourselves.

    • Good looking.
      Damn phone can go fuck itself as well.

      (Good morning, B&WC. Can 2021 go fuck itself as well? lol – DA)

      • Not yet DA, I’ll try and correct my bad ways and hopefully 2021 will be a great year. I’ll be glad to see the back of 2020 to be honest. 👍🏽

      • Morning LL, old Eddie was probably looking for a bit of black as having a black partner is ‘on trend’ at the moment, so was practicing his patois chat up lines. 😁

  25. He’s so proud of his transgenderism or whatever bollocks he calls it, but wore ordinary clothes and no make up when he went back to his birthplace Yemen a while ago. They would have ripped him to pieces and he knew it.

  26. I couldn’t give a flying fuck if he wants to identify as an alien or a fucking cow, just as long as he fucks off and stops bothering the rest of us.
    Fucking luvvy twat.

  27. What horrible legs. Need hiding under something – long skirt, trousers … earth. Probably the last suggestion is best for everyone.

    • I can see every tattooed hairy arsed builder running to vote for “Eddie the Smeagol” – who will then of course reveal his long lost islamic faith to a baying mob of the p*edo murderer savages, thus guaranteeing permanent election in the hideous fucked up mess which used to be Labour but is now just a joke, quite literally, at our expense.
      This just guarantees normal people will never vote Labour into power but this is the rub – the KNOW they will never be elected, but as long as they get the Abadabba and crossgendervert vote to guarantee a few freaks in Parliament they don’t care – much easier to snipe and point fingers from the sidelines than have the responsibility of actually doing something meaningful.
      YOUR NAME IS EDDIE YOU TWAT!

  28. I saw Izzard performing many many times, BEFORE he became well-known; back in the days that HE was still refusing television exposure. Genuinely some of the most outstanding comedy I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a LOT.
    I was at his first gig when he wore a dress. He was still brilliant.
    Then he got famous. And right around the same time he transitioned into a cunt. This transition has continued and he is now a monumental cunt.
    Can’t help wondering what he’ll be when the transition is complete. A bl@ck hole of a cunt maybe, sucking complete universes into his cuntdom.
    What a HUGE FUCKING CUNT he is.

  29. Mildly amusing many, many years ago but has mutated into nothing more that a deranged and pathetic twat whose political rants should not be taken too seriously.

  30. Wotcher, Willie. Compliments of the season.
    I wonder if Fanny Izzard will move to Scotland, so as to be entitled to free jam rags ?
    Silly cunt.

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