Billie Eilish [2]

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Billie Eilish is a cunt.

Aside from being a stupid green haired talent-free whining twat and a fake ‘rebel’ who has been manufactured by the music industry, the whinging female version of the Young Ones’ Neil has done a cover of The Beatles’ ‘Something’.

Naturally, pieces of millennial arse cress and the likes of the Grauniad and BBC are acting like the whining emo bitch is the first one to cover the song, and also putting it about that the version by Eilish is also the best version.

Wrong on both counts. It’s been done before and it’s been done better.
Shirley Bassey, you cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgOGYWOKx2s

Nominated by: Norman

72 thoughts on “Billie Eilish [2]”

  1. Something about ‘Something’ I don’t like. I don’t know what it is just something.

    ‘Something in the day she woos me’. Women don’t do the wooing, men do the wooing.

    I always found George a bit creepy.

    • George was a strange cunt and no mistake. He preferred doing mickey mouse religions, hanging out with weird chanting baldy cunts and meditating to tubbing the gorgeous Pattie Boyd. No wonder she fucked off with Clapton.

      And yes, Ringo is a cunt for screwing Spy Who Loved Me era Barbara Bach. Beatles drummer and Barbara Bach? Richard Starkey is Viz’s Spawny get incarnate.

      • Yeah something about him. Said to P. Boyd ‘Well are you with him or me?’ No fighting for her I mean.

        Its not really a ballad. Something. Vague is the word I’m looking for. Like his spirituality..

        Poor lyrics like ‘you’re asking me will our love grow…I don’t, I don’t know’…’
        That poor imh.

        But yes mostly that eastern esoteric religion I disliked the most about him.

        I think I might cunt him.

      • He always used to whine that Lennon and McCartney got the lion’s share of Beatles albums and, through that, royalties. But Harrison couldn’t come near John and Paul if and when they were at their best. It’s like Sgt Pepper, still a thrill in its original mono. But the track ‘Within You Without You’? Fucking hell. What’s that all about and why was it allowed on the album?

        He used to resent Macca and all. Now we know Paul is a bit of a cunt, but his bass playing and guitar solo make and transform Harrison’s Taxman. Imagine it without either? It would be shit.

  2. Chinn & Chapman, Stock Aitken & Waterman, Simon cowpat – vampires preying on the music scene for the sole purpose of aggrandising middle of the road karaoke singers and making a fortune.
    Eilish is just another one squeezed out of the mould then sent to “Twatalan” fo’ dem edgy clothes innit.
    The ISAC carol concert at Fiddler towers will show these coves what real talent is – and I heard a rumour that Dominic Grieve will be doing a guest drum & bass set! 😀👍

    • I think its just a rumour, Mr Fox. I’ve been told Dominic was forced to pawn his drum kit and his Légionne d’honneur to pay the removal costs of f*cking off to France. He has gone, hasn’t he? He said he would and a QC and former MP wouldn’t tell porkies, would they?
      I’d heard Dawn Butler and Diane Abbott had been booked as a Pepsi & Shirley tribute act to headline the ISAC do as carols are now deemed too whyte & Chrîstîän (plus they were relatively cheap – five KFC bargain buckets each). We can’t upset the ethnics at this time of year what with it being the season of goodwill and all that entails. Apparently they’ve been practising very hard for the past year which is why we haven’t heard much from them recently. Such dedication on our behalf.

    • Chinnichap ruined Sweet. They were a really good band with some top musicians and a good singer. Saw Sweet once in 77 and it was a great gig. But all cunts know now is ‘Blockbuster’ and ‘Ballroom Blitz’ and they get lumped in with Mud and Gary Shitter when they should have been up there with T. Rex and Slade.

    • Billie Eilish has Allegedly, made a porn video. Probably not suitable for CUNTERS of a delicate disposition.

    • Is it like the Meg White sex tape? Remember that?

      That Jack White cunt was either insane or on the make. He actually fucked that retarded looking mute thing that ‘drummed’ (for want of a better word) for the Shite Stripes. Mind you, he did used to call her his sister when she was actually his wife. So my guess is either insane or inbred. But probably both.

  6. Billie? Shears?
    She’s pretty.
    Pretty stupid covering “something”. It’s 2020-everybody knows she should have done a version of “Blackbird”.

    Never heard her music, I “imagine” she sounds like a strangled cat, when “she came in through the bathroom window”.
    She looks like a burglars dog-a “hey bulldog”. Will she be singing this “when I’m 64?”. I fucking hope not.
    Billies knows life is “a long and winding road”, she probably thought, “in my life”, sometimes -“I want to hold your hand”-“whatever gets you through the night”, Billie.
    No need to “twist and shout” about it though, “help” can be found from “Dr Robert”, he will stop the “twist and shout” after a “hard day’s night”.
    Billie-life is like “a glass onion”, I find I get by “with a little help from my friends”-“in my life” – whatever happens “we can talk it out”.
    Anyway, gotta go-it rained “yesterday”, and as “tomorrow never knows”, today I shall be “fixing a hole, where the rain gets in”.
    Until then, “walrus”, “don’t get me down”, be a “paperback writer”, go sit in “strawberry fields” and cheer the fuck up.
    “The end”

    • She also did that dirge “No Time To Die” for James Bond, so when he finally becomes a black lesbian vegan the circle will be complete. Another bit of my childhood flushed down the crapper.

  8. His/her/they/it full name is Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O’Connell. Having Pirate as a middle name marks him/her/they/it as a cunt, the green hair is just the colourful topping on the whole sorry man/woman/group/thing.

      • I would imagine if you were married to it you would have to give her a good scutching on a regular basis.
        Just to keep her inline, and to make sure she didn’t get ideas above her station.
        Ugly little cunt as well.

  11. Wait a minute, that name reminds me once again of a certain Viz goalkeeper…. 😃
    Morning Kiwi 🥝
    Morning all.

  12. I’d never heard of her so had a listen on youtube..it’s pretty grim,all right…sounds like she’s suffered a stroke..still,I can see how it might appeal to a load of moody teenagers and tbf. the song is a fucking dirge at the best of times.

    Here’s one of my favourites to cheer everyone up….

    https://youtu.be/gr_eVcCAUXo

    • Quality track you chose there Dick. Will the lovely Billie’s efforts be remembered and played 50 years down the line? I think not.

      • I hope Billie’s efforts are remembered and played in 50 years time….give the Cunts a fucking good blast of Ed Sheran too…it’s the least that that the current younger generation deserve.

        Soft Wankers.

        Morning Kiwi
        Morning All.

      • It wouldn’t be a time capsule worth opening, music wise, with those little gems in it!

        Maybe the revolution will have happened by then, and the young folk of that later time would be made of sterner stuff that today’s weaklings. “What’s this shit? Sounds like a green hairded transbender” they’ll say.

        Fanciful thoughts though…..it will likely be as Rob Knott predicts.

      • @ Mr. Knott

        The Peacefuls would have my full support if ‘Something” by Billie Eilish was held up as an example of “music”.

        Morning,Rob.

  13. Have only seen and not heard and will keep it that way as long as possible. Mind you if it’s music is played on Heart, then I’ll probably hear it with the rest in the shite they play, as Mrs Mitten has it on, despite me complaining.
    Strange thing is Billie Eilish has a really decent pair of tits and it appears from ‘my research’ she is prepared to stick a cock in her mouth. If she washed and made an effort she’d probably look quite good.

    • Yeast, cheese, sulphurous egg and kippers.
      A bit of a breakfast if you like, try it with jerked pork 😉

    • Morning,B+WC.

      I recently got word from one of my vast Sugar Plantations in Barbados?Jamaica? ( I forget which,I own so many) that some miscreant has been putting up a tin-shack without permission…when approached by one of my Overseers he said…” I know nothing abaahhhttt it…It’s not a tin-shack,it’s a brothel….what’s yer sister’s arsehole taste like,you Caaannntttt?” before fleeing in an obviously stolen “Beemer”.

      Do you happen to know anything about it ?

      • Morning Dick, that must be the outlaw Mc White and Black cunt…he has been causing trouble on many a plantation in the west Indies.
        He hung abaaaaaht with me a few years ago and some of my slang has ribbed off on him. The locals don’t understand a word of what he says and he has fraudulently taken many a locals life savings…he really is trouble.
        He even called me a whitey the cheeky cunt. I am getting 30% of the profits so it’s not all bad

    • I dont know who Billy Fish is,
      But Norman says shes a fake rebel,
      In a world full of virtue signalling cunts the best way for her to rebel is announce she either
      A Christian
      A Republican voter
      Or just wants to get married to a man and cook his tea.
      Shed become a rebel then!!
      Campaign against trannies,
      Thatll get you air time and your image seen,
      Possibly 3yr in nick too?
      Cool!!👍👍

      • Yeah, as the rest of the world falls into line with the libtard, media driven agenda we are the rebels now, we are the punk rockers.
        Siouxsie Sioux is 63 years old.

  17. “Something in the way she moos”
    Fucking terrible.
    Ol’ blue eyes did a decent version of this too.

  19. Is it a circus act ?
    Lives in the same trailer as the Bearded Ladies ?
    I bet the midgets tease it. Kicking it in the cunt ( Does it have one ? ) and running through its legs.
    Cruel little cunts.
    Throw it a bun.
    Good morning.

  20. “What would you think if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?”
    Damn right I would.
    Now fuck off you talentless millennial freak.

  21. Dont know who this cunt is.
    A few years ago there was a programme of new Beatles covers. Some whining gay boy was wheeled on to destroy ‘Here comes the Sun’. Fuck me it was dire. He wouldnt sing ‘little darling’ for some woke gay reason, although it wasnt clear what that was.
    Something has been covered by many singers, including Sinatra and as Norm says, Bassey. I dont want to ever here this cunt destroy it. I dont think George has ever been bettered anyway.

  23. An evil factory-spawned pixie trying to make snot and slackjaw cool. Her ‘lyrics’ are just the most infantile gibberish that happens to rhyme, and you thought Gobbie Williams was a hack. No I don’t feel bad for cunting a barely-not-a-kid-anymore, she is an evil possessed troll whose sole purpose is to take an entire generation down with her. I don’t think she even has a cunt, just a gaping front-bottom maw of maggoty flea-infested stygian swamp-filth that Beelzebub sticks his hand straight into to scoop out her ‘nectar’.

  24. It’s not a she or a he it’s a thing.

    Something is one of the most covered songs in the history of pop, what next, My Way?

    Looks like a blimp, fuck off.

  26. Talking of why the fuck pop maggots, it was breaking news last night that the fat one from little mix was leaving the ‘band’
    I’m sure everyone here is distraught at the thought nine year old kids, who can only be the ones interested in them, will be spared the sight of it wobbling away onstage in some strained fishnet sack.

  28. When I think of the 70s pop totty that was around. Suzi Quatro, Kate Bush, Olivia Newton John, Kiki Dee, Agnetha and Frida, Sheena Easton, Sally Carr, Lynsey de Paul, Sheila B Devotion, Kelly Marie, Pans People/Legs & Co, Linda Rondstadt, Rita Coolidge, Carly Simon, Shirley Bassey, Amii Stewart, Karen Carpenter (when she wasn’t emaciated), Bobbie Gentry, Hot Gossip, Debbie Harry and others.

    Now, what have today’s young lads got? Billie fucking Eilish. If any lad can raise the flag up the pole and then do a salute to that, then they are a better cunt than I.

    • And the second wave of pop fanny in the 80s. Belinda Carlisle, Debbie Gibson, Laura Brannigan, Sabrina Salerno, Tracie Young, Susannah Hoffs, Sheila E, Sam Fox, Kim Wilde, Tiffany, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, and the blonde one from Bananarama.

      I won’t include Madogga. Because she’s always been a minger and about as attractive as a bad egg. A bit like Eilish really.

  29. I hasn’t heard anything by this alleged singer/songwriter but was slightly intrigued by Norman’s cunting, so Googled and watched it on YouTube. It was absolutely, fucking horrendous. It sounds like a three quarters pissed, 5 year old, junkie lesbian who can’t sing. The human race deserves more than this laughable excrement. Paul McCartney would be whirling in his grave if he wasn’t still alive.

    For any cunters brave enough…….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzffj9MZH4A

    • Even Linda McCartney was preferable to Eilish. Yes, astonishingly, even Linda was better looking and more musically gifted. She actually wasn’t either, so that tells us all we need to know about Billie Eilish.

      Eilish and Yoko Fucking Ono? Now, that is a tough contest….

    • Listened for about 20 seconds, couldn’t bear anymore. Next cunting should be for the youtube comments which accompanied it.

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