BBC Sports Personality of the Year [2]

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BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Yeah, I’m nominating it now. Let’s face it, we all know that this is going to be nothing more than three hours of various boring, woke, sporting nobodies telling us how absolutely awesome they are, showing their identity politics and virtue signalling, before Lewis Hamilton wins the award. And a less deserving sack of shit there is not. He’s spent the entire year bending the knee, forcing other, soft cunt, drivers to take knee, and issuing veiled threats to the few drivers who refused to take the knee. Then there’s the “I’m nothing more than a slave” interview he did, while wearing a huge chain with a padlock on it around his neck, while wearing Mercedes branded merchandise, a company that actually did use slave labour during the second world war. But wait, those slaves were white, so, y’know, they don’t count. I won’t even get into his climate hypocrisy.

On a happier note, Tyson Fury has told the producers to go fuck themselves, and he won’t be appearing. I’m starting to like this guy.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

73 thoughts on “BBC Sports Personality of the Year [2]”

  1. Tyson Fury for me!👍

    Admin in the header pic next to Tyson, is that a young Don Estell?

    • A Man of war who is prepared to die or kill so he can look in the mirror and know.
      A racist terrorist supporting piece of ballast who drives an overgrown Scalextric which is so far ahead of the rest it should have its own series.
      I wonder if Dominion Software are counting the votes..
      Fuckoff Lewis.

    • Well I can see the resemblance even if no-one else can.
      I do like these celebrity look-alikes. Mind you my wife and daughter say things like “looks nothing like him/her

    • You aren’t the only one that gets us mixed up, and it is starting to wind me up.

      Just this morning in the queue for my Covid jab; “Ooh, ‘scuse me, are you Hollie Doyle, the fabulous lady jockey that is winning loads of races and beating all the men? Must say, you’re quite a bit fatter and older than I thought.

      Mind if we have a selfie?”

      No, I most certainly am fucking not, and no, you can fuck off with that camera.

  2. Well at least Hamilton has got some competition on the cunt stakes.
    “For those of you watching in black and white, Ronnie O’Sullivan is the one who’s a cunt”

  3. We all know it’s going to be HammeredBum, none of the others have been as vociferous about BLM. Just to be on the safe side, he’d best go and find a rope pull on the inside of his garage door first to bolster the win.

  4. Tyson Fury is taking legal action against the BBC to remove him from the nominees as they refused when asked politely.

    The BBC says nominations have nothing to do with the nominees so tough shot Tyson.

    I think he should accept the nomination and hopefully win. He could make an interesting acceptance speech the BBC would never forget……….the big dossers.

    • I think we all should vote for him, that will set the cat among the pigeons.:-)

      SPOTY was once a great programme but has become little about sport and all about BBC theatre, you could imagine it has the same production team as Strictly Come Dancing.

      Another website I visit (ARRSE) has its’ own SPOTY forum, Site Penis of the Year. I guess Robin would have been a shoe-in for that one if Admin did it here.

      • It also has World Penis of the Year, among the contenders are:
        Harry Hewitt,
        Piers Morgan,
        Manchester,
        Owen Jones
        etc.

        If it were not for ISAC’s civvy contingent there’d be a good case for a merger…

  6. I stopped watching this shit fest when the fucking Lycra crew kept winning repeatedly and also because that prick Linecunt features prominently, no doubt trousering a cool six figure sum OF OUR MONEY to host it.

    As for this year I am at least relieved the suits have found a way round the Rashford dilemma because two blambos using SPOTY as a political platform really would be beyond the pale. I hope they switch off the tax dodger’s mike!”

    Tyson is far and away the most deserving recipient; Broady would deserve it too and it should be a matter of immense embarrassment that ABBC have taken two decades to even nominate the best snooker player in history.

    I haven’t a fucking clue who the woman is (who has?) but no doubt she is only in there to stymie the usual politically correct ‘unrepresentative’ protests.

    #spotygofuckyourselves

  7. I stopped watching this shitfest when the fucking Lycra crew kept winning repeatedly and also because that prick Linecunt features prominently, no doubt trousering a cool six figure sum OF OUR MONEY to host it.

    As for this year I am at least relieved the suits have found a way round the Rashford dilemma because two blämbos using SPOTY as a political platform really would be beyond the pale. I hope they switch off the tax dodger’s mike!”

    Tyson is far and away the most deserving recipient; Broady would deserve it too and it should be a matter of immense embarrassment that ABBC have taken two decades to even nominate the best snooker player in history.

    I haven’t a fucking clue who the woman is (who has?) but no doubt she is only in there to stymie the usual politically correct ‘unrepresentative’ protests.

    #spotygofuckyourselves

    • My god, I hate that fat bitch. Hopefully 2021 will be the year she contracts cancer of the stomach due to her obesity.

      • A bit harsh TtCE. 😂

        However if you were to stick a tenner on the porker popping her clogs due to a heart attack, stroke or undiagnosed type 1 diabetes within the next couple of years. Then I think you would be quids in.

      • Not harsh enough, I reckon OB!
        Alas, I have a real problem with fat fucks. They disgust and irritate the ever-loving shit out of me, as well as costing us tons of NHS money due to their lack of self-discipline.

    • Have a look at some of the MotoGP riders. Very few of them toe the line; Cal Crurchlow, Jack Miller etc bloody good blokes.

    • That is fucking nauseating. Christ knows what shite is going to be on the telly this Christmas.
      Talking Pictures TV will probably be the channel to stick to, plus some Terry Thomas, Alastair Sim, Oliver Reed, Michael Caine, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton ( Broadsword calling Danny Boy ) films.
      Bollocks to Dawn French.
      The blob of shite.
      Good evening, Norman.
      Good evening, all.

      • Hi Jack –
        Watched an old B&W episode of The Saint last night. Roger Moore was excellent as usual and who should pop up playing an Italian villain – Oliver Reed. Top entertainment. Cheers – IY.

      • Hello, IY. Used to love watching The Saint, all those years ago.It always seemed glamorous, a bit of escapism from the humdrum of normal life. Roger Moore was perfect for the part.
        Olly was a brilliant actor, one of my favourites. That’s why I chose him for my avatar. Forty years ago I actually looked like that photo.
        He claimed to be descended from Peter The Great. Whether there’s any truth in that, I have no idea, but it’s a good story.

      • @Norman. Superb. I could listen to him all night. If Burton and Reed had been in negotiations with Barnier and Macron, we’d have fucked the Eurocunts off four years ago. They’d have shit themselves.
        And so would Boris.
        The cunt.

      • Saw a wonderful t shirt a few years ago,picture of Oliver Reed and the words ‘Oliver Reed , lost in action 2/5/99’.
        A man with many faults but a great actor and a man who would look after his mates.

    • Fatty French likely used to nosh on Lenny’s black mamba until he found a slightly less heavily upholstered companion.

      Perhaps she still craves a bit of mandingo?

  9. Sports Personality – isn’t that a contradiction in terms? Sports people can be great in their field but generally, not always but usually, the ones I have seen interviewed have a personality bypass.

    • I mean how do you explain Andy Murray? They might just as well have interviewed his tennis racket.

    • Arsolutely correct, Cuntology. Sports personality is a contradiction in terms.A bit like me, really.

    • Arsolutely correct, Cuntology. Sports personality is a contradiction in terms.
      A bit like me, really.

    • Yup.

      Pele – boring cunt
      Steve Davis – boring cunt
      Nigel Mansell – boring cunt
      Franz Beckenbaur – boring cunt
      Roger Federer – boring cunt
      Michael Schumacher – boring cunt (yes, even before his accident)
      Michael Owen etc etc

      And many, many more.

      A few exceptions, but they’re usually mad cunts.

      Alex Higgins
      Most boxers (too many hits to the head)
      George Best
      Paul Gascoigne
      Ben Stokes
      etc.

      • Boring cunts.

        Gary Linekunt
        Martina Neverhadherlegova
        Bjorn Borg
        Pete Sampras
        Frank Bruno
        Pep Fraudiola

        Not boring cunts.

        James Hunt
        Eric Cantona
        John McEnroe
        Chris Eubank
        Ian Botham
        Diego Maradona (he’s still a cunt though)

      • Aye Diego was a cunt, but certainly a character. Off his tits most of the time. Once shot four journalists with an air rifle for taking pictures of him at home through the gates. Those tapped phone calls to the Italian mafia were funny too. Drunk and ordering hookers and drugs at 3a.m, like he was ordering a pizza.

        Had loads of scraps. I recall one on the pitch for Barca where he karate kicked a physio in the face and tried to take on the other team in a mass brawl in the Spanish Cup final. Right in front of the royal family.

        Mad cunt really.

      • I agree. His time at Old Trafford was sadly too late and too brief. But what a player and what a character.

      • Norm – Who was the Swedish player than showed up at OT late in his career and banged in the goals for fun anyway?

      • You forgot Jonny Wilkinson the fucking boring automaton cunt.

        Jesus can you imagine a night out with him? I bet even when England won the world cup he was in bed half an hour after the final whistle

      • Evening IY, Larsen was a great player and would have been great to see him in the PL earlier in his career instead of the mediocre foreign imports that are prevalent, remember that Southampton player who bullshitted his way into the team by pretending to be George Weah’s cousin in the 90’s?

      • Evening LL. Yes, I do remember that bullshit artist. Came on as a sub and was subbed if I recall correctly. Seems like a million years ago.

        Larson was a great player. I haven’t seen too many great players in the flesh. A while back now, I got to see Ginola and Klinsmann play for Spurs. Berbatov too. Very exciting to watch. Harry Kane isn’t worthy of speaking their names.
        Hope you’re doing well my friend. Cheers – IY.

  10. Even though Fury did the ‘Pikey lives matter’ thing I think everyone should vote for him just to piss the BBC off. They’d have to give it someone who refuses to come on.

    They might even get him to agree to a live interview by video in which he tells them to fuck off. Which would be great.

    Hamilcunt will win it for ‘driving’ a car which is much faster than anyone else’s.

    • That would be great. I’m gonna make an exception and register just to vote for Tyson if his name stays on the ballot

  11. Hamilton, by three laps. Any other result would be racist.
    I can honestly say that I’ve never watched this shit show.
    Get To Fuck.

  12. Lewis Hamilton bangs on about slavery whilst taking vast sums from Mercedes Benz. The black slaves on the plantations were an economic asset that their owners paid a great deal of money for and were therefore looked after. I would imagine that the life expectancy of a plantation slave was greater than that of a free person in Africa. However, the slaves working for Mercedes Benz were worked to death; it was part of the plan.
    Should we make young Lewis aware of this or would it be too difficult a fact for him to accept….

    • 70,000. That’s the number of slaves that Mercedes used. That’s 70,000 people that Hamilton has ignored, because they weren’t black.

  13. Same old wankfest.Not watching.Not interested.Back slapping by The Bloated Broadcasting Clowns.Boring.

  14. Update! Tyson Fury has threatened to sue the BBC if it doesn’t take his name off the list of nominees. The BBC is refusing. See how insane they are? How easy would it be to just remove someone from the list if that person asks for it? But no, the BBC just HAVE to be monumental dicks and dig their heels in. I’m calling for everyone, therefore, to vote for Tyson Fury as Sports Personality. I really want to see him appear on the show via Zoom, just to tell the presenter to shove the award up their arse. It would be beautiful.

    • He should of won it in 2015 when he went to Germany and schooled Klitschko in his own back yard.

  15. Fuck that shitshow.
    It’s become a pantomime for all the cunts of The Rainbow.
    I’d rather watch Flabbott eat 3 buckets of De Chiggun.
    Hope the roof falls in.

  16. Tyson has told the BBC to fuck off and good on him for telling the woke cunts where to go. Cunt Hamilton will no doubt win it due to his BLM bollocks, not because of his driving abilities. Let’s face it the novice Russell drove his car last week and if not for two deliberate fuck ups in the pits he would have won. This week Russell in a different car was somewhere around 15th. Just shows that you could plant any of the F1 arses in cunt Hamilton’s car and they would win. Hamilton is a lucky anti white (but I’ll take the dosh from good old whitey) cunt that he stumbled into a team with the best car, the racist little cunt.

    • I’ve said before on this site that without the best car on the grid, and it is by a country mile, that Hamildrone is just another run of the mill driver.

      That drew some ire from a couple of more knowledgeable cunters re: F1, that little Lewis is, in fact, fucking awesome! Who’d have thunk it. 🙂

      • HammeredBum never got that Scalextric he coveted for Christmas, so made it his life’s mission to subject viewers of F1 to his frilly pink “I’m not gay though” antics.

        I haven’t spent 41 years on this Earth as a bummer to not be able to spot another one a mile off. Rondildo’s another one. Nadal and Balor might swing both ways.

      • Spot on about Lulu Hamilton. Just like those fritters, Harry Styles, Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams and ex-England goalie ‘Calamity’ James. All secret members of the vaseline society.

  17. Is the ‘personality’ part of the award to make up for their less than conventional good looks?

  18. This is the program that tried to convince anyone watching that Andy Murray has a personality by awarding him the title.
    Whatever happened to that boring, dour moribund cunt?

  19. Andy Murray survived Dunblane and has been a miserable cunt since 😗

    Andy will have a personality, when his cunty mother says he can😂

    • He can’t dance and she can’t win a tennis match. Or was it the other way round?

    • ‘The Babysitters’ made me fair howl.

      Like I tell people, we shouldn’t give the McCann’s such a hard time. They did hire a nanny, but then Louise Woodward cancelled on them last minute.

  21. I’ve never liked the Pikey, although i’ve always wanted him to whip flashboy Joshua if only to wipe the smug grin off Eddie Hearn’s cunt face. But he has just gone way way up in my estimation…….telling the BBC to fuck off and threatening to sue their arses!! Fucking hero!!
    The only way he could top this is to turn up and chin Linekunt. Imagine the viewing figures for that !! As it is nobody is going to watch one greasy virtue signaller licking the bumhole of another. The thought of it has just made me do a little bit of sick in my mouth.
    Cunts!!

  22. We definitely need to vote for the boxing cunt in the SPOTY competition, otherwise the gay, F1 steerer will win. That would be annoying. Bunch of poofs,

    • If he likes the grand pricks, then so be it. What offends is him pretending he doesn’t, when he so blatantly does.

  23. Certainly now, this should be retitled NONE PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR – all taken out and shot – the one that lasts the longest before dying is the winner

  24. We all know the block faced tuppence licker Klaus Balding will be presenting with JugLugs and fuck knows who else.
    I’ll take sky arts

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