The House of Cunts (4)

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Just read a report that these cunts have spent £2 million on booze in the last 5 years.

Fuck me, that’s cheap booze, subsidised by us as well as the cheap food they scoff in their subsidised restaurants.

What a wonderful little club eh? You turn up in the afternoon, collect your £315, have a kip on the red benches then go on to the “finest wines available to humanity”.

Then, totally pissed, you get a taxi home, claimed for on expenses…….if you can fucking remember.

And what do these arselicking cunts do anyway? The only thing I can remember them doing is spending four years trying to fuck up brexit, that’s the only time I can remember them brushing off the cobwebs and getting their greedy p*ncing noses out of a wine glass.

And there are more than 800 of these fucking parasites, a legislative body second in membership only to the Chinky commie “Parliament”.

This institution is not fit for the 21st century…….a bunch of freeloading cunts!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8943967/House-Lords-spent-nearly-2million-alcohol-five-years-figures-show.html

52 thoughts on “The House of Cunts (4)”

  1. Troughs never full enough for that special breed of pig ‘the Westminster saddleback’.
    Never enough cheap drink
    Never enough cheap food
    Never enough expenses claims
    Oink if you want dessert.
    These pissed up derelicts have never done a days work,
    Theyre like ticks sucking the lifeblood of this country.
    Well if ai had my way these well fed porkers would squeal!!
    A healthy dose of manual labour at bayonet point should fix them,
    Any that drop can be buried where they fell,
    Any refusing can have a bullet .
    Our biggest enemy is the political classes.

    • What’s the point of having bayonets & wasting bullets to shoot the filthy, lazy cunts? 😊

  2. And all this is before that sozzled fat traitorous cunt Ken Clarke has taken his seat and got in on the act.

  3. I used to think that it was ridiculous that a group of unelected inbreds,God-botherers,political cronies,crooked businessmen etc. could have a say in the lawmaking of this Country but then I look at the House of Commons and think that perhaps the elected bunch of professional windbags,criminals,sycophants and serial failures aren’t any better.

    House of Lords….expensive,pointless Wankers.
    House of Commons…Self-interested,criminally incompetent,corrupt Wankers.

    A curse on both Houses…and Fuck them.

    • I assume there will be no parliament when you seize power in Northumbria, Dick?

      In the Roman Republic, they had elected officials called tribunes who could veto laws passed by the Senate. You could only hold this office once and only for a year.

      • Morning,Mike.

        “All great empires die from within.”…ever get the feeling that we (Western “civilisation”) are well on the way?..and what’s more,we deserve it.
        If it’s good enough for the Romans,it’s good enough for us.

      • I don’t know about that Mike.

        I remember years ago the only teacher who I ever respected arguing that while religion changed attitudes and perceptions, failure of civilisations came about through blood being weakened due to interbreeding between the dominant and subservient people..this lowered intelligence and morality as the generations passed.

        Of course, my teacher was a hideous racist and a source of great inspiration to me.

      • Morning Dick, morning all.
        “All great empires die from within.”
        That’s very true.
        The late great Fred Dibnah said: “The Roman Empire collasped because of all that homosexualality” or words to that effect.
        Doubt that episode will be shown on the current series of repeats!

      • Fred Dibnah was a Great Man…Confirms my belief that The Gays would be at the bottom of the problem….hiding behind the cubicle-wall while fucking things up.

        Morning,Cuntalugs.

      • Fred Dibnah was indeed a great man!
        Last tv presenter who ever did a mans job or got his hands dirty.
        An a great northerner.
        Rip Fred

      • Exactly.
        Always made made laugh when he decided to sink a mineshaft in his back garden.
        Also got through several wives. Must be something to do with that greasy flat cap of his!

  4. Two of very few places I know where you can turn up to work and can drink alcohol without the risk of disciplinary action.

    What a fucking joke. These cunts are paid to supposedly work; is it too much to ask that they perform their duties whilst not intoxicated?

    As the National Obesity Forum advocates, the two houses should become alcohol free.

    • Indeed. Bonfire night should be a national holiday when we celebrate the life of the one person who tried to rid our country of this vermin.

  8. I seem to recall when the BBC were first allowed to into the Palace of Westminster to televize things like PMQT, they were told they were not allowed to let the cameras stray onto MPs and Lords who looked “tired and emotional”

    Instead, they had to focus on the MP or Minister in question and at all times.

    Not sure if that rule still stands, but looking at the header pic clearly not.

    And yet no one is brought to account about this. It’s just accepted.

  10. Pity the poor cleaners, having to clean up all the piss, shit and drool.
    Bar the doors, throw in a few grenades, then burn it to the ground.
    Happy days.
    Good morning.

    • Very good idea.
      Perhaps we could get the Russians in with that Valium gas first for some japes.
      Then grenades.
      White phosphorus will do the job nicely.
      Just ask the Mossad😀

  11. It’s not really the House of Lords anymore, it should be called the house of donors, there should be no tanned types or dar quays, just homogeneous inbred cunts with right wing views like myself and Lord Monckton, utter rats nest and has been collection of cunts!!!

    • Minimum wage.
      The cunts should get minumum wage, or voluntary work only !
      If it wasnt such a lucrative gig theyd be less keen.
      Might get people who actually cared?
      Rather than some old drunk filling his pockets from the buffet.

      Ps
      Morning!
      Nice to see im not the only one who pissed the bed!

      • Up at 0530 hrs this morning. Plenty of time to rest when we’re dead. Out with the dog, then home for tea and 🍰.
        Lovely.
        Morning, MNC. 👍

      • Morning Jack
        Sorry been out with the dog myself, (Strines weir)
        Big walk then my favourite bakers for boiled ham viennas.

        No sleep till Buxton!

    • You are correct, of course,Captain. Blair had the real lords thrown out because they were obstructing his agenda of filth. They have been replaced by every kind of pervert and corrupt freeloader cunt imaginable.

      The Lib Dems, who rarely have more than a dozen MPs and often many less, have somehow got 89 members of The House of Filth. This country is rotten to the core.

  12. If ISIS blew the whole place to bits id laugh my head off. Everything the cunts do makes this country worse. Two trillion in debt. Cunts. Fucking cunts.

  13. They are in the same league as these cunts, we are fucking doomed-

    Priti Patel on Friday night hit back at attempts by 82 black public figures to halt the deportation of up to 50 Jamaican criminals next week, saying she was “unapologetic” about removing people who posed a risk to the public.

    The 82, including Naomi Campbell, the historian David Olusoga and actors Naomie Harris and Thandie Newton, have written to airlines urging them not to carry the Jamaicans the Home Office wants to deport. They claimed that if next week’s and other similar flights went ahead there was a risk of the unlawful removal of people who have the right to remain in the UK.

    However, Ms Patel’s department issued a breakdown of the 50 Jamaicans’ criminal records, which comprised a combined total prison sentence length of 294 years including two life sentences counted as 20 years each.

    The 50, whose offences included murder, rape drug dealing, child sex, grievous bodily harm, firearms possession, importing drugs, manslaughter and attempted murder.

    • We need to build our own Con Air. Prisoners will depart from specially built secure government airports with armed soldiers preventing drippy lefties from getting on the tarmac. A bit of spending policy I could get behind.

  14. Incredible when you think about it, that this is how the country is governed (apparently).

    Weld the doors shut and let the rats eat each other. Then send the survivor to North Korea.

  15. A House of Ill repute which may as well be turned into a pub. Oh no, we’re trying to close all those aren’t we?
    The thing is more cunts are appointed each year than die off so it just keeps getting bigger and bigger and more expensive. For example the Lib Dumbs have 11 MPs and 89 peers. That’s EIGHT times the number! How the fuck does that work? And every one of them a stinking, remoaning anti British p*nce. There’ll be another round of the bastards in the new year.
    Hang them all I say. Take out the trash.

  16. Tony Blair, Satan’s envoy on earth, was giving away peerages for a meagre £500k donation to the labour party.

    Tells you all you need to know about the cunts in the HoL, with their paws on the levers of power.

  17. Do they get subsidised inco-sheets to sit on in case their susbsidised booze makes them soil themselves? The dictionary definition of ‘Parasite’.

  18. Sleeping on the job, sacking offence….. How the fuck can these cunts function even if they were of any use if they are falling asleep.

    Cunts!

  19. I went on a tour of the Palace of Westminster and in the Lords there are speakers set into the benches. (You can see them in the photo) The guide said that when the cunts “appear” to be asleep they are actually leaning over to listen at the speakers.
    ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS!! They are pissed and having a kip. We’ve all been there…… but we don’t get cheap booze and we don’t get paid 300 notes every time we do it. If we did we’d all be alcohol sodden pissheads like those cunts.

    • Oh wow! That’s fucking hilarious! You should go back and show him that picture above. Clearly, they are paying 100% attention, especially the old dear in the white jacket and black blouse!!!!

  20. Part of the problem is in that picture in the nom. The average age of a member of the house of lords is tyrannosaurus rex. I am not far off 60 and I can’t keep my eyes open in the afternoon. Listening to tedious legal discussions, these antique cunts have got no chance.

    Then there are the people in it. A recent admission was Ian Botham. Now, he is one of my sporting heroes, a true English legend. BUT, what the fuck does he know about running the country and making laws? He is famous for two things – swinging a bat and going for a long walk.

    Bring back Guy Fawkes and blow the place up, with every one of them inside.

    • Yeah and what does Baroness Knightsbridge, Karen Yo Yo Knickers Brady, know about running a country? She can’t even run a football club without 99% of it’s fans wanting her arrogant arse kicked down the road. Mind you, West Ham are cunts so they deserve the old whore.

  21. It always puzzled me when I was younger that the more you earned, the more free stuff you got. It doesn’t anymore, just annoys me.
    The Lords should be a civic duty, and that’s how the vermin in ermine would have everyone believe, but how in the name of fuck can anyone earning over 300 quid a day think they need expenses, or subsidised anything? I barely make that a week, and I’m not given fuck all, no transport costs, no food subsidy.
    And, I don’t get paid for turning up to work, I get paid for the actual work I do. This little club of entitled cunts don’t have to do anything other than show up to get their bounty.
    In my opinion, the biggest cunts of the bunch are those that rallied against the lords during their usually socialist political career, only to jump at the chance to be one when it’s offered. Kinnock, Prescott and Hain are three of the biggest hypocrites walking the earth, but I’m sure there are more there too.
    In the coming days of despairing austerity, this unbridled avarice cannot be tolerated.

    • I’d forgotten about that traitorous piece of shit Kinnock. What did he call them?…….”a collection of brigands and thieves” or something like that.
      About the only thing the cunt ever got right and he’s the biggest thief of the lot, not to mention his Mrs and his obnoxious progeny.

      • Politics is just a game of look at them, don’t look at me. Far easier to point out the oppositions’ faults and flaws than live up to your own boasts.
        That’s why it’s a cunts game.

  22. If but one of the fuckers get covid, the last thing they will all be drinking is the water dripping into their coffins..

  23. They should have a bloke with a cattle prod who shocks these freeloading cunts when they turn up by chauffeur to drink champagne, eat like a king and have a kip for £300.

    That’ll sort the cunts out.

  25. Cromwell got a check earlier. Not least because it’s the best rant in the English language, his famous “In the name of God, go!” speech deserves to be read – or shouted – in full:

    It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place,

    which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice.

    Ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government.

    Ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

    Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?

    Ye have no more religion than my horse. Gold is your God. Which of you have not bartered your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

    Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defiled this sacred place, and turned the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices?

    Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation. You were deputed here by the people to get grievances redressed, are yourselves become the greatest grievance.

    Your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse this Augean stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings in this House; and which by God’s help, and the strength he has given me, I am now come to do.

    I command ye therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place.

    Go, get you out! Make haste! Ye venal slaves be gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.

    In the name of God, go!

  26. It seems like those con time share things. You get paid for attending and free food and drink but ONLY if you turn up and stay for the meeting.
    A load of bullocks.

    P.s I’ve not been to one but have read about them. Don’t do it.

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