Sam Smith (4)

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A wears ‘their’ heart on ‘their’ sleeve cunting for non-binary, self obsessed Sam Smith.

It seems that the whiney-voiced wanker just can’t help emoting all over the place at the drop of a hat. Now ‘they’ have let it be known that ‘they’ want to have children by the time ‘they’ are 35.

‘I want to be mummy’ trills the twat. Bless.

Sorry to break this to you sunshine, but in order ‘to be mummy’ you need a cunt. It ain’t enough just to be one.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

84 thoughts on “Sam Smith (4)”

  1. Oh, for fucks sake. What is it? Why is it’s ‘wants’ plastered all over the media? Shut your gob you vile thing. Heartily sick of these twats. Breakfast (just eaten!) now splattering all over my computer.

    • Whatever Sam Smith is and wants to be, ‘he’ isn’t a woman. If ‘he’ still has a cock, biologically ‘he’ is a male. If ‘he’ has chopped off ‘his’ cock, then ‘he’ is a EUNUCH.

      Whatever Sam Smith is, ‘he’ is a CUNT!

      • They needs handing over to ISIS. Evil cunts, but them fuckers do know what to do with monumental tossers like this.

  2. What the fuck is that?
    Sam smith sounds like a cowboy name but he looks like Mark Almond, right little ducky darling.
    Hes the one whos always crying isnt he?
    No way id let this fucker near a dog nevermind a child.
    Looks like camp Dracula

      • ‘Jacky’! Marc Almond seems to come across as a nice bloke when interviewed and was very respectful to Gene Pitney over ‘Somethings Gotten Hold Of My Heart’ including some TV programme was going to cut Pitney’s bit out as there wasn’t enough time to show it all. Marc Almond told them to play all of it or none of it. They played none so he lost out, but, stuck to his principles.

      • Pearly Spencer was by David MacWilliams.
        Jackie was Jaques Brel, also done superbly by Scott Walker. Almonds version of both was respectful.
        Pitney was a great singer.

        No idea who Sam Cunt is. Unlikely to be compared to any of the above though.

      • Marc Almond also wrote a last verse for ‘The Days Of Pearly Spencer’, just to conclude it. (I’ve read his autobiography). Seems a decent bloke, had a bit of a rough childhood with an alcoholic father.

      • Jesus Gene, whatever you do, decline if he invites you out for a “few pints”.
        Actually, you know doctors in A&E, so, crack on😀

      • Julien Cope was correct about the “God like genius of Scott Walker”. Marc Almond gave us “Sex Dwarf” what a classic. More of both at the expense of Sam Shit would do no harm at all.

      • The David McWilliams original version of ‘Pearly’ is also worth a listen.

        Almond is an authority on the late great Scott Walker (RIP) and he did some great stuff with Soft Cell. So Marc is alright.

        Smith, however, has no qualities whatsoever. A celebrity attention seeking cunt first and a singer second, and he is not good at either.

    • As someone who had their teenage years in the 80’s, I grew up with bands like Bronski Beat and Soft Cell. You knew they were bummers and excepted it. They never went around shoving all their political shit down Joe public’s throat. They saved it all for pushing shit up each others arses.
      Smith is a galaxy sized cunt and HE should be boiled in piss.

      • Marc Almond never once flouted his sexuality, though, unlike some who wear it as a badge of honour and Dave Ball of Soft Cell is straight.

      • I remember the old story going around how he had his stomach pumped and they got a pint of jizz out of him. Bless. 😂😂

      • Ha! He did shag birds when he was younger, though, and the rumour of having his stomach cleared of jiz was just that, a rumour, according to his autobiography.

  3. Silly little cunt should join Izzard in becoming a freak politcian – he would be welcomed with legs opened wide in the buggers party

  4. I cannot say that I have heard of this chap (?) but he looks as if he has bugger all between his ears or his legs.

  6. Samuel Smith is a fine make of beer. A man’s drink.

    I doubt that this attention-seeking gender-bending talentless twat has even lifted a pint glass.

    Babycham is more his mark. He cries like a baby and is a total sham.

    His following consists of stupid little girls and pansies.

    To the rest of us he is an utter cunt.

    • Thank you Lord.
      Your summary is simply perfect.
      May I suggest putting this thing’s baby into care and then oven?
      Thank you.

  7. Can’t believe they gave this p0nce a James Bond theme to sing.
    Who’s going to replace Daniel Craig as Bond? Eddie Izzard??

    • Who’s going to replace Daniel Craig as Bond? Hopefully, not Idris fucking Elba.

      A couple of years ago, in the comments section of a Telegraph article about who the next Bond should be, one commenter wrote: “Black is black, and Bond is white.”

  9. Can’t believe they gave this shirt lifter a James Bond theme to sing.
    Who’s going to replace Daniel Craig as Bond? Eddie Izzard??

      • ‘Spectre’ was a great James Bond film, perhaps the best, but the theme by this mook was pitiful. I can’t even recall the song’s name but it was a dreadful whine from a dreadful turd-licker.

      • And unbelievably the only Bond theme to be a UK no. 1 hit. Words fail me.
        “Live and let die” is my favourite.
        Also an admirable sentiment.

      • To be fair, you only need to flog half a dozen downloads to get a no1 now👎
        The Broccoli clan bought 4 of them.

        He must be a great disappointment to his parents☹️

      • Herman, that one by Jack White Stripes was just as bad.

        Cupid, the one from Casino Royale was good, You Know My Name by whatsisname who later killed himself.

      • Louis Armstrong from OHMSS is a good one in my opinion.

        Adele’s was fucking dreadful as well and only marginally worse than Smith’s attempt.

    • Best Bond themes? Shirley Bassey with Goldfinger and Diamonds Are Forever. A-ha’s The Living Daylights was alright too.

      Worst? Madogga. Adele, that Jack White cunt, Sam Smith and that Billie Eilish cunt.

      • Nobody Does It Better is pretty marvellous. Sexy voice and not bad looking before all the plastic surgery made her look like Rory Steward’s retarded surfer auntie.

      • Carly Simon-voice like melted chocolate (from miserable chocolate factory).

        The Duran’s “View to a kill” was pretty good.
        As much as it pains me, Macca’s “Live &Let Die” was good.
        Probably my favourite Bond theme.

  10. Freak shows like this Sam Smith and the Watford Turd Burglar, AKA Fat Reg, seem to think that they are entitled to fuck up a kid’s life forever just because they are rich and famous.

    Cunts like this should stop for a second and think – what if (when) this kid gets the piss ripped out at school for having two massive bumders fairy cakes as parents.

    Perhaps I am an old fashioned sort, a dinosaur dare I say, but in my view a kid needs a mum – preferably a mum and a dad. Certainly not two tailgunners.

    Sam Smith is a jism gargling spunkbubble.

  11. I find this cunt extremely annoying, and I hate the media for amplifying his opinion beyond his own household. His music annoys me also as his singing voice is formed by forcing his jizz scented breath through his nasal cavity, making a deeply unpleasant sound that’s somewhere between a whine and a screech.
    And why do they all want kids? I wonder if there will ever be a survey in the future, of children brought up in same sex relationships, on how they turned out, and if nature or nurture won.
    Get a doll instead, for fucksake

  12. This fucker should most certainly not be allowed to raise a child, aside from my fears he’d turn out to be a nonce, imagine the damage he’d do confusing the shit out of a kid trying to force his non binary bullshit on them

  13. I don’t feel bad for him. He signed up for it. That pop machine. When the sales drop the artist is subsequently dropped then another creation is farted out of the pop machine into the world to make the creators money.
    What I am deeply concerned about is when famous people, some not all, let their private life and way of life, and personal beliefs be known and then expect others to accept it as normal behaviour.

    Children are impressionable.

      • Evening, CG. Evening all.
        How do? I hope you and everyone is well.
        My apologies. I’ve been a bit busy.
        I’ve been reading the nominations, though. 🙂

      • I was getting concerned-thought you had been abducted by some cad, eager to get his hands on sister Dolly’s merengues 😉

  14. ‘I want to be a mummy’? As Sir Roger Mellie might say, ‘Fuck me ragged!’

    What a fucking revolting, quivering, self serving, slime oozing, attention craving, blubbering circus freak this creature is. I still can see his well publicised ‘crying’ on camera when the lockdown (Mark I) started. Of course, that is what the little mincing skidmark wanted. Publicity, and that is all it (I won’t say ‘he’) ever wants. A disgusting self serving abomination and a symbol of all that is wrong about celebrity and social media.

    Almond is OK. Soft Cell did some great 12′ records and Marc is a big authority on the great Scott Walker (RIP). So he’ll do for me.

  16. Why is it that irons always seem to want kids? Surely after trying for months and giving birth to nothing more than diarrhoea that smells of spunk would confirm that irons can’t have kids.

    As a father of one (kid, not puffter) I can confirm that they are a massive pain in the arse (pun unintended) and cost a fortune. In fact, having done my calculations, my kid will have cost me the price of a brand new, fully loaded Lotus Evora GT410 sport by the time he hits 18 and it doesn’t stop there.

    If any chutney ferrets are reading this. Buy the Lotus. It’s a lot less trouble and far more rewarding.

    • Loved this. Well put Odin. I fucking hate kids (yeah, change the record – I know). Noisy, demanding, disruptive, life ruining bastards.

      I respect the fact parents have patience, tolerance and coping skills I could only dream about, but expensive as kids are, let us not forget the fucking gravy train of tax payer handouts and subsidies parents get which childless people (like me) don’t. What a fucking scam.

      Plus I always wanted a Lotus (Esprit). Never even sat in one. Never mind. One thing’s for sure, if I’d had kids it wouldn’t have made owning a Lotus more likely.

  17. Had vaguely heard of this cunt but didn’t know anything about it. Another degenerate freak to add to a very long list.

  18. Imagine going for a prostrate examination and he swaggered out from behind the screen?
    Hehehe😀
    FFS,
    Doctor whyve we both dropped our pants?

    • Dr.Sammy: I’m going to stick my finger up your arse. Don’t worry, an erection is perfectly normal during this procedure.
      Miserable: I haven’t got an erection.
      Dr.Sammy: No, but I have.

      • “Doc if both your hands are on my shoulders,
        Who’s finger is that?
        Yikes!! 😳😳

  19. this fucking bender makes Boy George look but….. can you imagine [ do you wanna hurt me } i bet his fucking dad does……fucker epitomizes this pale mincing faggot act…..

  20. XX= Female.
    XY= Male.
    Anything else is, like Sam Shitstabber, an aberration.
    Go argue with some chromosomes you twisted fuck up poof.

  21. Irrelevant non binary woke cunt cries woke tears outside woke mansion during lockdown caused by woke virus.

    How very woke.

  22. I hate this mincing tantruming little cunt. In the good old days this demented freak would have been chucked in Bedlam and, put in chains and had cold water thrown at him ever day

    His rise has shown just how low the standards in Britain have dropped.
    The abnormal is now normal and the deviant is king.

    • I hate this mincing tantruming little cunt. In the good old days this demented freak would have been chucked in Bedlam, put in chains and had cold water thrown at him every day.

      Better.

  23. Don’t really know who this cunt is but I know he is a long distance driver on the chocolate motorway. Let’s hope he crashes and burns the filthy deviant.

  26. People who’ve already put up their Christmas trees and decorations? Yeah, them cunts.

    I bet Smith has a pink ‘candy tree’ and knob shaped baubles hanging off it.

  27. The freak wants a kid?. What he really needs is a fucking good hiding.stupid evil looking cunt.

  28. Hey Ron, Isn´t time for another chapter of The Markles? I hope you are not going to do an Arthur Conan Doyle on us and turn your back on one of modern fiction´s greatest creations, leaving loyal readers feeling abandoned.

  30. Sam Smith is a great singer 👍
    But a cunt of epic proportions 👎
    Bent as a nine bob note 👎
    Faggot Par Excellence 👍

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