Rubbish Rock and Roll (for Christmas)

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I was helping my elderly neighbour yesterday put up a new book shelf (social distanced of course officer).

While there I had a sandwich and a cup of tea while sat in the kitchen with the idiot lantern on, I looked up and saw 3 cuntcil workers dancing round wheelie bins.

Apparently this trio of twats we’re from Wolverhampton (one was a dar quay of course) going on about getting Christmas number 1 with there crap singing and repugnant bin dance.

This is the level we’re now at cunters, just glad I don’t pay for this fucking freak show anymore, mark my words “Dar quays come dancing” will be next years “TV Sensation, utter cunts!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More fuckwittery here – DA  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-55020730 )

36 thoughts on “Rubbish Rock and Roll (for Christmas)”

  1. There’s a history of bands from Wolverhampton bringing out shit Xmas songs;
    🎶 and here it is, merry Xmas, everybody’s having fun 🎶
    Fuck off.
    ( yes I know I’m a miserable cunt )

  2. The Christmas No. 1 is now irrelevant and dead. Cunts like Cowell and his processed puppets killed the Top 40 years ago. Now the Christmas No. 1 is as much a garish and class-free freakshow as everything else. To be honest though, most Christmas No. 1s have been shite. The last good one was probably (of all things ) ‘Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)’. There hasn’t been a good one for over 20 years at least (Band Aid rehashed and the fucking Spice Girls). But things have gone from bad to worse. Annual X-Factor whoring was bad enough. But now any talentless look at me thicko cunt can get a No. 1 record and especially at Christmas. That horrendous ‘Sausage Rolls’ version of ‘We Built This City’ being particularly gruesome. But I suppose that three famous for fuck all council bellends dancing around purple bins sums up the state of British popular music in 2020 perfectly: absolutely no class, no style, no catchy tunes and total fucking garbage.

    • Killing in the name of, by rage against the machine got to number one as a protest against all the cowell shit. Top tune.

  3. “Dar quays come dancing”

    David Lammy just has to be the top judge. He already has the camp voice, now all he has to do is work on a flamboyant wardrobe (I recommed lots of sequins) and his makeup. Orchestra will be conducted by Diane Abbott, and her swinging bongos – she has already been grabbed by the swingers.

      • I own one music CD, it’s the Reynolds Girls collectors edition.

        I made it myself with some CDRs and crayons and features the same song forty six times on each CD.

      • That made me laugh. The insanity of the Reynolds Girls is that they are probably more favourable than the majority of todays autotuned mumbling morons.

  5. Dear Captain, I beg to differ with your comment ” … words “Dar quays come dancing” will be next years “TV Sensation, …”. Surely this has already been done? The Black & White Minstrel Show springs to mind.

  6. Beverly Knight has just released a Christmas song that is part of a new film sound track. Sounds pretty decent compared to this pile of wank and that shit sausage roll song last year

  7. Bin men are cunts. Mincing smelly wankers who would have a heart attack if they had to do a proper days work back in the 1970s when people didnt have any rubbish.Get your yellow wanker costume off and put on a donkey jacket like any other self respecting man.

    • If people didn’t have any rubbish, back in the 70’s, how did they do a ‘Proper days work’?

    • Next time I’m at a cardiac arrest I’m going to start singing ‘Stayin’ Alive’ in tune with CPR, play the ‘Casualty’ theme tune and ask the pt’s family ‘What do you reckon Charlie would do in this situation’?

      Oh, how they’ll laugh.

    • 🎶 My old man’s a dustman
      He wears a dustman’s hat
      He wears cor blimey trousers
      And he’s a fucking twat 🎶

  8. What the fucking fuck fuck have I just witnessed!!!
    Off to lie down till spring feel quite ill. Cunts.

  9. I hate jolly people, but when I see mentally retarded specimens like these my eyes start to bleed in anger and frustration at their stupidity.
    I hope when they’ve finished their “zany” routine. And get back to doing what they’re paid for, one of them gets tangled in the crushing mechanism and dies an agonising death.

  10. Bin men have always been jolly, carefree sorts. Remember Stanley Holloway’s brilliant portrayal of such salt of the earth geezers? Inset thumbs under braces and Bob’s yer proverbial uncle.

  11. I just clicked the link-what the absolute fuck???

    I know its “for chariddy”, however-uncle Terry’s oven is far to good for these bell-ends.
    Into an industrial waste bin please, then off to the local incinerator.
    Merry fuckin’ Christmas!😠

  12. If, as the blurb underneath this video, you have a smile put on your face by this, then you are an utter fucking cunt

  13. Fuck me they look in better shape and cleaner than our local dustmen; look better than me LOL.

    • Geoff Tibbs “heard about Brian getting bummed?”

      Mike “no! Who by?
      Geoff “some binmen”.

      League of Gentlemen.

      Won’t see our binmen dancing.
      Right sour faced fuckers.

  15. Typical council type cunts, anything but put in an honest days graft. When my lot of useless cunts come around it’s hunt the bin and recycling stuff, it’s way too much trouble to leave them in the same fucking postcode they took them from. And, if the bag spills when you are trying to put it in the lorry, pick up the mess you lazy stinking cunts. It looks like a vacated pikey site after those fucks have been.

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