Michael O’Leary, in the news behaving like a humongous money grabbing cunt yet again. Two days ago he went on air stating that he, Ryanair, would not be offering any refunds despite Britain returning to Lockdown.
Now I am no lawyer but I believe that all European airlines are required to offer refunds if a government says it is not safe to fly. I know he has said passengers can swap to another date. But, if they are entitled to a refund then fucking refund them.
I managed to get a refund after a holiday to Corfu was cancelled in May. What a sodding palaver.
The holiday company cancelled early doors and refunded my daughter and I costs of hotel transfers etc. Paddy airways however, fucked about until a few days before we were due to travel then cancelled the flight. Great I thought.
Fucking hell, e-mail after e-mail we have credited you £x for your next booking. “No Mr Paddy air I would like a refund. Back and forth this went after about 3 weeks by witchcraft,(only explanation I have) I managed to speak to someone and they did finally agree to a refund but said it would take a few weeks. Fine. Few weeks my arse I was finally refunded last week in August. Cunts. I could rant on but I think the joke below sums Mr M cunt O’Leary up best. Sadly not my work but a good read.
Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness.
The barman nodded and said, “That will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary.” Somewhat taken aback, O’Leary replied, “That’s very cheap,” and handed over his money.
“Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition”, said the barman. “And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland”
“That is remarkable value” Michael comments. “I see you don’t seem to have a glass, so you’ll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 euro please.
O’Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
“Ah, you want to sit down?” said the barman. “That’ll be an extra 2 euro. – You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro.”
“I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please”
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can’t squeeze in he complains “Nobody would fit in that little frame”.
“I’m afraid if you can’t fit in the frame you’ll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir”.
O’Leary swore to himself, but paid up. “I see that you have brought your laptop with you” added the barman. “And since that wasn’t pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro.”
O’Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, “This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager”.
“Ah, I see you want to use the counter,” says the barman, “that will be 2 euro please.” O’Leary’s face was red with rage.
“Do you know who I am?”
“Of course I do Mr. O’Leary,”
“I’ve had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!”
“Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second”
“I will never use this bar again”.
“OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro”.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
Excellent cunting. Michael O’Leary treats all his customers with utter contempt and that is why I pay more to fly with someone else.
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He is a total arse.I’m glad I never fly.Daylight robbery
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~Bing Bong~
Good evening, wud all passengers floying wiv RoyanAir to Dublin please ensure dat you’ve gat all yer tings. We’ll be landin’ in foive minutes so be ready ta be pick-pocketed by bog-dwellin’ poîkeys everywhere.
Have a luvly toime in der Emerald Isle being mickey-finned, listening to shite Oirish folk, wotchin’ turgid Oirish theatre, fleeced fer being British, and dodgin’ the car bombs.
~Bing Bong~
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Hes always getting press for bad service to his customers,
Dont understand why he still gets people using his airline?cheaps all well and good but jesus, travel like livestock with this greedy cunt.
Never been to Ireland,
Doubt I ever will.
Rather swim than use this cunt.
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Fuck the Irish cunt. I use Jet2. Got my money back no problem or fuss.
Used Ryanair once. The lack of customer service and respect wasnt worth the few quid saved.
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Jet2 are the best budget airline I have used. Treated like long lost friends.
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I usually look for jet2 flights and this would have been my first time on mad mick airways for over 10 years and the only reason I chose it was convenience. It was meant to take off about 8.30 am and land around 12.00 noon uk time 2pm Zorba the Greek time.. All the other carriers were evening night flights.. Lesson re-learned..
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Last month my father tried to get a refund for a Ryanair flight from Crete here that he had to cancel as he was hospitalised with deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary embolism the day before the flight.
Could he get the little Oirish, dribbling, tight-arsed, bog-trotting cunt to cough up a refund? Apparently refunds for serious illness are at “their discretion” according to their “torms and conditions”. Apparently these cunts didn’t consider hospitalisation a valid reason for refund.
O’Leary can go and piss up a ropestick. The fat, shit-licking little cunt.
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Hilarious nom, the so-called budget airlines have been grabbing money for years and Ryan Air are the kings, just charge a decent price for the ticket with a fucking seat and stop ripping people off.
CUNTS.
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Hats off to the cheeky mick cunt. From here in Thunderbird Five, I can see that the majority of short-haul commercial flights into London at the moment (excluding windfarm maintenance etc) are Air France and Ryanair, and it’s a very slack day indeed compared to happier times. The business model works. A mick who is truly interested in money can teach most capitalists how it’s done. And most charmingly, too.
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I know its unfair but every time I hear a Irish accent I think “terrorism”
All those bomb threats in the 70s and 80s, but I do.
Probably why I never liked Boyzone.
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Boyzone, the pet project of that doughnut puncher, Louis Walsh. To be fair though, Boyzone never gobbed off about the Troubles or anything like that (they were fucking shit though).
The even shitter Westlife, however, once set fire to a Union Jack flag on stage. Fenian puppet fucks. I would throw the pre-packaged leprechaun cunts into a vat of boiling liquid shit. One by fucking one,
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Evening Norm (all)- all shite manufactured bands but the biggest crime against music must be attributed to Bewitched and C’est la vie. Fucking abysmal.
I thing they were blood relations to one of the other bands you mentioned.
I imagine those annoying jigging bitches have probably pushed out a football team each, by now.
Oirish football, obviously👎
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Never liked Boyzone either but more to do with the fact that they were fucking shite than being Irish.
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Well thats my Christmas surprise present to you all down the shitter.☹️
20 front row tickets to see Boyzone at the MEN arena going on ebay.
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Never mind that lot, whatever happened to the beautiful beautiful Corrs? I’d have given their bogs a trot anytime!
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I wonder if that slithering Irish slug, O’Leary will be celebrating ‘Lucky Joe’ Biden becoming President, like all them other thick Motorway Micks?
Where’s me fiddle? To be sure!
Di-Diddly-Diddly-Diddly-Dee!
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I used Ryanair when I was travelling to Dublin regularly….never had any complaints. Aye it’s fucking basic but the flight only took about an hour so I didn’t care. It was a very cheap and quick way to get to Dublin and back…I could never understand people who paid over the odds for a drink or food on the flight..who can’t last a fucking hour?
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Girona Airport is nowhere fucking near Barcelona.
In fact it’s an hour and a sodding half by taxi.
So stop advertising it as Barcelona-Girona.
Cunts.
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The crowning insult with the cattle class service these cunts provide is that the trolley dollies are all fucking mingers.
Can’t even employ someone fit to charge me a tenner for a sandwich.
Cunts.
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Too true, Cupid. All fucking dogs and munters.
Aer Lingus has a few nice stewardesses though.
Flights to Italy are nice too. Italian trolly dollies are the best.
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Went to Dublin once , never again they say the Irish are friendly? My fucking arse awful city , awful people they don’t even hide there disdain , and boy do you know it when they hear your English accent fucking absolute cunts along with Ryanair fuck em
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That was my experience too TLOTM.
People rave about how friendly the Irish are. Cunts, I say.
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Ryanair planes are bags of shit.
Trolley ‘dollies’ are right old boilers.
I’ve seen public service buses with better upholstery, – and minus the crushed packets of half-eaten crisps and bogeys.
What the fuck is with that fanfare when you land? It’s like you’ve achieved something against all odds.
I’m surprised that they don’t have a whip-round for the fuel.
If Ryanair made harps they would come minus the strings!
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Pikey cunt acting like a…….pikey.
The government allows companies to shaft us, they should of told him they would wind up his company if he pulled any of his tarmac ya drive stunts over Covid cancellations.
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Ders moor tu Oirland dan dis
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“Dats da problem”-there really isn’t.
Oireland: it like Liverpool (feral pikeys / religious bigotry) but with more rain.
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Great nom and joke. It recalls the first and last time I flew Ryanair. I was in Madrid and booked a flight to Palma in Mallorca. The odd thing was that the flight number was the same as another Ryanair flight to Vigo in Galicia on the Atlantic coast. I could not imagine that I would have to fly to the furthest northwestern part of Spain to arrive in the furthest southeastern part and I was right. No-one told me a thing. So there I was, wondering when I would board and when I asked the charmless Ryanair bint, she told me I would have to wait until the plane came back from Vigo. The result was that I finally ended up at my destination about six hours late. No explanation. No apology. No sense of corporate pride. No more Mr. Polly. I bet he´s shaking in his boots as he reads this. Fuck off Ryanair and shove your Guinness harp up your arse.
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I’d stick that plane up his fucking arse – fucking Leprechaun cunt, where’s his lucky charm now…
I flew once with them to France, wish I’d taken a dinghy across the channel.
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