Yeah, I know. I’ve nominated this utter tool about three or four times already this year. To be honest, I’m actually starting to feel like I’m punching down, but the cunt makes it so easy.
Soooo…what has this distended piss flap done this time? Well, he’s been whinging about how he misses living in England, and announcing his love of trees. Yep.
Well, Lewis, you over sucked cock, I believe it was YOUR decision to quit this green and pleasant land for Switzerland and Monaco, because you didn’t want to pay tax. Nobody forced you to leave, it was entirely down to you. You were free to do that, and you are just as free to return any time you wish. So long as you give HMRC it’s cut, like the rest of us do. As for the trees, well, I’ve been to Switzerland, and they have, like, millions of trees. I haven’t been to Monaco, but I would imagine that they have at least one of the fuckers.
As I said, Lewis, you cum stain on the bed sheet of humanity, you’re free to return to the land of your birth any time you wish. All you have to do is open your wallet. Nobody likes paying tax. But let’s face it, you have a huge surplus of cash. It won’t bankrupt you to shift a few grand the Government’s way. So, quit your bitching, and either move back to Blighty, or shut the fuck up and go find a tree to hug, cunt.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Ignore him.
Hes on his period.
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And he wants a knighthood?Spunk stain
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He does. His problem is that they’ll happily dish them out nowadays if someone is remotely popular. Cunt chops isn’t. Same as Beckham. Tough shit.
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Cunt isn’t good enough, he wants to be Sir Cunt? Perhaps we can get Her Maj to crown him King Cunt.
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He’s a wanker. Rally driving is where it’s at; F1 is so fucking boring now and all the F1 drivers act like Hamilton – they are such poofs.
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Rally driving never ceases to amaze me. The drivers seem to be defying physics. 150 mph down a winding gravel road. I mean seriously , what the fuck!
One misjudgement and you’re left cartwheeling in a tubular cage whilst the rest of the car scatters in bits through the trees.
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Tax avoiders’ lives matter.
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Likes trees?
Swinging from trees more like.
Cunt.
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England doesn’t miss you, you cunt.
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He misses home.
Which one?
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As a small boy growing up in the early/mid 70’s just down the road from Brands Hatch, I developed a deep love of motor racing and a deep respect for the men who excelled at it.
Actually, I still love many racing categories and follow them closely.
However, I no longer have any interest whatsoever in Formula 1. My interest has been gradually waining over the last 10 years or so and the reasons for this are many and varied, so I won’t bore non-afficionado cunters here & now.
Suffice to say that one of those reasons is that the drivers these days are boring, overpaid, pampered, preening children.
Hamilton is the epitome of this, plus a lot more beside. He is truly a cunt “par excellence” and I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his fucking brain was on fire.
It is true to say though, that one of those reasons is the
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Fucking right, GTW.
Touring cars and MotoGP are sweet as fuck.
Current F1 and world superbikes are too dull for words, one cunt with the best vehicle winning all the time. Tedious in the extreme.
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Indeed Thomas. I’m really a fan of Historic racing these days.
The various different sights and sounds and the wonderful aroma of Castrol R40. Heaven.
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Totally agree Thomas, the whops have Rossi the great and we have this whining mangina who has obviously had a charisma bypass operation, he alsobseems tobthink we all care what he thinks.
Nobody gives a fuck what you think monkey boy, jogg on hou cunt…
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A couple of points that always infuriates me when Hamilton cries about diversity and a lack of blacks in motorsport is that:
1. Blacks don’t tend to be interested in any Motorsport bye and large.
2. Hamilton is wealthy enough to put his money and influence where his mouth is and start a Black Academy.
Just as a certain Mr. Rossi (credit to him) has done with his Italian only Ranch Academy and teams in Moto3 & Moto2.
Hamiltons words, along his whole persona are but hollow virtue signalling gestures put forward (for vast sums no doubt) by his managing and marketing agency.
This cunt pisses me off like nobody else on the planet.
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“Drivers” today, are basically in the four wheeled version of the Starship Enterprise. There’s so much tech in them that they practically drive themselves. And as for the “Drivers”, they’re nothing but a bunch of posing princesses. Compare Hamilton to Stirling Moss, a true British great. He won the Mille Miglia in 1955 then spent a whole night and a big part of the next day, driving to meet his girlfriend in Cologne. He even stopped for breakfast in Munich and Lunch in Stuttgart.
Enzo Ferrari offered him a contract, and when Moss went to Italy to sign on the dotted line, he found that Enzo had reneged on the offer and given the car that Moss would have driven to another driver. Cunt didn’t even have the decency to tell Moss before hand. Did Moss get angry? Yes. He also got revenge over the next several races, by leaving all the Ferrari’s in the dust. He didn’t cry his eyes out, he didn’t stomp his feet like Hamilton would do. He just got revenge. A true legend.
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Well said, today’s cars aren’t a patch on yesteryear – overweight, too much aero and these kids pretty much get told what to do. Hamilton is always having his fucking whinge on the radio without a fucking clue as to what is happening. Thick as fucking bricks.
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Dunno what happened at the end there. Cunting phone….
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I sort of support his stance on taking a knee. The crucial thing is that I would be kneeling on the cunt’s neck, a la Saint George Floyd. World champion in 2008 in a McLaren was probably the only time he competed with equal machinery, but his next 6 world titles were with Mercedes, who have had the best car by far. He truly is a cunt of enormous proportions and I hope his next shite is a spiny anteater.
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Jackie Stewart called him out recently for just that. He correctly claimed that driving the Merc was effectively an unfair advantage.
Which is true.
Lewis got rattled by Rosberg, Button and Alonso, people who could give him a run for his money and after Rosbergs retirement used his clout to ensure Mercedes would never again allow a teammate that will realistically challenge him.
The only “fight” he wants is the one where he’ll always win.
Gwanway witch’a ya “Northampton Ghetto” raasclaat.
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I don’t see why drivers can’t pick a number out of a hat to decide what car they drive. Do this for every race. Not that I’d watch it anyway, I’d rather stand on the footbridge over the dual carriageway round the corner.
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So would I these days. during the late 70’s, 80’s and 90’s I seldom missed a race… I’ve watched maybe 50 laps in 5 years. It’s a fucking bore fest with rich boring people. Today’s MotoGP was excellent however. As usual.
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You may miss England Lewis, but we certainally don’t fucking miss you. Stay where the fuck you are.
Actually….
If black lives matter so much to you, why don’t you move to Africa instead of living in white countries around white people. I’m sure they’d be grateful for the tax money too.
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A quality cunting from a quality cunter.
Lewis I don’t think you get it but this is why so many of us know you are a cunt. If you turn your back on Blighty then Blighty has every right to turn its back on you.
However as ACWC’s proposes if you do wish to return home then pay your dues and you can even make it a better place, however I would imagine that you would rather buy another private jet (I have heard you want the one with a gold handle on the pilots door) through the books of the Isle of Man.
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Is there anyone who isn’t a cunt still interested in the shit load of fuck that is F1?
I like it better when the splatter all over the track or get their heads sliced off by an errant wheel.
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A flying F1 wheel to the head would be lovely viewing.
In HD.
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Anybody have Ray clemence in the deadpool? RIP.
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Home?
White home, black home, tax avoiding home, motorhome, flying home?
Lewis – you are a racist self serving t*rrorist supporting tax dodging virtue signalling cunt who has no problem slating racist English whitey at every opportunity.
Try the African continent for that real “back home” feeling, cunt.
Good nom – Lewis Hamilton is like clearing away dogshit – the subject is unpleasant but it needs to be done.
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F1 is for gays nowadays.
Safety cars when somebody farts and tracks with hardly any overtaking points to keep the drivers safe. And no drivers being pulled from burning wreckage anymore.
What’s the fucking point in that?
F1’s appeal was the danger involved and the heroic drivers. I remember heart breaking footage of a driver burning to death in an engulfed car and another driver stopping and trying to get him out.
I doubt any of the cunts driving now would do that.
Nah. F1 lost its appeal years ago. I was a huge fan until the mid 90s. Senna’s death pretty much ended F1 due to the powers that be making the sport safe enough for the gays afterwards.
Boooooorrrrring.
Zzzzzz
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Yes Cuntybollocks. That was Roger Williamson, Dutch GP Zandvoort 1973.
David Purley was awarded The George Medal for his attempts to save Williamson.
Heartbreaking stuff.
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One that Lewis will like.
Sky Diamond based in Stroud are making no impact full carat diamonds in 2weeks using carbon extracted from the air.
He likes a diamond Lewis as do his hip hop pin ups.
Are they aware of ‘blood diamonds’?
Using slave labour in Africa,
Child labour.
Takes millions of years for a diamond to form, now get the same within a fortnight.
Call me a old romantic but if I bought the missus a diamond Id be happier knowing its the product of millenia and lots of africunts died for it to be on mrs Miserables finger!
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We all know that there is bugger all chance of Mrs MNC getting a diamond.
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She got a full carat cubic zirconia, what more does she want?
Told her, ALL wedding rings turn your finger green.😁
(Ps dont be cheeky shes got one really!!)
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F1 has become a pure entertainment product, not so much of a sport now. Everything is designed for maximum entertainment value instead of challenging the drivers. Add in the activist element and Chase Carey can go polish his moustache on hamilton’s balls.
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Lewis Hamilton opens his mouth…and all over the country the sound of nobody giving a fuck has broken out….
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Anyone have Ray Clemence in Deadpool?
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Fucking shame it wasn’t Lewis fucking Hamilton. Can’t have seen Ray kneeling for a convicted criminal.
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Hamilton is in a fixed sport ( wrestling on wheels )
The cunt talks about BLM but yet happily sucks Mercedes cock. You know the company who used slaves in WW2 and took part in one of the worst holocausts in human history . But wait those slaves were white folk and as we know are worthless compared to a black slave traded 200 years ago.
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That sums him up perfectly.
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Stay away for fucks sake Hamilcunt. Never return fuck off you spoilt cunt.
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What a fucking tool. How can he miss a racist country he hates so much? This cunt just spouts the first attention seeking, virtue signalling load of tosh that comes into his head. This airhead is as rich as fuck but he knows he is disliked by everyone. So he trundles out whatever bollocks he sees in the media not understanding that everyone hates the media too.
Just fucking stay abroad birdbrain, nobody is going to like you wherever you go you absolute cunt.
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Given his history of lifestyle, attention seeking, black only “celebs” invited to the box and grid on race days, choice of women to boost his profile, his excuse for leaving this country at the time was because he valued his privacy and didn’t like the limelight. What a laugh.
Shitty Wimbledon gave him a rare chance with an invite to the “Royal Box”, which he was most excited about apparently. The cunt turned up dressed like Bippo the clown. When refused entry to due the dress code as stated on his ticket, he refused the complimentary blazer to get in and sulked in the bar for a while before fucking back off to Monaco. Fuck off Lewis. All of your shit doesn’t wash with me.
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Lewis Hamilton has the most race wins in F1, and has equalled Michael Schumacher’s seven World Drivers Championship wins. Surely the greatest British sportsman of all time.
Go fuck yourselves.
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@B&W
…..he is also the biggest cunt in the history of motor racing.
He is not cunted “cause I is black”, he us cunted “cause I is a cunt”.
I lived in a predominantly black or Asian country and starting calling the racists and demanding they kneel to my race….well, need I continue
🤔
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I agree he is a cunt CG, if he was always a cunt or became a cunt die to being rich and surrounded by es people is up for debate.
Imagine I was as rich as him, I’d be the cunt to end to end all cunts.
😂
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Did you know that in his day Desmond Douglas was the most successful British sportsman for a decade.
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Didn’t know much abaaaaaht him SOI. 👍🏽
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The most successful, perhaps, but the Greatest? Nah. That would imply greatness of character. Sadly, Hamilton is a tax dodging, virtue signalling little cunt. Nothing great about him at all.
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‘That would imply greatness of character.’
No.
Greatness regardless of character…
That cunt Stephen Hendry was a great, a brilliant snooker player but a boring cunt. No great character ther but a great snooker player all the same.
Ain’t seen abaaaaaht these parts before? Welcome and go fuck yourself.
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So, because he drives a fast car and supports violent black criminals in America, Lewis Hamilton isn’t boring?
Stephen Hendry may not have been the most exciting person in the world but try finding anyone who thinks he is anything other than a thoroughly decent human being. The evidence on this site alone would suggest there are plenty of people who think Hamilton is a cunt, however.
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I am simply saying regardless of his character Lewis Hamilton is one the greatest F1 drivers with aaaaht a doubt. He is one the greatest worldwide sportsmen also.
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Driving a car isn’t a fucking sport.
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Ask his ex-wife if she thinks he was a thoroughly decent human being for walking out on her and their kids for a kids entertainer almost half his age.
Wasn’t he also an investor in various Elysian Fuel LLP tax avoidance schemes in which HMRC have/had an interest.
Talking of HMRC, his firm Stephen Hendry Snooker Ltd, went tits up with big debts as well.
I might be wrong but didn’t the cnut also threaten to leave the UK years ago if some vote didn’t go his way then when the vote didn’t go his way he failed to keep his promise?
Not totally snow white is our Stephen.
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Was waiting for Lewis’s Batty. Good evening.
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He’s not a fucking sportsman mate he drives a car, steers it anyway, thing drives itself.
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Imagine the trophy room if he finally marries Anthony Joshua?!!
😆
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Pride of place would go to a mounted replica of Joshua’s famed glass jaw.
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I have to say QDM ‘the cum stain on the bed sheet of humanity’ has proper tickled me.
I used to like Hamilton but I don’t understand why he’s gone down the route he has with BLM shite.
His profile is massive but he’s turning into a proper cunt.
As you say if you miss the trees of
Blighty fucking move back and pay you’re fair share.
He gets paid £40m a year by Mercedes and tens of millions more in endorsements.
How much money does a person need?
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I get the cunting QDM, and I have much respect for a long standing cunter like yourself who has been abaaaaaht these parts longer than me.
I don’t agree with the tax issues you speak of though, I agree nobody likes paying tax but if I had his wealth I wouldn’t pay it here either…
This Government takes the piss with our money:
-Free housing for all the ‘refugees’
-Give billions of our money away each year in foreign aid
-Allows war veterans to become homeless
-Give their mates companies millions to provide a useless track and trace app, amongst other dodgy dealings and contract awards.
The list can go on and on, and this Government can go fuck itself.
Go fuck yourselves.
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“Allows war veterans to become homeless”.
If you join, voluntarily, any of the armed services, you know full well that there is a reasonable chance that you might have to go to war. Just because you ended up actually fighting in one does not entitle you to free housing for the rest of your life.
The acts of individuals may indeed be heroic or self-sacrificing but they do not result in a lifetime of entitlement.
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Sorry Robin-cannot agree with your synopsis:
The Army take predominantly young men, strip them back and rebuild them into a machine, a machine that follows orders, is happy to be told when to eat, sleep, shit, fuck, fight, kill and they get years of service.
Ok there are bright soldiers who may come out with a sponsored degree to ease into civvy street. Many more come out with PTSD and a brain wired up in such a way that assimilation back into society is almost impossible.
What happens to attack dogs that don’t make the grade?
13000 plus veterans homeless. Drug dependant, alcohol dependant.
74 British veterans who fell through the cracks, took their own life last year.
So yes-the government and the general public do owe them the support they need.
With some obvious exceptions, they have fucking well earned it.
Rant over👍
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Win WDC number eight next year then come back to McLaren. Gwaan Hamilton.
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He happens to be very, very good at his job, yes.
Doesn’t preclude him from being a mammoth cunt at the same time though, does it.
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I agree GTW, he seems to have that kind of character that people don’t take to.
Me however, I am loved by everyone…black, white, påki and alien. They all love Black and White Cunt.
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TT B&WC@ – we love you for your self effacing modesty Sir – but it would be nice if you came out of your shell a bit occasionally! 😃👍
(off now before a gold plated Audi tries to run me BMX off the road!) 😱🚲
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Gold plated Audi VF? I have much more class than that…my Audi is two tone illuminous yellow and green. 😂
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Just the same as Lewis. I struggle to wonder where you got your template for anon portraiture?.
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He would have to be a fucking lunatic to return to McLaren. He is clearly a cunt, but he isn’t stupid.
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McLaren are on the up.
Mercedes power unit next season, massive budget and a decent chassis. Winning his final WDC (whenever that is) with McLaren with whom he won his first would be quality. 👍🏽
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McLaren. Been there, done that. Now, if Ferrari made an approach, I could completely understand. What driver wouldn’t want to drive for Ferrari? And why wouldn’t they want the best driver in their car?
I will concede that he is the best driver in F1, possibly the best of all time (I would have loved to see him race against Senna). Doesn’t detract from him being a monumental cunt, though.
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I can assure the Dunlop Kid that the England he misses does not miss him.
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Hmmm well said but i think it should be donelap git
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You have such a way with words…
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I went to Monaco a few years ago. Over crowded shit hole full of cunts like Hamilton. No trees and £15 for a pint of larger. Best place for Hamilton. Stay there you cunt.
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He was a cunt when he entered F1 and has continued to be a cunt throughout his career, now he suddenly decides he is black, not half, but somehow his white bits have fallen off…. he is a Grade A Cunt.
His ass was bought and paid for by McLaren, little cunt should respect that or admit he won all this glory by being white in a white mans sport.
I think the Darkies call his kind Co0ns
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What a whining, self-pitying, bellsniff.
Missing the UK?
Well pay up, or piss off.
A complete and utter fucking cunt.
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