Keith Richards [2]

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Keith Richards is a cunt.

Apart from being the most overrated guitarist in history and his smack habits almost ruining the Stones, Keef is another cunt championing Black Lives Matter. When asked about the BLM circus, the human skeleton said the following:

‘It’s about bloody time. I mean, in this country [the U.S.], things are coming to a head. That’s the way it is. You got to deal with it. It’s difficult for me to talk about it, because I am not an American. I live here, I am in heart and soul, I am one of you, but I can’t interfere. I’m like Putin, I refuse to interfere in your electoral process.’

That’s all very well. But Richards and his rock star ilk don’t have to live with gangs and criminals on their doorstep. His pregnant wife wasn’t threatened at gunpoint by Saint Chicken Floyd George or someone else just like him like that poor woman was. And any word for the people (including a black police officer) who have been murdered in the name of Black Lives Matter? No, didn’t think so.

And he’s never got over Brian Jones being better looking and more talented.

Nominated by: Norman

68 thoughts on “Keith Richards [2]”

  1. I used to go out with his niece, the whole family are barking, completely off their trollies.

  2. Look at the fuckin state of him.
    Hahahaha,
    What a fuckin mess.
    He needs sectioning the daft old cunt.
    Remember he looked sort of cool back in the day,
    Now he looks like hes 3week dead an nobody told him.
    Just fuck off Keith you dont know shit about anything you fuckin junkie cunt.🖕

  4. All those old popsters look like old wimmin drag – Rod Stewaert looks like the late Liz Fraser.

    That old cunt Richard looks like an aged and dissipated testicle. He looks as buig a mess as the other Richard – Cliff

    • Only for millionaires who can afford medical grade shit.
      Not known for his intelligence though.
      I bet he banged quite a few young black chicks, back in the day. Some were probably over the age of consent too.
      Allegedly 😉

  6. At Admin(s):

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  7. Looks like a zombie just out of Primark.
    Stick a pitchfork through the cunt.
    Sent St George’s family a cheque Keef?
    No have you fuck and well done.

  8. This cunt is the voodoo doll for all those jeans wearing baby boomer twats that just won’t fuck off. Once he dies, they die with him. And good riddens.

  10. Wake up you baggy necked wanker, you were cool in the 60s, now fuck off and enjoy what’s left of your life, I’ve seen better guitarist’s at the local boozer, and tell that bony old skeleton who try’s to sing in your band that he looks fuckin ridiculous as a front man, a pissed up tramp who’s just been Tasered has more rhythm.!

  11. Wonder what socio/political genius Keefs take on the problems in France are?
    Beheaded teachers, terrorism etc.
    Sunday two muslim wimmen wearing full binbags asked two white french wimmen to put their dog on a lead.
    The french wimmen called them ‘dirty arabs’ and stabbed the fuck out off the muslims.
    And guess what?
    They complained!
    Seems they dont like their own medicine.

  12. Sorry Norman, not sure this is a worthy nom and I strongly object to your opinions on his guitar playing and challenge you to name a better one still playing.

    • The BLM fawning from Keef is particularly annoying and not in keeping with the Stones and their ‘we say what we want’ attitude of times past. The Stones should know better than most. After all, how many times have they been told that they ‘stole’ black music and that ‘white boys’ can’t play the blues? Like so many others, Keef could have shown some balls and said ‘All lives matter’, But he didn’t and nobody else will.

      The guitar bit also ties in with the dreadful Rolling Stone magazine, Which is basically now a BLM propaganda vehicle and where Keef did his BLM praising. Putting Richards as a guitarist above the likes of Eddie Van Halen (RIP), Angus Young, Ritchie Blackmore, Paul Kossoff, Brian May, Gary Moore, and even Mick Taylor is crazy. And May, Taylor and Young are all still alive and still playing.

  13. Keef’s autobiography is hilarious. He whines on about Mick doing the dirty on him with that Pallenberg whore on the set of Performance.

    Well, for a start, he did exactly the same thing to Brian Jones with the very same slag. Also, did he expect a notorious lunatic shagbag like Anita not to have her way with Jagger when she got the chance?

    Also, he slags off and pisses on Jones at every opportunity in the book. Yet he waxes lyrical over scrotes, thugs, slags, smackheads and jailbirds like Freddie Sessler, Tony Sanchez, Allen Klein, Gram Parsons and numerous other cunts. According to Keef, Jones was an ‘asshole’ but all the others were ‘characters’. Takes digs at Brian for his decline, yet then Keef fondly goes on about how he and his drug buddy, Parsons shot up and then did cold turkey and (literally) shat themselves together. Hypocritical raddled old cunt.

    • Poor Brian Jones, from founding member to footnote in money making machine,
      The Rolling stones ltd®
      Wonder if Mick or Keef ever feel guilty?
      In sober reflection, think,
      I treated him terribly.
      Do multi millionaires feel guilt?
      Made some great music, but orrible human beings.

      • Richards and the rubber lipped m0ng ripped Jones off good style. Just a couple of thieving cunts, at the concert in Hyde Park, they released a load of butterflies ‘ for Brian ‘, hypocritical twats. It was bad news for the butterflies too, they ended up as dead as Brian, they were a tropical species, not suited to our climate and environment.
        Pair of cynical, money grabbing cunts.
        Rant over.
        Evening MNC.
        Evening all.

      • Evening Jack👍
        Fiddler has asked me to release a thousand exotic butterflies at his funeral.
        He got the idea from the stones at Hyde Park, promised I would.
        Most on here entrust me with their funeral plans Jack,
        Knowing I keep my word, and I am respectful and decent.
        I’ll probably use daddy longlegs though, keep the cost down.

  17. Crusty old cadaver.

    The cunt has taken so many recreational pharmaceuticals and booze in his time that his body is, quite literally, pickled.

  19. I blame the women these crusty old cunts fuck as well how could any normal woman have them disgusting old skeletons on them humping and dribbling on them , oh god the humanity and the tits that still go watching them at concerts

  20. This cunt can’t even tune a guitar let alone play it. The cunts were on the Brits not long ago, there were about three session guitarists on stage with them, so I don’t think keef was even plugged into an amp. His ‘hell raising’ was just a junkie banging other junkies. Yawn.

  22. Coming to this a bit late but I must admit that I tend to skip the Stones tracks where Keef is doing the vocals. They tend to be a bit crap.

    Rod Stewart is/was a bit of a one trick pony, but I absolutely loved Ronnie Lane. The bloke was a genius. Saw him and his band at the Imperial College Student Union back in the mid seventies (before it too became utter shit). God bless Ronnie.

      • Faces were great, but Rod eventually fell for the whole birds, flash cars and superstar bit. Ronnie was the heart of Faces though. When he left they became a caricature.

  24. He is no virtuoso, that’s true, but he developed and mastered a new way of playing rhythm as lead and was the backbone of what from 1969 to about 1974, really wasthe greatest rock n roll band in the world.

    For that he is fantastic.

    No, he wasn’t as talented or as good looking as Brian Jones, and couldn’t hold a candle to Mick Taylor, but he’s always known that.

    For his support of BLM he is assuredly a cunt.

    • Someone said Pink Floyd were overrated on here recently.

      The Rolling Stones are massively fucking overrated. 30 fucking studio albums, 30, and yet not one features on the wiki best selling albums of all time page.

      Floyd, ACDC, Zepplin, Beatles, Dire Straits, fuck even Meatloaf and Celine Dion are in the list.

      It’s about quality, and frankly the Stones just aren’t that great. A handful of good songs, overall distinctly average.

  26. Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill have posted anti-Donald Trump adverts in a bid to discourage US voters from re-electing him as US president.

    May The Cunts Be With You.

  28. I seem to recall from his autobiography that he said he basically didn´t give a shit about the black guy who was stabbed to death by Hells Angels at Altamont. He also said it was “racist” for blacks to say that a white guy like him should not play blues. Well spoken Master Richards. So what the hell has happened to change his mind? Did he have a St Paul on the road to Damascus conversion or has his marketing agent been onto him telling him to jump on the BLM bandwagon? In retrospect, it might have been a good idea if Keith had jumped on the wagon many moons ago.

  29. The thing is Keef is full of praise for Ian Stewart. Richards insists that Stu solely formed the Stones (when he didn’t) and Keef says that he is ‘still working’ for Stu who died in 1985. How fucking noble, eh? Only thing is Richards and the rest of them sacked Stewart from the band in 1963. Macca may be a cunt, but at least he doesn’t have the brass balls to claim he is working for Pete Best. I think the Stones (well, Mick and Keith) ‘loved’ Stu because they knew he wasn’t a threat. He wasn’t good looking, he had no interest in the limelight, and birds didn’t flock round him like flies around shit. They also hate Brian Jones because he was good looking, he did take the limelight off them, and he did attract birds like flies around shit. Whenever the formation of the Stones is brought up, Keef never ever mentions Brian. What a cunt the cadaverous Glimmer Twin is…

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