Katie Price (6)

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This braindead cunt has just returned from the Maldives to help her deal with her bankruptcy. The slag is now planning her 6th sprog with the latest short term fuck monkey.

Anyway I digress. The reason for the nomination is she is asking for fans to cough up some gym equipment to help 28 and a half stone Harvey to lose some weight as if breaking the bars off his enclosure and trying to fuck his mum or catch and eat the dog isn’t exercise enough for him.

I reckon some heavy duty rope and a tyre would give him something to swing off rather than hanging out of his muml, or maybe to a chicken drumstick behind the Range Rover and get him to chase it  Jurassic Park style, that should help him burn off a few calories…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(More here  – DA. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8914857/Katie-Price-asks-help-finding-gym-equipment-Harvey-reveals-weighs-29-stone.html)

 

67 thoughts on “Katie Price (6)”

    • Always amazes me how paramedics, nurses, ambulance drivers etc have to be objective when it comes to looking after irresponsible cunts seeking help either due to overdosing on drugs, booze, or just being greedy fat cunts!

    • I saw one of these for the first time yesterday and wondered about the tail lift. I never gave fat bastards a thought, and I am one.

  2. Both my Deadpool favourites there,
    Looking great.
    Katie to her credit doesn’t give a flying fuck what you or I say about her, shes focused on money.
    Not to her credit is her neglect of parental responsibility,
    Her shagging anything that moves,
    And her hygiene and cleaning skill leave a lot to be desired.
    Shes destined for a short life,
    I hope she goes the way shed want.
    Harvey pulling her head off as he back scuttles her.

  3. Could you ever imagine going down on Katie Price?

    I mean, how many bumpers of beer would it take to find that kind of courage?

    What kind of desperate degenerate would ever find her attractive enough to want to eat out?

    God, I want to throw up!

    • Q: What’s the difference between Katie Price’s cunt and Boris the Bozo’s fantasy tunnel between Scotland and Northern Ireland?

      A: Harvey would get stuck in the tunnel.

      • Q: What’s the difference between Katie Price and a Boris bike?

        A: Fewer people ride a Boris bike each day.

  4. Let’s try and stay on track with Katie Price as the cunt here and not turn this into a Harvey nom. Leave him out of it, forget he’s in the header pic, ignore him, forget he exists, just like Dwight Yorke does….

    • It’s extremely difficult to ignore the size of his head. Fuck me! Has it been photoshopped?

  5. How the fuck can you get through £45m, own a £1.3m house and have an (alleged) income of £45,000 per month and be bankrupt?
    You immoral,profligate old witch.

  6. This piece of filth really is about as low as it goes.
    It’s an insult to rats to even call it vermin.
    What a deplorable, despicable, despise-able, dirty money grabbing old whore.

  8. Who’s going to be the first depraved degenerate on here who’s going to say “I’d love to spunk all over her tits” etc etc?

      • GG @
        While you polish your halo you can hold my trousers,
        Im getting twitchy with all the dirty talk!!😁

    • Id love to come all over her tits and cock slap her. Maybe firehouse her. When you start to shoot and just let your cock flap about like an in use firehouse. You know the score lads

    • What are you kidding! Look at those lips and tits! I’d double-bag up and allow my plums to be drained courtesy of a hot, wet BLOW JOB. Hell afterwards I might let Katie suck me off too.

  9. He should take up Sumo wrestling as a sport. The cunts’ fat enough.
    The other disability Harvey has is……his mum.

  10. What a frightening ogre, a monster, a thing fashioned by Mary Shelley herself.
    The son is gnarly too.

    • It’s hard to think which is worse, a cunt of a father who won’t have fuck all to do with you, or a slag of a mother who sees you between holidays and screwing builders.
      Poor cunt indeed.

  12. She wants a treadmill that will take 28 stone, just take him down to local MOT station and stick him on the rolling road.

    What a slag, it amazing that people actually still have an interest in the silly cow

  13. I would normally have sympathy for someone bringing up a disabled child. However, this woman is so utterly repellent that my sympathy is with the lad.

  14. Has Harvey’s noggin been superimposed on that photo?

    Andre the Giant would look like PinHead next to him.

    Katie Price is a terrible woman.

  15. I hope he sits on her after 22 pints of Stella his keeper nicked from the shop.

    A fucking melted Goblin with tits.

  16. I reckon we should send Jordan to Jordan.
    I wonder what the sand rats would make of the filthy trollope.
    Stone her to death in the local town square I should think.

  17. Never mind gym equipment the lazy whore should stop feeding him triple Big Mac and fries followed by a two pint tub of Ben and Jerry’s for every meal.
    What a chavvy slag.

  18. The haggard old fucktroll comes flying through Alderley Edge at 60mph, when it’s not on it’s latest holiday in the Maldives, in a pink range rover that it’s declared as unroadworthy while filing for bankruptcy. You can tell it’s her as the reg number reads ‘K PRICE’. Very fucking discreet. I hope he falls on top of her and then the bridge they were crossing collapses and falls into a deep ravine never to be seen again.
    But none of my fucking wishes come true.

  20. Hasn’t this cut price Poundland whore had her cunt sealed up yet, like a defunct oil rig?

    As for Harvey? Put him in a zoo.

    • They can’t afford the food bill and even the biggest zoo only has so many hippos they can use as snacks.

    • Norm, Red Adair himself would refuse to go near her foetid minge.
      No wonder Dwight York scarpered.
      She deserved to hi the same way as the Chavvy People’s Princes, Jade “racist mong” Goody.
      Poor Harvey, I am a cunt for saying this, spaccers like home often have a rampant libido – Mother Nature is a cruel mistress.
      I can picture him, sitting in a filthy carpet, shoving turkey twizlers into his oversize cakehole with one hand, whilst simultaneously wanking with the other.
      Christ-the smell☹️☹️☹️
      Right-enjoy your dinner(s), fellow cunters😀

      • Dead right, CG. She ruined Yorkie, the smiling executioner.

        Almost unplayable in his first season at United. A major player in the 99 Treble and he also brought the best out of the hitherto hit and miss Andy Cole. Dwight was truly brilliant in 1998 and 1999.

        Then came the revelations about his private life and his penchant for slags like Price. Of course the silly sod got her up the duff and Fergie was never going to have that and it all went tits up for Yorkie. Then Sir Teddy Sheringham had a wonderful Indian Summer at Old Trafford and then the great Ruud Van Nistelrooy appeared.

        Dwight essentially fucked it up himself. He liked bad female company too much. Still have a soft spot for the old rogue though. I still smile when I think of him scoring against Juventus.

      • I had hopes that Mason Greenwood would emulate Yorke-he is as talented, I fear his “peccadilloes” could be his downfall, also☹️

  21. Apparently this dirty slapper tried to get elected at the 2001 General Election.
    I expect she’d heard about The Black Rod and got the wrong end of the stick.

    • To be fair Katie would make a great politician. Spending money she hasn’t got and fucking the general public seem to be her special talents.

  24. They don’t need all this fancy gym equipment. Just get Harvey a set of weights, build up his muscles and shoot a remake of King Kong. Katie can play the Fay Wray part.

  25. I just looked at the photo with the nom and thought “Good God, Anthony Joshua has really gone to seed.”

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