Diego Maradona – The Hand of a Cheating Cunt (2)

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Diego Maradona is/was a cunt.

‘He was the greatest player that ever lived!’

Bollocks. He was a cheat.

And that second goal vs England in ’86 was a fucking OG. Trevor Steven (I think) tackles him and puts in himself.

I’ve just replayed it 5 times on Sly News and there’s no way he kicks in.

Good riddance to a mad cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

… and talking of cunts, here’s one from Quick Draw McGraw regarding Emmanuel Macron and the Cheat!

There are many reasons to nominate this frog granny shagger, but my nomination today is for his tweet regarding the death of Argie football cheat, Diego Maradonna.

He couldn’t just offer his condolences to the family, he had to make a childish dig at the UK at the same time by mentioning how the Argies beat “Thatcher’s England” at the Mexico World Cup.

It was fucking immature, and makes me wonder if, when told of the death, asked “Diego who”? And let’s face it, the entire fucking world knows that the Argies only “won” because the fat little fucker pushed the ball into the net with his hand, and was allowed to get away with it by the ref.

I know, I know, he’s French and we should expect anti-English rhetoric from those cunts. Macron though, has been one of the most anti-English French Presidents since De Gaulle.

Of course, he does have some reason right now. He knows that if he doesn’t get full rights for the froggy fish thieves to continue raiding UK waters, he’s done as Monsieur le President. Hopefully, that will then open the door for Marine Le Pen. Anyway, yeah, Macron is a cunt.

 

(Latest conspiracy update. Apparently his doctor is facing manslaughter charges – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-55123188 )

108 thoughts on “Diego Maradona – The Hand of a Cheating Cunt (2)”

  1. Argentines are cunts. Their entire country would be much better off and have a much higher standard of living without corruption if they allowed The Falklands to invade Argentina. They could call it the Glorious revolution, to allow themselves to believe they hadnt been invaded just like England in 1668.Then they could shake off the shackles of Autocratic Spain to embrace Protestant, constrained parliamentary England. They are cunts so they wont and will live in poverty and a shit hole for evermore.

    • Having said that id welcome the Falkland islanders coming up the Thames to liberate us from the tory party junta.

  2. Macron is a cunt, he should remember who supplied the Argentine cunts with aircraft, Super Etendard and Exocets used against us in the Falklands War.

    What makes the drugged up little fat cunt such a hero, he could kick a fucking ball and punch it rather than head it.

    Wanker.

  3. I think the biggest cunts in all of this are the Napoli fans.

    I watched the excellent 2019 documentary, imaginatively titled ‘Diego Maradona’. Even if you hate the cunt, you should watch it (goes into detail about his mafia links, drug addictions etc). It’s like the footy version of the Senna documentary. Really good.

    Anyway, it shows (and I do recall it happening) the people of Naples (his own fans) driving him out of the city after Argentina beat Italy in Naples in the World Cup semi in 1990. What was the cunt supposed to do? Lose on purpose? Anyway, after the Italians lost, everyone, especially the Napoli fans, treated him like shite and hounded him out.

    Now the cunt’s dead, they’re all weeping and treating him as a god! Fuck off!

    In the documentary it showed him arriving to 85,000 fans just to see him (there was no game he was just signing for the club). Then he left, as he said himself, ‘All alone. I left quietly.’

    Some fucking send off the gave the fat cunt when he was alive lol.

    They can fuck off, the duplicitous Diana fake tears look at me cunts.

    You can call me a cunt, but he was the best player I’ve ever seen by some distance anyway.

    • The best player anyone’s ever seen Cuntybollocks.

      There are some great compilations of him on YouTube. His talent was bloody mindbending, just fucking ridiculous.

      He was a right fucking cheating bastard as well though.

      The fat, greasy cunt.

    • Totally agree with you the Napoli fans are cunts , all crying and grieving when they chased him out , he was a cheat but they trumped up charges against him typical backstabbing Italians

    • I watched that Doc too.

      Fucking hilarious when Question 1 at the ‘Welcome to Napoli’ Press Conference asked him a cheeky loaded question about the mafia.

      The President jumped straight in and did the full meltdown . Brilliant

    • Fat, greasy, short arsed, coked up, cheating fuckin cunt ! And these CUNTS put him on a pedestal? No wonder the world’s fucked!

  4. Visited me old Dad at the weekend and he was watching the BBC footy program (no Linekunt thankfully).
    The impression I got was that the stumpy little cokehead cheat should have had a state funeral, paid for by us.
    BBC wankers.
    Macron is a cunt too, but that goes without saying. He’s french…

    • Marine le pen!!♥️♥️♥️
      Thigh boots
      SS cap an armband
      Horse whip!
      Id fuck the french out of her!!
      Hope you oustes that little graverobber Emanuel..

      • I often fantasise about a threesome with Marine Le Pen and her niece.

        That would be the best 30 seconds of their lives I tell ya!

      • Mis:

        As IsAC’s ambassador to France, you may get your wish👍
        Have a word with B&W -he has some “herbal remedies” that might make you last 45 seconds-which will be a record in France😀👍

      • Evening CG,
        You ever done Viagra?
        Its the only thing science has ever given us!
        Like being John Holmes for a evening, you could hammer nails in with it its that hard,
        Should be Danny Dyers nickname ‘viagra’
        Hes a cock who thinks hes hard.😆

      • Miserable
        What happens if you don’t cum? Are you stuck with a tentpole for a few hours and can’t piss?

        Just asking for a friend.

      • Isaac, I came, then casually like it was nothing got back in the saddle again!
        Hard as iron again too!
        Felt like a fuckin film star!😀
        She was dead impressed,
        If not for that little blue pill,
        Well, lets just say we wouldn’t have got the same results!👍👍

      • Ps
        I piss it sounds like a racehorse is in trap2 anyway, but with the viagra it was like a fuckin jetwash!!
        Blew half the enamel off!
        Hehehe 😀

      • Cheers, Mis. 👍🏻
        The possibilities seem endless. Now to track down Gemma Arterton……,

      • Mis-not yet.
        I am far to busy posting on here to worry about tensile strength of my chap😂

      • Addendum:

        Mis, Johnny Holmes could never get a decent hard on, past his early twenties, due to excessive drug and alcohol use.
        I read an article somewhere, a long term film collaborator described being fucked by JH as “a soggy luffah!”.
        Therefore, you need to pick a more Turgid 1970’s porn star for your analogy 👍

      • Hes the only one I know CG!
        Apart from Ron Jeremy.
        Fiddler told me he did one when younger,
        Called ‘down on the farm”…
        Not seen it though, ask him about it when hes next on!

      • Think that one is still band everywhere bar Pakistan Mis 😉

        Maybe certain areas of the West Midlands, Yorkshire and Lancashire have it as the first film of the Saturday Matinee-prior to the one where they dress up in spangly gold clothes and sing😉😉😉

    • French eat frogs cunts, Spanish eat prawn heads, cunts, Italians eat shit covered in tomatoes cunts, Argies are just Spanish with less balls, Cunts. Basically they are all spineless cheating cunts. And sadly so are we if we don’t stick it up em… Are you listening Bozza. stop sucking up to these shit scared shit eating cowarly cheating cunts. Bayonet up the arse corporal Jones. Fuck em all.. Cunts.

      • They do eat some shite,
        Your right!
        Slugs, an anything found in a pond .
        Them eye ties can stick their spaghetti hoops up their arse too!
        The greasy fucks.

  5. Couldn’t cheat death.

    His doctor is being investigated for man slaughter, I suspect if guilty they’ll sentence him to being English.

    • If you want a story to make you giggle, type in ‘Man takes selfie next to Maradona’s Corpse with thumbs-up’ to DuckDuckGo and hit images.

    • Seems like a compo attempt by his ex missus/family to me. Maradona put most of his fortune up his nose and wasn’t a rich man by any means by the time he popped his clogs.

      Any lawyer worth his salt could easily get it thrown out of court you’d think.

      The cunt had several brushes with death due to his massive cocaine intake and the damage it did to his heart and blood pressure. He was also an alcoholic and about to undergo more rehab to stop him getting shitfaced every day. The man was a walking heart attack waiting to happen.

      But then again, as easy a case as it should be, any lawyer in Argentina not painting Maradona in a good light at the moment, would be strung up to a lampost in downtown Buenos Aires.

      He really is a god to the daft cunts.

  6. The media fawning over this druggie, pisshead, blasphemous fucking cheat, especially the performance of supercunt slimeball, Gary Taxdodger, turns my fucking stomach.
    Of course we must remember the history. Only 4 years before some innocent Argies were taking a holiday in the sunny Falklands and Adolf Thatcher sent a load of white supremacists over to beat the living shit out of them. A shameful chapter in British history. Therefore Saint Diego, saviour of the poor, whose picture hangs in every flavella, was just doing the decent thing.
    That’s how today’s media would see it, especially the traitorous fucking BBC. Cunts.

  7. He will be chiefly remembered for being a cheat, secondly a skilful footballer, thirdly a junkie, and then a fat bastard. Let the slumboys of Buenos Aires celebrate about winning the World Cup (by cheating), We’ll celebrate still owning the Falklands and not living in shanty towns. It was a double victory when I had this cheating bloater in the Deadpool.

  8. The worst coverage I saw about Maradogdirt’s demise was on Channel 4 News. Someone described as a ‘South American football expert’ who was actually some daft ugly bitch who looked like a thinner version of Olive from On The Buses. The ugly minger referred to Dirty Diego’s cheating as a ‘hand goal’. There is no such fucking thing as a hand goal and it was not a fucking goal. A hand ball is a foul and that’s the end of it. Glaringly obvious that this ugly cow had no knowledge of football or its terminology.

    Then there was that Parkin Stannit nu-footie cunt who directed a recent Maradogdirt documentary. This cunt’s servile arselicking was almost unwatchable. He praised the ‘cheeky latin way’ Diego cheated and he then gushed over Maradogdirt ‘humiliating a country that beat Argentina in a war’ and how he admired how the Argie Gargolye ‘got away with a hand ball’ and then the predictable wank over the ‘greatest goal ever’. This cunt might as well have just spouted the speeches of Leopoldo Galtieri, burned a Union Jack and then wanked over a poster of Dirty Diego. An absolute disgrace.

    https://www.facebook.com/Channel4News/videos/1791137387715685/

  9. I kno naffink abaaht futball, but the photo evidence was as clear as a bell; what a greasy, cheating cunt the git was.
    Worse, his demise gave Emanuel Micropenis a chance to make some cheap joke at England’s expense. Pair of fucking cunts.

  11. Both goals against us in 86 would not have happened if, 1 Peter Shit’on would have jumped above 2 inches and, 2 if Grandad Peter Reid might have put a tackle in as the pudgy little cunt waddled by him.!

    • Reid couldn’t catch a cold. And he was a cunt for his high diving act to get Kevin Moran sent off at Wembley in 85.

      If Robbo’s shoulder hadn’t come out against Morocco and Butch Wilkins (RIP) wasn’t suspended, that quarter final against the Argies would have been very different. I admired the attitude and guts of Terry Fenwick and Terry Butcher during and after the game, and I felt gutted for dear old Bobby Robson. I can still see him at the press conference later on. Exasperated and angrily asking the press ‘Well, Maradona did handle the ball, didn’t he?’ The press were silent so Bobby then roared ‘DIDN’T HE?’

      That virtue signalling Argie loving smear of shite Lineker wants to remember how devastated Bobby was after that game. But of course he won’t. At least Fenwick and Butcher attempted to kick the little cunt.

    • Shilton boils my piss too Bosshog. The picture above shows what a cunt he was. He couldn’t come out and flatten the cunt, no, he has to do the one armed punch. Overrated twat. If that would have German keeper Schumacher, old fatso would have been laid out comatose. He then wouldn’t have scored the second goal. Another thing about Shilton, a copper was on duty and noticed a car pulled over in the middle of nowhere. Copper shines a torch in the car and Shilton has his trousers round his ankles being noshed off by his bit on the side. His excuse to the copper was “I’ve just spilt some orange and we were drying my trousers off”. To which his bit on the side also replied “mmmmmffhhhhh”. A few weeks after this Sheffield United played at Derby and Shilton was in net. Taking the piss was an understatement. Plus we scored in the last minute to equalise. Happy days.

      • When Kevin Keegan was “mugged” in a lay-by, he was actually robbed by the rent boy he hoped was about to nosh-him-off.
        Source-the DCI. In charge, yo his good mate, another DCI I used to know😉

      • I heard all the Keegan stories at the time, CG. Why was he in a lay-by and how did the two ‘lads’ who baseball batted him know he was there? And who the fuck has a pillow in their car like Keggy did? A pillow to bite, I presume.

      • I think the now common terrace refrain of “Does Your Mrs Know You’re Here” began with Shilts

  12. Must confess I found his blatant cocaine habit highly amusing. At least he wasn’t pretending to be moral or posturing for political bollocks like feeding school children (he may have, no idea!).

    • By the looks of the bloated greasy runt I think he bagged their school meals for himself, Chunky.

  14. I bet the Colombians were devastated by his death.
    Their economy is going to be well fucked now.

  16. Pissed off with hearing about the brilliant second goal against England. The cheating cunt should have been sent off for deliberate hand ball. Good riddance cheating cunt. Fuck off.

  19. He’s dead now so nobody gives a fuck.
    The Argies are effeminate cheating cunts.
    Shilton should have ignored the ball and broken the greasy dwarfs jaw instead.
    Oh and fuck that Linekunt shitehawk and that French wanker.
    A barrel of cunts indeed.

  20. When Gaza joined Lazio, he became the best player in Seria A-better than Maradonna👍

    • Imagine how good Gazza would’ve been if he’d played for a decent club and stayed off the biftas.

      Interesting rumour: Remember when Gazza hit his wife and was lambasted and crucified for a while. Apparently she was having an affair with a certain current morning TV presenter who’s rather a cunt.

      • CG, I saw an old thread and your name was there. This was several years’ ago. You had a photograph. You must be a re-incarnation.

        👻

      • Cap Mag:

        The previous Cuntfinder General is nothing to do with me.
        When I decided to start posting, I think I chose it almost sub-consciously, because Sir Fiddler’s Avatar and also because Vincent price looked like a cunt👍
        I was half expecting someone to rap my knuckles over the name choice-so shhhhh, so far I have got away with it 🤫

      • Ha ha, all good guesses.
        Madeley was fingering his hair, Phil Schofield was fingering a gopher, and Eamon Holmes had eaten all the pie factories.

        P_____M______ has always been a cunt, even when fabricating stories of British soldiers.

    • Gazza also played some superb football at Rangers. And – FIFA cunt though he now is – Michel Platini was easily the best in Serie A when he was captain of Juventus. I went to Turin in 84 and Platini and Boniek were untouchable. Pure class the pair of them.

      • Norm-who fo you think was the best “long passer”:

        Ray Wilkins
        Glen Hoddle
        Platini
        ????

        Don’t say Pirlo-he WAS a special player. Probably still is 👏👏👏

      • Arnold Muhren, CG. Majestic in his brief time at Old Trafford. Eric Cantona was also visionary in his passing. Arnie’s pass for ‘that’ Van Basten volley in 88 and Eric’s pass to Denis Irwin vs Spurs was also brilliant.

        Butch Wilkins was also a superb passer as was Hoddle. and I have to say Beckham was too. Platini was like Cantona: on another level entirely.

  21. Maradona, (clutching chest ) …. eeerk !
    God ….. Gotcha !
    Me …… Hooray !
    Get To Fuck

    • ” and so doth the hand of God strike down with furious anger those who would take from my chosen ones ( The English) the spoils that hath been given to them by the lord”

      • @Jack I’ve been reading about this Rhinehart fella and I don’t want to burst your bubble at this your hour of triumph but maybe Admin need to do a through investigation into whether this guy is dead or not. He has history-

        From Wikipedia-‘On 1 August 2012, the “death” of Rhinehart at the age of 79 was announced by email to 25 friends, beginning with the words “It is our pleasure to inform you that Luke Rhinehart is dead”; it was later revealed the “Death Letter” was instigated as a playful hoax by Cockcroft. Reactions ranged from sorrow to gratitude and amusement.[18]’

      • It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest, Miles. He was / is something of a trickster.
        I like the thought of him sat somewhere warm and tranquil, glass in hand, having a chuckle to himself.
        Bloody good show.
        Good evening, Miles.

      • Evening Jack
        Evening Miles
        Ken Kesey author of ‘one flew over the cuckoo’s nest”
        Faked his own death.
        He went for on the run in Mexico.
        A interesting man and a fuckin nutter,
        You can read about it in Tom Wolfes ‘electric Kool aid acid test’.

        See how literate I am?😆

      • Are you resigned to having been overlooked in your Deadpool win?
        There should be some kind of ISAC Court of Appeal for such circumstances.

      • It’s only a bit of fun, Miles. Admin. have enough on their plates, without setting up Courts of Appeal. They’re easy going chaps, but rather brutish when roused. Play a straight wicket though, and they’re a friendly enough bunch of coves.
        We’ll let Luke rest in peace, or rejoice at leisure.
        Either way, it’s all rather splendid, if a little mysterious.
        Good Lord ! Is that the hour ? Time for a nightcap, chin chin.

      • I always awaited the Dice Man film,said to be constantly awaiting funding/ being scripted. More like just the wrong tumble of the dice again and again.
        Also await greatly the Mr Benn film. Him that played Mr Bean was saying he would jump at the lead role.
        Who’s goin to play Moggadona the cocaine years tho?

      • I think Luke is really dead now. But I’m not certain.

        I’ve been reading a book about Patty Hearst.
        Was she coerced and brainwashed?
        Or was she a wannabe Che Guevara SLA shagbag and a cunt?

  22. Has everyone forgotten about Pele?
    In a different league to Maradona ( and virtually everyone else too )
    3 World Cups and almost a goal a game in over 1300 appearances. Awesome.
    A decent bloke too by most accounts.
    I think his only vice was women but nobody’s perfect eh.

  23. What boils my piss about all this, is the BBC (yet again) and Linecunt (especially) sticking butter up Maradona’s greasy arse, as though humanity has somehow been diminished by his croaking. He was a dwarfy, bloated, drugged up, cheating twat! Good fucking riddance.

  24. Just had a look at the cunts from the blackstuff nom and the tick fairy has been at it again with some of the posts. One post has over 200.
    Obviously somebody’s got nothing better to do.
    Sad fucker.

    • Without a doubt. The greatest player of all time. Bestie.

      There are so many goals that weren’t filmed or are lost, but there are 50 here. My favourites? The chip against Spurs (‘Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!’) And the League Cup tie against Chelsea. He beat the muddy pitch and Chopper Harris (‘Can he do it? He surely must!’). I’m just sorry that all 179 of his United goals aren’t there for us still to see.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg-du9sqNvg

      • Indeed he was General, much has been made of Maradona growing up poor in the Barrios but what about Matthews in Stoke or the Charlton’s in 1930’s Northumberland? A tough start no doubt but all gents (Jack was admittedly a bit rough) who didn’t binge on drugs , cheat or whore.

      • Tom Finney, the Preston Plumber.

        Then there’s Jimmy Greaves and Denis Law.

        And who knows what Duncan Edwards would have achieved? Would he have been captain in 1966?
        Imagine an England defence with Banks, Stiles, Moore and Edwards?

    • Aye-imagine Nat without the pipe and tea wit’ 4 sugars at half time, substitute that for a “Dago” Mars-arse-Donna dose of Detusidrol (steroid which saw him banned).

      The maradonna fan boys bang in about poor pitches, heavy tackling etc in his sat and how good he would be in the modern game.
      Well, give some of the old greats unlimited sports therapists and physios, chefs and nutrition experts, modern boots and balls and pitches like fucking bowling greens……

      • Best, Law and Charlton would be unstoppable with today’s modern facilities.

        Same goes for Greavesie, Colin Bell, Alan Ball, Stan Bowles, Tony Currie, Rodney Marsh, Glenn Hoddle.

  27. My highlight from the Falklands was a paratrooper that would have been awarded the VC but they found a load of Argie ears and other appendages in his webbing after he died and thought it might be bad publicity 🤣

    I would have promoted him to Field Marshal and given him two VCs for that alone but there’s no accounting for taste is there

    • Think you mean Lance Corporal Stewart Andrew McLaughlin B Company 3 Para from Wallasey 👍
      Killed in Action on Mt Longdon East Falkland 1982 Serving with 5 Platoon 👍
      Allegedly had 11 Argentine ears in his kit when being prepared for burial Instead of binning them some towrag reported it to his company commander 👎

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