Black Children in Need

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A concise observation.

I have just seen a Children in Need cartoon trailer. It appears that only black children are in need. Fair enough, let black people donate all the money then.
Also, most adverts are aimed at black or mixed race families. Again, fair enough, let them purchase the goods.

I wonder how long a survey points out that a great many consumers feel marginalised in their own country? And actually put off the products.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

72 thoughts on “Black Children in Need”

  2. After the utterly evil racism coming from David Lammy and Lenny Henry I can see this years comic relief shitfest being about as popular as a dump on a dinner table.
    Let the black saviours fund these parasites.
    And end all foreign aid.
    Fuck them.

    • That little African kid looks weird with piercing blue eyes?
      Like a fish with eyebrows or a snake with a perm,
      Just doesn’t fit.

      Bet hes stole them.

    • Comic Relief stinks like a Tramps Dump after a decent session on the cheap Cider, the whole shit fest is centered around Unfunny sketches woefully acted out by equally poor comedians, how much money has to be wasted on those dumb, lazy wasters in Africa before the public realize that they are wasting their hard earned cash on some warlords fleet of Bentley’s, I refuse to be coned into thinking That any money goes to the over used image of the starving child covered in flys, I bet even that scruffy wank stain Geldof has given up on that lost cause.!

    • Lammy and Henry have stated they don’t want (or need) any more white aid in Africa.. Well, that’s absolutely fine we agree on something at least, although I’ve NEVER contributed a fucking penny anyway. To see my view reflected watch Jim Davidson on his TV prog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IPMVu4wzZE

  3. You either want white man’s donations or not, you can’t have it both ways.

    Trouble is, if we say “Okay, fine” you’ll say “racist!!!”

    If we say “No, we’ll still keep donating a few more billion” you’ll say “racists!!”

    So basically, fuck you! Your problem, you deal with it!

    • I never asked, wanted or needed another Man to feed me.
      Fuck these v*rmin, let Lammy and Henry pay for Ethiopian girl groups and Afghan disabled Sister fisting collectives.
      No more foreign aid, ever.

  5. I’m donating fuck all, the same amount every year. Call me generous or a cunt I give no fucks at all. Whilst the government’s and heads of state of these shitholes are spunking money away on shiny stuff they can starve to death as far as I’m concerned.

    • The way Sunak and the blubbery jellyfish are fking up the UK economy we will soon need an “England in need” charity fundraiser.

  6. Just of all those millions.fuck me even billions in aid to Africa alone. The full figure must be staggering.
    How is it that this country never seems to get anywhere past the water wells and sanitation levels?
    Corruption everywhere, violence is everywhere and is never ending.
    Just send all the illegals there and be done with it.

    • One trillion Pounds and counting Barney.
      And absolutely nothing changed.
      And when I am Prime Minister I will have a policy of forcible repatriation.

    • It’s actually trillions that the west have poured into these third world shitholes. Money that would have been better spent at home.

      Just build a wall around Africa to keep them in and then check on them once every thousand years to see if they have evolved into something useful.

      • Gadaffi did a good job of stopping them from crossing over into Europe. The shiny-faced Pigfucker put paid to our only vanguard.

      • Israel are preventing the flood of shit from the middle east heading our way.

        Why do you think the left hate them so much?

  7. Time Africa took some responsibility for itself. The only continent that’s in permanent crises. Surely if they have to keep asking the west to help they should consider letting the west run the place?

    Surely we should have a say how the charity money is spent and the foreign aid. In 2014 Africa receive 138 billion in foreign aid from around the world. Since the 1960s Africa has received around 866 billion dollars worth of foreign aid. The only thing this aid seems to help with is population growth.

    • The African continent has received over a trillion Pounds of aid in the last fifty years.
      No more.
      On other news, Biden the corpse has defrauded his way to victory.
      We are fucked.

      • Its a good job for Joe the dead feel strongly enough to vote!
        They always back one of their own.

      • Biden is like the Night King from Game of Thrones rallying the undead to his cause. The legal battle could go on for months, an election more controversial than your cunting of John Wayne Miserable!

      • Yeah my bruises are only just healing LL!😊
        I cant respect Joe as US president, hes not fit to drive never mind run America.
        When did they last have a presidential shooting?😆😆

      • Charity sap: We’ve brought you some clothes.
        Ooga-Dooga: Ooga.
        Charity sap: We’ve brought you some tools.
        Ooga-Dooga: Dooga
        Charity sap: We’ve brought you some water.
        Ooga-Dooga: Ooga Dooga
        Charity sap: Do you speak any English?
        Ooga-Dooga: Bring white women.

  8. i did a quick Google, asking the question how much international aid has been given to Africa

    Apparently, over the last 70 years $1,4 TRILLION (£1TN) has been donated to Africa. Don’t know if that is genuinely accurate, but it wouldn’t surprise me, But what of the end result? They’re still fucking poor and starving!

  9. Couldn’t give a shit what colour they are or what country they come from…the sponging little Sods’ll get Fuck All off me.
    I’d put a stop to child benefit as well as these Save-a-Sooty appeals.

  10. When I was at school 60 years ago we used to collect for the Black Babies and put our pennies into the hand of a doll similar to the one in the link. She then lifted it up to her thick lips and swallowed it. We would also have visits from priests and nuns who served in the missions in Africa and they would show us pictures of our very own “black babies”. I can´t see this happening nowadays. We would be accused of being racist, fascist, sexist etc.

    https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/492370171741468896/

  11. Personally, if blacks want diversity, respect and equality, they can fuck off and fend for themselves.

    There’s plenty of poor white people struggling to make ends meet. And one suspects when this covid fuckwittery is done with, there will be millions more white plebs on the dole.

    So to the likes of Lenny Henry and Lammy, you’re a pair of rich racist, hypocritical cunts quick enough to lament the poverty of blacks, but don’t utter a word for poor whites. And do you any of you actually put your hands in your pockets and donate a few million? And if you do where does it go- blacks or whites?

  12. My donation this year will have lots of zeros on the end.
    It’ll have a zero at the beginning too.

  13. I’m finished with M’tebe and the like, I’ve always believed in charity and over the last few years have dug deep , sending my beloved sunbed , a particularly nice snorkel parka and a couple of odd pairs of shoes out to various African appeals and never received as much as a simple thank you.
    Enough is enough…

  14. Africa-full of numerous beasts, roaring, squawking, fighting over every scrap of available food, then dragging it back to it’s squalid home to devour it, all the time neglecting their offspring.
    There are lots of exotic animal species too. I feel sorry for them…..

    Cunts….

  16. The only charities who get my money are the veterans ones, fullstop. I used to regularly donate to the RNLI until they went woke. I’m not funding some overpaid cunts in flash suites of offices, a bunch of child molesters sent to disaster zones and African dictators’ palaces, BMWs and endless fucking wars.
    And FUCK THE BBC!!

    • The vehicle of choice for your UNICEF, WHO, Kids In Need, and all the other corporate do-gooding agents is the big white, top of the range Toyota Land Cruiser. One each.
      They only stay in the best hotels. I have seen this. And this is counted as money spent in country. Which is a small fraction of money collected.
      Little M’Tebe’s dad is either en-route to UK or moving on to the next village, and the next, in an endless hunt for a virgin (female, obviously) who will cure him of his AIDS.
      What the children really need is a backdated supply of johnnies for his mum, and an IKEA type guide on what to do with it.

  17. M’Tebe and the rest of the silvery moons can do one same as every year. Enough money has been spunked on this basket case of a continent.
    I can’t wait till Al jabeeba says the amount raised was down this year.
    Lammy & Henry shot themselves in the foot hopefully.

  18. I did a job for a charity (cunts for paying, you have to be on your toes with them)
    They were based in a stately home in Cheshire, hired a wing!
    They all had flash cars.
    Scavenger cunts on a get rich quick scheme.
    Give em nowt.

  19. Poor baby Umbongo has to walk 50 miles to collect his water.Not interested.Piss off.Charity begins at home

    • Can’t work out why the silly cunts don’t build their shit-huts nearer the services.

  20. I met a black woman crying outside the shopping centre. She said she’d lost £300. She was wailing so I gave her £40 out of the £300 I’d just found. When you’re blessed, you must bless others.

      • She was distraught Moggie and goodness knows I’m a slave to my magnanimous feelings. Come on man, join the Love Train. Join the brotherhood of man! Let the sun shine!

        She’d probably nicked it anyway.

      • You heartless twat, Cap M.
        Have you any idea how many cocks she had to suck for £300?😢
        I imagine B&W Cunt will “cut” her for bring “light” this week.

        “Where’s ma money biiitch? Sheeet, les check yo titty bag..”
        ©️The Malpasso Company

      • Come now, C-G. My £40 will buy her Nando’s, scratch cards, and pay her phone bill for at least a day. I ought to be given some kind of medal. The Cecil Rhodes award for Altruism or something.

  21. I’ve never ever donated to comic relief load of fucking shit that fucking Africa has had about a trillion dollars in 40 years and guess what ? It all gets spent on arms and mansions and Mercedes , there fucking corrupt murdering bastards, perhaps comic relief should highlight this small point ? Cunts

  22. Get nothing off me. £50 wouldn’t help him as there are no shops to spend it in anyway. , apart from the Umbongo megastore.

  23. Shouldn’t they rename it 35 Year Old Sandfilth Men Posing As Children In Need?
    Come on, Beeb. Play the game.

  24. Send loads more AK47s and machetes to Africa. He can only speed the process up of reducing and free the world of our sponging lost distance relatives. Cunts.

  26. I fucking love the starving black kid adverts that always come on the telly while I’m tucking into a giant fucking plateful of food. Its fucking hilarious!

  28. I’ll give them the same this year as every year, nowt. Sat on millions like many a charity riding the gravy train.

  29. As a honky man I’m banned from giving money to Africans.

    This is the only time I’ve agreed with David Lammy on anything.

  30. But do they need honky saviours? Lammy and others like him claim that the dark keys would’ve invented planes and sheeeeet too had the evil honky man not ‘stolen’ everything from them.

    What we need is a black civilisation untouched by the honky man’s world. Then, we’d see.

    Oh wait..I’ve found such an example.

    Google ‘North Sentinel Island’ for more information.

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