Nicola Sturgeon (21)

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Away the noo, she’s yearning for her ain folk – a kilt and bagpipes cunting please for the little lassie with her finger on the pulse, who is feeling “deeply depressed” at the prospect of a no deal Brexit:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/10/16/sturgeon-a-frustrated-and-depresseda-by-prospect-of-no-deal-b/

Old Jock feels we should devote 100% of our time to Covid19 (as the BBC already does – and much good does it do them). I am sure her sentiments are echoed by Dame Kweer, Dominic Grieve, and the queer peers Mandy and Adonis, but the majority of us want to leave – HOW we leave, whether it is on Canadian, Australian or South Norwood terms is neither here nor there. It is clear Motherfucker Barnier never had or has any intention of a constructive “deal”.

The likes of surrender monkey Sturgeon have no doubt been hoping that Covid would scupper Brexit, hopefully Boris keeps his nerve and proves them wrong. If Sturgeon finds this too painful, perhaps she should have a chat with the McSamaritans.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

47 thoughts on “Nicola Sturgeon (21)”

  3. You can’t fit a square head into a round hole, or something.
    Is wee Nicky a fish supper?
    Heard she pisses standing up?

  5. She doesn’t want to be part of the UK but she does want wee Scotchland to be swallowed whole by the EU superstate.

    Somehow that is her and the Scottish gnat’s idea of “independence”.

    Quite how she would have been able to survive the pandemic without English money is another mystery.

    She is also losing popularity since shutting the pubs – the Scots dinnae like Locktober.

    • If they didn’t like loctober, they aren’t going to like No vember much either.

  6. Look at those eyes, which cunter yelled out “Wee Jimmy Krankie Nazi bastard!” from the back?

    • She looks like she’s just dropped a particularly nasty fart and is scared everyone will guess who’s done it.

      • She can’t blame bloater Blackford, he’s down south sticking out Westminster.

      • No he isn’t LL. Bloater’s “working” from home in the Highlands, so she could blame him easily.

        He asks his two pointless questions at PMQs remotely via Skype or summat.

  7. I’m not trying to start a conspiracy theory here, i just noticed that if you put the wee piss stinking Nicola next to Angela Merkel there’s a resemblance. I’m not suggesting that Nicki is the child that Merky denies having or that she was sent to Scotland in a U Boat leftover from her grandads adventures in Europe. All I’m saying is there’s a resemblance between the two and they both like similar outfits.

    It would explain a lot though.

    • She could be the result of a “Boys From Brazil” style cloning experiment.
      It would explain a lot…

      • Fuck. By coincidence I posted a “Mini Me” clone of your post.

        P.S. Austin Powers is a cunt…

  9. The only reason the EU would have anything to do with the SNP and Scotland is to stick their fingers up to the U.K.

    Are Scotland going to be a net contributor? NO

    Do Scotland meet the the EU,s financial compliance criteria? Certainly not !

    Will Scotlands membership be a positive to the ailing 1950,s type trading block? Not on ya fucking nelly

    Will Scotland be a big draw for the EU hoardes of semi skilled / low skilled / peasant wankers? Possibly but probably it …

    Personally I’m sick and fucking tired of sturgeon and fatty arbuckle and if I never heard another word from either of those utter cunts would be more than happy …

    • And give it a couple of years under the Stasi and they will be moaning about the EU, the jocks just like to complain.

    • She and the SNP have been well used by the EU as ‘useful idiots’, since the referendum vote. The Oirish have just found out what that means, they are being discarded like a hot potato now a REAL Brexit is happening. Watch Seaweed get the same treatment (not that she’s got the sense to see it anyway!)
      As for McSamaritans – there aren’t any – all pissed on cans of lager!

  10. My only question is who will blink first when it comes to shelling out the cash to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall. I think a hard border is needed between Scotland and England to ensure we safeguard against Scotland becoming a Eurotrash conduit for swarthy chancers trying to get to the land of Milk and Honey.

    We could use that fat cunt Blackford as a bridge support. The lovely Nicola will re-introduce the Bawbee as the Scottish currency and China will eventually buy the whole wanked-out mess once the SNP has driven it into the ground and use it for man-made virus testing.

    • They left it’s be 8 month till wee Nicky spent her days holding a cardboard sign

      “Will dance for porridge”..

    • Rebuild Hadrian’s Wall? And give up Northumberland and a chunk of Cumberland to the Jocks? Fuck that! Any wall should be on the existing border.

  11. There was a petition to rid Scotland of this megalomaniac on the web.
    I didn’t sign it as the bloody Scots encouraged the bitch by voting SNP.
    Use your votes more wisely in future, and you won’t have an unelected moron in charge.

  12. Did anyone have Spencer Davis (Keep on running fame) in their dead pool? His death at 81 was announced today.

  13. They should make rapists and other sex offenders fuck Wee Jimmy at least 3 times a day. That’ll teach them to keep it in their trousers, the filthy cunts.

  15. She’s just dropped £700k on Andy Murray’s mum’s auld hoose near Stirling.

    She’s moving in with a lady friend alledgedly.

  19. Typical fucking Remoaners. I’d give her independence and see how long she lasts.

  20. Absolute little turd 💩
    Scottish Nazis will do anything to stop Brexit don’t let it happen Leave means Leave👍🇬🇧

  21. ‘…….perhaps she should have a chat with the McSamaritans’ ??

    She should be having a positive conversation with McDIGNITAS, the little cunt.

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