Lizzo The Fatto

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(Looks like she’s having a difficult follow-through! – DA)

Lizzo – nope never heard of her either but she has apparently won a Grammy and she is black and she is fat and she has been on the cover of vogue. But why is she a cunt. . Let me explain, it is because Lizzo is getting her oversized knickers (Not panties) in a twIst because the body positive movement (The one that says it’s ok to be a fat lazy cunt) has gone mainstream and commercial and that fat cunts Like her are not feeling the full benefit of it. Lizzo has also said she sees a lot of ‘white girls’ who are curvy and not fat and therefore fat cunts Like her are being left out and it’s even more demeaning for her now the whites are apparently cashing in where she used to.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54292412

Lizzo I don’t have Abs and a six pack because it takes too much effort and I can’t be arsed to put the effort in but I can assure you if I want curves!!! like you It’s fucking easy. I sit on the couch eating cakes, sweets and ice cream. It’s a fucking sinch. That’s why you have to invent some fucking bull shit like body positive because fat cunts like you are too lazy to go for a fucking walk and to weak willed to walk past a donut shop.

Lizzo thinks being fat is normal, sorry Lizzo it fucking ain’t and by the way if you get Covid you are 50% more likely to die. So my advice is lockdown the fat cunts especially Lizzo or better still her get to sweat off a few pounds as a porter on a Covid ward.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

90 thoughts on “Lizzo The Fatto”

  1. She has to be the next Kweer Charmer Labour prospective MP – she has all the qualities – fat arse, big mouth, the qualities Dame Kweer looks for. Perhaps Leicester East would like to make it third time lucky. I can just see her and Diane Abbott making an ideal tag team in the Labour Wimmins Wrestling Group.

  2. Never heard of this hippi but just looking at this corpulent tart makes me feel a bit diabetic.

    • *hippo not hippi

      Lizzo the Hippo. It’s like a trânny CBBC programme.
      “Morning Kids!”
      AAAAAARRGHHH!

      • Indeed.

        ‘Today children we are going to see Lizzo the Hippo.
        I wonder what she’s doing today?
        Ah , there she is , just leaving McDonald’s at 6.30am as usual.
        My , that’s a big bag! Still , 50 McMuffins and 20 large fries does require some space , doesn’t it children.
        Imagine your tummies if you ate that much. Soon there’d be lots of little hippos jumping around. Wouldn’t that be great children?
        When you get home , I bet you can’t wait to raid the fridge , and stuff yourselves until you can’t eat anymore? That’s the way to get famous like Lizzo.’

        ‘Tomorrow we’ll be visiting Lizzi the Hippi , and watching her prepare a big-fibre nutritious vegan platter from sawdust and manure. Doesn’t that sound miserable children?
        We’d much rather be happy and rich like Lizzo , wouldn’t we?’

  3. Looks like a shaven King Kong.

    What a fucking disgrace to femininity. A one armed cayote, right there lads.
    Imagine what she smells like☹️
    If she sat on your face, it would be game over.

    • Theyll be lads on here whod get stuck into big Lizzo!
      Bet you!
      Some right degenerates on here.
      Shes not for me, if they arrive for a date by forklift truck its game over.

      • I think an oil drum sized container of fried chiggun would have the same result!
        Disgusting beast.

      • Haha Bravo!
        Yes I’d bum it very good.
        No fancy chitchat or going on about fat lasses being good.
        Get on the bouncy castle!

      • Yes Miserable, a few of the usual characters will surface but who is brave enough to admit to it? You could fondle this bush pig for a week and not grab the same handful of flab.

      • The official story is that Global-Warming is a direct result of a shift in the Earth’s orbit – due to the axis displacement caused by the weight of this monster dropping out of her mother’s cunt.

  4. This pig got up at an L.A. Lakers basketball game and started dancing around in a skimpy dress and revealed her fat ass in a thong. It made the news here in the states and she was shamed on Twatter. There was so much negativity she closed her account. Of course she blamed internet trolls when the fact is everyone…even the Libtards in mainstream media…found it revolting.

    Well almost everyone. She has a huge…(play on words intended) following in the LGBTQRSTMNOPXYZ+or- community as she is one of those who “doesn’t ascribe* to just one thing.” Her fans are called Lizzies.

    I can certainly ascribe* one thing to her…CUNT

    *Apparently she doesn’t ascribe to proper English either.

    ascribe: verb; attribute something (to a cause)

    Used in a sentence:

    I ascribe Lizzie’s gargantuan size to her eating too many Big Macs.

    It can also mean; regard a quality as belonging to.

    Used in a sentence:

    Lizzie’s bad behavior and use of ebonics are common qualities ascribed to being a groid.

    • Thanks General. Ebonics and groids….never heard them before. I’m going to try and stick them in my conversation next time I speak to our local black vicar.

      • Its not a church like in the Blues Brothers is it Westy?
        Gospel singing, dancing in the aisles,
        “Have you seen the light?!!”😀😀

      • I’d be tempted to think it’s the same cunt who “married” the Halfwit and the Halfbreed but he was imported from America.

      • No Miserable, this is Cornwall mate, all fucking Methodists down here, weird as fuck the six fingered web toed cunts. 😀

      • WCC,

        I would suggest a little practice first:

        “Our church believes in diversity. Our vicar is a groid and he gives the sermon in ebonics.”

        “The new groid vicar upset Mrs. Penrose and Mrs. Teague by preaching in ebonics.”

        “For translating the King James version into ebonics the vicar was made Bishop of Groidsbury.”

      • Brilliant General. How about: “Excuse me Father, do you think you could cut out the sermon in ebonics as there’s fuck all groids in this here parish?”

      • Well if you’re going to be rude and use profanity:

        Yo! Vic! Dis be Corn Wall y’all. Git yo ebonics speakin’, groid ass back to London wit da ress dem BLM types.

    • I bet thats the one thing she aint seen for some time
      Her cunt! The fucking oversized jelly babby

  6. Further to my earlier comments I should say she’s a bitter Umbongo who should shut the fuck up.
    Then chase Tom and Jerry round with a broom.

  10. I am surprised that Vogue hasn’t folded. People like to look at attractive things, so the amount of fat black slags, frock wearing bearded poofters, skeletal transbenders, and peaceful pillar box cunts will surely kill the magazine sooner rather than later?

    I fucking hope so anyway. Cunts.

    • Bet her clit is like a Bury black pudding Norman?
      Still not feeling a twinge?
      😀😀

      • If she trespassed on Fiddlers land and he released the hounds, he wouldn’t see them again for six months.

      • You mean Dick and Lizzo wouldnt leave the bedroom LL?
        Honeymoon period😀😀
        He’ll end up like Hewitt Jr,
        “Lizzo how do you like your bacon? Ok hun!
        Champion”

      • Dick getting angry at the livestock auction when another farmer tries to bid on the “black heifer” over there! 😀😀

      • My local chippy (English I might add) does a lovely battered black pudding. But there is more chance of me getting a twinge from Lily Mong on a bad night than me getting one from Lizzo.

    • Ditto on that. I’m sure it’s just a matter of the drawer filled with shite to break the dressing table. Cunts.

  11. The. Fucking. State. Of. It!

    Bet she refuses to show up at beach parties in Japan.

  12. I’d never heard of this fat cunt until they did a little special report on radio four. I think the fat cunt had done Glastonbury or something shite like that and had been a hit. Less was said about her music, as from the snippets they played it was bog standard pop rap drivel, and more about her being a person of colour, and about body positivity, which is another way of saying fat cunt acceptance. It was radio four after all. So, nothing about how unhealthy it is, that it will take years off her, or, kids don’t need to be seeing her piss flaps hanging out of the Kevlar string bathing suit that she twerks in.
    How the fuck do fat people conceive anyway? Do you just fling a load in the general direction of her minge, and hope gravity finds a way past the folds, or do you use something with a bit of reach, like a fucking caulking gun?

    • No self-respecting sperm would attempt to swim against the tidal-barrier of this monstrosity’s faucet-leaking , toxic toilet area.

  13. Bloody hell, I didn’t know Vogue did a broadsheet format.

    What a fat cunt she is candidate for Covid, pity the poor cunts who have to turn her over in ICU.

    • Talking of disgusting, over weight, dark hippos on the front cover of Vogue, don’t look at the loudmouth of this month’s British version talking about Trump, BLM, etc

      Grunts like a hippo too.

    • If there’s one thing she can actually do well – it’s roll. (Albeit with a little help , well , a lot actually).
      And it isn’t pretty.

    • Wait until Freddie sees that, he likes big black ass.
      Takes all sorts, I suppose.
      Must have taken yonks to airbrush all the flies out.
      Gas mark 6, for a day or two, serve with grits, un frieeeed pertaters.
      Should keep the local food bank going for a while.
      Fat cunt.
      Get To Fuck.

      • Yeah. Rip the guts and brains out the fucker , then ram a stake up it’s arse till it comes out the mouth.
        Roll in salt , and cook slow – although I won’t be within 200 miles of the area – due to the stench.
        So do warn me ‘eh!

  16. All slagging her off,
    Its cos shes black isnt it?
    Racists.
    If she was white youd all be drooling!
    Possibly.

    • Evening MNC, speaking of drooling. Sheena has been in touch, Thursday is a goer.
      Get yer Weetabix down.

      • Evening Jack!
        Sheenas come round to the idea?
        Jolly good!!
        Im bringing 1970 Jane Seymour but shes not for sharing, only just got her and dont want to rush her.
        Shes dead posh!💝
        “Youve got gravy in your beard silly!”
        Kate an Debbie wondered why I was tired when I got in!
        Said I’d probably caught one of those 24hr bugs,
        Probably that coronavirus thats going around, but im like the Donald, immune or something.😀

      • Jane is lovely. Treat her well.
        Coronavirus ? Don’t know what all the fuss is about, I haven’t missed a beat, just carried on.
        Make Britain great, again.

      • Jack@
        Norman wants to bring Olivia Newton John?
        What do you think?
        Problem is if Fiddler finds out he’ll want to bring Lizzo!

      • For fucks sake don’t get The Fiddler involved, he’s an absolute shower.This is a nice, classy and discreet thing we’ve got going here. To allow a man who gets banned from his bank, brawls at funerals and wipes his knob on the curtains, would just lower the tone completely, and don’t let that Cunt Engine in on it either, the man is definitely preverted, he’d have concealed cameras, and be making very odd suggestions to the girls, before you knew it, we’d all be on Pornhub and in the Sunday papers. Jane would be off like a shot, and Kate, probably the rest of them too, plus, he’d disturb all the neighbours, with that hideously noisy motorcycle.
        Our cover would be blown to fuck, the man is a menace.
        Norman seems a steady sort, with a discerning taste and a bit of class, very knowledgeable and knows how to keep a low profile.
        He is most welcome to bring Olivia.
        See you Thursday.

  17. I went on a blind date once with a girl who looked just like this. I seemed to be strangely attracted to her, staring into her eyes and going weak at the knees. My pulse was racing and it was only at that point that I thought “fuck it she’s spiked my drink!”

  18. Lizzo the Hippo can piss and shit all she wants about racism, fatism or whatever perceived ‘ism’ she can come up with.

    But the facts are I see them, you are horrifically overweight, if I had an ounce of compassion I could feel sorry for you but I don’t, regardless of how you disgust me surely you must disgust yourself more, you’re weight and all the associated problems it will without question give you will shorten your life.

    Let her have her 5 minutes of fame.

    Then when she’s gasping for breath in her death bed at 45 let’s send in a film crew to film Lizzo the Hippo wishing she’d have listened to the Doctors and the Dissenters rather than the Twatterarti.

    What an utter utter fat fucking fuck.

    • Don’t talk about shipping containers Komodo.
      Although , having said that – her cuntflaps would make a damn good life raft for immigrants.

    • Anne frank@
      Would you wrestle Lizzo for a title belt?
      3 rounds, submission or knockout.
      And who’d win? 😀

  23. I wonder if this woman can actually wipe her own arse ? Or does she have a custom made bidet, made from a fire hydrant ?
    Thar she blows !!!!!
    Unsettling.

      • Evening Jack, thought it would be something like that cos the reach around is NOT happening.
        Was thinking it might just pull itself along the carpet like a dog. Leave an awful mess mind.

  25. The thought of it’s winnet-encrusted stink-hole with it’s
    weapons-grade germ-warfare fumes hovering over my face would put me off rimming ladies’ rosebuds for life!

  28. Fuckin Fat Munter, hardly resembles a Human being, I bet her stench would fetch a Fly of a fresh turd.!

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