Gene Simmons – Inventor of Everything!

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Soon be Hallowe’en so what better a time to nominate that odious, blowhard, talent vacuum, and greedy money grabbing attention whore Gene Simmons.

His hair looks like a wig fashioned from pubes. He is the archetypal cartoon rock star, but takes himself deadly seriously. He hasn’t been credible since about 1977…if ever. He will literally say and do anything for money and attention.

His fabled long tongue might give B&WC some competition?

I always thought Kiss were a bit of a joke. Paul Stanley had a good voice and they did a few meh songs.

He reminds me a bit of Steven Seagal. A fat, washed up cunt with a shit hair weave wearing sunglasses all the time.

There was a story where he’d found out that the word”OJ” for orange juice, wasn’t copyrighted, and then he went and copyrighted it, so that every time it was used in advertising, he got paid for it. I bet OJ Simpson is fucking livid with him.

I’m sure I’ve read that his ex-bandmates all fucking hate him. Good.

He thinks he invented everything. He reckons he invented Ronnie James Dio’s famous “Devil Horns” hand signs and he didn’t, so he can fuck off with that shit.

He’s like that old cunt down the pub who brags about all the things he’s done, when he’s actually done fuck all.

Interestingly he has an album called “Asshole”.
How appropriate.

Please let’s not have any racist or anti-semitic comments alright cunters…we’re better than that.

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

65 thoughts on “Gene Simmons – Inventor of Everything!”

  1. Gene Simmons is the worst human being ever shat out by a woman.
    Greedy pubeheaded, talentless, arrogant, shite musician,
    You name it hes a cunt for all seasons, a ‘every cunt’
    This is quite hard with the race and antisemitic restrictions Harold?!
    Hes mostly famous for his long tongue, and being a dirty money grubbing, coin chasing, big nosed, oven dodging grade A, CUNT.
    Oy vey, that was hard work.

    • Gene Simmons often boasts of having slept with thousands of Women.
      Gene! Gene! You’re doing it all wrong – you’re supposed to fuck them! 🤦‍♂️
      And this goes to show how selectively blind some ladies appear to be when Dollars are present.
      And, furthermore – how come these lot can wear makeup and stuff but when I paint my cock tartan, whip it out in Tescos and shout “which of you bitches wants a turn on Throb Roy”? I get arrested!
      No justice in this world 😢

      • I was listening to Blue Oyster Cult, Devo and Chrome.

        Oh, and The Residents ‘Third Reich N’ Roll’.

        And the Ramones, and….

        But never Kiss. Ever.

      • 1977? Polka oompah bands, Wagner (Wilhelm not Robert)
        And Alpine yodelling records.

      • I heard once about a hospital radio station that played “Don’t fear the reaper” as requested by Mr Dai Daly, fuck I laughed!!!

      • 1977? The Jam, Buzzcocks, Peter Gabriel, 10cc, Thin Lizzy, Bob Marley and the Wailers.

        In the UK, Kiss were viewed as a comedy act..

      • Spot on Norm. Also the tale end of the supergroups.
        In fact, as much as I hated them, I would have preferred fucking ABBA-(literally in the case of the blonde one👍).

      • I was listening to my own bowel movements.

        A sight more enjoyable than listening to Simmons & his wank band of tossers.

  3. Doesn’t this cunt dress up like a BDSM prozzie clown?
    An album of his tortured screams sounds about right.
    Fuck Off.

  4. Saw his “band” at Monster’s of Rock. Fuck me they were headlining, seen and definitely heard better pub bands. What a cunt.

    • KISS? My arse.
      Absolute shite.
      Massive in the states though???!
      They have merchandise from a ashtray to a coffin,
      No shit, you can buy KISS coffins.
      He did a school of rock where he got to belittle and sneer at young musicians.
      Didnt encourage them!
      The cunt took the piss, They were better than him anyway, id of taken him frizzy fat off with a pete Townsend move if he spoke to me like that.
      Truly a leech on the bollocks of humanity.

      • I worked on the show with Shithead Simmons supposedly mentoring the winner, in that instance somebody calling themselves “Lil’ Chris”
        Well Lil, Chris’ career never quite took off and the poor sod topped himself at 25.
        Nice work Gene er,I mean Chaim Witz.
        My life already.

  5. Vaguely remember Kiss. They were shite. Dont have an opinion on this cunt. Loved the pub rock bands of that era – Feelgoods, Blockheads, Ducks de Luxe, Dave Edmunds and Nick Lowe bands. I have forgotten most names but you still see them on 70s compilations. All far better than the posturing cunts like the Pistols, Sham 69 and loads more unmusical wankers.
    Musical incompetence is not big and clever.

  7. “Please let’s not have any racist or anti-semitic comments alright cunters…we’re better than that”…

    He’s one of the Hooknose, Jebus-killing, money -grabbing mob is he ?….I never knew that. A fortuitous warning there from Mr.P. I was just about to order Gene’s “Greatest Hits” album to play at my next exclusive masked “Kristallnacht-Happy Memories” disco… I’ll just have to see if I can get a copy of “Now That’s What I Call Nazi Marching Songs 1938” instead.

    Oy Vey.

  8. Other than RTC (presumably), is any other chap on here a fan of Dio?
    I’ve loved them ever since I got “Holy Diver” at age 11, starting me off on a 40 year love of heavy metal.
    Kiss are a bunch of gaylords. Although fair play to them for the amount of birds they’ve knobbed.

    • Incredibly privileged to have seen Ronnie James UK Rainbow debut alongside the legendary Ritchie Blackmore. 31/08/76 Bristol Hippodrome.

      To say I was stunned that this hitherto unheard of tiny fella could belt out those Rainbow classics with such aplomb is an understatement. And with Cozy Powell hammering away behind; Christ what a gig and what a shame only Ritchie is still with us.

      Funnily enough I was watching this only the other day. Now I know Graham Bonnet was never truly taken into the fans hearts for the ‘crime’ of replacing RJD but jeez he could sing.

      https://youtu.be/BjTaJo2n6hY

  9. The nomination picture, is that Wolf from ITV’s Gladiators the show presented by John Fashionable and Ulrikakakakaka?

  11. What a cunt. Saw him on the Tele the other day and he seemed like a knobhead, well cunted HS…
    Gene Simmons can go fuck himself.

    • Evening B&WC.
      Do you think Gene’s had his tongue up any groupie’s arsehole in his time?

  12. Ace Frehley was a good guitarist, but Kiss were a joke band with all that cartoon horror crap.Simmons was their Mike Love. The least talented, but the one who was the dictator who controls the ‘franchise’. Frehley and Peter Criss got sick of the cunt and jumped ship in 1980, but Simmons continued the Kiss ‘brand’ and they now hawk everything from rubber johnnies to coffins. No doubt about it, Simmons is a complete cunt.

  13. Music for weird 12 year olds-the socially inept Americunt who wants to be an accountant, never had a girlfriend and may well become a rapist, Peter-file or labour/democrat supporter.

    Wanker in the 70’s, still a wanker.

  16. Any band that needs to have such an obvious gimmick as the Kiss makeup, speaks volumes about the quality of their musical output 😉

  17. I liked him in the movie Runaway. Played a decent villain.
    Gotta say I dig some Kiss once in a while. Not a fan of Gene’s arrogance. He is a cunt but when he’s balls deep in his hot wife I doubt he gives a fuck.

  18. Hold on, Gene Simmons of Kiss? The man knows he’s a cunt, he’s made it his lifetimes work to be a cunt. He’s openly a cunt, no hiding behind a nice public persona, no pretence at giving a fuck who likes him.

    Calling Simmons a cunt is pointless, he’d probably say thinks as he waved his millions in your face.

    God gave rock and roll to you, about the only Kiss song i can stomach and that was originally Argents.

    All the above apart, it was Simmons that made Kiss millions, he was savvy and he made sure the only people exploiting kiss were Kiss, mainly him.

    He may be a cunt, but a cunt i have some sneaking respect for.

    Below he gives a defence of America and maybe a little insight into why he’s the cunt he is.

    https://youtu.be/b_WLsKQKrlM

    No Komodo, no 😉

    • Fair comment SV.

      I’m don’t mind if people don’t agree with me.
      Unlike Owen Jones, I don’t mind being proven wrong or looking at someone else’s point of view.

      I didn’t know this about his mother, it was interesting to watch and perhaps I have a slight grudging respect for him because of it.

      • In no way did anything in my comment alter the fact Simmons is a cunt. It was not an argument against your cunting HS, just my personal view of the man.

        There are few in the world who would argue Simmons is not a cunt, including the man himself I suspect. I give him some grudging respect because he is open about who he is.

        I’ll never understand how a band like Kiss can be considered legends of Rock, they are the American Glitter band.

    • Oh look, the old “survivor” card.
      If Der Fuhrer was so good at genocide how come there’s so many survivors?
      Did Gene pass the hat around afterwards?
      Swallow your tongue, fishbreath.

  19. If this ugly bellend wasn’t a rock star he would have wanked himself into an early grave, he is a pasty, fat monster with hair like fur.!

  20. I get the same feeling when I hear kiss that I would if I found blood in the toilet after a shit.

  21. Absolute fucking terrible pop band
    Simmons is a megacunt
    on the other hand, Ronnie James Dio was fucking ace, got rest his Rock’n’Roll soul

  23. Kiss were fucking shit. Family Guy (even when it used to be funny) keep banging on about them. Utter bollocks.

  24. I think Paul Stanley bagged Sam Fox in her prime and Simmons married Shannon Tweed. Pair of spawny cunts.

    • Paul Stanley bagging Sam fox?
      He must have left a impression on her
      She turned full lesbian shortly after
      What a cunt

      Kiss a band? Don’t make me fucking laugh

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