When will they leave us be. If it’s not politicians, it’s celebrities, if it’s not footballers it’s journalists, if it’s not musicians it’s actors.
Why don’t you and the media who feed you jump on Bransons shuttle flight to space for a one way white knuckle ride of a lifetime. As far as I can see your self pity, self obsessed, self righteousness is fucking any chance we’ve got of living relatively normal everyday lives.
It would be an exercise similar to that of Nazi germany in the concentration camp ‘we’re really sold on this freebie but a little concerned no ones come back yet?’ ‘Don’t worry this is as safe as anything controlled by money the IT infrastructure was built by Apple and Google, the rockets by Tesla and Virgin, the interior was designed by a team of celebrities headed by Meghan and Victoria, the plastics were compromised and made in China as it ran a little over budget, but overall as you can imagine these ships use some of the best designed state of the art technology money can by, you really are in safe hands even the sanitary systems use unique shit spreading technology this was a pet project of Putin he has a wonderful sense of humour and is very misunderstood’
Round all these cunts up sell them a lie and jettison them into space for a lonely isolated slow death…..seriously I would want a Nobel peace prize if I pulled it off.
Nominated by: RJ Cuntingham
That’s a wonderful cunting. Difficult to illustrate, though! Maybe the Wall of Cunts ascending on a pillar of flame from Kazakhstan?
You’d best tick the box for ‘no publicity’ on the Nobel form, I’m thinking….
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I hate control freaks.
When I have the kids report to me to check their home work and correct any mistakes I often tell them I hate control freaks.
Then I pick out clothing for them.
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And woe betide any who are late for the unfurling of the Union Flag, the firing of the cannon (coincidentally into the side of the French studies centre) and the playing of Rule Britannia whilst standing to attention! Good form!
Just recently got rid of an evil nasty venomous controlling psycho gaslighting bag of pus masquerading as a Woman.
But not in any way bitter and twisted! 😀
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Good cunting and one of the most prolific irritants of modern life, IMHO.
Normally people who are underworked and have little else to do in their meaningless lives apart from interfere in your day to day business. I really can’t understand the brain wiring that drives people this way.
Without too much effort, I can picture a few within my circle of associates, of which I do my very best to disassociate myself from.
CUNTS.
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Build an fuck off wall around the M25 and jam all communication, or nuke it. After sanity is restored (I’m guessing 2 weeks) would it really be missed?
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Watch the last episode of ‘Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy’ They told the the pricks that the world was going to end and the control freaks being more important got the first space ship out saying they would send for the masses later. (well planed ruse) Well these control freaks started all the same shit on a new planet while us less valued breathed a sigh of relief, good fucking riddance. Watch the original, nothing has changed including the weak who let this shit happen.
Those that seek to control us delude themselves, in the end they still screw the lid down like the rest of us washed masses, dumb narcissistic pricks.
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Telephone sanitisers? they would be in demand in these covid obsessed times.
Shame we can’t send Boris and all his tit-swinging cronies to Golgafrincham.
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“You’re a bunch of useless bloody loonies”
“Yes that’s it.. “
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I am just surprised, seeing that they love her so much, why the Sun newspaper has not yet approached Stacey Solomon in her role as celebrity epidemiologist – the ugly tart appears giving her advice most days. Dame Kweer is still looking into her advice on knicker buying at Primark.
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Well I visited Solomons mines and found them unwelcoming in every way!
You can never beat the sage advice of renowned academic, epidemiologist and virologist Angela “heels in the air, knickers on the floor” Rayner!
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Boot the bossy cunts in the cunt.
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Sirs:
My rule of thumb is to ignore anyone yelling through a bullhorn, the yeller is always a cunt.
Always.
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If they all headed for Mars in one of Elon’s shuttles, what the fuck would we have to whine about on here?
We need to think this through….
😄
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Control freaks should be monitored, filed and categorised alphabetically.
Including date of birth, gender, hair colour…
In fact I’ll do it myself!
Youll only make a mess of it.
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My ex wifes sister Leanne is the worst freak….i mean control freak in the fucking world, this cunt needs a psychiatrist, the elevator dosnt go all the to the top floor, the engines running but theres no one at the wheel, this fucker is why some men learn to hate women, shes a weapons grade titanium treble cunt…..
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The cunt in the funeral video from Milton Keynes is the worst type of control freak. They are cunts and now think they have some sort of extra powers and significance to control everyone and enforce the rules which are just bollocks.
If that was my old mans funeral and me and my brothers were comforting my mum, the old man would have expected us from his coffin to Have kicked the cunt in, and we would have.
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Thanks all if this site is about crumbs of comfort then I’ve adopted the featal position got my comfort blanket, hugging my teddy (A loyal comrade) and I’m drifting off to a place where these cunts have their mega egos massaged into being duped and double crossed. Take the top 5% who own 80%, leave the scientists, take those seriously lacking self awareness but are somehow still intellectual. This will be delivered by a secret society of self aware communicators well able to sell sand to the Arabs….those that choose to see their own or society as little more than collateral damage when it comes to achieving their MO of world domination will of course be first we will tell them that the satellite surveillance will log everything about everyone go and see for yourself. Then layer after layer until your left with parish groups serving natural justice on local controlling cunts eg domestic violence, east European gang masters, drug kingpins etc. Yeah nature will breed em again but the cunts will have a long hard look at themselves and develop the capacity to consider normal folk……necessity is the mother of invention. Now fuck off we’ve committed ethical genocide, culled the population, no mammil cunts, no fashion victims, everyone drives a new old mini or a transit, everyone scratch cooks without food pumped with hormones or pesticides, the feckless are sent to Coventry (literally), and the media are replaced by local rags showing the good, the bad and the ugly (why has it now become absolutely necessary that we know every move USA make). New inventions will be closely monitored for there usefulness not must have more must not. Basically globalisation is dead a failed miserable invention bit like a modern day anti christ. That would be my idea of a new world order.
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