Billie Jean King

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I had forgotten about this ugly specky champion from the Dark Ages until she turned up on CNN recently – still specky, still ugly – and gave a sermonette on how we should all love and appreciate one another.

She pulled all the right strings and ticked the woke boxes – black lives matter, global warning etc. – in the kind of banal “message” Prince Charles gives to his plants.

As I recall, tennis was virtually an all-white – and middle-class – sport in those days except for Arthur Ashe (also specky) and Evonne Goolagong (also ugly) – and I don´t remember Ms. King making any social comments although she moaned about not getting as much prize money as Jimmy Connors and John McEnroe.

She famously thrashed Bobby “No Broad Can Beat Me” Riggs at a tennis match in 1973 and has been dining out on it for decades. He was 55 at the time and she was 29. Even then, there were reports that the game had been rigged by the Mafia who had bribed Riggs who was heavily in debt. Anyway, advantage Ms. King.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

44 thoughts on “Billie Jean King”

  1. Billie Jeans shes my lover ow!
    Bragged a overexcited Michael Jackson.
    Hurting the feelings of his 12yr old boyfriend and making claims that Billie Jean denies to this day!
    Shes a firm tuppence lover.
    Anyway, thats all I know about tennis.
    Think its for poofters isnt it?

    • Im quite sure andy murray aint one mnc moaning bastard yes i cant fault that.Used to be a classy game with all the toffs at wimbledom aving front row seats and paying thru the nose/sadly snother british institution ruined by arseholes

      • He (Murray) came out on court at Roland Garros in a pair of mummies tights, the wanker, probably still goes home for a suck on her tits 😂

  2. All the women drink from the the fury cup I believe. Wimminz tennis is only tolerated because we get a flash of gusset every so often. Naturally you wouldn’t want to see the William’s sisters gussets. Must be like a black cow with its throat cut, covered by a dirty dog blanket.

  3. I always thought Billie Jean King was MLKs wife, apparently she’s a tennis player, she wasn’t popular in Rhodesia!!!

  4. Did you know that she was married to Larry King? It’s true. Not the Larry King of CNN fame…some cunty tennis player nobody ever heard of named Larry King. I’m not sure how long they were married but maybe the old crotch cannibal needed a beard.

    Bobby Riggs notwithstanding, I’ll give the old dick dodger her due. She won several titles as a singles, doubles and mixed doubles player. And that qualifies her to…shut the fuck up about anything other than tennis.

    Jesus H. Christ Himself! Nobody gives a rat’s fucking ass about what some over the hill jockette thinks about BLM, global warming, the Yellow Flu or any other fucking thing.

    Well maybe lesbian porn…but aside from that…fuck off cunt!

  5. Women’s tennis, women’s fucking tennis, how interested am I in women’s tennis? Not at fucking all.

    The fact they now get paid the same money for playing half the games men do is not equality, how can it be?

  6. Hmm, Biley Jean wants equality and equal pay? Well play five fkin sets like the Men then instead of three!
    Equality – yay – I am entering the ladies tennis draw for Wimbledon – that big fat winners cheque will come in very handy!
    (Well, I am large, muscular, hairy chested, grunt a lot and fancy ladies – I will fit into the world of “ladies” tennis perfectly – game, set and match to the Fox!).

    • Exactly Vern. Billie Jean Doughnut Bumper King should stay out of grown-up politics and concentrate on tipping the velvet with her craggy man-hater lezbôs.

  7. Do these cunts bend the knee before games I wonder?

    I bet Billie Bob King would have loved to have given a forearm lob to Martina Navratilova back in the day!

    Sue Barker was quite cute back then, as was Tracy Austin. Then it all went to shit with that screaming banshee Monika Seles, who must have shoved some love-balls up her lady-glove because everytime she fired a ball over the net she’d give out an ear-piercing scream!

    Going back to King again. Yet another faded star choosing to jump on the BLM bandwagon now that its at full speed. She’s had fuck all to say until now of course, but she just couldn’t resist chipping in with some choice words of utter shite.

    New balls please!

    • Only good thing about tennis is Fred Perry shirts (Stockport lad) and Robinsons barley water.
      An eating strawberries.
      Know Cliff Richard likes it but then he never married did he?
      Tennis? Give over!!!
      Its a right racquet.

      • Hi Komodo, yes I saw that.
        We used to wear them instead of school shirts as kids.
        Skinheads wore them
        Mods wore them too.
        Poor Proud boys not allowed!
        They should just be glad someones buying them as theyre overpriced.
        First they came for our Doc Martins
        Then our Fred perrys!
        Cultural appropriation!!😀

      • I’d forgotten about this four eyed tuppence flicking melon farmer. She had all the sex appeal of a bad egg cooked in month old chip fat. Billie by name, Billie by nature.

        I agree, the only good thing about tennis is the Perry shirts (Newton Heath lad) and Chris Evert. I can still envisage that short skirt and those knickers even now. What a piece she was.

        That Gabriela Sabatini was pretty tasty and all.

      • I remember how me and my mates went on European aways in the 80s and came back with loads of Sergio Tacchini stuff. We flogged most of it to other football fans who were casuals. Made a small fortune out of it. That and those forged railcards.

        The Stone Roses looked like goth type knobheads before known ‘Perry Boy’ Mani joined the band. It was him and Steve Cressa that gave the band the image that every cunt copied in 1989.

      • Funny one about the Fred Perry shirts – they were the clothing of choice for the National Front, made a fortune.
        Now, they suddenly get sensitive about non existent racism?

  8. Billie Jean King goes to her doctor for an annual “internal”.
    On arrival, she is a little perturbed to find the lady doctor who usually examines her is on maternity leave, leaving a male colleague to carry out her workload.
    After reassurance from the new doctor, she reclines on the examination table.
    As the doctor examines her he lets out an audible gasp, followed by a small whistle.

    “Is anything wrong, doctor?”
    “No.Not at all Ms King. In fact, I have been doing this for over 25 years and I can safely say, you have the cleanest pussy I have ever seen!”
    To which she replies:
    “I should fucking hope so-I have a woman “in” twice a week!”

    (This joke works equally well for Martina Navratilova it any other famous wimminz from the island of Lesbos.)

      • They will love it-I told it to the elderly grandmother of a mate, back in the 80’s-cheered up the whole funeral congregation👍👍👍😀

  9. I actually thought this old witch was dead and had melted away after getting caught in a freak downpour outside the gates of Wimbledon back in 76?

    Did she rug munch with man-dyke Martina back in the 80’s?…………..
    In fact who cares?
    Tennis is for Limp wristed puddle jumping types like Cliff Richard.

    Anyone for Tennis or Pimm’s anyone?
    In the words of The Macc Lads greatest tune:
    ‘Get stuffed ya arse bandeet!’

    https://youtu.be/PJZnuT6ACV4

  10. I bet the handle of her tennis racket stinks of fish…and is crusty to the touch.

    • Rene Descartes, Voltaire, Emmanuel Kant, Kirkegaard, Jean-Paul Sartre …. we can now add another great philosopher to such an exulted circle – our very own Lord Fiddler of Northumberland!

  11. Good job Billy was a licker boy was she ugly Never get it up even with a bag over it’s mush.. Fancied Evonne Goolagong though .. nuff said Billy don’t be a zero be a Cunt.

    • So did I. I was about 16 or 17 and she was playing at a small pre-Wimbledon tennis tournament in St. Albans. I was watching and a tennis ball rolled towards me, the smile she gave me when I threw it back at her when she wanted to serve is still etched in the wank bank 50 years later. God she was nice.

      I am talking about Evonne Goolagong not BJK just to avoid confusion.

  12. When the angry ape got sanctioned by the umpire she fucking well deserved it, just because she is a woman (well female) and black doesn’t give her the right to scream at the umpire, so fuck off Billy Bob and stick to being a cunt licker.

    I cannot understand why the rules are different for men and women, it’s either 3 or 5 sets for the major tournaments, if the women can hack it then pay the fuckers 3/5ths or have mens tennis best of 3 (that would cunt tournament times down 😂

    • Let’s make all sport open to men, women and trannies. Ms Williams would get slaughtered by any male player in the top 500 whilst that big mouthed ,purple haired ,Yank lesbian ‘soccer’player could not get into a Burton Albion reserves team.
      Equal pay? Fucking prove you’re the equal of men.

    • Got to stick up for the lovely Serena, she was probably on the blob when she had that chimpout, and we all know women are crazy and irrational most of the time anyway.
      Unlike watching ladies tennis I never get bored fantasising about 69ing Martina Hingis. Got to go, something just came up….

  14. Billie Jean Doughnut-poker King is a bloody hypocrite. Sure, she becomes all mouthy when defending Serena fucking Williams and backs her to the hilt. However, the bitch didn’t say one word of support for Harambe when he was killed back in 2016. Sheer gender bias.

    #NeverForgetHarambe

    • Fickle of me Capt, but felt real sorrow for Harambe.
      Although couldnt of give less of a fuck for George Floyd!
      As I say, fickle.

      • It was a travesty of justice, Leslie,

        A Yank Mom not looking after her ankle-biter, as she was too busy taking selfies or something, neglectfully lets said child scale a wall to the gorilla enclosure and they shoot and kill the poor animal that’s been imprisoned in the zoo! Cunts.

  16. Let’s have equality All sports men v women or women can play in the same side as men and Let’s just see who is best. If you don’t like that then put up and shut up, that seems like equality to me and I’m sure everyone would agree

  17. Tennis in general, never mind women’s tennis. All that’s wrong in the good old U shit hole of K. Institutional snobbery, wankers shouting “Come on Tim” to the quarter final cunt, lobbing sweaty towels to kids after dabbing at their forehead after every fucking serve, strawberries and cream for the price of a Vegas hooker. Andy fucking Murray, the treacherous Scottish cunt. John McEnroe, try shouting your bollocks at me you skinny, whining sack of American shit. As you’ve gathered, I’m not a tennis fan. The next and probably previous English Wimbledon champions have been from Council Estates, but your inherent upper class cuntishness has and will scupper any chances of that ever happening. Cunts, and fuck off Cliff Richards you dinosaurs scrotum necked twat.

  19. Williams called the umpire a fucking cheat by screeching in his face. Then she played the race card, the psychotic bitch. Men have been disqualified from tournaments for less. McEnroe for example.

    Billie Jean Tuppence is talking bollocks again.

  20. Tennis is shite (for the woofters, really) but I do recall ‘enjoying’ a match years back with that Kornikouva sort playing the blonde, large-boobed Jelena Dokic when they were both about 19 or 20. I was a young chap at the time. One recalls telling mother and pater that I will be ‘retiring’ to my bedroom to enjoy the (ahem) ‘climax’ of the match.

    • Yeah me too, I would lick both of their arseholes clean after I had spooged inside them,

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