Ben Wyatt – Wee Dundee Twat

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This little scrub (on the right in pic – DA) is the manager of a restaurant called Wee Mexico in Dundee outside which he recently left this sign:

“Please do not enter if you have symptoms of Covid-19, racism, homophobia or transphobia.”

He says he want’s to ban prejudiced people from the restaurant. “A while back some customers complained they were being harassed based on the way they looked and we had to kick the perpetrators out” said the tattooed, goatee’d, emaciated bigot.

Hmm. It’s not acceptable for a cake shop to refuse making a cake for a couple of twinkletoes but apparently it’s alright to refuse entry if your politics don’t align with these intolerant mooks.

“I am a privileged white male but this does happen, especially in the hospitality industry.” Psh.

Nonetheless this begs the question: against whom DOESN’T the sign discriminate? Presumably you can enter if you’re a murderer, a child-groomer, a rapist, someone who tortures animals, a drug-dealer, a terrorist, a Communist, Irish, or a religious nutter looking to decapitate somebody.

Careful you don’t turn away too many customers or… ? Puff! Your business will have disappeared up its arse.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(Calling a restaurant “Wee Mexico” is surely racist and a candidate for cultural appropriation? – DA)

74 thoughts on “Ben Wyatt – Wee Dundee Twat”

    • That’s it.
      I’ve been waiting for a sign , and this is surely it.
      My life is changed.
      Tomorrow I will be looking to lease premises , and will be opening a chain of “White Privilege Cafes”.
      Let’s see how that goes down in this fucked-up world.

  2. My new restaurant…Cuntster’s Cafe also has a sign:

    Please do not enter if you have symptoms* of Aids…BLM…Antifa…LBGTQ+….or Muslim.

    (*Symptoms?)

    • Herr General,

      Can’t imagine there’s much of that in Texas – outside Austin or parts of Dallas.

      • Hey CMC,

        There’s even less of it in southeast Alabama…which is where I live.

        😁

        PS Although, I live near a University where there is a concentrated population of libtards.

        PPS And there are bunches and bunches of Groids down here or as some of the locals call them…Porch Monkeys.

      • Sorry General. Could have sworn you said you were from Texas.

        Many statues of George Wallace?

      • No worries CMC.

        No statues of George Wallace. But Jefferson Davis’ Birthday is a state holiday.

        For those less versed in history than you, Jefferson Davis was the President of the Confederacy.

        #forgethell
        #whitelivesmatter

  3. Ben Wyatt and Bruce Ree are fooling no one with their defiant folded arm, weak chinned stance. Both look like they would be battered into submission with a week old burrito.

  4. Load of fucking nonsense. This tosser is just another publicity-seeking piece of shit, exactly the kind of cunt that welcomes the brown rabble into the country and spends half his time blubbering about Brexit.
    What the dozy fucker hasn’t grasped is that IF the rank and file actually paid any attention to that and stayed away if it applied to them, Wee Mexico would actually be so Wee that it wouldn’t exist. Cunt.

    • In a time when the hospitality industry is on its arse he is using what I would think is a one off incident experienced by a lot of other businesses at some point to make an issue out of nothing. I saw something similar with Rishi Sunak’s local pub barring him permanently because he voted against the free school meals in the holidays bill.

      • You ever tried Scottish mexican fusion cuisine LL?
        Bloody lovely!
        Chili porridge
        Deep fried burrito
        The famous ghost chilli haggis!
        I went wearing a kilt and sombrero ,
        Left my right wing attitude and phobias at the door.
        They had a pinata filled with heroin.
        5\5 on the MNC restaurant review.👍

      • Morning Miserable, I did once try jalapeno shortbread. I was on the toilet faster than a border rat over the Rio Grande.

    • I wonder how strong he’d feel about his views when he gets held up by a Sirian refugee pointing an axe in his direction. It beggars belief that these do gooders have the numbers they do use them as cannon fodder on the front line at Calais to show their humanitarian spirit. Different cultures produce different humans

  5. They look like they are immo loving Krankie fans who are very familiar with each other’s arseholes.
    Let’s hope their restaurant gets review bombed.

  6. I’m actually glad to for Ben to declare his veiws publicly as I wouldn’t knowingly be able to ingest anything touched by a deviant soyviet Woken SS, one shudders to think where his unwashed hands have been.

  8. He looks such a smug self-satisfied wanker – almost as pleased with himself as Dame Kweer – almost but not quite because nobody is as pleased with himself as Starmer,

    I can picture him stopping whatever he is doing at 10 a.m. to listen to Wimmins Hour to see what todays burning issue is and then at midday sure to listen to the ethnic misery memoir (did you hear last weeks? – a Jamaican speaking in such a squealing patois it was impossible to tell if the voice was male or female).

    I bet the likes of Eddie Izzard would love to drop in for a skinny latte and a fairy cake. I don’t know about Wee Mexico – more like Wee Brighton

  9. Loving the graphic of the Mexican with moustache and hat. Talk about racial profiling. Hope the owner does not open a African restaurant with a graphic of a thick lipped man holding a spear.
    Hypocritical Cunt…

    • On the other hand, if he did open an African restaurant in the manner you describe, we could be treated to another story of a twat (not on BBC of course) being perforated whilst his bum chum partner would be defending he of the ‘rubber lips’ persuasion on the grounds that the mental elf or the Scottish School of Aspiring Architects made him do it. Either way we are free of another libtard loony.

  10. Pair of fucking gaylords. I thought the restaurant industry was going down the toilet and they needed every customer they could get? Obviously he is trying to attract the right on crowd with his blatant virtue signalling.
    Well I hope he’s well stocked up with vegan shite. Those cunts moan like fuck about the prices and you’ll never get a fucking tip out of them. Go woke, go broke prickface.

  11. “Please do not enter if you have symptoms of The Aids,The Dark-keyism,The Gayness or The transbummderism”…

    What I plan to write on the chalkboard outside the Pub that banned me …that should give the old trout of a Landlady a timely publicity boost in these difficult times.

    • Think I might book “Wee Mexico” for a team meal next time we’re on Rugby Club tour.

      • I shall dress in my full Hunting regalia and tootle my little horn as Mr.Wyatt attempts to “kick me out”..it’s a pretty fair bet the Cunt’s an Anti.

      • I’ve heard people remark that it’s one of my more attractive traits….when compared to some of the others….I,of course. take a note of their names and send them hate-mail.

  13. If I lived in Dundee i’d drop a couple of dead rats under the table and phone up the Public Health.
    Cunts.

  14. Wee Mexico will probably be a vibrant new charity shop by the New Year.
    Dear old Ben will be hawking his bottom for food.
    Soft cunt.
    Good morning.

  15. I think i’ll go in there and say….

    “We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.”
    “We’re multi millionaires. We’ll buy this place and have you fired Miss Wyatt. We’ll buy this place and install a fucking juke box, might liven these stiffs up a bit.”

  16. I must think up some exclusions for the new eatery I am thinking of starting up: Boggs Standard. So far Misandrists, poofy Lords and snooty nancy boys are on the banned list. Just a polite sign on the door: “If you are Jess Phillips, or one of her admirers – fuck off”

  17. I recall that some vegan cafe in Cambridge said that it wouldn’t accept the new £5 note due to it having traces of animal something or other. The stupid cunts tried to get the Bank of England to produce vegan friendly bank notes.
    I wonder if the cafe is still open. Do any of you Cambridge Cunters know?

  18. Could not give a fuck, they are in Scotland. They look pleased with themselves, good look to them. The arrogant pretentious cunts. Fuck em.

    • These theme restaurants always flop after a while once the novelty wears off.
      One in Stockport a while back ‘Robins Nest’!
      Remember that?
      Theyve tried allsorts of shite,
      Keep a eye out for Rev Jim Jones juice bar,
      And the Idi Amin BBQ.

      • They had a restaurant fully booked up, that you dined in complete darkness!
        No shit, eating in pitch black darkness,
        They went mad for it!
        Had to book in advance,
        Manchester evening news raved about it, ‘unique dining experience!’
        Hehe
        I couldn’t afford it so went potholing with a chippy.

      • Morning MNC. Unkle Terry needs to open a restaurant, oven on gas mk 5 24 hours a day. He could lay on mini buses or coaches to unsuspecting guests. We could have a #isacunt go fund UT page. Probably have the funds in an hour from our community!

      • Morning Rob,
        Yeah!
        “Terrys flaming hot Bbq”
        All welcome’
        If it aint charred it aint Terrys!”👍

  19. Interesting how Covid is an unfortunate affliction (kind of like how Leprosy is) and he wants them to stay away from his oh-so-civilised establishment although I guess he isn’t advocating for Covid patients to go and live on a “colony” as that has Imperialistic and therefore Whight Supremacist undertones (according to goofy, lefty, muh-lenny-ll snowflakes.

    The racism/homophobia/transphobia comments were the most obvious and cringe-enducing virtue signalling – The Virtue Signaller………. sounds like a good name for a pub.

      • From America, here’s a few I can think of that might be questionable if you order them in Wee Wanker Wyatt’s Beaner Bar:

        A Black Russian?
        A Rob Roy?
        An Irish Coffee?
        A Redheaded Slut?

        Of course these two Flamers probably enjoy a “Skip and Go Naked” followed by a “Blowjob.”

  20. Culturally appreciating sweaty, fuck him, hope rangers and Celtic arrange their after match meetings there.

  21. I bet the short one scrapes the shit from the cunt’s arse and uses it in the cafe.
    I’d avoid the peanut butter on toast,marmite sandwiches and chutney if I were you.

  23. Wee Mexico? Neither of those two bellends look Mexican so aren’t they guilty of cultural appropriation? Cancel the Cunt now, fucking racist.

  24. Fuck the cunt. He’ll be laughing the other side of his face when he’s being rodgered from behind and gutted from the front by a knife-wielding moo slime in a niqab.

  26. Can’t see this pair of softies hoofing anyone out – and as around 2/3 of restaurants close within two years I assume that Mummy and Daddy or whichever vegan collective is financing and bankrolling the place are ready to take a serious financial hit – see how your “principled and ethical stance” feels when you are unemployed owing a fortune Ben.
    Alienating customers who pay your wages and keep the place in business is unwise for any who wish to actually STAY in business.

  27. If this was the other way round the Left wingers would have a fookin meltdown. Bunch of bastids.
    Well spotted Cap’n, and well cunted.

  28. Great non Cap’n!
    Looks like a proper little virtue-signalling cunt.
    Thanks for the heads-up on this one. The missus and I’ll make certain to give the place a wide berth next time we’re in Dundee (that’s as in ‘this year, next year, sometime never!).

  29. Apparently, cultural appropriation is ok with this pretentious fuck knuckle, because neither he nor his mate are Mexican.

    • Didn’t Labour fuckwit Dawn Butler tear Jamie Oliver a new arsehole because of cultural appropriation over jerk chicken?

  30. Those two prannets should call their greasy sombrero dive ‘Nip and Tuck’.
    Mexican food is shit. It always looks like its been eaten at least once already.

    • You’re right about that. Spent a lot of time in Texas in recent years and for obvious reasons Mexican eateries are everywhere. The food’s muck.

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