Barbados Wants Independence – When It Suits!

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Let’s not beat around the bush with this cunting, I believe these ungrateful cunts in Barbados have finally shown their hatred for “da whitey” by saying that Barbados should become a republic after being an independent commonwealth state since 1966.

Aparantly they think the head of state should be from Barbados, or in plain language a “blek”. Of course I have no problem with this because when they wail after a hurricane, “ma shack gan with da breeze honkey mastas” we can say it’s your fucking problem. I won’t be dipping my hands into my pockets for people who want their “own kind” to be in charge but want “da muthfaland” to pay for it.

In the words of the padre from Blazing Saddles, “son your on ya own”, fuck em all, ungrateful cunts!!!!

P.S – Black people aren’t even native to the Caribbean so technically they’re as foreign as whitey!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

( Very short-term memories from those cunts, They should remember this – DA)

https://www.itv.com/news/2017-09-17/extraordinary-british-troops-praised-for-hurricane-irma-relief-effort

45 thoughts on “Barbados Wants Independence – When It Suits!”

  1. “Of course I have no problem with this because when they wail after a hurricane, “ma shack gan with da breeze honkey mastas” we can say it’s your fucking problem. I won’t be dipping my hands into my pockets for people who want their “own kind” to be in charge but want “da muthfaland” to pay for it.”

    Sadly though we will pay for it – out of the foreign aid budget – because we can never resist a hard uck story, especially if supported by Harry Hewitt, which it would be. It boils my piss to think of the money we give to India and China, one making a space project and the other exporting their filthy diseases. Cunts.

    • It’s China who are behind this. They’ve been pumping huge amounts of money into the Caribbean over the past few years, a lot of which, as you pointed out, probably came from the British taxpayer in the first place. Personally, I don’t give a fuck if they remove the Queen as head of state. Apart from sending some troops over in World War 2, they haven’t really given value for money. This is a good excuse to stop giving them, and the Bat Flu Crew, millions of pounds of OUR money.

  2. Simple solution, send Princess Sparkletits to be Head of State. Her and her cuckold hubby can teach them all about wokeness and subsidise the crime ridden shithole with their filthy Hollywoke money plus Harry’s pocket money he gets from Charlie the Chimp Boy.

  3. Fucking freeloading cunts.

    The only good things to come out of Barbados are Lilt and The Man from Del Monte.

  4. Fuck them all. When the next hurricane storms its way over Barbados, I would like to see how they will cope sans the Royal Navy effort.

    The cunts will be too busy swigging rum, stroking their plums or sleeping.

  5. I disagree.

    The people of Barbados have every right to be a republic and elect someone as their Head of State. As far as I am aware, they are not leaving the Commonwealth. Many (most?) Commonwealth countries are republics.

    I wish both the country of my birth and my adopted country would rid themselves of the parasitic and dysfunctional Windsor-Mountbatten clan. Bring back Oliver Cromwell.

      • Come the glorious day, Dick I shall be Emperor of East Anglia and you can be King of Northumbria. I assume Cuntstable Cuntbubble will be Chief Shepherd of Wales and we’ll put the most rabidly anti-SNP bastard we can find in charge of Northern Britain.

        Who fancies Mercia and Wessex?

      • Not too sure about you being Emperor of East Anglia,tbh.,Mike….one needs at least a passing acquaintance with the basics of social etiquette to be a decent leader….I,of course,was bred to inspire and set an example to the Plebs….you? possibly not so much.
        Perhaps you could be Ruler of Australia?….you should be a perfect fit for that particular oasis of class and sophistication.

      • Fuck off.

        I am well sophisticated me. I don’t even pick my nose with the fish fork anymore.

      • Fish fork indeed…the nearest you’ll have been to a fish fork is one of those little wooden ones that come from t’chippy….and you probably thought that was some kind of exotic sex-aid for use after you’d wooed your paramour with a bout of fine-dining and sophisticated banter…” Smear yer battered bits round yer growler,love,yer drier than the Tanami Desert.”

      • Fuck sake, Dick.

        As an Australian, my good lady wife needed something different to the lovely Gemma. So I smeared Vegemite on my cock.

      • Did the other guests at your Wedding Breakfast table cheer you on as you “dipped your wick” into the jar ?

  6. What are those whitey soldiers delivering, cans of Red Stripe?

    🎶 don’t worry……bout a ting
    cos every little ting…..gonna be alright 🎶

  7. Pissed myself driving into work! Memorial thing for ‘Aspiring architect, Stephen Lawrence’ on the London Marathon, this Sunday! Their exact words! Why did I immediately think of this site?

    • Indeed, Stephen was the original “aspiring architect.” If only he had lived he could be designing the new diversity annexe for the BBC. They’ll probably name it after him anyway.

  8. It won’t take a hurricane to fuck them up. Whomever is president will be a corrupt parvenu that lines their own pockets, fill the civil service with cronies and dimwitted relatives and run the place into the ground. Much like some of the morons in the royal family, parliament and some of the prize gits we’ve had as governor general(Kerr, Hollingsworth, Bryce).

  9. According to various sources in the media, Barbados has been buoyed by the BLM movement and the need to leave its colonial past behind. This has also been partly due to Hewitt Jr and Sparkletits’ visit of 2016 and their belief that the UK’s colonial past should be left behind.

    So Brenda has her illegitimate ginger, woke grandson and his pet marmoset to thank for their involvement in this.

    • Does that mean we will hear no more of the continuous whine about slavery and wicked whitey? I do hope so.

  10. Ingrates.
    Still like tourist money though eh?
    Sure the industy of turning metal bin lids into drums will sail you through the coming global depression?
    Cut the spiteful little bastards loose.
    3weeks?..cannibalism

    • At least they’ll have an industry even if it is just making bin lids into drums….we’ll be looking on in awe and envy at their GDP rate if Johnson gets much longer.

      Morning,Mis.
      Morning All.

      • Morning Dick,
        Agree, its looking a bit grim.
        That Covid has left Boris a bit of a cabbage hasnt it?
        And he was no great shakes to start with.
        Hopefully the SNPs attempt to infect the whole of Westminster will pay dividends?😀

      • It;s a shame that the Old Bag didn’t call into The House of Lords on her way to the train station…most of those doddery farts are just about the right age to succumb.

  12. It’s been announced that Trump’s got Covid.

    I smell a conspiracy within a conspiracy within….

  13. Bleedin’ ingrates, they wouldn’t even be on a sun kissed tropical paradise without honky intervention.
    Free cruise, all the sugar cane you can suck through that giant crevice between your incisors and a garden fulla cotton.
    ” oh dem golden slippers”

    • Barbados is the richest place in the Carribean.
      Its called the Switzerland of the Carribean because its a tax haven and lots of rich scum own property there.
      Exports, rum, sugar, molasses, a diabetic dream.
      We should invade.
      Martial law+confiscation of property+ public whippings for dissent.
      You were mayor?
      Carry my bags to the hotel boy.

  15. I shall remember their new found independence when the first hurricane hits and the inevitable little fker is wheeled out to sit crying in front of where his shed used to be for the million charity adverts.
    And in five years time when it is a savage crime and disease ridden slum run by tinted corruption.
    Want to be independent? Fine – fuck off.

    • 30% chance of a nearby wave developing into a tropical storm within the next 5 days, Vernon, and the mid-Atlantic’s still looking lively. Fingers crossed.

  16. Give them independence on condition all commonwealth trade is off. No doubt they will start to hack each other to bits with machetes instead of harvesting bananas or what ever the fuck they produce. I look forward to the next category 5 storm…..

  19. B&W Cunt might get his wish to be a Caribbean pirate sooner than he dreamed, when they slide into total lawlessness.

    Fuck em-ducking melon headed, stubby bleak pricks.

  20. Don’t need us any more got the Yellow peril to play with now. Good luck to them I say, We could do a deal along the lines of you take all our illeagals and process them and we will give you the independence you so rightly deserve. Have your own head of state etc. Bloody good deal what.

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